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Mmm. Delicious.

You know, that's my second favorite
treat.

Really? Yeah.

Well, well, well.

Two lovebirds are at it again.

We're ready to get out.

I don't have to. It's a free world and a
free kitchen.

Come on, Theo. Let her stay.

Yeah, Theo.

Can't you control yourself for one
minute?

All right, Rudy, you can stay. Just cool
out.

Okay.

What's that I smell?

We're making chocolate mousse.

No, it's not the mousse.

I smell Dad's cologne.

Any left in the bottle?

I think the air smells very nice. Thank
you, Justine.

Ow! He hit me!

Stop tormenting your little sister. Come
on. I'm not doing anything.

I have a big brother, too, and I know
what a pain they can be.

You said it.

Need some help? I'd be delighted.

Excuse us.

Oh, come on, you guys. I'm serious.

Come on. Yes, we are. Here you go.

Can't believe this.

Trying to be alone with my girlfriend.
Look what I got to put up with.

She and I try to have a little bit of
privacy if Rudy's going to come in and

start messing up things. She and I never
get to be alone because there are

always people wherever we go. Dad, if we
are in a subway car that's half full,

that's the most alone we get.

If you're looking for any sympathy from
me, you're looking at the wrong person.

You're looking at a man who has been
alone approximately one and a half hours

since 1963.

Now, if you want to be alone with
Justine, I would suggest that you get a

buy a house, get married, and have no
children.

All I'm asking is to be alone with
Justine for a little while.

You want to be alone with Justine?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm going to give this to you once.

Your mother and I used to do this all
the time.

Go to a bad movie.

Not just a bad movie, but a bad...
foreign movie with subtitles whoo -hoo

nobody in that theater jack i mean a bad
movie where there's they have a lot of

fog you know people walking around in
the fog and the men cry you take into

that you'll be alone and you'll find
even the candy counter is self -service

I think I found our bad porn movie, The
Death Sonata, in Swedish with subtitles.

Nobody's gonna be there.

Perfect.

But it started a half hour ago.

When's the next showing?

Five hours from now.

Justine, why can't we just send your
roommate out someplace?

No, Dolores broke her foot and her leg's
in the cast.

Great.

Justine!

Hey,

Dolores! Looks like you're up and about.

Going somewhere?

No. I was supposed to work the alumni
reception today. They need a waitress to

pay $75 plus tips. Do you want it?

Oh, I can't. Theo and I are going out.

Hey, Christine, go ahead if you want to.
No problem.

You don't mind?

I can really use the money. Absolutely
not. Thank you. Oh, see, now look at you

two. That's how a couple should be.

Understanding, flexible, and all over
each other.

I'll call you when I get home. Bye,
Theo.

Thanks, Laura.

See you later.

So what were you two going to do?

We're going to see a five -and -a -half
-hour movie called The Death Sonata. Oh,

Bjorn Lundström. He's my favorite
director.

The last two hours of the movie, the
screen is black.

And all you hear is water dripping.

It's deep.

Drop it now.

Sometimes, if you just hold this button
a little longer... Here you go.

What did you do that for?

Isn't this what you wanted?

Chomping down calories is supposed to
make me feel better? No, it makes me

better. Only wish this was Randy Henley.

Well, I know Randy. He's a theater
major, right? He is also my acting

with whom I'll be going down the tubes
tomorrow in scene class because he can't

rehearse. He had to work.

Oh, that's too bad.

You're not a theater major, are you? No,
why?

I'd ask you to help me run lines.

Run them where?

Read them with me. Run through the
scene.

Well, I'm not doing anything now. Super.
Let's do it.

We'll have to share this script.

I'm Joan of Arc. You're the third
Inquisitor.

We'll start here.

You want me to deny who I am.

What I have been chosen to do.

What I speak is the truth.

It is all I have left. And if truth
shall be my companion in the flames, so

it.

Stop your lies, you foolish girl.

Hold on.

I give you all of that, and you come
back with, stop your lies, you foolish

girl.

Weren't you listening to me?

