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I don't care what you say. I still say I
should have gone in.
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Hey, back from shopping. How was it?
Great. We only had one fight. It started
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the moment we left, and it hasn't
finished yet.
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Now, what happened?
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I took him to Bookman's. He told me I
couldn't go in.
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That Bookman's is a menswear store.
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Menswear store.
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No mothers allowed.
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She probably want to go in the dressing
room with me. Hey, man, she goes in with
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me.
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Is this the shirt? Wait till you see it.
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Have you seen it? Through the window.
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All right.
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At first, I felt funny about charging
it. But after I said I was your son,
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said, no problem.
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Well, they love me at Bookman's. I make
their clothes look good.
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Here it is. Uh -huh.
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Dad, when I wear this on my date with
Christine, ooh, she is gonna die.
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Mother Friends does it again.
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How much is it? See the label?
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Gordon Gartrell. This is the shirt.
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Gordon Gartrell is a big designer.
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Check out these details.
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Hidden buttons. Mm -hmm. Flap on the
back. Yeah. Two -tone pockets.
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Work of art.
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How much?
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But the real thrill...
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your hands clean?
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Doctor's hands are always clean.
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Then why are they always washing them?
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How much?
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How much?
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How much?
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Dad, if you want quality, you're gonna
have to pay for it.
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Oh, well, there must be a pair of pants
in there, too.
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$95.
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Dad, the salesman said this will last a
lifetime.
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And just think, if I live to be 90,
that's about a dollar a year.
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Theo, I don't have a $95 shirt, and I
have a job.
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Don't you want something better for your
son?
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You want to trade your room for that
shirt?
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No. All right, then.
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The shirt goes back.
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But, Dad, I told Christine I was getting
a Gordon Gartrell.
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Tell Christine you lied.
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Dad.
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No 14 -year -old boy should have a $95
shirt unless he is on
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stage with his four brothers.
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I'll give you $30.
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$30? All right, then.
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Five!
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Dad, for $30, I can't even get a Gordon
Gartrell tie.
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Oh, what are you, a personal friend of
his?
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Now, you take $30 and get yourself a
nice $30 shirt.
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Could you make it $35?
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I could make it nothing.
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You guys are ruining my life.
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I don't mind.
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I can't believe that.
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A 14 -year -old boy with a $95 shirt.
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But, Cliff, it's not the shirt. It's the
symbol.
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I mean, you men are all alike. In every
generation, you go through the same
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thing. You think you need that to be
somebody.
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I never needed a $95 shirt. I put on a
football uniform to impress the young
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woman I was in love with. Well, that's a
symbol.
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I already liked you. I liked your little
pointy head.
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Well, I just noticed that when I got the
jacket, which they only gave out to
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people on the first team, that a certain
person said, Can I borrow that jacket?
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And then proceeded to wear it every day.
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Cliff, there is a big difference between
wearing a garment to try to impress
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somebody and wearing a garment to say,
Hey, girls, you best keep your hands off
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my man.
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Gordon Gartrell.
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Dad's taking it back. Just because it
cost $95.
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Ooh, that's right. Those shirts are way
overpriced.
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Yeah, but I look so good in it.
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Didn't you? When I came in that dressing
room, the whole store was looking at
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me. You should see the way it shows off
my upper body.
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Yeah, but $95.
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I don't care.
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A girl like Christine deserves a man
like me in a shirt like that.
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I can make you one just like it. You? I
took sewing.
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Hey, I took English, but I got a D in
it.
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I'm telling you, it's not that hard. You
buy the material, you follow the
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pattern. You got yourself a shirt.
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We're not just talking about any shirt.
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We're talking about a Gordon Gartrell,
the greatest shirt in the world. Oh,
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makes it so great?
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$95.
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It makes it expensive. See, when you pay
$95, you're not just paying for the
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shirt. You're paying for Gordon
Gartrell's summer house on the Riviera.
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You're paying to feed his Arabian
horses.
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You're paying for Israel's rights.
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Then when you buy a Gordon Gartrell,
you're supporting an empire.
