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Is it important?
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Yes, Dad.
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How important is it?
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An eight. Is it a child's eight or an
adult's eight?
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I don't know. I've never been an adult.
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Vanessa, I just finished working 18
hours in the hospital. I delivered over
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,000 babies.
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And if this is not really, really
important, I'm going to be really,
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angry.
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Dad, I don't know what to do. If I tell
you when it's not important, you'll be
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angry with me. If I don't tell you when
it is important, you'll be angry with
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me. Whatever, come downstairs.
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To punish me.
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Dad. Now, what is it?
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Rudy's home.
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Yes. The one you bought for because she
ate all her peas?
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Yeah. Now, don't think I'll complain
because I eat all my peas so you don't
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me a thing.
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Is this about buying you something?
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No. It's about Rudy's goldfish.
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What about Rudy's goldfish?
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He's dead.
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Are you sure the thing is dead?
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Our fish are supposed to float on their
backs.
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And Rudy doesn't know it yet? She's
feeding him.
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And he's not eating.
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Rudy's goldfish is dead.
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Well, how is she taking it?
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She doesn't know yet.
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Daddy is going to break it to her, and
I'm going to watch.
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Okay, well, I'll tell you my news later.
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Hi, Mom.
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Theo! Your mom was fantastic at work
today. Great, Mama.
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What's for dinner?
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Rudy Lamont. I mean, I took her into the
pet store. We came in front of this
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huge tank, fish tank. You understand?
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She walked right up to it, and she said,
I want that one.
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The man took the net, went in, caught a
fish, put it in the bag.
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She said, that's not him.
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10 ,000 fish.
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All look the same in that tank.
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My daughter says, that's not him.
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She said, there he is.
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The man goes in again, pulls the fish
out. She says, that's not him.
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Finally, after about 20 minutes, the man
starts to look at me.
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She says, that's not him. I said, that's
not him.
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What do you want me to say?
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So finally, the man steps down, hands
Rudy the net.
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Rudy climbs up on a crate, holds...
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doesn't touch the water.
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Lamont jumps up.
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She shows him to the assistant.
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That's him.
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I said to the man, it was all the time.
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I have never known her to have a
relationship or be this close to anyone
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her life.
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Daddy? Yes, dear?
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Are you stalling?
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That was a very touching story.
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Yes, Daddy.
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A long, touching story.
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Hi, Rude. What you doing?
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How's everything?
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Lamont has gone away.
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No, he hasn't.
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He's right here.
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Well, yes, and no.
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You see, goldfish are not very strong,
and sometimes, without warning, they
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stop doing things forever.
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Do you understand?
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Uh -huh. What am I saying?
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I don't know.
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Dad, let me try.
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Hey, what's going on?
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a body. He is funny stories. He's
nibbling food. He's swimming through the
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lighthouse.
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Lamont will always be with us.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Cannot flush the body.
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You think we could do something to cheer
her up?
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Why don't we fix her favorite dinner?
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Now, that's a great idea.
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Hot dogs.
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That's your favorite dinner.
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How about your famous scrambled eggs?
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No, that's what we'll do for her. What
else do you think we could do?
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She's always wanted a dog.
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No, you wanted a dog.
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thing happened for me at work today.
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Really? Tell me about it. Oh, you dear
girl. Oh, Mom, that's for me.
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Here we go.
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Dad's famous eggs.
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It's a good thing he didn't serve fish
tonight.
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Hey, unless you're planning on eating
that basketball, get it off the table.
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What's the matter with you?
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All right, now, look.
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Honey, please, come on. You've got to
eat.
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I made these special for you. Just take
them. Can I leave the table?
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Take a little bite.
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I'm too sad to eat. No, that's all
right, honey. Come on. We'll go up.
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you left some ketchup in the bottle you
guys just don't even
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seem to care about your sister
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You guys will come to the funeral? Yes.
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You'll do whatever I ask you to? Yes.
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You'll wear funeral clothing?
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Hello, Reverend?
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Yes.
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Just a religious question.
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That's all right. It'll keep if you're
busy.
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It's not that important.
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Yeah, sure, Mom. I'll call you tomorrow.
Bye.
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Rudy okay?
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She'll be all right.
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Okay.
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Tell me about your day. My day?
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The exciting news.
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Forget about that.
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Okay. Well, I know what that means.
Filing of the nails means dead husband
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the floor.
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I tried to talk to everybody in this
family, and nobody wanted to listen.
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I even called my mother.
