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Oye, por ahí viene Bill Cosby. Óyeme.
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Huxtable residence.
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Yeah, Denise's home.
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Is this an important phone call?
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Oh, well, how long do you plan to talk?
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Well, can you give me a guess?
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Okay, well, listen, it would really help
me out a lot if you could make it
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shorter than that.
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Yeah, thanks.
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I'll get her.
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Denise, phone!
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Okay, thanks!
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I guess you're wondering what I'm doing.
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Well, you see, I'm trying to keep the
line free because I'm expecting a very
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important phone call.
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Tanya. Well, no, Tanya and I broke up.
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Yes, yes, yes. Now I remember.
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Randy Taylor.
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Randy went back to her old boyfriend.
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Condola, Condola Burns.
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No, it didn't quite work out with
Condola.
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Well, then who is it, boy?
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Maxine Kirkwood.
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Maxine. Well, I'm not interested in
Maxine. I'm interested in her best
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Lana Herman.
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Lana Herman?
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Yeah. Sounds like the name of an
international movie star.
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She could be, Dad.
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You see, she and Maxine are studying
tonight.
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And Maxine said if they need help, they
would give me a call.
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They haven't called yet.
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No. You see, I've never talked to Lana
before, but I want to. Why?
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Because she has it. She has it.
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Right.
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What is? That it's hard to explain.
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But when I see her walk down the hall...
Uh -huh.
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You say that's it.
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Okay. You say that's it. Okay. So now
Tanya doesn't have it. Oh, no.
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And Randy doesn't have it. No. No, and
Condola doesn't have it. No. No.
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Yeah. So what did they do? Did they give
it to Lana?
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Well, now, that's a different story. I
sure hope that Lana calls before she
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loses it. So do I.
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Daddy, you ready?
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Huh? Rudy, have a good time at Grandma
and Grandpa's. Oh, hey.
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My goodness. Wait a minute. Now, look.
Hold tight there.
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Farmer, when I packed this bag, It was
not this full, ma 'am. I
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put some more things in.
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Will you look at all of this stuff? What
is this in here for?
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They're my necessities.
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Oh.
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I beg your pardon. These are your
necessities?
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Yes, things that I need.
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And do you need all of these
necessities? Why don't you just take one
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Then the other two will be lonely.
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What happened to the toothbrush, the
pajamas, and the... and the comb?
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brush that i packed for you there wasn't
enough room okay i'll tell you what
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we're going to do we're going to go back
upstairs i'll get another suitcase and
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we can put the non -essentials into it
okay daddy yes do grandma and grandpa
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know how to take care of little kids of
course they do they brought me up and
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how do you think i turned out tall tall
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She's going to bring some friends down
from NYU and we're going to meet in the
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village. The village?
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Oh, I hear it's so great down there. You
guys are going to have a lot of fun.
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Hey, you want to come with us?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. You want me to go with you to the
village?
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Yes. I don't believe this, hanging out
in the village with you and your
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being cool.
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I must be dreaming.
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But what are your friends going to say
when you show up with your little
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Well, we just...
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Well, tell him you're in college.
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Can I be from UCLA?
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Sure. Can I be in med school?
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Now you're pushing it.
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Okay, okay, I'll be a freshman.
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What should I wear?
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Well, we're going to the village, so we
should look extra funky.
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Okay, how do I do that?
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Well, there's only one way.
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Dad's closet.
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You want to ask Dad to borrow some of
his clothes?
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Oh, no, no, no. We're not going to ask
Dad. We're just going to go into his
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closet and take them.
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I don't know, Denise.
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Vanessa, college.
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Nightlife! The village!
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Get funky!
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Dad, I'm going to be angry.
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No, we'll put them back before he even
notices or he won't return them at all.
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He forgets what's in his closet.
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He does?
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Yeah. How do you think I got this
sweater?
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Fuck the residents.
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Lana?
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Lana who?
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Wow, Lana, what's wrong with your voice?
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You have a cold.
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Cockroach is the worst imitation I've
ever heard.
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Well, no, she hasn't called yet, and I'm
trying to keep the line free, okay? So
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goodbye.
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Hey, I'm taking Rudy over to Grandma and
Grandpa's. I'll be back shortly, okay?
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Okay.
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What's the matter with you?
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Dad, I don't think Lana's ever gonna
call.
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Don't be depressed about it, okay?
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because Vanessa and Denise are going
down to Greenwich Village. I'm taking
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over to Grandma and Grandpa's house. I
will come back, and it'll just be the
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of us, the Huxtable Men, here, together.
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Sounds good.
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What we'll do is we will have the first
meeting of the Huxtable Men's Club.
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No women allowed, all right?
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And what I'll do is I'll go out and I'll
rent some black and white cowboy
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pictures, you understand?
