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And don't you have a tissue?
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For me.
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I thought you guys said that Julie and I
were rushing into this.
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Where'd you get an idea like that?
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Dearly beloved.
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I do.
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We are gathered together today to
witness the marriage of Julie Lynn
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and Michael Aaron Seaver.
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Yeah!
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Marriage is an honorable estate.
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And as such, should not be entered into
lightly.
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So if anyone has just cause why this
couple should not be wed...
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Speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Tough room.
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I'm sure these God -fearing people would
dummy up if you'd give them one good
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reason why you two are getting married.
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That's fine.
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you, all right?
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I mean, what guy in their right mind
would want to grab you anyway?
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Wait, Carol.
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No, wait a second. I'm sorry, all right?
Look, I'm just kind of spaced out here.
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I didn't get much sleep last night.
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Boy, I had this wild dream about me and
Julie. Mike, please. I just lived that
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disgusting dream. I don't need to hear
about it.
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Wait a minute, Carol.
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These invitations are all wrong.
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Look, right here.
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As Julie and Mike celebrate the
beginning of their life together.
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It should be lives together.
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I mean, hey, I got that wrong on an
English paper last year.
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Mike, I applaud your flash of literacy,
but you're missing the point. You and
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Julie are starting a life together.
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One life. Get it?
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Yeah, so which one of us is losing our
life?
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Wow. You got all the invitations?
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done. Mom, look, I am not in the mood to
hear one more time all of your sensible
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reasons why Julie and I should wait.
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So you admit they're sensible reasons?
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Mom, you're missing the key idea here.
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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Like I promised last week and several
times before that, no more negativity.
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From this day forward, I'll embrace your
marriage with gusto.
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Mom, you make it sound like a beer
commercial.
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I just want to make this the best dang
wedding you'll ever have.
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Mom, it's the only dang wedding I'll
ever have.
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Honey, would you like me to lick your
envelopes for you?
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Mom, look, you don't have to pretend
that much.
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Yes, I do.
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Mom, it's not like we haven't thought
about this. Honey, you don't have to go
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through all that again. I know how you
feel because 20 years ago, I was you.
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Your dad was Julie. My mom was me.
Grandpa Ed was... Gosh, I'm starting to
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like my mother.
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Well, that's okay. Keep going. I mean,
you were real near making a point,
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weren't you?
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Yes.
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Mike, you're not getting married to
please us.
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You're getting married because this is
something that you want to do, and you
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know all the reasons why.
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I do? But if you have any doubts, don't
be too embarrassed. I have none. I am
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very confident and extremely happy. And
I'm bubbling for you.
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Mike, honey, don't forget your stinking
invitations.
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I think he was wrong.
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Dad, sometimes Mom makes me nuts.
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Hey, I never said this, okay?
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Tell me about it.
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When is she finally going to understand
that I am a capable, mature adult, ready
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to stand on my own two feet?
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Can I borrow 50 bucks?
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For what?
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Well, for stamps, for the invitation.
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For old time's sake. All right.
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Thanks.
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Mike, I know it's upsetting your mom.
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Dad, look, I did not ask her for a dime.
No?
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Now, what day is this?
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Saturday. And what's under your arm?
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Hair.
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Mike, it's the wedding invitations.
You're mailing them out today.
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Right. To your mother, that represents
the point of no return.
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Oh, I never thought of it that way.
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No, no, of course you didn't, Mike.
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That's because you've been sure about
this thing all along.
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For your mom, Mike, well, let's just say
it's going to take her some time.
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As for me, Mike, I'm with you, okay?
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And that's because 20 years ago, I was
you. And your mom was Julie, and her mom
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was your mom, and my father was...
Starting to sound like my mother -in
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Hey, Dad, look, can I ask you something?
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Mm -hmm.
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Well, okay, it's about the wedding.
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Well, see, um, Julie and I have to write
up our wedding vows. You know, and we
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have to put into words all the reasons
why we're getting married. And there's
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just so many of the darn things that...
Well, I'd like your help in narrowing
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them down. I mean, Dad, let's face it.
You are a dynamite narrow -downer.
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Well, thank you.
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Okay.
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Well,
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let's go over the reasons. Oh, right.
Well, I love her. You know, and, uh...
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All the same reasons why you married
Mom. Oh, Mike, Mike, I... I just
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imagine spending another day without
her.
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I mean, from the moment that I proposed
right up until this instant, Mike, I've
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never had any doubt that your mother was
the only one for me.
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Never a doubt?
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Not one?
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This is Mom we're talking about.
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Well, come on, I had cold feet just like
you're having now, and don't you deny
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it, but that's...
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Well, that's not the same as dope, Mike.
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It's normal.
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In fact, I think it's required.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Well, then, what did you do to get over
the cold feet?