Well, no. I was waiting for my part to
come.

Well, you have to listen to me.

And then feel what you're saying again.

And if truth shall be my companion in
the flames, so be it.

Stop your lies!

You fool this girl.

You're useless, hopeless. You're wasting
my time.

I'm wasting your time?

Look, I'm just trying to help you out. I
didn't come ask you to run lines.

You ask, you tell me what to do, and all
of a sudden I do it, and it's wrong.

Now, that's perfect.

What? See, you're frustrated. You're
upset.

Draw from that.

I'll give you your cue.

And if truth shall be my companion in
the flames, so be it.

I'm afraid of the heat.

I'm afraid of the fire. I'm afraid of
screaming out. I'm afraid of being

Wow.

It sounds so real. That didn't sound
anything like acting.

Really? Yeah, it sounded like it was
really happening. You know, the flame,

heat. It did?

Yeah. I felt like, I don't know. Well,
tell me, tell me.

Like grabbing a fire extinguisher.

Or grabbing you. Saving you. You should
have.

I should have what?

Grabbed me.

Touched me. I mean, if that's what you
feel, you should go for it. I mean,

that's what it's about.

Acting on your instinct.

Acting is your instinct.

Well, maybe I should sign up for this
course. I got a lot of instincts.

You want to keep going?

Yeah. Your line.

You pretend to be more than human, but
you aren't. No one is.

I pretend to be nothing but what I am.

Am I to be punished for that?

You're lying.

There's no more to be said.

That wasn't real. We were acting. We're
rehearsing Joan of Arc. She's about to

get burned.

I was helping Jade run live.

Theo has great instincts.

I know all about Theo's instincts.

Justine. Listen, do we have to get all
tensed out about this?

I mean, I know what's coming. Some big
emotional scene.

Screaming, crying.

Why don't you just go ahead and get it
over with? Go on.

Honey, this is not a play. This is real
life, and you can get out.

Justine, call me if you need me.

Or my cane.

You couldn't even sneak off somewhere.

Justine, it wasn't what it looked like.

We were rehearsing Joan of Arc.

I don't remember Joan of Arc kissing
anybody. You show me in here where Joan

Arc kisses somebody, then we have no
problem.

She was only trying to help me. She was
trying to get me to loosen up.

You look loose, all right.

Justine.

She was getting me to show my emotions,
which I think is very valuable.

I do, because the thing is, it helps us,
too.

Is our relationship in so much trouble
that you have to go and practice with

somebody else?

What could you do with these?

How could you do this to me in front of
everybody in the whole world?

Justine, I didn't mean to hurt you.

Look, can we go someplace else and talk
about this?

I don't think so.

Wait, Justine, it was nothing, really.
It meant nothing to me.

Neither do I.

Justine, it's me, Theo. Listen, please
don't hang up.

Just tell him. Who does he think he is?

Vanessa, would you please keep it down?
I need some peace and quiet right now.

Well, not keep it down. Do you have any
idea what happened to me today?

I stayed late at school because I had a
science club meeting. So when I left, I

took a shortcut home.

And right there on Flatbush Avenue in
front of everybody, sitting on a bench

with his arm around Kyla Stevens was my
boyfriend.

Excuse me, ex -boyfriend, Jeremy the Rat
Nose Wilson.

He was?

So I went up to him and I said, what are
you doing?

And he just looked at me and said, well,
I was just sitting here with my arm on

the bench and she sat down next to me.

Can you believe that?

Right there. in public with his hands
all over some other girl.

Would you do that to someone that you
cared about?

Why would he do that, Theo?

Why? I don't know, Vanessa.

But just because he had his arm around
another girl doesn't mean he doesn't

about you.

You should give him another chance.

That is the same kind of garbage he was
trying to lay on me.

What is it with you guys? Do you all
read from the same book of Bull?

Jeremy is history.

Do you know the sacrifices I made for
this guy?

Well, what if he came to you and he
confessed that he made a terrible,

mistake? I'd show him the door.

Okay.