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Gee, I'm surprised it's so cheap.
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So what do you think? Are you going to
gamble on your sister?
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Denise, are you sure you can do this?
Yes.
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By Saturday?
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Yes. And it'll look exactly like a
Gordon Gartrell.
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The Gordon Gartrells are $95.
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I can make it for $25.
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Well, here's $30. Can you make it $5
better? Hey.
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Thanks, Denise.
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You're welcome. Christine is going to
die.
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Why are you lying down?
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Tired. What's the matter? You sick?
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No. Oh, here we go again.
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What? Why is it you can never admit when
you're sick? Let me feel your forehead.
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I'm not sick, dear.
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I'm not sick. I'm just lying down.
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You are grumpy. I'm not grumpy. You're
always grumpy when you're sick. I'm not
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sick. Then what are you? I'm lying down.
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Hey, Dad.
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About that. Hey, you're lying down.
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Right. Are you sick?
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What do you want?
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Grumpy. Thick.
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About the shirt? Yeah. It's okay if you
take it back.
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Thank you. Denise is making me one just
like it. Denise is going to make you a
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shirt? The one who lives in this house?
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Not just any shirt. An exact replica of
the Gordon Gartrell.
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And for just $30. It's a miracle.
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Denise? Denise?
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Denise, would you come in here, please?
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Hey, Daddy, are you... Lying down.
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Denise, are you making Theo a shirt?
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Look out, Gordon Gartrell.
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Oh, Denise, honey, shirts are not that
easy to make.
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I have a flair for designing. Remember
that party dress I made?
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Who made?
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I made.
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Who put the zipper in it?
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Well, there's no zippers in shirts.
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There's no sleeves on a party dress,
either.
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Why do you guys always bring up that old
stuff? I think you show a little faith
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in me.
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Well, I didn't say you couldn't make the
shirt. It's just that you have this
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habit of starting things with all this
excitement, and when the going gets
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rough, you quit.
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Like what?
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Ice skating. Guitar.
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Skiing. Tennis.
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Ballet. Yoga.
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Pottery. It's just seven. Can't you guys
think of any more?
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We're just talking about how much it
costs.
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Look, I promised Theo a shirt, and I'm
going to finish it without your help.
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I brought you a snack.
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Hey, thanks.
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Where are the rest of them?
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Small break, small snack.
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That part of my shirt?
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That's right.
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Which part?
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The sleeve.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Which sleeve?
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Theo, I can't work like this.
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Okay, but before I go, I gotta show you
a picture. Not another shirt.
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No, Christine.
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Hey, she gave you a picture.
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She let me take it. That's a little
blurred.
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I was in a moving car.
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Don't we look great together?
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Theo, would you relax?
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I'm relaxed.
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Theo, I can tell you're worried.
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Me? Worried? About what?
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That I don't know what I'm doing, that
this won't look like a Gordon Gatrell,
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and it won't be done by Saturday.
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Yeah, but what else?
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Theo, just relax, okay?
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I've got the material. I'm following the
pattern. Everything is under control.
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Believe me? Yeah. You feel better? I do.
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Get out.
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I need a bus Saturday.
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How's it going?
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How's it going?
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How's it going? Is that how parents know
how's it going?
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Daddy, I just don't think I can finish
the shirt by tonight.
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Making the shirt is not easy. And you're
probably doing a lot better than you
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think you are.
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I don't know.
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Well, honey, nobody said it has to be
perfect. Just do the best you can, okay?
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wrong turns out there. I'm going to need
some more money for material.
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How much?
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Just ten dollars.
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Ten dollars?
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Ten dollars? Oh my goodness, ten
dollars.
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We always need ten dollars.
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You're warm.
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I'm not sick.
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I'm not sick and I'm not grumpy.
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Is this my shirt? That's right. Thanks.
Hey.
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Did he overdo it on the clone or did I
smell too hard?
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Come talk to me.
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Me?
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I'm a little nervous about the shirt.
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I need company. Okay.
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So what do we talk about?