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It's that bad, huh?
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I'm going to sit in this chair.
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I'm not moving out of this chair, and
I'm going to listen.
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Do you promise?
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I swear.
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I'm not getting out of this chair.
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Last week, I was reading the Burley
Construction Contract.
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Burley Construction Contract. I know it
well.
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Cliff. Yeah. Shut up and listen.
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Now, nobody else in the office... I
wanted to touch it because everybody
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it was a hopeless case, right? But I
found this tiny loophole that...
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead. That was your beeper. I know.
I heard it.
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Loophole. Go ahead.
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Well, I found this loophole that saved
the client over $10 ,000 and everybody
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the office got so excited.
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Even Mr. Greenbrook Sr.
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Uh -oh. Came over to shake my hand.
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Go ahead. Mr. Greenbrook Sr.
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came... Don't you think you better make
that call?
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No, because if it's an emergency, see,
they just give one long beep. Go ahead.
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Mr. Greenbrook Sr.
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came out of the office.
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Mr. Greenbrook Sr. came out of the
office to shake my hand, and then...
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Okay. Uh, go ahead.
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Go ahead, Mr. Greenbrook.
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Yes, this is Dr. Huxtable.
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Mrs. David left for the hospital.
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Well, how far apart are they?
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No, no, not the labor pains. The house
to the hospital.
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Okay, fine.
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Well, just call the hospital and tell
them that I'll be there as soon as I
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Thank you. Bye -bye.
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Came out of the office and... And I
think you better go.
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No, no, I really don't have to go. I
want to hear this. Honest to goodness,
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honey, please.
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That Mrs.
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Davis, this is her ninth child.
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Please, believe me. She doesn't need me.
I'm just a frill.
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Now, now, come on. Tell me, please. Came
out of the office.
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And shook my hand. Shook your hand. And
said congratulations.
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Congratulations.
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And...
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It is the saddest story I've ever heard
in my life.
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Oh, come in.
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Dad? Yeah.
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I told Rudy about the funeral. She wants
to know where Lamar's going to end up.
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In heaven.
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Okay.
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Yeah, we're giving Lamar a little send
-off in the powder room.
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Well, I thought it would be nice. Hello!
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Dad? Yeah? She wants to know where
Lamont's going to end up, really.
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In the river.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's going on? I just thought it'd be
nice to have a little funeral for
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Lamont. Anyway, congratulations, because
heaven knows when that man will come
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out of that office again. You
understand?
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Now, is this the darkest thing that you
have in that closet?
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Why? For the funeral.
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We are dressing.
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Who's put a funeral for Lamont?
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I love living here.
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Coming in third after your patience and
a dead goldfish.
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Hey, Claire.
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The fish goes.
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You move to number two.
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Calling all mourners?
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want me to call the Reverend again.
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Listen, I don't have anything else
black.
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Go in and get your sister ready, please.
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You're dead. Matchbox for the coffin.
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He's too big.
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He won't fit in that.
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Well, can't we bend him?
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Rudy comes out.
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Go in and get the fish.
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All right.
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Calling all mourners.
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Do it.
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Do you like it?
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Wear it when I'm dead.
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Daddy, Harvey's coming to pick me up in
about five minutes, so can we just move
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it along?
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Move it along. This is not a Hollywood
funeral.
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Now, take... The sunglasses off.
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Put the sunglasses back on.
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I feel a little overdressed for the
powder room. No, you look just
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fine. No jewelry.
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Okay,
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let's proceed with the funeral, please.
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I'll close his eyes for you.
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We are gathered here for this special
occasion.
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To say goodbye to Lamont.
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Now, gather around, please.
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We're here to say goodbye.
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You see, we're having a funeral for your
friend.
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I want to watch TV now.
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Me too.
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Nobody is going to watch TV until the
funeral is over. Is that clear?
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If she doesn't want the funeral, maybe
we shouldn't have it.
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We got dressed up.
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Say goodbye to Lamont. Well, Dad, he
didn't say goodbye to us.
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You're going to come back here.
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They're going to... This is finished.
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What do you mean, finished?
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The party is over.
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This is not a party. This is a funeral
for Lamont.
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The only one who wants this funeral is
you. You have forced this on all of us.
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forced it on all of us. Yes.
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And you love this.
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This makes you very happy, does it?
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husband has gone crazy but honey it's
ridiculous what is ridiculous look at
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standing there dressed and holding the
over the and he was a good fish
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by yourself.
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