All language subtitles for george_lopez_s06e06_thinks_vics_fiancee

Angie? Hey, Daddy.

We need your opinion.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Places, everyone.

Boss, boss, the plane, the plane.

Shut up, tattoo.

Places.

Angie, he wants to wear this tux in our
wedding. Help me.

This is my lucky tag.

It's the only suit I brought with me
when I escaped from Cuba.

So wait a minute, Vic.

Your raft had a disco on it?

Where's Miami? That way?

Shark!

We flew here.

Stop it.

Angie, what do you think?

But since you're not getting married for
a couple of months, there's still time

to get a tuxedo that isn't older than
your bride.

Actually,

we're moving the wedding up. And I'm in
over my head. Would you consider

planning our wedding?

Well, I'm really booked up, and I don't
know you that well. I wouldn't know what

you like.

Oh, princess.

Yes, Daddy?

That's gone in the wedding toast.

Excuse me, Lindsay. I need to talk to
Angie for a moment, please. No problem.

I've got an MP3 player on my phone.

So, uh, you won't plan the wedding
because you're still upset about how

Lindsay is.

Pimp don't paint, don't plate me that
way.

Let's talk in the other room.

Who's that?

Max, that's going to be your grandma.

So do you want to plan the wedding or
not?

Because if the answer is no, I'll just
take my money elsewhere.

Well, I'm surprised you have any money
left after everything else you bought

her. The necklace, the purses, the car.

Daddy, don't you think there's a chance
she could be using you?

Well, Angie, wait a minute. He's not the
victim here.

Think about all the horrible things she
has to do to get that stuff.

Look, imagine being kissed all over by
that mustache.

It's like being run over by a street
sweeper.

I can't plan a wedding I don't approve
of.

Come on, she's not using me.

Why is it so crazy that a woman like
Lindsay could love me?

Well, you know, you got the tall, short
thing.

The hot, not hot thing. The alive, half
-dead thing.

I made a list the other night. What'd I
do with that?

But it feels like Lindsay loves me.

Well, then again, it felt like my first
wife loved me, but after 40 years of

marriage, she cheated on me.

Come on, Vic. Look, I'm messing with
you, man. Like, hey, I'm sure Lindsay

you.

Hey, man to man, do you think she's
marrying me for me?

Of course she is, Vic. Stop doubting
yourself, man. Hey, trust your

You're right.

What am I worrying about?

I'm getting married.

Well, what's that that you just ripped
up? The prenuptial agreement I was going

to have Lindsay sign. George, I'm flying
on love, and I don't need a parachute.

Vic, wait!

Lindsay?

There is no love where there is no
trust.

I tore up my prenup.

Poppy, now I know you really love me.

We should celebrate.

Let's buy those diamond earrings that I
saw in the mall and one of those

cinnamon pretzels that you love.

Oh,

Angie.

Are they gone?

Yeah. You know what? I'm starting to
worry about Lindsay, too. We should

her over for dinner and see if she's
really after Vic's money.

What made you change your mind?

I don't want to see your dad get hurt.

And neither do I.

That's why I'm so glad I talked him into
getting that prenup.

Prenup? What kind of man starts his
marriage with a prenup, Angie? I didn't

one with you.

All you had was $12 and some stupid
dream about being a rock star.

I wish I had a prenup right now. I'd
give you $6 and half my pain.

That was a great meal. I can't wait for
dessert.

So, Lindsay, why did you fall in love
with Vic?

Well, it was love at first sight. When I
saw Vic sitting in the coffee shop, he

was more handsome than I imagined.

That is so romantic.

I hope that happens to me, but right
now, I'm still looking.

I don't know if you ever thought about
this, but I'm closer to being 26 than I

am to zero.

Wait, wait.

Yeah, I am.

Stop hitting on family, man. It's just
lazy.

Lindsay, other than my dad's good looks,
what else do you love about him?

I know what you're getting at, and
you're worried about our age difference,

age is just a number.

Victor is so confident that I forgot all
about that.

I love your dad for a part.

That's good, because you may have to
massage it on your honeymoon to keep him

alive.

Angie, will you reconsider and plan our
wedding, please?

I saw your sample book, and you have
amazing taste.

Well, if I take this on, we have to
start planning right away. When are you

free? I can do it any day, but Tuesdays
and Thursdays. Lindsay is a saint. She

volunteers at the Safe Harbor Shelter
for battered women.

