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What did you see?
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Hey, sugar.
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Oh, you are cute.
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You are the cutest baby I have ever
seen.
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What about me?
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You're the funniest looking baby I've
ever seen.
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Well, now, Rudy, now, most babies look a
little funny when they're new. Mommies
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and daddies don't even know them.
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Well, brothers and sisters do.
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We also take this to see you, Rudy. No,
dear.
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That was to see you.
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His name is Jonathan. Would you like to
hold him? No, he might go on.
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Can we watch me?
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Well, his mother fed him before she
left.
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Well, maybe he'd like to watch us eat.
Can we have a snack?
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All right, but a small one. I'm having a
donut.
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Me too.
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You always have what I have.
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So do you.
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Cliff? Cliff, look who's here.
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Now, you know this one.
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Remember?
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Did we go to college together?
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You delivered him last month. This is
Janice Harper's baby. Well, what
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Janice didn't want it, and she brought
it back?
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Janice wanted to get her hair done. I
said I'd babysit. Uh -huh. Oh, Cliff.
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Look at that little round face.
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And that soft, silky hair and the little
soft butt.
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Oh, and that special baby smell.
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Sour milk.
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Oh, just holding them sets off these
strange stirrings inside, and I wonder
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don't want another one.
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Let me help you. You don't.
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Cliff, it's a miracle.
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Dear, we have five miracles.
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Smell it.
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Cliff, get out of here. That's not the
interior of some new automobile.
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Come on, Cliff. You know you love
babies.
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We'd bring one home, and you'd spend
hours just looking at it. Yeah.
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Yeah, and then you'd hold out your
finger and you'd grab hold so tight and
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laugh. And then there was always your
favorite line.
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Look, Claire, I can put her whole foot
in my mouth.
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Yeah, but you can only hold that foot in
there for so long and then the toes
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start moving all around and the fun is
over.
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Let's just think about it. No.
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Suppose I want one.
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Then you can try having one without me.
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Come on, Claire, smell it. I know.
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Well, smell that, baby. Listen to me,
please.
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This thing is a trap. This thing can
sell anything.
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But you must also remember that this
grows up.
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And it gets high marks on the IQ test,
but gets D's in school.
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This grows up and takes the car driving
all around the city, has no license.
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then you don't want another one. Listen,
Claire, there are times, and there
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aren't many, when I don't even want the
ones we have now.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Rudy, our little Rudy.
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One day, she's going to be gone, and
then I will have my wife back.
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Well, Cliff, I'm not so sure that this
feeling's going to go away.
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Well, you just tell it to go away.
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Well, I can't do that because it's a
very deep feeling.
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I want you to say to it deeply, go away.
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I'm not so sure that's going to work,
but we'll talk about it later. Right now
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have to take the baby home. Good.
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And don't you come back anymore.
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You're a troublemaker.
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Hey, Dad.
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What did I do?
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You used to smell good.
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Mom took the baby back.
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Well, didn't she like it? She liked it
too much.
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Well, why did she take it back?
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Well, because if your mom wants to have
a baby, she's going to have to make it
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herself. You can just bring one home. No
more.
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Mom's having another baby?
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Uh, no, she's just thinking about it,
dear. Do we want another one?
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I like the one that was here.
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Another baby?
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Look, she's just thinking about it.
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We're not voting about dinner.
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What is this, a dictatorship?
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What are we voting for?
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We're not voting for anything.
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It is a dictatorship. It's too early to
talk about it, okay?
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About what?
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Mom had a baby.
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Mom's pregnant?
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No, Mom is not pregnant.
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Daddy, but you and Mom are getting up
there.
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You say that to say what?
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She means you're old.
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She doesn't want to hurt your feelings.
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And you do.
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Hey, I don't think you're old.
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Daddy, it's not like I think you're
decrepit or anything.
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It's just that when older people have
babies, it's kind of embarrassing.
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I mean, there are people.
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I happen to know.
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who are much older than your mother and
I, and they have become parents.
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Now, if your mother and I decide... to
have a
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baby, I am quite sure that we will not
go into the Guinness Book of World
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Records.
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Hey, why don't you wait?
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We should have waited with you.
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Your mother and I have not made up our
minds. We just don't know. Now, is that
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okay with you guys?
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Good. What's that for?
