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You know what? This is great. The Hudson
Inn had a cancellation, and we can
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renew our wedding vows April 20th.
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No, Angie, you know it's tax time. I
don't think the IRS would appreciate
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somebody on a payment plan throwing a
huge wedding.
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You're on a payment plan?
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You said do the taxes. I did the taxes.
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Well, how much do we owe?
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Not much, but for a very long time.
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Well, okay. Then how about May?
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The Botanical Gardens has an opening.
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I think it would be so beautiful if we
got remarried surrounded by flowers.
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Angie, you know my mom's allergic to
bees.
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Oh, we renew our love. Your mom gets
dung and her throat closes up.
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That's a perfect day for me.
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George, why is your boss outside with a
bottle of champagne?
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Hey.
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Jack, what are you doing here?
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I got great news.
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The judge bought your cold medicine
store and you got out of your DUI?
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I wish. I had to walk over here.
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Oh, George, Angie.
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I'm in love.
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I met the woman of my dreams and I'm
getting married.
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Jack, that's great.
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Yeah, congratulations.
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Angie, I want you to plan the wedding.
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Me? Really?
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Oh, I'm honored.
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That's terrific.
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You got two weeks.
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Two weeks.
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Is that how long it takes the boat to
get here from the Philippines?
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Jack, I don't know if that's enough time
to put together a wedding. My fiancé's
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mom is real sick.
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She doesn't have a lot of time. Of
course, we want her to be there, so
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Okay, Jack. For you, I will throw a
wonderful wedding. But I'm getting
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busy now that I'm listed first in the
phone book.
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Oh, don't say it. Thank you for
choosing... Angie's wedding.
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Am I tired of hearing that? I am.
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Come on, Jack, let's have a cigar and
celebrate outside.
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Great. If you want me, Angie, I'll be
out here.
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What do you think?
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I think she has no idea we just set her
up to plan her own wedding vow renewal.
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All right, so what's the next step?
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Well, I'll find out everything Angie
likes, then you ask for it like it's for
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your own wedding.
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And that way, I'll surprise her with the
ceremony of her dreams.
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You know, George, I've lied to my share
of women, never to do something nice.
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Yeah, I am a billionaire.
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No. If that camera was running, the red
light would be on.
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Afterwards, I'll take you to dinner any
place you want.
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I just want to thank you for helping me
out, Jack. And after the wedding, let me
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take you to dinner any place you want.
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That's nice, George.
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I can still get you into bed.
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Want to see me, George? Oh, yeah. Hey,
Jackie.
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Here's a list of stuff Angie wants for
the ceremony.
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Now, when you come over to the house
tonight, just pretend like this is the
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stuff that you want.
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Gallantly. Candles. That sounds
romantic.
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We can do the ceremony. When we kiss, we
finally say, I do, and the band plays
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our song.
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Uh, you sure you two want to rush into
this marriage?
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You want to explain this, please?
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Okay, Mom, if I tell you something, do
you promise to keep your mouth shut
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it? Oh, well, let's see, George.
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For 30 years, I had you thinking that
your dad was dead. So I guess I can
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whatever this little tea party secret of
yours is.
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Angie thinks she's planning Jack's
wedding, but it's really our vow
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I cannot believe you are remarrying your
wife.
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Why don't you just give Angie all of
your money and cut off your manhood in
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shame?
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Because I'm not one of your dates, Mom.
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George, what's Andy doing here? He
probably just wants to go over some
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details. No, not here.
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I don't want the people in the office to
know I'm getting married.
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But that's our cover. For your wife, not
for the people at work.
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Look, George, there's a special lady on
the floor who will be very surprised to
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learn that Jack Hammer's off the market.
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Jack Hammer.
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You're serious.
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It's a lucky lady.
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Let's get Angie in the office and we'll
keep this on the download.
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What, everybody?
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Jack's getting married!
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Congratulations, Jack!
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Angie just told me the great news.
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I'm sorry, ma 'am. I just couldn't give
you that raise.
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Why don't we talk in the office, Angie?
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Oh, come on, shorty.
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I'm still your boo.
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And I realized, I don't know what kind
of flowers Jack's fiancée likes.
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In fact, I don't know anything about
her. What's her name?
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Oh, it's a beautiful name, Angie. It's
Del.
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Del?
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Yeah, like the actress, Delarice. Oh,
what's her last name?
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Larice.
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Isn't that weird?
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Well, can I have Del's number?
