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Hey, Ovi, I'll take a beer. Hey, you
okay?
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I've been better.
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Man, I can't believe the boss
embarrassed you like that in front of
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Hey, say no more.
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Oh, it's almost showtime.
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Can I have a beer, please?
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Hey, Veronica.
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All right, I'm going to stop you right
there.
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This is the last time I'm going to tell
you, Ernie. I am not going out with you.
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I'm not attracted to you. Get out. Over
me.
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Charlie, I'm not here for you.
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I'm here to meet a blind date.
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Conceited.
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George, that's why I'm wearing my lucky
jacket from high school.
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But I live rhythm nation. What's with
the shoulder pads?
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Did Janet Jackson have a garage session?
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No,
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I'm wearing... this jacket because it
makes my shoulders look good. See, we
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on the internet and I might have
exaggerated my build.
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Those internet things never work out if
you lie.
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That's why I always try to undersell
myself.
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How?
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Hey, George, keep an eye out for a
bombshell. She's carrying a flower just
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me.
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stole your bombshell flower and gave it
to that big chick.
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I think she looks nice.
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That's the right attitude.
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She's in your league. This is your shot,
Ernie.
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Step up to the plate. Before she licks
it clean.
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Mom! Hi, Helen.
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It's me, Ernie.
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Oh, I'm not Helen.
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Well, I'm sure you are.
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I'm touching roses.
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No.
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I'm holding this for Helen.
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She's in the bathroom.
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I'll get her for you. No, look.
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I know I'm not exactly what you
expected.
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But I meant everything I said in those
emails.
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I'm looking for a soul mate.
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My heart's an open book and you can read
it if you like.
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That is so sweet.
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Helen's going to love to hear that when
she comes out of the bathroom.
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Look, there she is.
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Hey!
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I don't believe this.
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If you really want to catch her, you
probably still can.
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George, what am I doing wrong?
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Well, for starters, you've got to stop
with your soulmate, Crack.
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Sometimes a gal just wants a man to be a
man.
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She wants a pair of big strong arms to
wrap around her and sweep her off her
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feet.
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Okay, what the hell? Let's go back to my
place, Gina.
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Oh, oh, no, God, no.
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No, I wasn't talking about me.
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Why not?
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Dude, the cobra doesn't want to bite
you. Walk away.
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No, Gina, I want to know.
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Why are you turning me down?
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You're not my type.
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I'm a man and I have a pulse.
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Well, I guess that means that I have
standards.
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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Ernie, I don't want to talk about it.
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Let's go, Lobey, and keep it coming.
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Angie.
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Date night.
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I didn't forget that was tonight.
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I treasure our us time.
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Look, I had a horrible day. I'm still
stuck at work with Ernie.
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Why can't I find a woman to love me?
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Ernie, stop yelling that into the
ladies' room. That's sexual harassment.
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I'll see you soon, baby.
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I have to go. You gonna be okay here by
yourself?
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Why not?
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I'm used to being by myself.
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I might as well face the fact going to
be by myself for the rest of my life.
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going to die in my apartment alone.
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Okay, dude, take it easy.
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I'm so sorry I had to work through date
night.
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I can't believe I missed my chance to go
out with someone who looks as amazing
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as you do.
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You think it's okay to just leave me
here so you can go out drinking with the
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guys? And we're off.
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Look, I told you I had to work. I called
the factory first. They said you went
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to Thirsty's.
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Maybe I told them to tell you that
because I was out buying you a gift for
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date night.
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Yeah?
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Where is it? It's on back order. It'll
be here in a week.
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How could you forget about our date
night?
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Because I had a horrible day at work.
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Jack humiliated me in front of all the
other workers. Angie, I just wanted to
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get a beer and forget about it, okay?
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What did he do?
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I don't want to talk about it. Why not?
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Because I don't.
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When I have a bad day, I can't wait to
come home and share everything with you.
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I know. That's why. You know what you
need? You need a girlfriend.
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But you're that nice lady from the
church that you were hanging out with.