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Nothing. No, no, you got some teenage
words of wisdom to spew out?
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Nothing, Daddy. It's your life.
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Just don't blow it.
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I'm glad you didn't hold back.
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I'm home!
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Now, look, your mom is here.
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I want you guys to just act normally,
all right?
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Huh. Hey!
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They
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just
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love to look at you, dear.
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So do I.
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at the supermarket. Look at this.
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Diapers?
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Wait till you see how they improve them.
I promised you five years ago we had
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nothing like this. Now watch this.
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You can pull this thing open and peek
inside.
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This won't take long. I just want you to
meet someone.
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Hello, Mrs. Burke.
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Well, have you gained weight since I was
gone?
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This is Mrs. Burke. This is my wife,
Claire. Hi. Hello. Nice to meet you,
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Claire. Mrs. Burke is a regular.
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And Mrs. Burke is 43 years old. Please,
doctor.
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Please. My wife is up there, too.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, now, wait a minute. I'm older than
everybody in this room. So why don't
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you all just sit down here.
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Now. Mrs. Burke, would you please tell
my wife how many children you have?
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Twelve.
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Twelve. And you're back again?
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Yep.
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Thirteen.
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Thirteen times.
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Thirteen. Yes.
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Mrs. Burke, may I ask you a question?
Oh, sure.
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Take your time, dear.
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Well, forgive me for being personal.
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Oh, where did you get that dress?
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Well, children, how do you do it? Well,
I take care of myself, of course.
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And you know, the children keep me
young.
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Seems like the more I have, the younger
I feel. Okay, that's it for today.
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I'm very busy, Elvis.
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Do you have time to call? Oh, I would
love to. No, dear, you don't have time.
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You have to go to work.
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Just let me call my babysitter.
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Babysitters.
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That woman.
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Thirteen. I know. Did you see how she
looks? Incredible.
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That's not a wrinkle. She's laughing.
She's got to laugh.
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That woman has a baseball team with four
pinch hitters.
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Absolute inspiration.
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Dear Mrs. Berg, once had five. You could
beat her eight children from now.
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Well, I hope I look that good.
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Oh, thanks for introducing us.
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It was a good idea at the time.
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And so the wolf said, Little pig, little
pig, let me in,
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let me in.
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You like that voice?
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No.
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Why? He did it different before.
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Well, that was a different wolf.
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It's the same story.
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You know, you're right. That was the
wolf from Little Red Riding Hood. The
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for the little pigs, you put your finger
on my nose, remember?
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Now, go ahead. Give a little squeak. Be
gentle now. Okay, here we go.
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All right, let go now, because this wolf
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has a cold.
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Dad, can we talk?
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Uh, yeah.
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Here. What about the story?
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All right, don't worry. Here, you just
use this as a bookmark, and we'll get
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back to it. Go ahead.
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Your mother and I may not have a baby,
but I certainly do hope that you have
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something waiting in reserve to worry
about.
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Yeah, Dad.
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I mean, what if you do have it? You are
determined to be unhappy, aren't you?
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My friend Deidre has a new baby, and she
says it's horrible.
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It cries for no reason at all.
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And, Dad, babies do not smell that good
all the time.
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Forget about a baby and get a dog? I
mean, dogs smell great.
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No, they don't.
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Well, they smell better than babies do.
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Only to other dogs.
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Now, come here, please, dear.
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Now, no matter what else comes into this
house, you will always be loved by us.
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You understand?
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Now, I know you worry, you complain, you
see problems where there are no
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problems whatsoever.
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But that's the great thing about you,
because you know why?
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You are our Vanessa.
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Understand? I love you, Daddy. It makes
me feel real happy. Yes, and I know this
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feeling shall pass.
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Who's that?
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I asked Mama to come over. Oh, really?
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Claire?
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Claire! My favorite mother -in -law.
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Not me.
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Have a sit down, Mom.
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Oh, well, Mom and I are going to talk in
the kitchen woman to woman. Woman to
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what? Is your mother going to have a
baby, too?
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Come on, Mama, let's go.
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Claire, what's the matter? I don't know.
You tell me.
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Finish my homework, Dad.
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You read my mind.
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Now, are you ready to lose?
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you better be ready to burn those sad
sneakers you have.
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Hey, Grandma.