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And then I'll go over to the White House
and we'll get some hoagies, ha, and
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load up.
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All right, I can go with you. All right,
good hoagies. But, Dad, you know, Mom
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doesn't like you eating that stuff.
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Your mother's 500 miles away at Hillman.
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You understand?
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And one of the main rules of the
Huxtable Men's Club is whatever you eat
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secret.
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The secret will remain locked within
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me.
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Mon frere.
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Mon frere.
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Hey, Dad.
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You know what else you should get?
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What? Near beer.
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Near beer?
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Well, yeah, you know, the stuff that
looks like beer and tastes like beer,
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it has no alcohol in it.
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What do you want that for?
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Well, I figured that since this is a
men's club, we should do what men do.
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I'll bring back a big jug of grape
juice. We'll have some...
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I was standing outside and this little
girl came up to me with luggage in her
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hand and said, I need a home. And she's
got one right here.
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Rudy,
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did you bring your appetite with you?
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Yes, Grandma.
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Oh, I hope you won't be disappointed
because I thought we'd have spaghetti
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dinner. Are you kidding? I love
spaghetti.
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And I'm afraid that I only have corn on
the cob to go with it.
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And open your mind that for dessert, we
only have chocolate cake.
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Are you kidding? I love chocolate cake.
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Are you kidding? This child may never
leave here.
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And we'll just keep her here.
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Yes. All right, hon. I'm going to go
now, all right?
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No, why don't you stay for a while? No,
no, no. I can't stay. I have to get back
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to Theo, all right?
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Okay. Give me a kiss.
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Thank you very much. I'll come by and
pick you up in the morning, okay?
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Drive safely.
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I've got to...
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Well, are you kidding? Of course we're
my seatbelt. Are you kidding?
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He'll have to go with Daddy.
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Why?
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He might get scared.
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Well, why would he get scared?
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Because sometimes there's a monster in
his closet, and it has to come a scared
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way. Oh, well, maybe Theo will help your
dad.
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The monsters are afraid of Theo.
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Well, we don't have any monsters in our
closet, so there's nothing to worry
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about in this house. That's right. I'll
take your bags upstairs, and you can get
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settled.
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You bought your stuffed animals.
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Yes. They said they might get scared.
Maybe I should take them home.
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But how about if I talk to them and make
them feel better?
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No, they won't feel better at home.
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Rudy, I'll make you a deal. I'll talk to
your stuffed animals, and if they feel
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afraid and want to leave, we'll take all
of you home. All right?
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All right. Let's go.
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Are you sure there's no monsters
upstairs? I promise there's not.
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Why are you two dressed like that?
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Because we're going to the village.
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Well, those are Dad's clothes. If he
sees you, you're in trouble.
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Well, that's why we're not going to let
him see us.
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Wait, Vanessa, that's my tie.
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Looks better on me.
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Give me a break, Theo. If you want, you
can wear something out of her closet.
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Right.
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Have a nice time, gentlemen. And
Vanessa, please don't spill anything on
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Are we going to drive down there? Oh,
no. We're going to take the subway. The
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train lets us off right in the middle of
the village.
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Oh, great.
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Hey, are you expecting someone?
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Hello? Hi. Does Theo have to live here?
Yeah, this is where he lives. Oh, good.
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He's our brother.
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I'm Denise, and this is Vanessa.
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Hi, I'm Maxine Kirkwood, and this is my
friend Lana Herman.
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Hi. Hi.
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Come in.
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Take off your clothes.
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Did Theo invite you over?
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No, we just thought we'd surprise him.
Ah, well, he'll be surprised.
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I'll go tell him you're here. Thanks.
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Have a seat.
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Who's in the living room? Who? Lana
Herman.
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Yeah, right.
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No, she is, and she brought her friend
Maxine Kirkwood.
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And they both want to take me dancing,
right?
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They're in there, to be honest.
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Then how come I didn't hear the doorbell
ring?
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Well, because just as we were walking
out, they're walking up the stairs.
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Is that the best you two could do?
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Theo, it's the truth!
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Listen, this isn't funny. You cannot
joke around when it comes to a woman
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Lana Herman.
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Okay.
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one because tonight's men's night.
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It's the first one we've ever had, and I
plan to eat a whole Guinness, but I
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think I would much rather go upstairs
and change so we can do our homework,
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okay? So you guys help yourself at home,
okay? The peanut butter's there and the
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celery's in the kitchen.
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Just don't leave.
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And Rudy's grandmother and I have always
loved animals, so Bobo, Clouds and
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Marsha, if you're willing to stay, we'll
show you the time of your life.
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That's right.
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How do they look to you now?
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They still look scared. I think they
really want to go home.
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Okay, we tried.
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Do you think we should take them home
now or after she's had her spaghetti?
