All language subtitles for george_lopez_s04e16_takes_a_stroll

Hey, what's that?

You won't believe it.

There was this box in the garage that
I've been throwing trash into for years.

Turns out it's full of stuff from when
you were a kid.

Oh, my God. Mom, my first baseball
glove. What's that? Hey, batter. What's

My pocket knife.

Hey, wait a minute.

That's my pocket knife.

I lost it in your backyard.

That loco, I lost it in the backyard.

My mom gave this to me for my eighth
birthday.

No, but look. I scratched E -C on it
right there for Ernie Cardenas.

You told me that was Eric Clapton's
pocket knife.

Eric Clapton will also take back his
retainer.

Mom, I told you it didn't fit.

And I told you to make it fit.

There's a lot of memories in here.

Oh, my God, Mom, my Chico and the Man
lunchbox.

I thought this was gone forever. Watch
it when you open. Looking good.

You know, George, some people say that
memories are priceless.

I disagree.

I'll give you the whole box for $1 ,200.

George, look, I lost some money at the
track.

I can't pay my bills.

In a couple of days, I'm going to be
sitting in the dark, no heat, no food,

hot water.

Well, then you can gamble on other
things, like how long can I live on a

of ketchup?

George!

No, Mom, that's your own fault.

I'm not going to pay you for my
childhood memories.

All right.

I'll just throw this stuff out.

Fine. I don't care.

Really?

Because you used to love me.

Mr. Bear Bear?

She already took one eye for her dress.

You know better than to come to me. No
handouts.

You know what you can do?

You can kiss me at two corner.

Hey, Mr. Bear Bear Cochino.

What's that?

This is all the stuff from my childhood.

I thought your grandma threw it out.

Where do you keep our childhood stuff?

Your mom had the storage unit downtown.

Because apparently...

was too cheap to take pictures, so I had
to draw my memory.

I'll never forget this day.

The day the sick man choked your
balloon?

It's not a balloon, that's my head.

And the sick man is my baseball coach,
Mr. Trevino.

He's hugging me after hitting the game
-winning home run.

Sweet.

Oh, cool.

Is this your mouthpiece from when he
played football?

No, that's your mom's bite guard.

Started grinding her teeth right around
the time we moved in with Grandma Benny.

You and Mom lived with Grandma?

Well, when we first got married, we
couldn't afford our own place.

You got married, but you still had to
live with your mom?

That's ghetto.

At least in the ghetto, the dogs are
outside on a chain.

Mine was inside, tucking me in at night.

You have to smoke right next to me. I'm
pregnant with your grandchild.

Why should I change my life just because
you couldn't keep them crossed?

Did you hear what she said to me?

Come on, Angie, can't you sit someplace
else? I mean, my mom's trying to relax.

What took you so long?

Oh, after work, I went over to Ernie's
mom. We wrote a new song called G .E .D.

It's like the other one. We got DUI,
except it's more of a ballad. Very slow.

I'm like that with a tear coming down.
No.

It's got a positive message, too, for
the kids, because at the end, we

instead of roll the card like the other
one.

Honey, have you thought about maybe
looking for another job after work?

Maybe something with benefits?

Come on, baby, don't do this.

I need you to believe in the band.

Those badasses is our future.

Okay, I'm going to go eat in the kitchen
where I can protect our child from

secondhand Benny.

Too bad babies don't come out of mouths
because yours is already dilated 10

centimeters.

Aren't you going to say something?

Eating.

to help me out. Where else am I going to
get a thousand bucks?

You always do this to me. I can't help
you this time. It's too much money.

You better figure out a way, or I'm
going to tell George our little secret,

I'm not bluffing this time.

Betty, you swore you wouldn't.

I wonder how mad George is going to be
when he finds out that you lied to him

for 16 years.

Let's see.

Oh, George!

Okay, okay.

I'll get you the money somehow.

Just don't say anything.

What? Don't bother me.

I'm going through my box.

organizing a field trip to Rome to see
the Vatican.

But before you say anything, it's only
$900. Airfare, hotel, everything.

Well, if you're going, you're going to
need new clothes.

And some spending money.