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You don't see us. This is not us. You
think you see us, but that's because you
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miss us so much.
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So, what's going on?
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Mama, yesterday I touched a baby.
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Is that all?
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Well, I think I might want another one.
What happened? You held it, huh?
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Uh -huh. And you smelled it? Uh -huh,
Cliff.
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Well, he wouldn't smell it.
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Smart. Oh, come on.
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Now, this is serious now. I'm not an
impetuous person, but when you give me a
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little tiny baby and it's so soft and so
warm and I... You understand.
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Yes, it's the trap.
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You too, huh?
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Look, Claire, what you're going through
is not new.
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You know, when you and Cliff got
married, what did I say? You wanted me
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a child.
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Why?
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Revenge.
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If you want the joy of a child without
the bother, there's a very simple
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Grandchildren. They're perfect.
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If you don't like them, you go home.
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Mama, didn't you want any more?
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No. Why?
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Because the older you are when you have
them, the older you are when they come
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back. Mama, what are you talking about?
They don't come back.
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John and Edna, more than you remember
them, they have a daughter your age. She
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came back.
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Her husband left her.
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Three children, 14, 11, and 2, they all
came back.
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You know what I'm saying, Claire? If you
have one now, by the time you are 70,
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they'll be back.
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Okay, Mama, that's one isolated
incident. I had a vaccine in Davenport.
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Have a son, 45.
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His wife dies. He comes home.
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None of them are working.
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Okay, so that's two isolated incidents.
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Sidney and Ramona, what's this?
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Unmarried daughter comes home. You go
around collecting these stories.
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They're not just stories. They happen.
Don't let it happen to you.
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How's it feeling now?
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Less.
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Take my advice, grandchildren.
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won't you?
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What? A baby.
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Sure. Promise?
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not but if you need a rest when i was
your age we played from sun up to sun
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and when it got too dark we carried
candles in our hand dad what did you get
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enough breath you want to talk some more
all right you better be alert
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now so you're up by two right that's
going to the time
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I'm not the referee. Just give me the
ball.
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It's not fair.
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Take it up with the lead commissioner,
okay?
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But that's you, too. Give me the ball.
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All right.
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And now Dr.
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H has to make these two foul shots to
tie you.
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And so, here we go.
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Dad,
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could you move it along?
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school in 12 hours.
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One more at a time.
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And now
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to embarrass my son, I will make it
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without.
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He has never beaten his father.
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If you have another kid now, you've
never beaten him once.
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There's something I gotta tell you,
Claire.
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I'm old, Claire.
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And, Claire, so are you. You're old,
too.
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What? I'm sorry to tell you that,
Claire.
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Oh, Claire.
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You didn't wake me up at 3 o 'clock in
the morning to tell me I'm old.
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Well, I've known about it for hours
since Theo beat me at... One -on -one in
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basketball. I tried to protect you as
long as I could.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I'm just talking about this baby.
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You know, I mean, when we had our first
child, we had a whole life ahead of us.
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And I'm just saying that if we have one
now, I mean, by the time that child
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leaves home, we will be ready to go to
one.
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You know, the feeling I've been having.
Listen, honey, look, don't you remember
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how when we were young we planned ahead
and we said we were going to go places
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and we were going to go on cruises and
around the world.
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Cairo, we're going to go to Cairo and
see the pyramids. And we have another
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child by the time we get there, the
pyramids will be too small for our eyes.
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Well, it's very deep and urgent. Yeah,
but honey, listen to this. We said we
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were going to go to Paris. We were going
strolling on the Champs -Élysées, and
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I'm telling you, if we wait, I mean,
we'll be too old to stroll.
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It's just a feeling, and like all
feelings, it'll fade. Yeah, we want to
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wrong before it fades.
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I don't want another baby. You really?
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No, I honestly thought I did.
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Oh, Claire. Because I thought that
having another child would make my life
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better, and then I thought about it.
Better than what? My life is already
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perfect. I've got a great job and a
wonderful family and a loving husband.
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Who thinks I'm old?
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Oh, no, I just said that to get your
attention. Yes, you did say that. Oh.
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Are you old?
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Well, no, Theo cheats.
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improves when I'm not looking.
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So, when do we start our travel?
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Well, I figure Rudy will enter college
in 13 years and
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we can start the day after.
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Good night. Good night, dear.
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