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Freeze, freeze, freeze.
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You are doing two things wrong.
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What's number one?
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Come on. I'm standing on a chair. You
are standing on a chair.
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And what's number two?
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Wear your hands.
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Your hands are on this clock.
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Take your hands off of this clock. Now.
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Why, my dear, were you standing on this
chair?
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Huh?
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The clock didn't have the right time.
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So you stood on this chair to tell the
clock that?
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No. Well, what were you doing?
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Fixing it.
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So, you are now a clock fixer?
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Do you realize you're the only child in
this house who has a job?
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First of all, you know the rules. We do
not make ladders out of furniture.
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Right. Now, what makes you so sure that
this wristwatch you have on is correct
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and the clock isn't? My watch is newer.
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Are you telling me that just because
something is new, it runs better than
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something that's older?
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Is that what you're saying, smiling
face?
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Yes.
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Do you know that I am older than you?
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Yes. Do you know that you are newer than
me?
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Yes. But I run better than you.
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I never fall unless I didn't see
something.
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What do you mean?
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Nothing for you today. Okay.
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This is for Vanessa's typing paper.
Would you give it to her, please? She's
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home. No? Well, why don't you just put
it on her bed for me, okay?
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Okay. Thank you.
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Cliff, that's very strange. What? Denise
was supposed to give Vanessa a ride
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home. Mm -hmm.
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Oh, there she is.
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Vanessa.
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What's the matter?
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I stood in front of that library for an
entire hour in the freezing cold waiting
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for Denise, and do you...
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She didn't? No. The wind was going right
through me.
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It's a strong arctic wind from Canada.
My face feels like it's going to crack.
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My toes are numb.
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I can't even move my fingers.
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Well, how'd you get home?
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I walked.
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Twelve and a half blocks with the
freezing Canadian wind lashing...
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It slipped through the intersection and
hit the ice and it ran right into us.
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That hurt. Mom, we're okay.
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Where's the car?
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Oh, it's okay. The front fender has a
little dent.
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Where's the car?
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He's still driving.
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Where's the car?
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It's up front.
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When Stevie got out of the limousine,
what did he say? Are you ready for this?
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He said, are you all right?
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You see, it was just a dent.
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The fender is curled up, wrapped around
the muffler,
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through the back window.
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Dad, stop that, Dad. I've got to see
this.
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Without your glove, nothing is coming
between my hand and Stevie's dent.
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Hi, dear.
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Cliff, come here and look at this.
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I want you to see what someone did. Take
a look at that.
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What? Now, do you see that someone has
broken the handle off my favorite coffee
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mug? You're kidding.
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And do you know what they did after they
broke it? They tried to glue it
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together and put it away.
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Somebody just took the thing and just
glued it and then put it way back in the
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cupboard, huh?
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How'd you know it was in the cupboard,
Cliff?
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Because I just guessed that it would
be...
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Way back in the cupboard. How did you
know it was way back in the cupboard?
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Am I going to need a lawyer? I think so.
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You broke my mug.
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See, I tried to. I see what you tried to
do with all this old tired -looking
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glue all clumped up in here together
like this.
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Pieces missing, all chipped up glue on
the inside of the cup. But, see, I did
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that on purpose.
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Why? So that you would think that one of
the children did it.
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went to the children and accused them.
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Right. And then they would have denied
doing it. But I wouldn't have believed
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them. That's right.
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How was your day? Great.
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Yeah, everyone knew about the wreck.
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Well, how did they know that? Theo told
them. That's right. I thought the public
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had a right to know. By public, he means
Tanya Simpson.
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Tanya? Dad.
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Tanya hasn't talked to me all year, but
today she followed me to my math class.
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Tanya. Right, and after school, there
was a whole mob standing around my car
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look at the debt.
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Really? Cockroach was right. He said we
should charge everyone a dollar.
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Talk to a resident.
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Yes, this is he.
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Hello, Tanya.
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Hi,
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Denise. Hello. Did you call the
insurance company? Yes.
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As soon as I get to Westminster, I can
get the car fixed.
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Good. Can I wait to get the car fixed?
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I want to keep the tent for a while.
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What do you mean?
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I just want something to remember Stevie
by.
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Well, if you'd like, we can have Stevie
just drive right through the front door.
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How do you think someone wants to take
me to the movies?
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That's it.
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I'm going to become a musician.
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You're going to become a musician?
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Yeah. I got a woman called me because I
was hit by one.
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Man, what would happen if I was one?
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Theo, you don't play an instrument.
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You don't have to nowadays.
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All done by computers.
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All I do is show up and sing.
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I have heard you sing.
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I'll get lots of backup singers. All you
take is one hit, and then you're set
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for life. We're talking Mongo Rich.
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You know it. You only wear clothes. by
the top designers.
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And all you eat is caviar, because that
is what the Mongo rich people eat. You
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buy your parties on yachts. And you get
to sleep till two in the afternoon.
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Oh, and you get to buy your parents a
bigger house, and they can retire.
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Huxwell residence.
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Stevie Wonder, right cockroach.
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in session, but that's no reason for us
to go crazy.
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What am I going to wear?
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When Tanya's sister hears this, she's
going to want to marry me.
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Gary. Yeah, Steve.
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Put a little more high on the
sinclavier, okay?
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You got it.
