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Hey, you kids out there.
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This show's specially for you.
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I guess you've grown up for life, too.
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Hi, Vanessa.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, nowhere.
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Why do you have ice skates?
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Okay, I'm going ice skating. Can I come?
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Rudy, you wouldn't like it. There'll be
a lot of big people there, and you could
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get bumped around.
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I don't care.
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You could fall on the freezing cold ice
and catch pneumonia.
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I don't care.
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Your ankles aren't strong enough.
They're going to swell up and you won't
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able to walk for a week.
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I don't care.
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Ruby, everyone there is going to be 11
and you wouldn't have any fun.
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Tell you what, I'll take you sledding
tomorrow.
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Thanks, ma 'am. See you later.
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Hey, Rudy.
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Do you want to play?
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I'm sorry, I really can't.
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I have something very important to
discuss with Dad.
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Have you seen him?
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Dad's busy.
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Doing what?
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Cleaning the stove.
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Did you say you'd like some help?
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No. Good.
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Hey, Dad, how's it going?
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Fine. Almost finished?
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Finished. Hey, next time ask me.
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I would have been happy to help.
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next Saturday is the booster banquet for
the football team.
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Yeah, your mother and I bought two
tickets for it. Well, can you buy a
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more? See, everybody on the team has to
sell ten.
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How many have you sold?
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Counting you?
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Uh -huh.
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Two.
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How many people have you asked?
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Counting you?
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Yeah. Two. Two.
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Mr. Dunn, you're supposed to go outside
of the house. Well, I figured you could
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ask some of the doctors over at the
hospital.
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Ask some of the doctors over at the
hospital. Ask some of the doctors over
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the... That's all you people ever think
about in this house. Every time you have
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something to sell, it's getting so I
walk in the doctor's lounge, they say,
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-oh, here's Huxtable, and they dive
under the sofa.
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Dad, I'm telling you, it's going to be a
great thing.
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After dinner, they're going to show a
film over the season's highlights.
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See, this is going to be a short film.
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As a matter of fact, it's no sense even
turning the lights off.
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Now, look, do me a favor. I forgot to
put the thing in back there.
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So just put those things in for me.
Thank you.
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Hello?
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This is Rudy.
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Rudy Huxtable.
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I live in New York City.
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It's, uh, pardon me, please.
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Hello?
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Hi. This is Rudy's father.
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Well, how is the weather in Ireland?
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Uh, she's fine.
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Oh, you do?
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No, no, thank you. I don't want to talk
to Sean.
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Yeah, okay, good.
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Thank you. And top of the morning to
you, too.
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Honey, I thought I said to you that the
rules of the house state that you do not
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pick up that phone and dial unless
someone helps you.
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That's right.
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What's the matter? Come on.
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I'm bored.
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Really? I've got over $3 million worth
of books I bought in your room.
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I'm not into reading today. You're not
into reading today?
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Well, what about drawing some letters,
some A's, some B's? I did that already.
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What about playing with Dad? I'll be
your friend.
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Can my friend Maria come over?
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Maria, I'm your friend.
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No, you're my daddy.
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Are you kidding me?
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Daddies make the best friends. Why do
you think dogs always hang out with
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Can Maria sleep over?
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Well, I'll ask Maria's mother and
father.
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Can a few other friends sleep over?
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Sure. You want to fly in, Sean, from
Ireland?
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gonna have some of her friends sleep
over tonight?
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Well, dear, didn't you always say that
we should entertain more?
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What, tonight?
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Cliff, you know I'm not coming home
until late.
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Listen, I can handle it by myself.
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All right, I'll get Rudy's clap list. It
has the parents' names and numbers on
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it. Hi.
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My favorite daughter.
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What's up?
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We're having some friends over for
dinner. Like you to pitch in. Great.
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coming? Oh, some lively guests.
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Okay.
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Old clothes.
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Rudy's having a sleepover.
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Ah, Dad, I just remembered. I have plans
tonight.
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Okay, go ahead.
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We'll just use your room while you're
gone.
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I'd put them in my pocket because
dimples, people steal them.
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You don't see that.
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Who else has a note?
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Now, what is your name?
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Naoka. Naoka.
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All right. It says here that you are a
compulsive gambler.
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And that you are wanted by the police.
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Is this correct?
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All right. But it does say that you're
allergic to milk. Is that correct?
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I mean, can you eat a cookie with milk
in it?
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Have you ever had a cookie?