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Anything. Uh, Janie Miser got a new bike
today. It's really great.
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I've heard so much about you. Listen,
take your coats off, have a seat, and
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get Theo for you. Hi. Hi.
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Hiya. Hey, nice shirt.
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Thank you.
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It's Gordon Gartrell.
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One Father's Day, you gave me a present.
A tie.
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A tie, yeah.
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You were only six years old, and you
still remember that, huh?
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I'll get you a tie.
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Yeah. Well, this was a different tie.
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This was a different tie. This was about
this wide.
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And it was yellow.
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And it had a palm tree, hand -painted,
and a hula dancer.
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And, right?
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Across the middle of it was the word
Miami, and it lit up.
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And shortly after Father's Day, I was
invited to speak at a medical
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So I put on a gray herringbone suit,
black wingtip shoes, lovely shirt.
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Went to the closet to pick out a tie.
You came in, age six, little nose
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You reached over and you grabbed that...
tie.
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And you held it up to me and you said,
Dad, would you wear my tie, please?
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Right then and there, I had a choice.
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Wear the tie, make my son happy, or look
like a human being.
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I wore that tie.
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And I got up to speak and people saw the
tie and the Miami was lighting and they
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started to laugh.
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But the more they heard me and they
understood that I knew what I was
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about, the more they forgot about that
tie.
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Pretty soon, they only saw me.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Yeah, Dad, I do.
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Good!
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If I ever have to speak at a medical
convention, I'll wear this shirt.
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Dad, tonight I have Christine, Dad.
Christine!
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If I wear this shirt, she'll never want
to be seen with me again.
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Dad, please, if I go to Bookman's right
now, I can still get another one.
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No. Dad, please, Dad, listen.
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Dad, look, I'll wash dishes, Dad. I'll
come to the basement. Look, look, I'll
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sign papers.
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You can fill in whatever you like.
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Okay, well, I think you've learned your
lesson.
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Son, son, son.
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Now listen to me.
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Up on my dresser is a box.
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In that box is a shirt.
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Oh, Gordon Gossrell?
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You bought another one?
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I never took the one back that I had.
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How do you know this wouldn't work out?
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I've been living in this house for a
long time.
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It's his father. Listen, take my shirt
off.
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I've told you a hundred times not to
wear my best shirt. Dad, it's okay.
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It's okay, Dad.
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It's okay.
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Christine, this is my shirt.
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Theo, I think maybe you got it on Inside
Out.
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No.
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Christine, it's not a Gordon Gartrell,
is it?
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Why do you think I'm wearing it?
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Hey, you better get going. Come on. Bye,
Mom. Bye, Dad. Theo, wear a jacket.
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And cover my itchy Yamarata.
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Wait a minute. One last thing.
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He's not going up to put on cologne, is
he?
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Hey, guess what?
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What? They love the shirt.
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They did?
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Christine said...
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Nice cologne.
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Come on. No.
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Come on.
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Hey, you guys.
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This is my sister, Denise.
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She made this.
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Hi. Hey, that's a great shirt. You think
you can make one for me?
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No. It's a designer original. You make
one, then you burn the pattern.
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Dad.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Mom.
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Good night, son.
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Hey, let's get this day started with
Rush.
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to become very, very famous.
281
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:05,020
Denise Huxtable, designer, started at
age 16, did a shirt for her
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brother, went on to fame and fortune.
283
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One day, while she was doing a shirt in
her home, a limousine pulled up, and a
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man came up to her and said, will you
make a flag for my country?
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Sure, Daddy. Here. Well, wait a minute
now.
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Flag's easy.
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No zippers.
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Well,
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that's another family crisis we've
survived.
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Why don't you relax, Cliff? There won't
be another one for at least five
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seconds.
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Claire? Yes?
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I'm sick.
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Here we go.
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Will you take care of me?
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Yes.
297
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,720
Will you put me in the bed?
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Yes.
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00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:57,110
Take my temperature?
300
00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:04,010
Yes. Will you make soup for me?
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00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:08,130
Yes. Will you buy me a pony? Yes.
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