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Hey, Stevie, I think the Huckstables are
here.
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Oh, great. They can come in.
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Let them come on in.
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Hi, Mr. Wonder.
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Don't worry, Denise. I'm driving today.
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Mr.
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Wonder, hi, I'm Theo. Remember me?
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Uh, Mr. Wonder, does it matter if you
just say hi, Steve?
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Hi, Steve.
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I know you didn't come by yourself, so
let me meet everybody.
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Oh, okay. This is my father, but he
can't stay.
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Oh, my. Hey, doesn't he like me? Yes, I
like you. It's just that I have to get
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back to the hospital and deliver a baby.
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I hope you're a doctor.
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Well, I want to thank you, first of all,
for crashing into my children.
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Well, take care of yourself.
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Thank you. Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad. Bye.
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Is anybody else leaving? No.
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And my mom's over there, and she's a
lawyer.
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A lawyer?
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Glad I didn't know that when we had the
accident.
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Hello.
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It's nice to meet you. I'm Claire
Huctable.
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How do you do? Fine. Thank you very
much. My pleasure.
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Hi. I'm Rudy.
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Hi, Rudy.
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I made you a present.
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You did?
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Do you know what it is?
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Might be a little help with this one.
It's a giraffe.
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Wow. This is the most beautiful giraffe
that anyone's ever given me in my whole
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life.
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You're welcome. Mr. Wonder, this is my
other sister, Vanessa.
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Vanessa, that's a pretty name.
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Thank you, sir.
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You're welcome, madam.
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We can do without all the sirs, okay?
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Okay, Stevie. You got it. Thank you so
much for inviting us. That's really very
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nice of you. But we don't want to
interrupt your work, so we should be
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now. No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you
sit down and relax and stay for a while?
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Okay,
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okay, okay, okay. All right. All right.
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Gary Elk.
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Yes, Steve. This is not happening.
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We're going to try something different,
okay?
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No problem, Steve.
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Would you all mind helping me?
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I'd like the person who made me this
beautiful giraffe to come here first.
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I'm here.
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How do you?
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Six. How would you like to be on my new
album?
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Yeah. What sound do you think a giraffe
makes?
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Beautiful. I got you in my sinclavia.
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Mommy, I'm on Stevie's director.
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I need a little more help, Miss Vanessa.
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Yes, sir. I mean, Stevie.
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How old are you? I'm 12.
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I bet you got a boyfriend.
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Well, sort of. He's in love with Robert.
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So why don't you say Robert?
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Robert. Oh, say it like you really mean
it.
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Robert.
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Robin, Robin, Robin.
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Denise, how old are you?
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17. Phil, how old are you?
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15. 17 and 15.
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Who's the singer?
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Well, I want to be. Can you rap?
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Yeah. What's that? Go ahead and rap for
me one time. No.
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What would you say at a party?
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Jamming on the one.
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Jamming, jamming on the one. Jamming on
the one.
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Jamming, jamming on the one.
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Denise, it's your turn. I don't know
what to say.
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I don't know what to say.
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Perfect.
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And now, Claire Huxtable.
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Don't you ask me how old I am. Oh, I'll
ask you how old you are. I just want you
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to sing.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Go, go,
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go, go.
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Once in a lifetime.
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I'm going to do this for my children.
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Just a simple la. That's all I need.
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This
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is
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hot. This is really hot. You know what?
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I've even got your husband saying baby.
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Let me see.
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Baby.
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Baby.
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Baby.
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Baby. Baby.
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You got it, Stevie. All right. Oh, thank
you so much. That's really nice.
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Now, we are going to go now, okay?
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No, no, no, no. Just a minute. I knew
you were coming in today, so I
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something special for you.
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I hope you like it. Mrs. Huckstall, will
you please sing with me?
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Mom. I don't know.
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Come on now.
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Oh, my God.
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Listen, what will happen is this. I'll
give you the words. If you don't know
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words, if you don't like it, just act
like you do anyway.
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Okay. Are you ready?
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Yeah. Here we go.
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No news.
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I wish you would have stayed longer. I
will never forget Stevie.
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Yeah, well, how did you like the caviar?
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What? Well, didn't Stevie take you on
the yacht and give you some caviar?
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Are you making fun of me, Dad?
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No, but I mean, if he didn't take you on
the yacht and give you some of the
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mango caviar, then why is he a musician?
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I guess he just loves what he does, and
he does it.
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Like I love what I do, like your father
loves what he does.
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I guess so.
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I'm going to love playing that tape for
Tanya Simpson.
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Good night.
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Good night, son.
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They are never, ever, ever going to
forget this. Every time they hear a
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Wonder song, they're going to remember
this day.
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I think the mother and the father will
also.
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Yeah. Music is a wonderful thing. No
matter how old you get, there are some
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songs that can do it for you. You play
them.
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Years later, and you can almost smell,
touch, feel, hear, and be there.
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Yeah. Look, I'm going to go upstairs and
go to sleep because I am worn out.
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People don't believe that little baby,
baby, baby, baby.
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Don't you want to stay home for some
chocolate? No, but I'm going to go to
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sleep. No, no, no, no, no, no. I am. I
am. Oh, Cliff, come on.
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Goodnight. Goodnight.
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See you in the morning.
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All right.
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Why I call my sugar candy.
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