Angie, can you help me with dessert?

Since when do you help with dessert?

I'm inspired by their love.

you inspired by love? In the kitchen.

So I think I got a good read on Lindsay.
Me too. I think she's really

sweet and she loves my dad.

She loves my dad.

She's in it for the money, Angie. She's
lying through her teeth.

What? You don't know that.

Angie, I played enough poker to spot
someone's tail. Every time she said

something that wasn't true, she was
playing with her earring.

I love your dad, Victor, for his heart.

You have amazing taste, Angie. I saw
your sample book. She was like that.

That's when I knew she was lying.

I think you're way off base about
Lindsay.

Am I?

What are you doing? Don't worry about
what I'm doing. Worry about your own

George.

I'm going to prove to you she wasn't
telling the truth. I can't believe you

for that.

or anything, I think she's being
sincere.

You know what, Angie? You're right.

Why can't I believe people?

How was that? Was that sincere?

Hello?

Yes, is this a safe harbor shelter for
battered women?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that was an
aggressive tone.

Yes, I'm trying to reach Lindsay
Cafferty. She volunteers there on

Thursdays.

Aha! I knew it. She's a lying gold
digger. Oh, no, not you. You didn't do

anything.

No, no, no. You don't have anything
coming to you.

What's going on in here?

Vic, I called the shelter where Lindsay
says she volunteers. They never heard of

her. I just thought you should know.

That's impossible.

Why would she lie to me?

Lindsay? May I speak to you?

Coming, Papi.

George just called the shelter and they
said they've never heard of you.

Do you work there or not?

I can't believe you don't trust me.

I need to know where you were.

Okay, you have to know.

Fine. Tuesdays and Thursdays, I've been
taking Spanish lessons so I could say my

wedding vows to you in your language.

Pero ahora arruinaste mi sorpresa.

Oh, she's good. She's like that.

Oh, Lindsay, I'm so sorry.

Maybe we're not ready to get married if
you don't trust me.

No, Lindsay.

Lindsay,

wait. What did he say? What the... What
the hell is wrong with you?

Yesterday you told me to trust my
instinct about Lindsay and now you're

her of lying?

Vic, man, she was touching her ear. Oh,
she's an ear -toucher.

So I can't marry her now.

Stay out of my life.

You know it is more so.

Well, you totally misread that one.

Something's not right with her, Angie.
Trust me, I know women.

Oh, yeah?

Then what am I thinking right now?

That I'd like to be mad at George, but I
can't because he's too damn hot.

I must turn away.

I must flee the room or surrender myself
to him.

But one last thing, Faye.

So how did you know that Lindy was
lying?

She pulled her ear, man. She's got a
tail, dude. Everybody does.

I don't have a tail.

Dude, you giggle every time you get good
cards. No, I don't.

Oh, damn it! I had a full house! Golly!

Hey, what was Lindsay's lie, anyway?

That she volunteered in a battered
women's shelter.

Oh, that was her story?

She's cheating.

Well, how do you know?

Because the lie was too big. You don't
know how many times I have told married

guys I've been dating, keep it simple.

Say you have to work late, or... You got
stuck in traffic, or you have to pick

up milk on your way home.

Oh, jeez, I didn't realize how late it
is.

Well, where are you going?

Pick up some milk.

You know what?

Penny's right.

You ever seen the show Cheaters?

They follow people around with a hidden
camera, catch them in big lies.

They're always cheating.

That's why I'm a bachelor.

No woman's ever gonna two -time me.

Dude, no woman's ever going to one -time
you.

You should call that show and have them
investigate Lindsay.

Well, you know, I got to do something,
but I'm not going to embarrass Vic on

I'll just hire a private investigator.

Yeah, that's got to cost you like $400 a
day. Cheaters pays you. You know, as

you were saying that, I was thinking
about cheaters.

Here's the waivers.

I'm Joey Greco. Thanks for coming to
Cheaters. Listen,

I only have a few minutes. What's your
story? Well, we think a friend of ours

getting cheated on, and we need proof.

How long do you think she's been
cheating on you?

Oh, it's not me, man. We really are here
for a friend.

Guys, this show's not called Friends of
Cheaters.

We're done.

Oh, okay.

I'm the one who's getting cheated on. I
didn't want to say anything because I'm

embarrassed. This never happened to me.

