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Thank
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you.
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Do -do -do -do -do -do -do.
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Do -do -do -do -do -do.
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Uh, no, Denise isn't here yet. Her plane
gets in at 6 .30.
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Would you like to leave a message?
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Okay.
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I will tell my daughter that the big K
called. Yes, sir.
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Do you spell that K -A -Y or just K?
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All right.
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Yes, Denise's mother, the big M, will
tell her daughter, the little D, that
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called, Mr. K.
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Oh, ciao, babe, to you, too.
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Hey. Oh, Cliff.
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Yes, yes.
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Tulips, Denise's favorite flower.
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Well, listen, my daughter coming home,
spending a little time with us, bought
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some flowers, my college daughter.
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That's very sweet of you. Yes, and guess
what else?
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Check it out.
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Up in the attic,
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Her old teddy bear, remember?
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I found it and decided to have it
professionally cleaned and groomed. She
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going to love this, and I think I'm
going to qualify for parent of the year.
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You're going to have to get past me, Dr.
Dead. I am not going to be outdone. For
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homecoming dinner, Denise is having
spaghetti with meatballs with beans and
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franks on the side. Three different
kinds of garlic bread.
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Thank you.
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pizza appetizers, and for dessert, sushi
and french fries.
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I see. Now then, I am ready for the
Mother of the Century Award. Yes, you
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May I have a little taste of it? Oh, no,
sweetheart, because you see, this is
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for Denise, and this is for you.
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Oh,
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no sign of Denise yet?
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Nope. Oh, her taxi must have gotten
caught in traffic.
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Well, I sure wish she would hurry
because I want to eat and then I'm going
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take her down to Blue Note to see Clark
Terry.
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I thought we should go skate in
Rockefeller Center. She likes that.
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Are you kidding? We can do that and then
we can catch the midnight show at the
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Blue Note.
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Except if we do all that, we won't be
home before two in the morning.
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Hey, if you're going to be parent of the
century, then you better learn how to
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hang out.
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Partay!
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Hello. Hi. Hi. We're friends with
Denise.
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Oh, yes.
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You went to high school together.
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That's right. Oh, come in. Have a seat.
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Thanks. Denise told us you made her here
at 6 .30. Really?
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Well, as soon as Denise gets here, the
family was going to sit down and have
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dinner. Well, don't worry about us.
We've already eaten.
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Uh -huh.
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Close the door, please. Oh, hey, you
know, I remember you guys from high
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I was a sophomore when you were seniors.
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Yeah. I look a lot different now, don't
I?
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Not really.
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Come on, Dad, open the door.
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Who are you?
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I
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flew
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over to Holland and picked these for
you.
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Me, bargain, bargain. Guys, hold it!
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It's going to take us forever to catch
up while Denise is on that. I heard that
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Colette and Grace are going to be at the
Sioux Chow Gardens tonight. Let's go
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meet them later.
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I haven't been there since high school.
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Sioux Chow Gardens. I've been dreaming
about that place. Let's go now.
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Oh, Denise, wait. I made a big dinner
for us to have here.
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Spaghetti, meatballs, beans, and franks.
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Oh, you did. I didn't know, Mom.
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Okay, you guys are going to have to
count me out.
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Oh, I know. That would have been so much
fun.
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Denise, I could always save you some
spaghetti sauce. Honey, why don't you go
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with your friends, have a good time? Is
it all right with you?
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Yeah, more sauce for me. Well, not for
me. I'm having a big salad myself.
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But anyway, look, tomorrow night is
family night, all right? You don't spend
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time with us. Absolutely.
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Yeah. I'm going back out. Great.
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Hey, how did everybody do on their
midterms?
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No, Denise is not up yet.
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Alright, Rick, you are number 18.
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Alright, here you go, and your number?
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Fine. Thank you very much, Rick. Take
care of yourself.
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What?! This is Denise's answering
service, okay?
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I'm a father, okay?
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So don't wait for the beat. Now you got
something to say?
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Goodness gracious.
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Let's see, Steve. You were the fourth
person to call. Then you were the fifth
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person to call. Then you were the
eleventh person to call. Then you were
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fourteenth person to call, Steve.
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And now you are number nineteen, Steve.
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But I like you a lot, Steve. You know
why? Because you are polite, man. You
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yes, sir, no, sir. And you seem to be
smiling on the phone. Huh?
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You're calling from Florida?
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All these times you call?
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From... Were you in Florida every time?
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Really? What school are you in?
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Medical school?
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Oh, podiatrist?
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Ooh.
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Just stay right there, Steve. I'm going
up and wake up for you, all right?
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All right, now, if I hurt myself, you
take care of my feet for free?
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Bless you, Steve. I'm going now.
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Oh, my man, Steve.
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Hey!
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Denise? Denise?
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Denise?
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It is?
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Yes. Will you wake me up at 3 .30,
please?
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No, because there's nice young fellas on
the phone called all the way from
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Florida. Oh, it's not Steve, is it? The
one and only.
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Daddy, tell him I'm not here.
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No, I told him you were.
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Come on, Dad, say anything.
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Just get rid of him.
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No, this is my friend Steve.
