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Let the games begin.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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There is nothing that the man will not
do.
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has felt that the greatest classroom in
the world is life?
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The University of Life.
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Yes, I understand that some of its
graduates go on to move back in with
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parents.
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You just
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have to learn how to speak their
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language, that's all.
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Young Rudith, run thither and yon to thy
roometh.
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And get thy writings and bring them down
to the minneth.
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What? Walk to your room and get the
script, Jack.
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If you ever get into any kind of
trouble, please feel free to come to
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mother or me. I would be afraid of
getting mad.
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Mad?
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it hasn't happened.
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Yeah, but I'm telling you that I
wouldn't get mad.
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Now, when I say I wouldn't get mad, I
mean I wouldn't get mad. You understand?
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Well, sit up in there and tell me I get
mad.
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Well, if you've got a problem, we want
to know about it so we can help you.
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I mean, I know when I'm mad about it.
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Denise is talking to the bathroom.
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Well, why don't you use the one
downstairs?
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The small one? That's for guests.
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Well, pretend you don't live here.
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You want to say something to me?
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I broke your juicer.
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Is this the same juicer that I said
don't touch?
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Is this the same juicer I said mine,
mine, mine?
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Are you mad at me?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Is that the shirt that we bought?
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Yeah. Well, didn't it have sleeves when
we bought it?
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Oh, yeah, they're upstairs.
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Well, the sleeves didn't want to come
down this morning?
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I cut them off.
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This is how everybody's wearing it this
year. Now, if fashion dictates that you
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cut those sleeves off, make some
alterations, that's fine with me. But
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somewhere in this lifetime, you're going
to wear those sleeves.
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Take the sunglasses off.
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Put the sunglasses back on.
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What's happening?
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What's this for?
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What do you want?
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Uh, yarn. See?
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Yarn. Yarn.
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Thanks. I gave my cat a ball of yarn.
She put it in her
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back.
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Daddy! Where are you going?
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What is it?
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Why don't we read this together? She
played. She played with...
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I think you don't understand.
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A vacation, son, is something you get
when you have a job.
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Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying
you didn't work hard this summer. I've
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never seen anyone work harder at
begging.
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Begging for money for pizza, begging to
stay up late to chase little girls who
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didn't love you.
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Son, you get a chance to rest now.
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You're going to start.
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Zerbert. Zerbert.
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You know what I think a Zerbert is? I
just remembered. A Zerbert is this.
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That's a Zerbert. Yeah.
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Right. Right, right. I Zerbert you.
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I Zerbert you.
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Huh?
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We love you. We let you borrow money
even though you're not qualified to pay
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back.
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You get out in the real world, it's
going to be different.
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But when I get in the real world, I'll
do just fine because I'm going to have a
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lot of money. I hope you're not waiting
for me to die.
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I will be made to get the braces.
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Getting braces from you is not a form of
punishment.
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If we hadn't, your mother and I would
now have a bigger house.
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And you would have teeth growing out of
your ears.
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One of our professors is putting
together an archaeological dig in Egypt
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summer, and I would really like your
permission to go.
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Of course. Go ahead.
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I need $1 ,500.
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Well, I think you better get a spoon and
go out in the backyard, son.
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You know, $1 ,500 is a lot of money to
give somebody who's just making seeds.
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I cannot help it if we just happen to be
so rich that I can't get a grant.
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I graduated from college, and we went on
to graduate school.
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Graduated. We are rich.
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You have nothing.
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How much money do you have in the bank?
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$1 ,600.
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So after you pay for the car, how much
money have you left in the bank?
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Nothing.
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A girl your age living in this
neighborhood would have to spend at
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year every year in auto insurance.
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$800? Of your money.
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Of which you have none in the bank.
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And what about gas?
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You have to find some way to fill the
tank.
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With your money.
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Of which you have none.
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If you just throw me the money, I swear
I'll pay you back.
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You already owe us $472 ,000.
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You have always wanted to go to law
school. You've never talked about
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else. I changed my mind. Change it back.
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After all the money we spent sending you
to Princeton?
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Sandra, you owe us $79 ,648 .22.
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And I want my money now.
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Thank you so much for making me feel so
much better. Your ideas were wonderful.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah. And that was Herbert.
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