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So glad you're home.
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Can you ever forgive me, George?
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No.
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When my mom and I had that fight, I told
you one of us had to go.
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You took her side.
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Not gonna work.
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Look at the lace.
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What do I have to do to make it up to
you, honey?
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I don't know if you can, Angie.
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You mean I have to leave our own house
and go live with Ernie? Well, I'll do
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anything.
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Anything.
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I have something in mind.
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Remember our weekend at the lake?
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Remember our song?
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Thank you.
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and Angie Song.
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I'll be all right. We just had a fight.
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She doesn't get that I can't live with
my mom anymore.
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Not if she's gonna treat me like crap in
my own house.
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Yeah. Hey, you don't need anybody
bringing you down.
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It's important that you feel good about
yourself.
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Oh, no. Not the motivational tapes
again.
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My morning ritual.
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You are a confident, healthy man.
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Women find you irresistible.
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I am a confident, healthy man.
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Women find me irresistible.
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Do you have a tape that motivates you to
wear a longer robe? Because I'm tired
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of waking up to the fruit basket.
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Max, before you go, can you take the
trash out?
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That's Dad's job.
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Well, you can do it until he comes home.
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If he comes home. Max!
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Just temporary.
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Your father's coming home.
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Yeah? Jimmy Peterson's father said he
was leaving for a day and he never came
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back. That's different. Jimmy's dad went
to Sweden and he came back as Jimmy's
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aunt.
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If you don't believe me, just check out
the giant bear claws on the woman who
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picks him up from school.
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Dad said he's not coming back until
Grandma leaves.
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If we can get along with her, why can't
he?
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Well, honey, sit down.
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It's not that simple.
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When your grandma moved in, it brought
up a lot of old issues with your father.
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He had a really tough childhood.
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Mainly because of your grandma.
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Not judging.
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Not listening.
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I'll tell you what.
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Until your dad comes home, you can be
the man of the house.
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Oh, Mom, don't forget, I'll be home
late. We've got that field trip today.
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To where? A strip club?
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Go change. You look like a slut. Max!
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What? I'm the man of the house.
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That's what Dad would say.
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Seriously, go change.
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All my friends know the lowrider.
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The lowrider is a little higher.
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Morning, Cardenas.
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Morning, Georgie.
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I made you some breakfast, George.
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Oh.
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Juice box, chocolate cereal, and
cartoons.
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Hey, after breakfast, you want to ride
our big wheels?
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Well, I'd have to move some stuff around
in the garage, but yeah, okay.
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Give that cereal a chance to get soggy.
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Dude, it says there's a toy airplane in
here. Did you get it out?
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She's going at that bull pretty fast.
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Don't worry.
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If it's not salty or sugary, she'll spit
it out.
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All right, because her eyes just closed
and her head went down.
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Oh, yeah.
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She likes to pray after meals when she
has more energy.
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Is she still praying?
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No, she's sleeping now.
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Hey, after work today, I'll clear out
half my closet so you can put your suits
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in there.
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Thanks, but I won't be here that long.
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Pretty soon my mom will drive Angie
crazy and she'll be begging me to move
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What if it takes longer than you think?
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I don't care.
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Look, I think I can take living here
longer than Angie can take living with
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mom.
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That's all right, Dad. I got it.
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What's that bell for? Oh, she's done
eating. That's her bathroom bell.
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I'm done eating, too.
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I tried leaving early this morning.
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You want to give me a hand?
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I like to pray after I eat, too.
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Thank you.
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So, how's life at Ernie's?
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If it's not work -related, I'm not
talking to you.
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Fine. I'm just here because I need for
you to sign this.
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What happened to your back?
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Ernie stepped out for a minute, the bell
rang, and I didn't lift with my legs.
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Well,
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I'm having a good time at your house.
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Get back to work, Mom.
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Yeah, I'm just sitting around with my
feet up, letting Angie make all the
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decisions.
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Did you come up with that last night
when you were spooning with Ernie?
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That was an accident.
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But at least I can keep a man in my bed.
That's right.
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When Ernie gets up to go to the bathroom
in the middle of the night, he comes
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back.
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Yeah?
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Oh, yeah, sure, baby, no problem.
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All right, I'll see you after work.
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I knew it! Pack your bags, bat!
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What'd she say?
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She wants me to come home tonight. I
knew she couldn't take living with you.
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She can't kick me out.
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Where am I gonna stay?
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How about the zoo?
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They'll give you a bucket of food till
they figure out what you are, tag your
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ear, be nice.
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The fight's over.
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Your mom caved and said she needed me.
So I said, I won. Excuse me.
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But she says when you guys fight, nobody
wins because you could both be right in
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your own way.
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That there's what we call loser talk.
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I'm back.
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Who missed their daily dose of vitamin
G?
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Oh, hey, honey.
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I get it.
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You don't want to hug me because you're
afraid you won't be able to stop
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yourself.
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You missed this.
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You need this. You got to, got to have
this.