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Dad, you don't understand what Steve is
like. No woman at home is safe with him.
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Guy's a motor mouth.
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Motor mouth?
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Yeah, if he goes out with you, no matter
what happens, he tells everyone he
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scored. Oh, well, then my man Steve has
moved from number 19 to zero.
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Hi, honey.
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Get up. Yeah. We've been waiting for you
all day.
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Yes, we're going shopping. I'm going to
this party tonight, and I need a new
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dress, and I want you to help me pick it
out. Oh, sounds like fun.
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Give me a few minutes to get ready.
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Shoot, I can't go. My friends made plans
for me. What plans?
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Well, they rented out this pizza parlor
in the village.
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A little welcome home party for me. They
even hired a band.
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Ooh, outrageous.
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Yeah. Well, so, honey, go with your
friends and have fun. We could pick out
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dress by ourselves. Are you sure?
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Sure. No problem.
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Okay. Vanessa, I promise I'll be back in
time to help you get ready, okay? Okay.
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I'd love that. Okay.
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Okay. Have fun. You too.
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Hey, man. Steve is taken care of. I just
moved his motor mouth to neutral.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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Now, who is Sam?
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Sam. When I woke you up over there, you
said, Oh, Sam. And I want to know why
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Sam is able to get in the bed and wake
you up.
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I don't know, Dad. Sam's just a friend.
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Yeah, well, how friendly a friend.
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Dad.
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Hey, I'll make sure for Samantha, okay?
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It's a girl in my dorm.
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Well, I want to see a picture of Sam.
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going to check for you, and I'm not
taking any messages.
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I don't know where she is.
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Oh, wait a minute, Larry.
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She just... No, she's... You know, some
of my children
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look so much alike that I thought I was
Denise, you know, but it really isn't
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Denise. So, you want to get... Okay,
I'll take a message.
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I don't know when she'll be back, huh?
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She's not coming back anymore. I just
remembered.
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She's... Well, no, you know what? I
think she may have gone off to get
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in Iceland. A fellow came by.
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Well, if she comes... Okay, where are
you?
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You're with David, and you guys are at
the Melrose restaurant. All right, well,
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I'll tell you... Wait, she just got
divorced, Larry.
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Hi.
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Sometimes my dad is just such a kidder.
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Look,
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I can't make dinner tonight. No, I'm
going to spend the day with my family.
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Yeah.
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How about brunch tomorrow?
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Okay, tell David I said hi.
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Tomorrow 11.
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Okay, bye -bye.
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I cannot believe that you're going to
give up an evening with David to spend
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evening with Daddy.
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I told all my friends that I haven't
spent any time with my family.
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Yes, yes, good, good.
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So they're all going to come over here
tonight.
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Well, that's all right with me.
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That's all right with me. We're going to
watch videos, and your mom can join us
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if you want. Hey, man, I'll take
anything.
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Yeah? Oh, yes, yes, indeed. What if one
of the movies is a cowboy movie?
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Could it be Six Guns to Glory starring
Colt Kirby?
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Definitely.
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I'll tell you what. You make out a list
of the videos you and your friends want
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to watch, and I'll go get them. Okay,
I'll do it right now. All right.
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Oh, there's six guys. It's a glory.
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Colt Kirby, you know, it's nice to have
you home.
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Colt Kirby said, throw down that box.
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I said, throw down...
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Hello, Daddy.
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What's the matter? You're not going to
the party in that dress.
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Because it's not a whole dress.
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Sure it is, Dad. This is the way I
bought it. You did not buy that dress
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way. You took that dress and then went
upstairs and did some tailoring to it.
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Dad, I didn't. You can ask Mom.
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Ask Mom?
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Your mother wouldn't even let you try on
a dress like that, let alone buy one.
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Dad, I'm telling you, just ask her.
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I'm going to catch you in the lie now,
Sporty.
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Claire!
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Are you? I'm not going to say a thing.
When your mother sees it, that's it.
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There it is right there.
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Oh, she's beautiful, isn't she?
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Denise helped her with her hair.
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I'm not talking about her hair. I'm
talking about the dress, dear.
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Yeah, isn't it fabulous?
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No, no, no. As soon as we saw that dress
in the store, I knew it was perfect for
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this party.
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Dear, the dress doesn't have any straps.
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So? Okay, obviously some people around
have lost their mind. You see, there's
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nothing around here. Now, this child
will start to do one of these dances,
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this dress is not going to hold her.
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Yeah. No, I'm very, very serious. She
starts bobbing up and down, and I don't
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think that this dress will contain her
abilities.
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Please. No, I'm serious.
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Jump up and down.
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No, I'm serious. Jump up and down. Oh,
come on. I'll just stop it now. No, I'm
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serious. Jump up and down. Come on.
Here.
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Claire. Please.
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Jump up and down.
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Jump up and down, Vanessa. That's right.
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Okay. How high?
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This high. Just jump up and down like
this. I'll be satisfied.
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Okay, now, you know, do it. Come on.
Come on. Come on. No, no, no. You know
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you all dance. You all like they do on
TV. Come on.
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Just wait one second. Now bend over and
touch your toes. Now that is enough.