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Oh, no, she's really busy, Angie. If you
have any questions about the wedding,
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you know, just ask Jack, because he
knows everything she wants. Oh, okay.
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Well, what kind of flowers does she
like? Oh, she likes calla lilies and
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and a band to play our song after we
kiss.
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You know, live music is going to be more
expensive than a DJ.
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Oh, I don't care. I'm in love. Money's
no object.
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Get a 20 -piece orchestra.
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Doves. Lots of doves.
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Yeah. Well, if I know Del or Reese, and
I do, she'll be happy with just a small
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band and whatever local birds really
just happen to be flying by.
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You know what? I can't plan a wedding
until I talk to the bride.
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Can you and Del come over tomorrow
around 7?
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All right.
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Yeah, Jack, bring her around 7.
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Yeah, well, I don't know where she is
right now, George.
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You could make some calls, man, and find
her.
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That reminds me, I gotta pick up a case
of that scotch that she likes to drink
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while she's watching boxing.
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She also likes cigars. Tell her not to
push it.
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You know, the place Jack's getting
married has an opening six weeks later.
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would be perfect for our vow renewal. It
overlooks the ocean in Malibu. It's so
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beautiful. What do you think?
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Yeah, you know, that sounds like a good
idea, Angie.
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Waiters carrying around trays of shrimp
cocktail fighting off hundreds of
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starving seagulls.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs.
George Lopez.
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Oh! Oh, my God, my eyes!
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The seagulls have carried off the bride!
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Why don't you just have the guts to say
you don't want to remarry me? Angie,
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that's not true.
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Yes, it is.
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And you shoot down every one of my
ideas.
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Why does it have to be everything you
want?
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That's the problem with weddings. It's
always what the women want.
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I just assumed you weren't interested in
all the details.
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Why would you assume that?
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Because every time I ask you a question
about the wedding, you just roll your
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eyes. Because I was thinking.
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Ask me a question.
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Do you want the invitations on vellum or
parchment?
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Parchment. You see, you had to wait for
it.
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Since I asked you to remarry me, let me
plan the whole thing.
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Honey, that's a lot of work.
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You mean a lot of work for a man?
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Just say it.
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All I am to you is a paycheck and a guy
who goes downstairs every time you hear
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a noise.
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By the way, every time you scream out,
careful, George, you don't have a gun,
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you give the edge to the crackhead.
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If you want to do this, you can do this.
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Just promise me it'll be romantic.
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Angie, please.
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I want this!
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Wait till you see what I got planned for
Valentine's Day.
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That was last week, George. That's why I
took you out to dinner.
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Oh, wow, baby, thank you. That was so
nice of you.
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Look, you just planned Jack's perfect
wedding, and you let me take care of our
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perfect wedding.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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George, I got an idea about the fake
bride.
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Okay, no masseuses or hookers. Okay,
still looking.
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Jack, you're supposed to be here in half
an hour.
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Come on, man, please tell me you found a
fake wife.
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She's 80.
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Well, how bad was her stroke?
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She's supposed to taste cake. Will it
stay in her mouth?
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Okay, I'll stall Angie till tomorrow,
but you better find someone else.
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I don't get it. If Mom's planning her
real ceremony, why are we cooking sloppy
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jokes for a fake one?
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Because the crappier Mom thinks our
wedding is, the better the surprise will
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when she sees the real thing.
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Oh, so it's like our college fund. You
always joke you've spent, but when the
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time comes, it'll really be there,
right? I don't want to ruin the
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Carmen, so you kids go upstairs and
study now.
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Or not.
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Okay, my dad's bringing the rest of the
cakes for Del to taste.
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I'm glad I'm finally going to meet her.
We have so many decisions to make.
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Oh, actually, Angie, Del can't make it
tonight. She has to work.
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What? The wedding's in a week. Can't she
get off one night?
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She's a nurse for sick babies.
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Like, really sick babies. They're like
that.
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I guess you could stack them in a pile
so they could stay warm so she could
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over here and taste the cake.
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Selfish big baby -hater.
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Sorry, the wedding is coming up fast.
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Oh, I'll talk to Jack and maybe Del can
get off work tomorrow night. Okay, now
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sit down. Look, I want you to taste
something for our ceremony.
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I present our first course.
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Stuffy Joe's?
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No, Angie with buns that's firm and
tasty. Those are sloppy Georges.
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You can't serve sloppy Joes at our
reception. All our guests are going to
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dressed up.