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That's what you need to need to tell
yourself.
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You staying for dinner? I'll set you
another plate.
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What do you mean if I'm staying for
dinner? There's already four plates
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I thought you were kicking my mom out.
You said you wanted me home.
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I do. I wanted to give you this.
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Clean the gutters, change the furnace
filter. What the hell is this?
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Your chores. They've been piling up
since you've been gone.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Look, I've made a stand. Angie, you
don't do chores once you've made a
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You are still part of this family.
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And just because you're being stubborn
doesn't mean you don't have
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responsibilities. Look.
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I'm trying to force you to choose
between me or my mom. If I do these
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the only leverage I'll have would be the
good stuff. Watch out. Wait for the
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twins.
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Circular. I'm going to put it in
reverse. Watch out. Beep, beep, beep.
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Honey, you know I want you back.
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Maybe a little less after that, but I
do.
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Then why are you taking her side?
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I'm not. I'm not taking her side.
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I want you home. The only thing keeping
you away is you.
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No, the only thing keeping me away is
the way my mom treats me.
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Actually, I can't live with her
disrespecting me. Well, it's not easy
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us. But her house burnt down, and you
know she's afraid to live alone.
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But you can't just put her out on the
street.
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The bars close at 2.
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The sun comes up at 6.
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We're talking about four hours of her
just fighting up weirdos in the park.
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is going to live here.
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Fine, then I'm not.
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Then... I guess there's nothing left to
talk about.
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Carmen! Mac! Dinner!
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Fine, then I'll go.
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You're leaving again?
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I thought you won.
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I did win. I'm just going over to
Ernie's to celebrate for a couple days.
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watching. Why are we doing this? Because
we are a happy family and he needs to
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see what he's missing out on.
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helping me get my mom out of the tub.
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Listen, tell her I'm sorry, man. When
she slipped, I just reached out.
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I still don't know what I grabbed.
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Dude, it's not your fault.
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Yeah, I know, but I shouldn't have
yelled, oh, gross, it feels like
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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If you're still here next week, I'll get
my dad to help me wash her.
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Yeah, well, the way things are going, I
probably will be here next week.
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Hey, don't take it so hard.
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Man, the kids were eating dinner,
laughing, having a good time. It didn't
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matter that I wasn't there.
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Hey, George, I bet deep down they miss
you.
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Shouldn't have looked like it.
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Hey, I can't have a sad sack in here.
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Read the sign.
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Watch out.
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supposed to do hey be a man move out you
gotta get your own apartment i don't
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know come on look i just moved out of my
house because the way my mom was
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treating me you can do this yeah but
this is different all right my mom needs
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my dad can't take care of her by himself
look i don't know a lot about
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psychology but i know it can't be
healthy for a man to see his mom naked
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Saved a lot of money living at home. Get
a nurse to help her around. A male one.
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Somebody that works out.
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And it wouldn't hurt if he had a
forklift.
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If I had my own place, I could play my
music whenever I wanted to.
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Watch my own shows.
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Be loud when I get freaky with my dates.
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And that's another thing. I want a date.
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So move on.
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I'll help you find an apartment.
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You'd do that for me, George?
Absolutely.
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I'll even stay with you, bro, till you
get on your feet.
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Hey, you know what?
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get my own
place.
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That's what I'm talking about. I'll have
to be hard. Yeah.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna start right now.
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I'm gonna turn on some...
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right thing, George?
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Hell yeah.
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You're going to love living here. Hey,
did you see that girl by the pool?
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You should go down there and talk to
her.
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The one in the bikini?
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I don't stand a chance with her.
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Not the hot one, the pasty one next to
her with the giant mole.
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Oh, I didn't see her.
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I'll unpack.
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You go talk to her.
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I don't know.
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I never know how to start a
conversation.
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It's easy.
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than you started to be.
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Wave like a man, twinkle fingers.
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All right, now you're the creepy guy
upstairs.
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Maybe I should call my parents.
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Ernie, it hasn't even been a day.
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I know, but it didn't end so good.
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My dad called me an ungrateful son, and
my mom, she was so hurt, she wouldn't
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even roll over so I could say goodbye to
her face.
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Maybe she started. Maybe you left before
she got around.
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Look, give them time, man. They'll get
over it.
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Yeah, but what if they don't?
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I don't have anyone else in my life.
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Yeah, you do. You got me.
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We're like brothers, man, more than
that.
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You and I are blood brothers, man.
That's a bond that nothing can break.
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Hello, Angie?
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Okay, I'll be right there.
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Something happened to Max at school.
He's all right, but I got to go home.
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are you taking your suitcase?
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Dude, it's my son.
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I'm not coming back. Family's all you
got.
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You are a confident, healthy man.
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Women find you irresistible.
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I am a confident, healthy man.
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Women find me irresistible.
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You are a leader.
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You are a force to be reckoned with.
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You are the master of your own destiny.
I am a leader.
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I am a force to be reckoned with.
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