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Vanessa, get your show. Come on. Thank
you, Mom. Well, do me one favor now.
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You stay there until she's had at least
three of those thing dances.
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I will.
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And if anything falls out, you put it
back in there and bring her right home.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Pete. I would like you to meet my
friend, Gwen.
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Hi. Hi.
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She's just dropping me off, but I told
her she had to come in and meet my big
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sis. Is my little brother behaving
himself? Of course.
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Theo's a gentleman.
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Well, I gotta get going.
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Theo, I'll see you tomorrow night. You
got it.
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See you later, Gwen.
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So you didn't give Gwen your cold, did
you? No, I didn't, Denise.
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Well, little brother, you must have some
wicked mood.
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to have a good -looking girl like that
driving you around.
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He plays with the gas.
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Oh, the girl like Gwen. You don't run
out of gas.
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Denise, can I see you in the kitchen for
a second?
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Sure.
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Now.
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What's the matter?
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Denise, I'm hurt.
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What? What he said out there to me was
insulting and demeaning.
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What are you talking about? I was just
joking. You know, a little teasing from
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your sis.
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Yeah, but I don't like it. What do you
expect when I come home from college and
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my brother walks in with this love
goddess?
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Love goddess?
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Come on, she's gorgeous.
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Denise, I'll have you know I am not
going out with Gwen because of her
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Oh, you're not?
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No, I'm attracted to her inner beauty.
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She happens to be an outstanding human
being and very intelligent.
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You know, she's going to major in
physics at Duke.
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Well, I'm impressed, but...
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Physics aside, Theo, you've got to
admit, she is good -looking.
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So what?
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I mean, can I be involved in a
relationship that's based on mutual
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emotional maturity?
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You see, that's what I have with Gwen.
We care for each other as people.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
I guess I was just talking to you like
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you were the old Theo I used to know.
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Well, maybe I've changed since you've
been gone.
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I guess you have.
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But come on, tell me the truth. There's
got to be an ounce of you that's just
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slightly physically attracted to her.
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Well, a little bit. But I try not to let
that part mess with my mind. Oh, good.
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I'd like to meet someone with that
attitude.
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Well, I wish you luck, because there's
not that many of us around.
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I know.
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Just let me stop it. Throw down that
box. This was the first question that
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ever said that line. Throw down that
box.
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Now, Stubbles McGee, he was the first
cowboy to do what would be called
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intellectual pictures. And he he did a
line which was throw down that
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trunk, if you will.
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See, now, his movies were really, like,
intellectual things, but Throw Down the
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Box was some mean stuff. And that's
another part, huh? Let's save the best
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last, huh?
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Okay, well, what do you want to watch
now?
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Let's watch Brains on the Table. Yeah.
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Brains on... I don't understand Brains
on the Table.
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Davey Herbeck is a scream.
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This is the funniest concert film I've
ever seen.
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He's very hip.
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Davey Herbeck.
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Mm -hmm. Mom!
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That's Davey Herbert there. He's the
screen. And you're going to be hip when
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finish watching this.
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It's the mechanical maniac himself,
Dangerous Davey Herbert!
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Thank you.
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Thank you, androids.
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Oh, I'm losing my mind!
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Hey, engineers.
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See what I have up here? It's my little
toy train set.
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Who wants to hear it go choo -choo?
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The noise is destroying my brain cells.
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Okay, Mr. Train, I'd like you to say
hello to a good friend, Mr.
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Sledgehammer.
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I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind.
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back to the video store dad i'm losing
my mind that's just the reason
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why i'm taking him back to the video
store don't you all have something else
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better to do we're waiting for denise to
come home yeah we've hardly seen her
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all weekend well no one has really you
know and she better be back here shortly
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because her ride is coming in another
five minutes hi everybody
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He's just come through here. I don't
know what it was, dear. The door opened,
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and then it closed, and something was
mumbling, and there was some hair flying
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this way.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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It's almost time for her to leave. We
didn't have a chance to sit down and
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with her or anything.
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Hey, what's wrong with Denise? She
almost knocked me down in the hallway.
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Her ride is coming in a minute. She's in
a hurry. She was hardly at home.
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I think that since she didn't have
enough time to really visit with us,
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should not have enough time to say
goodbye to her.
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Yeah. That's a good idea, Dan.
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Come on, when Denise comes downstairs,
no matter what she does, don't anybody
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pay her any attention.
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I'm going to meet Jamie outside to save
some time.
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Too busy.
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Vanessa? Not now, Denise. Have a good
hand.
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Theo, come on.
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Hey, Denise, I'll catch you next time
around.
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Mom, what's going on here?
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Honey, please. I'm trying to balance my
checkbook.
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I'm going away to college.
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So have a nice trip.
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He's in the kitchen.
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Dad!
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Denise is leaving!
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See you later, homie!
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Mom, I'm your daughter, remember?
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Come on, you guys, I'm your sister. I
grew up in this house with you for 18
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years.
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I go away to college.
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Months at a time.
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How can you treat me like this? Honey,
please, keep it down.
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Oh, I know what's going on here. You
guys are pulling a little trick on me,
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right?
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