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She had a nervous breakdown. She's in a
mental hospital.
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Really? I'm sure it had nothing to do
with you.
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George, we need date night so we can
communicate with each other. If you
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talk about your problems, how can you
really deal with them? You can't just
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stuff inside.
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Yes, I can.
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Because that's the Lopez way.
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We buried things so deep inside you
don't know where they went.
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So one day your wife gets you a massage
for your birthday, the lady squeezes
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your foot and you just start crying.
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You said she hit a bone spur and it
really hurt you.
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You lived for two weeks. Did you fake
that?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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I don't believe you did that.
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Angie, because if I tell you, you just
won't let it go. I'm just trying to help
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you. Look, I don't need help, okay? I
don't want to have to open up if I don't
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want to.
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Where are you going? I'm going to
thirsty.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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This isn't about what happened at work
anymore. This is about our relationship
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and whether we have the intimacy to
share our feelings or whether you take a
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step backward in our marriage and go
have a beer.
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My vows were to love, honor, and cherish
you. I don't have to tell you nothing.
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Don't you walk out that door. You are
going to stay, and we're going to talk.
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Why? So you can break my mind like that
nice church lady you destroyed? I don't
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think so.
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Pay some of that for me. Hey, what's the
matter?
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Angie and I had a fight.
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Why do women have to talk everything to
death?
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Well, I decided I'm giving up on women.
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You know, sometimes I think my life
would be easier if I was gay.
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Yeah.
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No talking, no cuddling, just do your
business and turn on SportsCenter.
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You think that's how gay guys do it?
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That's how I do it, man.
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Dude, you just drank the worm.
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The last time you did that, you
hallucinated.
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I don't care.
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Maybe I want to hallucinate.
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Go to the realms of my mind.
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Where I'm not married to a woman who's
got to talk about everything.
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Anything happen?
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No.
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Well, just let me know if you start
feeling weird.
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Okay.
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You weren't that when I came in here.
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George.
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George.
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George.
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George. George. George.
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Wake up.
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You're missing a great game. That seed's
about to score.
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Sorry, man. I must have dozed off.
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Hey, dude. Hand me the TV guide. I want
to see who's playing the next game.
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What did you do that for? They didn't
score.
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I know.
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Here, guys.
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Try these.
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They're pretty good.
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Yeah, these are fabulous.
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Finally.
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You two are the toughest customers I've
ever had.
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Well, we just want everything to be
perfect for our special day. I mean...
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We're only getting married once, right,
Bumpy?
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Hey, man, stop it.
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Oh, somebody called Snow White because
Grumpy's on my couch.
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What's going on, man? What are you
talking about, getting married?
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He's always a little loopy when he gets
up from a nap.
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If you back out of our wedding now, I'm
going to keep the engagement ring you
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got me.
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Engagement ring?
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Don't be modest. It's beautiful.
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I am so glad you love it. I helped
George pick it out.
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It looked good on my finger, too.
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Why can't I get a man?
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So this is real?
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This is my life?
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And we're getting married?
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Yeah.
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And when we're married, it's going to be
great.
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Because it's going to be like this every
day.
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Sounds good?
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Football, beer, and best buds.
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I guess I could get used to that.
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George, I'm glad you're here. I have to
measure you for your tax.
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Oh, I know it's inseam.
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But maybe I better double -check it.
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Not now, man. I'm not in the mood.
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Well, mark the day.
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Can't always be in the mood.
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I'll tell you what.
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We'll double up tomorrow night.
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Let's get you measured.
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Can we do it later? I had a bad day at
work.
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What happened?
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I don't want to talk about it. Well,
let's just watch a game then.
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Usually I feel better if I talk things
out.
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Talking doesn't make us feel better,
okay?
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Watching sports does.
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That's the Cardenas -Lopez way.
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Lopez -Cardenas?
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Let's go, baby.
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What happened at work is still bothering
me.
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Forget about it.
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That's why we watch the game.
