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Thank you.
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Why is there only one candle? Mom's 46.
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I know, but women who are Mom's age
don't like to be reminded of how old
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are. She's coming for you.
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Good morning.
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Happy birthday, Mom!
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Thank you. Thank you so much. That's so
sweet of you.
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You know this is my favorite thing.
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Grapefruit with wax on it.
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Blow out the candle and make a wish.
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Yay!
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They only put one candle on it so you
wouldn't feel bad.
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Well, why would I feel bad?
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Well, Mom, you are getting up there.
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It really doesn't bother me to be 46.
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It doesn't bother you at all?
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Not in the least.
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Mom, I am so happy to hear that because
Kara said when her mom turned 46, she
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went into a deep depression.
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You know, she said it wasn't so bad
being 45 because she was still close to
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But when she turned 46, she knew that 50
was right around the corner.
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Vanessa, Mom, I apologize for your
daughter's insensitivity. I asked her
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bring up your age because I knew it
would be rough on you.
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But it's not rough on me. I love being
46. I think it's a lovely age.
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So do I. You look good for your age.
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Thank you. No, I mean it.
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Really look good.
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Yeah, Mom, you really look good.
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Really.
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Thank you. Now, isn't there someplace
else you need to go?
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Yeah, we need to go to the mall and buy
your present. Yeah. We were going to get
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it sooner, but we want to get something
really special.
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Oh, I see. You forgot my birthday.
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Hey, guys, did we forget Mom's birthday?
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No.
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Now, come on. Let's get to the mall
before they run out of that thing we're
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going to get for her.
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What thing? You know, the thing we've
been talking about for months.
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Oh, that.
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Funny birthday girl. Good morning,
Cliff.
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46.
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46.
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Yesterday,
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45.
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Forty -six.
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Just another pebble dropping into the
pond of life.
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Forty -six.
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Kapoosh.
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See, when you get up around 50, then you
have a boulder
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dropping into a smaller pond because
it's kind of drying up.
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Get to 60 and 70, all dried up.
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All you hear is... Now,
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you know, I was really feeling good this
morning until I ran into my family and
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everybody started giving me grief over
turning 46.
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Well, dear, let me tell you, it's
nothing but a number.
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That's what old Jake used to say, the
fellow that shined shoes down in the
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visitor's lounge at the hospital.
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He'd sit there popping that rag, and
everybody would have a birthday. He'd
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pop, pop, ain't nothing but a number.
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That's right.
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Died when he was 46.
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But listen, let me tell you something,
though.
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Regardless of what anybody says, you
still look good.
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Now, why did you use that word, still?
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You didn't used to talk like that. You
used to say, Claire, you look good.
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Am I not supposed to look good?
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You're absolutely correct.
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The word still is out.
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You look good.
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Now, why don't you come and sit down
right over here, Mrs. Huxtable.
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And Carol will be with you in just a few
minutes. Thank you. Today is my
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birthday. My husband's taking me to
lunch in an hour and a half.
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Ray, we got a birthday special today.
Everything half price. Really?
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Oh, but wait, it doesn't apply to you.
It's only for women over 40.
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Bless you.
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Claire?
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The rain.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I'm so glad it's your birthday.
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How else could we get our husbands to
take us to lunch on a Saturday
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Oh, Mrs. Hextable, excuse me. I'm just
finishing up with Mrs. Erickson. I'll be
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ready for you next.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Hi, Karen. Hi, Mrs. Clark.
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Amy's ready for you right over there.
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Now, there goes an attractive woman. I
know.
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Hard to believe she's 47.
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47? Quick.
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No, she is.
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Well, I bet she had a ton of work done.
Uh -uh, that's what I thought. The woman
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doesn't even color her hair.
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I hate her. She should be dropped off
the planet.
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Mrs.
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Huxtable, what are you complaining
about? You still look good.
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that word still is going to get smashed.
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I'm thankful they're saying still. It's
better than used to.
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There's Miss Cynthia.
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The only woman I know who gets younger
with every birthday.
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Hello, Claire.
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Oh, hi, Lorraine. Hi. Hello, Cynthia.
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Oh, please call me Cindy. All my friends
do.
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Look, look what I've got since you last
saw me. Eddie and I got married. Oh,
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congratulations.
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Thanks.
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Eddie is ten years younger than I am,
you know.
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Oh, he's 48.
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Don't be silly.
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He's 31.
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Well, I've got to run. I hope I don't
have as much trouble getting out of here
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as I did coming in.
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What happened?
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Well, those construction workers next
door, when they saw me walking down the
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street, they just stopped everything
that they were doing, and they started
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flirting and whistling, and I'm just
going to have to stay off the streets of
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New York or...
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Nothing in this city will ever get
built.
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If that woman is 41, I'm 12.
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And you know that's her fourth husband.
I thought it was her fifth.
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You know, I think you're right. I don't
care how young she tries to make
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herself, she just cannot keep a man. You
see.
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I've only had one husband, and he still
wants what I have.
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My husband begs me.
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Who did that?
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A sick and vicious person. Claire?
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Claire?
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Hi, birthday girl.
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Alberto and I have been waiting for you.
