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Got it. Yeah, I got it.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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That's perfect.
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Fire it up, George.
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Wait.
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I want to say something to you.
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Ernie, you were there when I met Angie.
And you were there when...
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We got married. You were there for the
birth of my kids, and now you're here
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the biggest moment of my life.
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Hey, that's what friends are for,
George.
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All right, you were there when I, uh...
You know, for my, uh... What about the
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time that... Let's just watch the TV.
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What is it?
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I don't know. I hooked everything up
right.
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What if it's defective?
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It's perfect.
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All I wanted was a big screen TV with
surround sound.
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Can't I be happy once?
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Damn it, what is it? George Lopez time.
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Hey, George, are the batteries in the
remote?
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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Hey,
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don't start the movie yet, all right?
I'm going to go make some popcorn.
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George, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sorry, we don't talk in the media room.
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The only people who speak here are Clint
Eastwood and those people begging not
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to be killed by Clint Eastwood.
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Look at that picture, Angie.
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H .V.
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That's just beautiful.
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This really makes you happy, doesn't it?
I never thought I'd be able to buy
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something like this when I was growing
up, Angie.
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Thanks for letting me have this.
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Uncle George?
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Hey, Veronica, what's up?
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Hey. How's college?
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It's the best thing I've ever done. You
were totally right.
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See, you didn't go to college. That's
why you don't realize I'm right most of
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the time.
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Check out what I did with Carmen's old
room. This is the George Lopez home
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theater experience.
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The George is
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listening.
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Honey, wouldn't this TV be great in our
bedroom? We could watch movies in bed.
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No way. You got enough distractions in
the bedroom already.
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I don't want to say nothing, but you've
kind of been off your game lately.
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Okay. The thing is, Veronica's trust
fund has just been frozen. One of her
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relatives is contesting her mom's will.
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So, I'm totally going to run out of
money, and I totally need a place to
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And I was thinking, since we have this
extra room...
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George.
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Well, why don't you totally get a job?
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I mean, they froze your assets, not your
ass.
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Uncle George, I can't work full -time
and still go to all my classes, and
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the one who said it was important for me
to go to college.
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Here's the thing.
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You're not ending world hunger, okay?
It's a fashion school, so let's stop
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dropping the college bombs.
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Uncle George, I've got nowhere else to
go.
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My God, if you want me to beg, I'll beg.
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Please?
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That's how I beg.
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You know, why don't you give us a few
minutes to talk about this? Aunt Angie
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I really need to talk this through.
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No!
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The lowrider.
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The lowrider gets a little higher.
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You can't just drown me out.
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That's the beauty of this system, Angie.
Now I can.
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I'll lay down cover for you. Make a
break for the door. Angie, go, go, go.
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Go!
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Come on, Angie. Look, I like Veronica.
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But I already did the parenting thing
with her once. If she moves in, I'm
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to end up raising another kid.
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We won't be raising her. She's 21.
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She's got her own life.
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But we're just down to the boy.
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In a few years, he'll be gone.
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Then he'll just be...
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Me and you. You in your room researching
bed and breakfast that I'll never go
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to.
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Me in here watching movies with a door
shut. Isn't that the life we always
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wanted together?
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I don't care where you put your big
screen TV.
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But she is family and she's going to
stay in this room. End of discussion.
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End of discussion.
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Damn, all right. She can stay here.
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But that doesn't mean that you won.
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I know I didn't.
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And I didn't give in. Of course you
didn't.
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Hey, and don't walk away from me. That's
not what I'm doing at all.
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The team leader.
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You know what today is?
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Oh, man.
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I'm sorry, I forgot. I just thought
getting a card with cheap in it, Angie,
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whatever it is.
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We promised to visit her in jail.
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Right. Hey, this is gonna be tough on
her.
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She hasn't had a birthday without booze
or men since she was eight.
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Is Veronica up yet?
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No.
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She's up late every night. She sleeps in
every morning. I've been able to watch
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my big screen in a week.
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Well, maybe we can rent a movie and
watch it tonight in the living room.
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On what, a 27 -inch?
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What am I, a caveman?
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Why don't we just watch fire?
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Hey, look who's up. Yeah, sorry. I was
talking to my boyfriend all night.
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You have a boyfriend?
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Mm -hmm. Why didn't you tell me about
him?
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Well, we just started going out.