Joey, I love her so much.

Take it easy.

We'll follow your girl around with
cameras.

We'll show you what we find.

If she is having an affair, you'll get
to confront her on TV.

All right.

But tell your censor to be ready,
because I'm going to go off.

I knew you were cheating on me. You
and... All right.

I'm going to need some more information
about him.

Oh, yeah. Her name is Lindsay Cafferty.

She's my fiancée.

Like you're a catch, man. Is your
girlfriend that hot?

You tell me.

That's her.

Oh.

Whatever, I don't even like blondes.

But your fiancée's blonde.

Yeah, and would I be here if we weren't
having problems?

George,

George, George.

The crew... from cheaters just pulled
up.

I can't wait to see what they found.

Why are you squinting?

Dude, are you wearing makeup?

I want to look good on TV.

But I got some mascara in my eye. It
burns like hell, George.

What are the trendy 911?

We're not going to be on TV, man. We're
going to get the evidence for Vic and

then we're going to bail out.

Hey, George. Hey, Joey. Are you ready to
do this?

Yeah. Okay.

Right here.

Roll.

I guess it's time to know the truth.

We started following Lindsay a few days
ago.

Now we're... Oh, Angie, what are you
doing here?

The caterer had to cancel.

Why is there a camera crew here?

Is it the whole makeover show?

Who's this?

This is my sister, Angie.

Angie, it's time you knew. I thought my
fiance, Lindsay, was cheating on me, so

I called cheaters to get to the bottom
of it.

I don't believe you. You are such an
idiot.

No, you are booger -faced monster
sisters, huh?

Okay, we followed Lindsay for a few
days. At first, we thought you had

to worry about.

And then she met this man.

That's daddy.

So your fiancé is cheating on you with
your dad.

He's family, man. We're cool with that.
What else you got?

I've seen enough.

Why are you pushing this? Why can't you
just admit you were wrong about Lindsay?

Look, Angie, I was trying to make your
dad feel better, and he tore up his

prenup because of me, so we have to know
for sure. Excuse me.

But she met another man.

Oh, no.

You were right.

Oh, no, not... the cheaters guys again

You're going to kill him.

You could just blurt it out, break his
heart, and take a picture of him.

That's the Lopez way.

You are not going to believe what just
happened.

Let's make it a game. I bet I can top
you.

I just spent three hours on the phone
with your mother.

Really? I didn't know you two were
talking.

Well, I didn't want her to hear from
someone else that I was... getting

again. But after I told her, she broke
down and said she made a mistake leaving

me. Can you believe it?

She even asked me to take her back.

That's great!

Is it?

I mean, I realized I'd never stop loving
Emelina.

But I love Lindsay, too. Who do I
choose?

Emelina.

But if I go back to Emelina, it's going
to

devastate Lindsay.

You might be surprised, Vic.

She's pretty flexible.

It's wonderful, but it's terrible at the
same time.

Daddy, I know Lindsay is young and
pretty, but what you have with Mommy is

much deeper.

Don't throw that away.

Well, one thing is for sure. We have to
put the wedding on hold.

Angie, would you call the caterer and
everyone for me? Done.

Hey, George.

There's no way I can get an impartial
answer from my daughter.

Am I a fool to go back to a woman who
cheated on me?

Well, you're going to have to get over
that one way or another.

What do you mean?

Nothing. Emelina's lucky to have you,
man. You're a great guy.

George, you're lying.

I know your tail.

Dick, I don't have a tail. Oh, yes, you
do.

You look away, cut your head, and say
something nice to me.

That is an excellent observation. You
are a bright man.

All right.

Out with it.

Look, I didn't trust Lindsay, so I
called this TV show that follows people

around.

They found her cheating on you, man.
It's all on tape.

You forgot to look away and cock your
head.

I know, man. I'm sorry, Vic.

I don't believe it.

She was lying to me the whole time.

Forget her, Vic. You're getting that
Melina back, man. The love of your life,

mother of your children. Hey, owner of
half your stuff.

You can get some good clothes back.

You know, I do really miss her.

Hey.

Thank you for having my back on this
one.

You got it, man.

You know, it's hard to admit, but I was
always worried that I wouldn't be able

to keep Lindsay satisfied.

What?

Vic, if anybody can, you can, brother.
You're a stud.