What if he said he was really, really
sorry and you saw he was in a whole lot

pain? If I see him again, he will know
what pain is.

Ah, big paper do, huh?

Hey, Dad.

I'm just glad to come down here so Mom
wouldn't hear the typing.

That's the kind of thing I love to see.
My son's burning the midnight oil, Jack.

I'm writing a poem. Huh?

It's a justine.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Dad.

I messed up.

Sorry.

Justine. saw me kind of kissing another
girl in her dormitory lounge it wasn't a

real kiss it was an accident one of
those things that just happened uh you

were kind of kissing yeah but it was an
accident you're talking to me

there's this theater major named miss
jade and she was over by the candy

and that's when you tripped and your
lips fell on her face

In one minute, I'm helping her rehearse
the play, Joan of Arc. Next thing I

know, we're kissing.

And that's when Justine walked in.

That reminds me of a story.

Oh, boy.

It reminds me of a story.

When I was dating your mother, and we
were going very, very steady.

And, uh, listen, uh...

Neighbors, I had a job, and I would walk
their dogs.

And I had this one dog. His name was
Abe.

A little dog.

Had a beard.

That's why they called him Abe.

And a squirrel came by.

Abe takes off.

Leash comes out of my hand. I chase Abe.
Abe is chasing this girl through the

bushes, up in the tree and all around.
I'm going through the bushes. Abe, Abe,

come back. I lost Abe. I walked through
the park looking for Abe. Couldn't find

Abe. It started to get dark. I'm getting
a little scared.

So I came on back home, very, very
depressed.

And on the porch, almost smiling, was
Abe.

What in the world does

that have to do with me?

I didn't lose my dog.

I lost my woman.

Which brings me to the point

I not found Abe.

Your mother would have been upset with
me because your mother loved to play

Abe.

Thanks, Dad.

I'm going to go back to my poem.

See, I don't think that you want to
write poems.

Poems is not the way you're going to get
your woman back.

What you need to do now is go to the
next.

if you want Justine back.

What's that?

Begging.

You need to do some serious begging. And
I mean, other than the begging you've

been doing where you say, Justine, I'm
sorry. And Justine, well, it wasn't me

that you saw, you know, that kind of
thing. You need to do some serious get

underneath.

Please, please, please.

to the next level, which is just a
second. I'll show you what I know.

This is the ultimate level.

This one.

There you go.

Now, pay attention to what I'm saying.

All right? This is the level you want.

That's what you want.

The blues.

Begging level, my son.

Now listen to me.

Justine, Justine.

Listen to me.

You're a dog.

You're a dog.

You're under the house.

It's 22 below zero.

The wind is blowing fierce.

You're freezing and you're cold. And the
only person who can open that door for

you is Justine.

What do you need more acting lessons?

Justine, do you want me to leave?

No. Good.

Can I just see you alone for one minute?
I don't want to see you at all. Okay,

wait, then take this. It's a poem. You
can read it later. I'm not interested.

Then can I read it to you? We have to
go. What's a hug to someone who's alone?

What's a call that doesn't reach the
phone?

What's a mystery book?

without a plot what's a chili dog
without the hot

they're not they're nothing and

that's just what i've got that's right

this out of justine will just listen to
me but she won't now she might listen to

you no no i can't get involved in this
deal get the pain i'm in

now if you could just get her to give me
one minute alone that's all i

ask please help me please do i have to
beg for you no no no don't don't be

that for me

She says to get rid of you and that she
doesn't want to see you anymore and that

it's over.

No.

You got to go back and talk to her.

I'm in pain. Can't you see that I'm in
pain?

You're the one in pain?

I'm the one in pain.

I'm the one with the bad foot. Look, I'm
out of here.

Not too well.

Listen, I want you to know that what
happened between me and you didn't mean

anything. You think it meant something
to me?

You kissed me.

You mean that didn't mean anything?

That's acting.

Well, it's over.

Whatever you say.

Listen, I'm late for class. I gotta go.

Yeah, bye, Jade.

Bye, Leo.

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