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Oh, it's a little different for
everybody. I think for me it was a song.
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Is it in her face? Oh, no, that's just
her charm.
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In her warm embrace?
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No, no.
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No, that's just her arm.
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If you want to know if she loves you so,
it's in her kiss.
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That's where it is.
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Shoop, shoop.
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And that's what got you through? Hey, I
got the record upstairs. No, Dad, I'll
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listen to it later, okay? I got lots of
wedding stuff to do, and I'm late now.
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Heck, Dad, just listen to that song. My
cold feet are warming right up.
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Mike, I didn't... Gee,
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what was that for?
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I just want you to know that I cannot
imagine spending another day of my life
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without you.
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Aw. And I mean that. I am as sure of
that as I was the day that I proposed to
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you. Well, I don't know what to say.
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You don't have to say anything. Let's
just sit down right here and just be
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about the fact that we are getting
married.
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Gotta go.
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Oh, right, the invitations. Yeah, I
wanted you to look at the invitations
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I said I'm out. See?
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Gotta go.
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Mike.
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Lots to do, Julie. Look, I gotta get my
tuxedo, and I'm meeting you and the
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minister at one o 'clock. Plus, I gotta
get stamps and lick them all by myself.
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You are so sweet.
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And so dependable.
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And so sexy.
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And so mature.
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All right, Carol addressed them. I
didn't.
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Before you go...
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One last kiss?
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Julia, I am scared out of my mind. I
mean, I don't know if this is just cold
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feet or what.
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I'm not sure about anything.
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Real mature, Mike.
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Real mature.
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Look, I don't like this one either.
You've tried all in 40, son. What's
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with this one?
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I don't know. It's a lapel.
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No problem.
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How's the crotch?
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Over on Sunday, it'd be cheaper if you
buy the tuxedo in rent, so I...
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Uh, sir, are you married?
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No.
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For the past 56 years, I've been waiting
for the right gal to walk through that
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door.
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But isn't this a men's store?
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My God, I've wasted my life.
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No, to tell you the truth, I am married.
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To the same woman for 35 years.
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And why did you two get married?
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Sex.
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Well, what happens when the sex goes
away?
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to
it.
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Excuse me, you mind if I change this
song?
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What do you got against the Shoop Shoop
song?
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It's a very long story.
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Let me show you some cummerbunds.
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Our phone lines are open. sports fans,
because it's time for Ask the Coach, the
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man who knows all, the man with all the
answers.
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Ask the Coach?
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That's right.
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Ask the Coach.
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Whoever the hell is calling me on my one
and only stinking day to sleep late
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better have a pretty good dandy reason.
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Hello? Collect call from your favorite
former student.
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Oh, sure, sure, I'll accept it. Put him
on.
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Yo, coach.
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Robbie Countryman. So how are you doing?
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Oh, no, coach. It's not Robbie. It's
Mike.
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Mike who?
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Mike Seamer.
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My favorite former student?
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Remember back in high school when you
said that if I ever had a problem that I
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could talk to you?
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No.
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But go ahead anyway.
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But make it fast.
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This is my nickel.
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Okay, all right. Well, see, I'm engaged
now, okay? And my fiancée is the
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greatest, but it's just that...
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I still don't know if what I'm doing is
the right thing.
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I said fat.
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Why do people get married?
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Why? Well, what the hell else are they
going to do?
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What do you mean?
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Look, Steven, you're a man.
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I'm assuming your fiancée is a woman.
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You meet, you get married. That's how it
works. For you, for me, for everybody.
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Well, Coach, I don't understand.
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That's because we're talking about the
mystery of love here.
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Oh, well, what's that?
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If I knew, it wouldn't be a mystery, lug
nut.
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Oh, so you don't understand it either?
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I don't have to understand it. I'm
living it.
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Look, Silver, isn't there somebody else
you could talk to about this in your own
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area code?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I'm going to go back to bed. And if you
ever, ever, ever call me about something
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like this again, I'll be here.
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Thanks, Coach.
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Just don't make a collect.
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See ya.
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They'll know.
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Mike! Oh, Mikey!
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Hi, girl.
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Oh, I'm so glad to see you. Oh, thanks.
Your father isn't with you, is he?
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No.
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Good to see you.
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Thanks.
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Uh, yeah, I thought that, uh, heck, as
long as I was in your lobby, I might as
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well come up and say hi.
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Well, you can surprise me any time.
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Well, that's what your grandmother tells
me, too.
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Oh, Wally.
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Yeah, I, um, just wanted to see how you
two lovebirds were doing.
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Well, um, we were just going to have
our, um, fiber.
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Care to join us?
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Uh, sure.
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Sure, heck. Give me a scoop.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing.