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Way ahead of you. All our guests are
going to be wearing Hawaiian shirts and
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shorts because we're having a beach
wedding.
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You booked a place in Malibu?
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Better. I got the Shriners to give me
the parking lot. I'm getting a truckload
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of sand. It's going to be a tropical
thing you'll be left out to handle.
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Oh, this is almost as bad as the Mexican
theme at the first wedding.
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That wasn't a theme. That was my family.
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Sweetheart, this isn't exactly what I
had in mind.
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Look, I know, Angie, but now that you're
letting me plan the ceremony, I'm so
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excited and I can't wait to marry you
again. I love you.
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I guess if you're happy, then I'm happy.
Great. You know what? I need your help
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picking a wedding singer.
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I called an agency and they're going to
send some people over to audition.
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Are they at least... sing our song of
course baby trust me and it's gonna be
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beautiful hello
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my
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love there's only you in my life
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the only thing that's bright pick it up
we have a show in april
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Breath that I take.
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Every step I make.
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And I... I'm kind of hungry.
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No one else will tell me about your
eyes.
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Your eyes, John.
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You tell me how much you care.
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You tell me how much...
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I took one look at you, and every dream
came true.
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I could be crazy, but I'm not.
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A lovely melody that stirs inside of me.
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This kind of crazy hit the spot.
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This is an endless love.
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Who cares, Angie? It's magic.
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Clank in my ass.
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a huge star in front.
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You're gonna have to pay through the
nose.
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I can't decide. I can bring them all
back and they can sing again.
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Just tell Rip Taylor he's got the gig.
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Jack, was she right? I thought you were
going to pick her up. Yeah, a little
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problem there.
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What's the problem? I thought you said
your cousin would do it for $200. Well,
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when she found out we might have to kiss
a little to make it seem real, she
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freaked out.
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Apparently, it was fine when we were 13,
but now that she's married and got
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kids, it's sick.
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Angie's going to be here any second. I'm
screwed.
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I was thinking maybe I could get one of
the workers. No, Angie knows all of
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them. What about one of the temp?
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Well, that's a good idea.
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Hurry, hurry, hurry.
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What do I say to the temp?
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Offer $200 to be your wife for the
night. Hey, but don't make it sound
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Hey, honey.
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I was thinking we could take one car to
the wedding location in Malibu, huh?
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Is Del here yet?
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Yeah, she's here. She must have snuck
off with Jack to his office. Those two
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lovebirds, Angie, they can't keep their
hands off each other.
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Angie, meet my lovely fiancée, Del.
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What's up?
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It's nice to finally meet you. Oh!
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I'm sorry we're late.
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I went looking for Dell. I found him by
the loading dock.
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So, why don't we do that wedding fight,
huh?
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Whatever. Okay, honey.
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What are they about to touch?
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Traditional gal.
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Hey, no touching until the wedding
night.
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Did you just call me gal?
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Why don't we take two cars? Is that okay
with you, dude? Go, go, go.
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idea. Malibu is going to be beautiful.
Oh, I know.
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That's actually where I wanted to get
married.
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Honey, now you're not the only princess
who's having a special day.
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What? You weren't eating it.
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Del,
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I see you like that cake. Is that your
favorite?
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I don't know. Which one do you like?
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Well, the lemon's my favorite, but the
chocolate is... Lemon it is.
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Keep this moving.
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Sugar and spice and everything nice. You
hooked a good one, Jack. What's next?
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Well, if you're going to have a priest,
I need to let him know if you're
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interested in writing your own vows.
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Keep in mind, it's a way to personalize
the ceremony and say exactly what you
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feel about each other.
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Or you could just say, I do.
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You know, why don't we call it a night,
huh? If I have any more questions, I'll
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call you tomorrow.
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Fine by me.
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Good night, Jack.
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Nice to meet you, Del.
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A huge mistake. They shouldn't get
married. There's no chemistry.
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They barely even know each other.
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And you're a wedding planner, huh? Just
do the wedding.
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You've known Jack for...
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for him.
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You know, you cry for two hours after
watching Beauty and the Beast, and yet
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when it happens in your own kitchen, you
don't believe it.
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This is not just a paycheck for me.
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I like to make people's dreams come
true.
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And if they're not in love, I don't want
to marry them.
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Well, what's love got to do with
marriage anyway? Okay, hear me out.
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What about India, huh?
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Every marriage is arranged.
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Not one person in love.
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And yet they have a billion people, so
somehow it's working.
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It also proves that you can have sex
without love.