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I can't believe Jack humiliated me in
front of all the workers like that.
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Oh, look at that trainer rubbing Tom
Brady's thigh.
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I should have never dropped out of
massage school.
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Did you hear a word I said? Hush, I want
to see this.
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Don't hush me. If I want to talk, I'll
talk.
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At least save it until halftime.
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Yeah, right.
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Like you'll be able to listen when you
see Troy Aikman drawing X's and O's on
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the screen.
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You know, those aren't hugs and kisses
for you.
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Well, there's a TV in the bedroom. Maybe
I should go up there and watch a game.
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Maybe you should.
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Because nothing else is happening in
that bedroom tonight.
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You want to do that measurement now?
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Yeah, let's just get it over with.
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Okay.
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So, what actually happened at work?
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You don't want to hear.
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Sure I do.
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I ordered too many parts because of my
dyslexia.
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Well, that sounds like an honest
mistake.
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Well, the boss made me redo the numbers
in front of all the workers, and I felt
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like an idiot all over again.
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What do you mean, all over again? Did
someone else make you feel like an
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Well, in third grade, Mrs.
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Halstead did, but they were totally
different.
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What did she do?
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I got a problem wrong in math class, and
she made me get up and redo the numbers
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in front of all the other workers.
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I mean classmates.
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Oh, my God, breakthrough.
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I bet what happened... happened at work
affected you so much because it made you
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relive a childhood drama.
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You know what? You're right.
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You just had to talk it through with
someone.
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Yeah, well, Ernie never would have taken
the time to help me realize that.
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All he ever talks about are sports,
house music, and how he wants a free
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he ever runs into Travolta at the yogurt
stand.
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For some reason, Ernie can't be there
for you. You can always talk to me.
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Thanks.
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What's Ernie doing?
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He's okay. Don't worry about it. I'm so
glad he decided to let me come to the
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wedding. That kiss was just a stupid
mistake on my part.
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I mean, can you imagine us actually
hooking up?
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Soft skin, long hair, and all those
curves.
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No thank you.
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You're the priest?
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You look exactly like Angie's dad, Vic.
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And I sound like him, too.
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You think?
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Then don't eat the worm, Chico.
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Our grooms have written their own vows
and they'd like to share them with
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everyone.
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Ernie, when you said you wanted us to
write our own vows, I'll be honest.
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I wasn't looking forward to it.
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It's hard for me to look inside and
share what I'm feeling.
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But you helped me do that.
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And as painful as it is, it makes me a
better person.
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And I want to thank you for that.
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Why are you looking at her?
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You're marrying me.
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No, I'm not. I just realized I can't
marry you.
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I want to marry somebody I can talk to.
Wait a minute.
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I'm not even gay, man. I love Angie.
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How can you say that?
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Because he's coming out of his
hallucination.
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What hallucination?
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Oh, you think a dancing worm is normal?
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Look at me.
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I'm at Thirsty's?
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What happened?
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I had this weird hallucination, but it
helped me realize something.
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What?
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Talking to your wife is not a waste of
time.
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I don't understand.
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Exactly, man. That's why I'll never
marry you.
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leave you walked out on me like that. We
need to finish talking.
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I know.
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Because if I don't talk to you about
what's going on in my life, I'll never
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able to deal with it.
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Don't you say what you think I want to
hear.
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No, I believe it now.
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Angie, let's go home and I'll tell you
all about what happened at work.
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Are you serious?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, you smell so good.
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And bra straps, which mean hello.
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You know, I feel kind of bad because I
was eavesdropping, but it was nice of
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to take care of your friend like that.
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Yeah, well, that's what guys do.
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Good guys.
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You know, I get off work in 20 minutes.
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Seeing anyone?
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No.
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I've been killing myself trying to find
the right woman to start a relationship
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with, but I'm just giving up.
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I should just go for a cheap one
-nighter.
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You know, you'd be surprised.
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Sometimes that's all a woman wants, too.
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Yeah?
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Well, I'm never going to find one of
those.
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