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Dad, there's some dude in the bathroom.
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Should I get the bat?
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Sorry, little buddy, I should have
locked the door.
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Who the hell are you?
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Uncle George and Aunt Angie. This is
Mike, my professor from the Fashion
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Institute. I mean, my boyfriend.
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I have to use this thing, Matt.
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Nice to meet you, Mike Langworthy.
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I know this is awkward and everything.
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Yeah, stick around and see how awkward
it gets.
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Well, I'll call you later.
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That's a hell of a TV you've got
upstairs.
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Okay, what's wrong with you? You don't
bring some older guy to spend the night
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in my house. You've only been here a
week and you're pulling this? What are
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thinking? He was drinking and I didn't
want him to drive home and you guys were
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asleep so I thought you'd want him to
stay here. Not now.
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Angie, we'll deal with your screwed up
family later.
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We gotta get to the jail for my mom's
birthday party.
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Okay, Mom, we got you a cake, huh?
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Make a wish.
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Let's see, I'm about to go on trial for
an armed robbery that my ex -boyfriend
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committed. Oh, yesterday, I washed
underwear for 600 women.
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And my cellmate, Dee Lousing, didn't
take.
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I wish for a pony.
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a lot of stuff, Mom, but we did get you
a present.
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Now, we know you're gonna get out, but
in case you don't, some chalk, huh?
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You can draw a door on the wall and you
can escape.
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You know, in your mind.
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Put Veronica on.
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Oh, you know, honey, it warms my heart
that you came all the way down here to
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visit your grandmother -in -law.
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What do you say we tap into your trust
fund and pay my bail?
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Oh, just think about it.
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What would Jesus do?
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My trust fund's frozen. I can't get any
money. I'm living with these guys again.
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Oh, yeah?
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If you're so broke, how'd you get that
diamond tennis bracelet?
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Do you like it?
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It's new. My boyfriend bought it for me.
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Let's see.
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What do you call a girl who goes out
with an older guy because he gives her
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things?
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It's on the tip of my tongue. It rhymes
with rostitude. Uncle George, that is
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not why I'm seeing him, okay? He's
mature. He likes being with me. He makes
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happy. I can see whoever I want anyway.
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Hey, not in my house. He's not spending
the night again.
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You would rather he take me to some
sleazy motel? I'll make the reservation.
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Mom, where do you usually go?
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Wait a minute. George, he's buying her
expensive things and he won't take her
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back to his place?
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She's seeing a married man.
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Tell me you're not seeing a married guy.
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Prostitute, that bitch.
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I just want to thank you. I didn't think
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you could make my birthday fun, but this
is pretty great.
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Upstairs. Are you guys going to talk
about Veronica's thing for married guys?
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Upstairs. Just so you know, I'm in a
relationship.
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I'm thinking about marrying her.
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Does that do anything for you?
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Max, you're not into guys who walk
funny.
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I don't walk funny. Hey, look at that.
You do, huh?
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Don't you realize dating a married man
twice your age is going to blow up in
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your face? I'm tired.
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of dating guys my age.
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They play games and I wind up getting
hurt.
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At least with Mike, I know it's not
serious.
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We're just having fun. It's casual.
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And what about Mike's wife? Is she
having fun too?
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Oh, his wife doesn't get him anymore.
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She has trust issues.
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Every time he's working late, she thinks
he's cheating.
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Maybe next time you're hiding under the
bed, you can slide out and explain it to
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her.
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Uncle George, I can handle it, okay?
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No, you can't. You're in way over your
head.
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Look, I told you we'd end up raising
another kid, and we can't even punish
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by sending her to a room because then
she has high def and surround sound.
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I mean, I guess I could program it to
two -channel stereo, but then everybody
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loses.
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Dude, leave my niece alone, man. You're
married.
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And why do you have a suitcase?
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I just left my wife.
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I love you, Veronica.
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Now nothing stands between us being
together.
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There is one thing.
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All
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right,
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that's enough. I'm getting rid of this
guy right now. No, they're talking it
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out. If it gets out of control, then we
intervene.
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You love this.
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What are you talking about? All the
drama.
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You love being surrounded by crazy
people so you can fix them.
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Because you're the drama queen, and this
is your kingdom.
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I know you're upset, but you're starting
to annoy me.
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And that be what? More drama?
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Hmm, good news for the queen.