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After the spaghetti.
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Okay, but before we eat, do you know
what would be fun?
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Looking at some family pictures.
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Good idea. Is that all right with you,
Rudy? Sure. Well, come on over.
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Now, most of these pictures were taken
when we'd only been married for a few
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years. That's right.
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Rudy, do you know who that little boy is
in that picture?
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No. That's your daddy when he was five.
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He looked funny.
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He always made a goofy face when he saw
a camera.
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Rudy, this was our first car.
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I just told him. We posed in front of it
right after we drove home.
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We look pretty good here, Anna. We sure
do.
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That's a pretty hat, Grandma.
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Thank you. That was high fashion back
then.
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Especially if you were a hipster. What's
that?
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A hipster was someone who knew the
latest dances and the latest things and
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the latest clothes. We could straighten
up and fly right.
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Are you hip to the job?
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Dolly. Then slip me some skin.
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Beautiful.
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Can I have some skin, Grandpa?
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Absolutely beautiful.
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Well, I think we got a hipster in our
midst.
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I believe you're right.
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Rudy, I think I still have that hat up
in the closet upstairs.
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You want to go up and try it on?
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Yes. Come on.
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And maybe I can find some accessories to
go with it, and we'll come down and
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marvel for Grandpa.
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Rudy? Yes, Grandpa?
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I'll plant you down and dig you later.
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Beautyful.
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is the hardest teacher in math.
257
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Yeah. If you hand in an assignment and
don't put the date on, it takes off ten
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points. Don't you think he's tough,
Lana?
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Mm -hmm.
260
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,790
Yeah. Lana, don't you think you should
go call your mom?
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00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:21,330
Why? Just to let her know that we're at
Theo's house so she won't be worried.
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Okay. You can use this phone.
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Oh, is there another phone?
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In the kitchen.
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Why don't you use that one so you won't
disturb us while we study?
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Lana is really nice.
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Yeah.
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We've been best friends forever.
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She can be kind of shy, but when she
gets to know her, she can be a lot of
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She's a great dancer.
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Really? Yeah. So why don't you ask her
out?
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What? Ask her out. Lana likes you.
273
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She does?
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Theo, why do you think we came over
here?
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Well, to get help with your math.
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Why would we do that when we get higher
grades in math than you do?
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Well, I guess you're right.
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Do you like Lana?
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Yeah. Good. Then when she comes back in
here, ask her out on a date.
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And what if she says no? She won't. How
do you know? Because I know.
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Mom wasn't worried at all. Oh, good.
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Excuse me.
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What problem were we on?
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Page 165, problem 26.
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Lana,
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would you like to go out with me?
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On a date?
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Yeah. I'd love to.
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You would?
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Yeah.
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00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,400
Actually, I've been wanting to go out
with you for a long time.
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Really? Yeah. Well, I never thought you
were interested.
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00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:55,340
Well, I was, but you never tried to talk
to me.
294
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,800
Well, you never tried to talk to me.
295
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720
Well, that's because you never looked at
me.
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Oh, I was looking. I just pretended not
to.
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00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,800
How come you never looked at me?
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00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,420
Well, because I knew you were going out
with Tanya Simpson.
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00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,619
So you were going out with George
Dutton.
300
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,780
I only went to one dance with George.
301
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,020
Well, I broke up with Tanya. Yeah, but
then you started dating Randy.
302
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,839
That's because I heard Chuck Jordan ask
you to go steady.
303
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:19,339
Well, I said no.
304
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,700
Well, I heard you said yes.
305
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:25,040
No, I said no. Wait a minute, you guys.
Forget all that. When are you two guys
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going out?
307
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920
How about tomorrow night?
308
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,780
Oh, I can't. I made plans.
309
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,340
What plans?
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Well, I told my family I would go out
with them.
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00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,540
Okay, what about Sunday afternoon?
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Sunday afternoon sounds perfect. Good.
Good for me. Okay.
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Where should we go?
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Go to a movie.
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00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:46,710
Good idea. Yeah.
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Well, you want to come with us? Yeah,
come along.
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00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,310
No, thanks. You guys are on your own
now.
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a sophisticated lady.
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You're the cat's meow.
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What is that?
321
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,530
It means sharp as a tack.
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00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:24,070
In fact, when I see ladies look as good
as you, it's hard for a gentleman to
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resist asking them to cut a rug.
324
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,170
What does that mean?
325
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,950
It means may I have this dance?
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00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:30,370
Of course.
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00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,290
Anna, would you turn the record player
on?
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00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,050
Hi.
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00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:12,650
We're friends with Theo. I'm Maxine
Kirkwood. I'm Lana Herman.
330
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,490
Well, Lana Herman.
331
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,510
I guess my son is somewhere in this
house in a good mood.