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But I'm not ready to have that argument
yet.
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I'm still putting together all the
evidence.
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George, I'm not changing my mind. It
would be a huge mistake. I'm not doing
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wedding. Hey, you won't believe this.
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Jack is in the driveway.
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He's having a fight with some dude on a
motorcycle.
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Look, not now, Mom.
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Okay, okay, but he is getting his ass
kicked.
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Look, Angie, I don't think you
understand. Okay, this is my boss.
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You can't back out now.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll do it for your boss.
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I am really disappointed in you.
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What are you talking about?
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You're just doing this to keep Jack
happy. You don't care if he's in love.
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You don't have a romantic bone in your
body.
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I'm romantic?
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I put on mood music last time we made
love.
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You put on cartoons.
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I didn't hear you complaining.
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That isn't romantic.
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00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:50,030
And neither are sloppy joes, Hawaiian
shirts, or a big fake beach in the
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Shriners parking lot.
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What the hell kind of vow renewal is
that?
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you. This is the ceremony you planned
for the woman you love?
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Thank you, Benny.
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Hey, what do you know about romance?
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You just swing on a tire till the
zookeeper brings another male into your
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You know what hurts the most? That you
don't realize what this vow renewal
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to me. It may be just a big party to
you, but to me it was supposed to be the
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beautiful wedding we couldn't afford 18
years ago.
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Angie.
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Come on, trust me, baby. It's not going
to be as bad as you think.
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It's going to be worse.
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You don't know that, Angie. Maybe I
planned something romantic.
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Yeah? Like what? Tell me.
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Tell her, George.
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That's what I thought.
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00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,750
Well, if you're not going to tell her,
George, then I will. Mom!
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I hear the bridesmaids are wearing
coconut bras and the porta -potties are
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decorated like tiki huts.
337
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,670
You know I can't go in a chemical
toilet.
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00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,350
No, Nick.
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I wrote a poem for you and Mom that I'd
like to read during the ceremony.
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00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,770
Oh, that's so nice, honey. Did you
memorize it? No.
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00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:14,630
It's down here.
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00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:15,810
Oh, that's great.
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00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:16,930
I can't wait.
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She's got a poem on a piece of paper in
her purse. You know what to do.
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00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,360
Find it, eat it.
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Good boy.
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Let me know the second she gets here.
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00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,020
Well, Del still isn't here.
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I told you this was a huge mistake.
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You know, I agree.
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That is way too much money to waste on
two people who probably shouldn't have
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gotten married in the first place.
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You'll see what I mean later. Sit down,
Bats!
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00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,900
You know, honey, you look absolutely
beautiful today.
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Of course I look beautiful.
356
00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:00,940
This whole place looks beautiful because
I planned the perfect wedding.
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Except there's no bride.
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00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,180
Where the hell is Del?
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00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:07,160
Just calm down.
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00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,200
Don't tell me to calm down. You know I
hate that.
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00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,760
Baby, relax.
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00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:13,220
Oh, that's better.
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00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,560
Let's do this before I change my mind.
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00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:21,970
You'll see what I mean later.
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00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:23,390
Why does everyone keep saying that?
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00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:25,730
You'll see in one damn minute.
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00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,630
What in the world? Cut the music.
368
00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:34,330
Cut the music.
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00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,810
Jack, what are you doing here?
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00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,550
I'm here to walk you down the aisle.
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What are you talking about?
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This is your wedding vow renewal.
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George did this all for you.
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Cue the music.
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00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:45,150
This whole time you were tricking me?
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00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:47,590
Yeah.
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00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:50,050
Oh!
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00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,450
I love you.
379
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:05,450
You know, Angie, the first time we got
married, I kept thinking, I don't
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you.
381
00:26:07,470 --> 00:26:12,210
And now after 18 amazing years, I know
that I don't.
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00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,950
I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
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00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:18,790
I love you.
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00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:26,190
You know, if you would just stop trying
to go golfing with me and realize that
385
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:32,810
it's my time away from you, we would
have the perfect marriage.
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00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:56,640
coming. I'd like to introduce you to a
good friend of mine, Robert Rodriguez
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00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640
his band.
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00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:04,260
Thank you. I want to dedicate this song
to George and Angie. You know, when I
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00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:06,080
first met them... Just shut up and play.
390
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,540
I guess the bar's open.
391
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,760
Ah, she keeps a flask in her girdle.
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00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:30,150
Thank you.
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00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:35,430
Thank you.
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