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Then you won't get any hair either.
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Don't sit down.
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All right.
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May I see you for a minute, please?
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Now, I don't understand how you got in
the house with us if he wasn't in the
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with us. You know Peter, Daddy, he lives
across the street.
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You're Peter from across the street?
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Well, how did he get in the house?
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He was playing outside when you said,
everybody get in line.
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Son, go across the street and ask Mrs.
Tiara if it's all right if Peter can
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stay. Okay, Dad.
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All right, we go sit down.
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Uh, come here, please.
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Yes, please.
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Now, what is your name?
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Shane.
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Well, go ahead.
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You can sit down.
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May I see you, please?
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Yes. Come here, double vision.
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And your name is? Kyle.
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Lena. Do you sing or dance?
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We don't dance.
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When you're in school?
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No. Do you know some little songs?
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Yeah. What?
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Do you want to do the answer?
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Would you do it for me?
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Yeah. I would love to see it.
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It's just a game.
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All right, you know the rules. Arms
sideways.
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All right, we're riding.
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And the horse looks like arms to the
side. Now, you're just falling off. And
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there she goes.
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She's doing it. And the horse, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Stay on and off. That was 12
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seconds. Wasn't bad, wasn't bad.
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All right, come on over. And here, sing
a song.
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Here we go. Now, arms out to the side.
And sing is riding in the bucking horse.
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Raise your arms up. Keep them off to the
side. And the horse broke out of the
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stall.
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I'm sorry. You didn't do well at all.
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And I thought, didn't I put these things
in my pocket?
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Here, I'm taking those dimples out. And
here we go.
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Just climb right on up here.
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And put your arms out to the side.
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And here the horse is coming out of the
stall.
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She's up and hands to the side.
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Didn't do good at all. Just come on.
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I'm sure you ride better than your
sister, don't you?
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Arms out to the side. You're doing fine.
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catches you, he will nub you.
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Sit down, sit down. You can't move till
the monster moves.
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into six and you're already pulling the
old cookie trick.
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Means only one thing, you're running out
of steam.
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No, no, I got everything under control,
Dad.
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Yeah, I see you limping.
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No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine, fine. It's
just track injury.
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Son, I know bucking horse knee when I
see it.
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You are enjoying this, aren't you?
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I went out to a seminar, so I decided I
would take care of this myself. My son,
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when I came to the door, I mean, it was
clear to me that the tide was shifting.
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You were going out, and the children
were coming in.
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And you're going to be drowning the
children in about ten minutes, and lucky
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you, somebody came along who can bail
you out.
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And you're telling me that you can
control these children better than I
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That's exactly what I'm saying.
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And I'm willing to put my much -needed
retirement money on the line for this.
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Why? I don't feel I'm here to talk about
betting.
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Well, I will bet you that if you leave
me alone with these children for one
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minute, 60 seconds, they'll be sitting
here as quiet as little angels.
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Well, look, anybody can threaten
children.
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I'm not going to threaten them.
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Now, do you want to make the bet or not?
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$20. It's been a long time since I took
some money from you.
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But it certainly will be my pleasure.
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Oh, he's got to spend some time with the
children, unless you want to see him
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for the last time.
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Why? What's going on? Your grandfather
bet me $20 that he could have the
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children completely quiet in one minute.
But that's impossible.
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You better believe it, especially when
the sugar from the cookies kicks in on
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him.
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Dad, you should have bet him $50.
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No, I can't do that. That's my father,
man. It's hard enough for me to take $20
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from him.
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But you're going to do it, aren't you?
Yeah.
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These are eight lovely children who can
be well -behaved with the proper
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supervision. You're not going to tell
me, right?
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Not a chance.
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Hello, children. Excuse me. I'm going to
have to be going now.
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Thanks for a lovely visit.
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Hey,
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Grandpa.
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You're a big football fan, right? Sure
am. Love the gridiron. How would you
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to go to my football team's booster
banquet?
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How much are the tickets?
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Five dollars a piece.
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I'll take eight.
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Thanks, Granddad.
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Filled my quota in the house.
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Okay. Thanks for coming over, Dad.
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Oh, it's good to see you, son.
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Have a good time.
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Take care. Bye -bye. Bye.
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What did my old gray -haired gentleman
friend say to you?
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Come here, Peter.
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What did Granddad say to you? He said,
if we were quiet and smile, you'll give
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us each a dollar in the morning.
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