332
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,030
He's in the kitchen making popcorn.
333
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,810
Yes, all right. Thank you. Have a sit
down.
334
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,290
Hey.
335
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,209
Hey, Dad.
336
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,330
How you doing? Did you see who's in the
living room?
337
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,150
What are you talking about? There's
nobody in the living room.
338
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,370
You mean they left?
339
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,570
Wait, wait, wait.
340
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,560
Kidding. I didn't know you were going to
run over your own father.
341
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,740
I didn't call them. They just came over.
They didn't want to come over. I'm
342
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,040
talking about Matt, but that's not the
reason they came over. They came over
343
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,420
because Lana likes me.
344
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,500
Yeah. She told me herself. So we're
going to go on a date. She and me. Her
345
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,380
I. Me and her. The both of us.
346
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,980
You are?
347
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,480
Yes.
348
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:16,540
This was the first meeting of a
huxtable...
349
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,680
Men's club.
350
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:23,460
And there you go, and you break the
first rule. No women allowed.
351
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,520
Dad, it's not my fault.
352
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,500
It doesn't make any difference.
353
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,280
You got women in here.
354
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,360
How are we going to enjoy the hoagies?
355
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,500
We're going to have to eat with napkins.
356
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:43,580
We just have to cancel the meeting.
That's all there is to it.
357
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,580
Do you want me to tell them to go home?
358
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:51,140
And if I did, I think I would have to
sleep with one eye open for the rest of
359
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:52,140
life.
360
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:59,580
You take this, and you take the ladies
out to the White House, get some
361
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,260
and buy them some near soda.
362
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,080
You mean you don't mind that I'm leaving
you here all by yourself?
363
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:11,040
Son, one of the rules of the Huxtable
Men's Club is if you can find a good
364
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,700
woman, then the meeting is adjourned.
365
00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:16,370
Thanks, Dad.
366
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:21,110
And the other rule is, if you can get
rid of the other members, you can have
367
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,130
the hoagies to yourself.
368
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:32,890
Hear ye, hear ye?
369
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:37,910
The first meeting of the Huxtable Men's
Club will now come to order.
370
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,470
We'll take roll.
371
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:41,030
Huxtable? Present.
372
00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:43,530
Anybody else in the club? No.
373
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,870
Okay.
374
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,320
first. Want to eat? Okay.
375
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,840
Now, here we have some food here. We
have some things that Mrs. Huxtable
376
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,380
suggested. Throw it out.
377
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:56,940
Now,
378
00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,020
listen, first we have healthy rice
cakes.
379
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:01,260
We don't want any.
380
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,340
Okay.
381
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:06,520
Now, we have here something else Mrs.
Huxtable would like us to eat to live
382
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,680
longer and drink.
383
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,060
Apple juice. Throw that out, too. Okay.
384
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:16,240
Now, here we have a giant hoagie. It's
full of preservatives and additives.
385
00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:19,150
may not live as long. Let's try it.
Okay.
386
00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:24,810
We have salty chips. That'll kill you
soon, too. Yes, let's die.
387
00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:30,250
And we got some cola for gas and burping
loud and sounding crude. Let's do it,
388
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,250
right?
389
00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:35,730
We have popcorn with no salt. We'll take
that and throw it away, too.
390
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:40,410
All right. Now, we got some movies up
here. Let's see. No, we want dancing
391
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,250
girls. You can't have dancing girls.
392
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,470
Denise, this was the best night of my
life. Yeah?
393
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,040
You mean you'd invite me along again?
394
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:50,480
Sure, you're not so bad.
395
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,700
Poor little sister.
396
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,680
Uh -oh.
397
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:56,800
Dad's on the couch. He's watching a
movie. What if he sees us?
398
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:59,820
Oh, Vanessa, don't worry about it. He's
watching cowboy movies and eating
399
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,220
hoagies. He won't even notice us.
400
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,219
Are you sure?
401
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,680
Yeah, he'll trust me. We'll slip by.
402
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,220
Hi, Dad. How are you, everybody?
403
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,439
All good.
404
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,220
Want to go party now? Oh, yeah.
405
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840
Do me a favor.
406
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,920
What? Take my clothes off and put them
in the closet.
407
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,840
Okay. All right. I'm on my way.
408
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,120
Okay.
409
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:35,220
Hello?
410
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,520
Hello? I have to leave.
411
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,920
Okay.
412
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160
Oh, what's happening?
413
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,440
Club's over.
414
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,700
Meeting's canceled. Oh, you're kidding.
What happened to the dancing girls? We
415
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,700
don't want them anymore.
416
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,300
We have to go deliver babies.
417
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,560
Why? Well, because I'm a doctor.
418
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,240
Well, what did they do before doctors?
419
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,440
I don't know. They just came out by
themselves again.
420
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,610
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