Alberto, I thought we were meeting you
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at the restaurant.
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Claire, my best wishes to you on this,
your birthday. Thank you.
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Honey?
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Now, my dear, you didn't have anything
to do with this clever little joke, did
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you? What an unfortunate mistake.
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Who did this terrible thing?
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We're just playing a little joke. See?
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The kids did it. So there you go.
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I'm through with you.
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Sit down.
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Of course you know Cliff is just teasing
you. He loves you so much.
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Did you know he keeps a picture of you
in his locker at the hospital?
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Just a picture of you when you were
younger.
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I would like to propose a toast.
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To the birthday girl.
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Of course, she's not a girl anymore.
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Watch it.
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I'm going to get through my toast now.
This is to my wife who...
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On this birthday is 40. That's quite a
right number, so not necessary.
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I would like to toast my wife, whom I
love
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very much, no matter what number.
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Here, here.
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Here, here.
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Now I would like to propose a toast.
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Ah. A Clara.
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Una mujer de imperecedera belleza.
Muchas gracias, Alberto.
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Agradezco el brindis.
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I would appreciate you not hitting on my
wife.
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I was telling your wife that her beauty
is timeless.
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Well, it sounds like to me you said,
let's go out in the garage.
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Okay. Well, set all that aside, I... I,
of course, have prepared something
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special along with our children.
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We have a little thing we're going to do
for you called When Mama Was My
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Age. Hit it! When Mama Was My Age, the
year was 1961.
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John Kennedy was president.
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The minimum wage was $1 an hour. An
eight -course dinner at a steakhouse
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.75. And how much was cabbage?
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30 cents a head.
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And the Christmas Eve concert at
Carnegie Hall cost 50 cents.
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But you could listen to a guy named
Chubby Checker who dressed like this and
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started a new dance grade.
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And that's what was happening in 1961.
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A long...
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I don't think I like where this is
going.
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Oh, goodness, I knew it.
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When Mom was my age, it was 1958.
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Ike was president.
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Alvin Ailey formed his own dance
company, and you could buy a brand -new
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Oldsmobile for only $2 ,900.
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And how much was cabbage?
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in 1958, the teenagers said things like,
dig that crazy mixed -up cat, and
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you're the most man real gone.
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Wait a moment. You forgot my favorite.
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Blast off, Daddy O.
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Also in 1958, people dressed like this
to go to sock hops where they did dances
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like...
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And the throw.
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We were never that lethargic. Lorraine,
come on here. These children have been
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spinning on their heads too long.
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We had to pump your arms and get a
little dip.
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And then we spin around to the back.
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Crazy kids. And that was 1958.
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A long, long time ago.
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A long, long time ago. You people are
cruel.
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My mom was my age. Even my baby has
turned on me.
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It was 1952.
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Harry Truman was president.
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How much was cabbage?
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Cabbage? There was no cabbage.
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There were only 48 states.
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A large pizza cost 75 cents.
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The average house was worth $4 ,600.
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Dad, how much did you pay for this
house?
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A lot of cabbage.
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And that was 1952. A long...
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and get out.
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Happy birthday, Mom.
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Thank you, guys.
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When I was in medical school back in
Spain, some of us used to go around to
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restaurants and sing for our supper.
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Would you allow me now to sing?
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I'd be honored.
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No, no, wait, wait, wait. See, this is
my wife's birthday.
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So I will sing. That won't be necessary,
Cliff, really. You don't have to sing,
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dear. That's quite all right.
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You have a song for your wife?
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Yes.
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Let's hear it.
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Be kind to your ragged wife.
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For she sags and she begs and she spies.
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This is more embarrassing for you than
it is for me. Alberto, you promised me a
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song. A song you should have.
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Do you remember that one? It goes...
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Nació de Dios para los dos, nació del
alma.
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Or maybe the other one, do you remember?
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Bésame, bésame mucho,
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como si fuera esta noche la última.
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I can't lose you, lose you later.
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I want to have you very close, look me
in your eyes, see you next
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to me.
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Think that maybe tomorrow I'll be far,
very far
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from here.
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Bésame mucho como si fuera esta noche la
última
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vez.
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Bésame, bésame mucho
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que tengo miedo perderte.
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It was a great afternoon. You really
turned this day around for me. Well,
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you very much, my dear. The lunch was
wonderful, and I enjoyed the song.
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Well, you know, I put my best effort
forward, you know. Not that song, fool.
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song Alberto sang.
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Oh. Look at the voice he has.
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Yeah, but let me just say that it's not
difficult to sing like that. All you
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have to do is take your voice up. And
you talk like this all the time.
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And so it's very nice to be here.
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No,
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it was really great, and the food was so
good. You know, I loved the food.
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And you didn't touch the dessert when
they came? You went like that? And you
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know what? I noticed that you did not
buy that hateful cake with the white
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and strawberries on it like you usually
get me every year for my birthday, and I
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thank you for that, because I am never
eating that again in life.
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Well, you might.
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I wouldn't say that if I were you.
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I commend you on saying that you are not
going to eat it.
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But then again, it's a long time.
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46, 47, 48. You'll see.
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You will see. Okay.
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