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Hi, Grandma. Nothing's the matter.
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Julie, she's got her gown, and I've
almost got my tuxedo. And we're meeting
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minister today at the church. Are you
having second thoughts, Mike?
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No.
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Okay, I mean, look, are we going to talk
about this, or are we going to have
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some fiber?
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All right, if I tell you guys something,
can you keep a secret?
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You can trust me.
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I've never told anybody about your
grandmother's tattoo.
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Oh, why?
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Yes, but I didn't tell him where it is.
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Ignore him, honey.
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Okay.
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What was the reason that you two got
married?
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Oh, when you love somebody and you know
it, what else do you need?
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Yeah, but how can you know that?
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How can you not?
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You meet, you get married. That's how it
works.
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You and Julie are starting a life
together.
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One life.
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You're getting married because this is
what you want to do. And you know all
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reasons why.
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Is it in her face?
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No, no. That's just her charm. In her
warm embrace?
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No, no.
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That's just her arm. If you want to know
if she loves you so, it's in her kiss.
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That's where it is.
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Shoop, shoop.
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The oldest man ever to play in the Major
League.
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Uh, Minnie Minoto.
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Wrong. Satchel Paige.
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He's right.
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I got one for you, Nick.
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The last man in the National League to
win the Triple Crown.
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Joe Ducky Medwick St. Louis 1937.
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Hey, you're good, pal.
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Ask me anything.
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Why do people get married?
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Look, son, we're talking sports.
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Hey, marriage can be a sport.
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Yeah, a contact sport.
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Well, no, no, I'm serious. I mean, I've
asked basically everyone that I know,
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and all I can come up with is that I
know as much as anybody else.
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Then, kid, you know it all.
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How can he know it all? He's only a kid.
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What do you know, kid?
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Well, I know that Julie loves me. Then
that's a start. I mean, if it's Julie,
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you're going to marry.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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This girl wants to marry him.
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That makes the marriage right?
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Well, she's usually right.
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Are you sure?
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Look, I can't ever remember her being
wrong.
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I mean, Julie is smarter than me.
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And she knows more than me. And she is
definitely more mature than me. A man
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needs a mature woman.
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If Julie doesn't have any doubts,
then...
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What am I worried about?
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I am going to marry Julie.
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Are you sure?
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I have never been more sure about
anything in my entire life.
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Look, I can't thank you guys enough for
helping me put all this together.
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Thanks.
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I am going to meet my future wife.
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Comes the groove right in the room.
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Can I help you?
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Yes, I'm sorry. My name is Michael
Seaver, and my fiancée and I are meeting
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minister here at 1 o 'clock. Mr. Seaver,
yes. Well, this was left for you.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Dear Mike, by the time you read this,
I'll be on a plane.
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And I've never written a letter like
this before, so I don't know how to
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I've been thinking about you and me and
marriage, and, well, I know you think
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that all the time I've been the mature
and the sure one, but I have to say,
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it comes to us, you've been the mature
one.
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I've been the mature one?
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Don't deny it. I just want to know how
you can know so much.
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Mike, I've got so many questions and
I've got so many doubts.
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Maybe I'm crazy or just scared out of my
mind. I don't know. Maybe it's just
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cold feet.
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But all I know right now is I can't go
through with this.
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And I wanted to tell you all this this
morning when you came by, but how could
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I? I mean, you look so determined with
all the limitations under your arm.
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Well, by the time I got out my courage,
I ran out to the hallway and you were
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already gone.
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And look, I know my confusion must be
hard for you to understand.
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It's not that hard.
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Mike, I'm sorry.
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I wished I could be more like you and...
But I'm not.
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So take care of yourself.
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Love, Julie.
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Before you go, one last kiss.
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Julie, I am scared out of my mind. I
mean, I don't know if this is just cold
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feet or what.
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I am not sure about...
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Anything.
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Don't you pick out a tuck?
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No.
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Mike, you have to have a tuck.
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You're not getting married in some
field, are you?
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I'm not getting married at all.
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What?
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Mike. The wedding's off.
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It's over.
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Honey, what happened?
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I'd say I got a bargain. Yeah, and I'd
say you've lost your mind.
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It says a man lives here.
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Michael, if it says anything, shoot it.
All right. Here, hold my moose. Yeah.
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Got it? Yeah.
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Mikey, are you alive or what?
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Alive and kicking.
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We'll be back in a moment.
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There's Carol, a straight -A student,
and when she doesn't get welcomed with
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open arms to the college of her choice,
well, it's surprising.
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Me? A job?
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I mean, I never pictured myself actually
working.
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Honey, that's all the more reason to do
it. Come on, you can do it.
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Have some guts. Be a quitter.
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Drop out of school.
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I missed an awful lot, didn't I?
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