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Is everything okay?
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Yes. I told him he was taking things too
seriously, and I want it out.
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See, I said I would handle it, and I
did. It's over.
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Then why are you still on my yard?
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Not my boyfriend.
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Not my problem.
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George, we should do something about
this. I'll turn that sprinkler down. No!
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We should go talk to him.
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Oh, but of course.
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After you, my queen.
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Are you all right?
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Not really.
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I know your eyes are all bleary with
tears and all, but the gate's right over
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there.
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I don't know what to do.
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You just lift up the latch and the door
opens.
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I think...
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you should go back to your wife and tell
her you made a terrible mistake and try
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to work things out.
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I don't want to go back.
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I love Veronica.
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I guess you just need time to process
this. Take all the time you need.
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We'll leave you alone.
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Can I turn the sprinklers on now? Fire
away.
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It's Mike again.
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And the machine is full.
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I'm going to talk to this fool.
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No, maybe if we just ignore him, he'll
go away.
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I mean, he can't keep this up for
another week.
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Look.
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What the hell?
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Some bunny still loves you.
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Man, I told Carl to ship and I'm
straight.
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I gotta stop wearing those blue pants,
Angie. It's not fair to him.
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Apparently, he can't quit me.
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This is from Mike. He was here in our
yard.
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This is getting scary.
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Veronica, this guy's not getting the
message.
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Oh, my God. Please tell me this is
stuffed and not Mike in a bunny suit.
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I didn't think of that.
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Mike, are you in there?
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Mike?
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It's stuffed, or I got him.
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I don't know how to get rid of him.
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I mean, I dropped his class, but he
keeps calling me, sending me emails,
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following me around campus.
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It's freaking me out.
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It's Mike.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You don't take his calls. You got to cut
them off clean.
259
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But I'm trying to get him to understand
that it's over.
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Every time you talk to him, you're just
encouraging him. You got to get inside
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the stalker's mind.
262
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I knew this guy who was so in love with
this woman, he followed her to work.
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Left notes on her car, camped out at her
house.
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I finally had to say, look, if you don't
knock this off, Ernie, you're going to
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go to jail.
266
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,000
That was a really uncomfortable summer
for me.
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It's him again. Let me answer it. No, I
don't need your help with this, okay,
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Uncle George? I can take care of Mike
myself.
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Mike, you have to stop calling me.
270
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Would you throw this thing out?
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See, I'm not going to waste this.
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What are you doing?
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Happy birthday, Angie.
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Love, George.
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I'm going to put this in the closet.
Now, that doesn't mean you're not going
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get the diamond earrings you asked for.
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But you're not.
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Last time I'm going to tell you, I never
want to speak to you again. It's over.
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Don't say it's over.
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Get out of here.
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I'm not going anywhere until we work
this out.
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What the hell are you doing here? This
is none of your business. My niece, my
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business. Take your hands off me. Look,
there's not going to be any fighting.
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Just relax, all right? Talk about this
like true civil life.
285
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I just lost the element that's the
price. Call 911.
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00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,020
Why, Auntie, why did this have to
happen?
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Honey, you did what you had to do.
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It just hurts that I couldn't protect
her.
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It didn't hurt anyone.
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You were just hanging there minding your
own business.
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up the guy who was threatening your
niece. You're a hero.
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The cops are about to leave.
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I can still hear a movie.
294
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Thanks for all your help, officer.
295
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So, Mike's gonna be in jail for a couple
of days, and I can get a restraining
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order tomorrow.
297
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:31,450
Well, I hope you learned your lesson.
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You don't get to say that.
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00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,570
You didn't throw down with some British
dressmaker.
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Sewing must make your hands strong
because that dude almost choked me out.
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I hope you learned your lesson.
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I did. I'm sorry.
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And?
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And from now on, I'm living in your
house. I'll follow your rules.
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And?
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And?
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What? What else is there?
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I got a broken plasma screen.
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And you got a diamond tennis bracelet.
Guess what happens next?
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And Angie. You heard him. Hand it over.
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00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,830
What's written on your hand?
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00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,850
Oh, that's Chuck's phone number.
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Who's Chuck?
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The cop who just left.
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That guy's got to be 35 years old.
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Relax, Uncle George. He's not married.
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He's separated from his wife and he's
six weeks sober.
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No one told me we were watching
Veronica.
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I want a part.
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