And since we're pretending, I bought an
Italian sports car made

out of chocolate.

Really?

What are you doing?

Show her the checkbook. We don't waste
money on ourselves.

Look at this, Carmen. $78 for the gas
bill.

$200 for school books. $1 ,000 for your
mom.

Angie, this is about that new bigger
chest we wanted for the bedroom. You

the saline one.

$1 ,000 isn't enough.

I don't want the knobs all crooked and
the drawers torn into two pieces.

It's not for that.

Then you're being selfish and you're
wasting money.

It's for our vow renewal.

But if you don't love me enough to
celebrate our love publicly, I'll

I'm sorry, baby.

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Mom, it's the bank.

Grandma's trying to cash that chick he
wrote her for $1 ,000.

But she's on their walk list.

$1 ,000?

And you gave my mom the money even after
I said no, didn't you?

If you don't love me enough to overlook
what seems to be an inconsistency in my

story, then I can't talk to you right
now.

grandma yelling.

Oh, I think she just bit a guy.

Look, I'll take care of it. Hi,

this is George Lopez.

Do not cash that check.

That old lady used to be our babysitter.

But we got some nanny cam footage of
her.

That woman's a monster.

You haven't told me one good reason why
you'd give my mom $1 ,000.

Did she threaten to put a curse on you?

Why isn't it enough that I felt sorry
for her, huh? She needed help, George.

Is Grandma in trouble?

Your Grandma's always in trouble.

And she knows she can take advantage of
your mom.

Because your mom never stood up to her
like I did a long time ago. I was like,

Dad, I can't hear you. What?

What's going on?

Oh, the cow knocked over the ashtray.

It's nothing.

It's my fault. I'm sorry.

Did she make you cry?

No, she is not crying.

Her eyes are watering because she's
allergic to hard work.

You missed the spot.

You know what?

I'm sick of you treating Angie this way.
We're out of here.

From now on, I won't do anything for you
and you don't do anything for me.

I'm going to make it on my own by myself
and provide for Angie.

Because I'm a man.

And I don't need anything from you
anymore.

Come on.

That day was the turning point of my
life.

After that, I told my first song. We
used the money to get our own place. And

everything was perfect.

Until the next day.

happened? You were born.

George!

We need to talk!

Kid, go upstairs.

Grandma just bought $1 ,000.

We should get in the tub. There could be
shooting.

Okay, Connie.

If you're gonna hear this, I want you to
hear it from me.

What are you talking about?

There's... A reason I lent your mom the
money.

I am really sorry about this, but you
should know what happened right before

told your mother off.

Okay.

Short! Short!

Short!

Run across the street and give me some
smokes.

Mom, I'm practicing. What's up?

And this is where the tear comes out.
Watch out.

You know, I never get tired of hearing
that chord.

I'm going.

And don't stop to look at the dirty
magazines.

Mom, not in front of my wife.

I can't do nothing.

I hate the way you talk to him.

He is going to be a father, and you
still treat him like he's a child.

We've got to get out of here.

Oh, yeah? Where are you going to go?

You don't have two cents to your name.

Well, I could swallow my pride and call
my dad in Miami.

We could stay with him and he can get us
jobs at the hospital.

George isn't going to Miami.

He's not going to leave this house.

I say he is.

I'm his wife and the mother of his
child.

Let's see who he listens to when he gets
back.

Okay.

Okay, princess.

Don't get your big girl panties in a
bunch.

You know, there is another option.

I could give you some money so you could
get a place in L .A.

You're going to give us money? Yeah,
right.

Hey, I don't want you here when that
baby comes.

If anybody is going to crawl around this
house with a bottle, it's going to be

me.

How much is this?

Five grand.

Benny, uh, thank you.

I don't know what to say.

Just keep your mouth shut.

Don't tell anybody what's in this book,
or I will kill you with what's in that

book.

If George Kent knew about this, he'd be
mad at me for taking money behind his

back. Make something up.

I mean, you told him you could handle
the birth control, and he believed that.

But... I want him to walk out of here
like a man, not because his wife found

money and told him to go.

So I'll make him mad enough to want to
leave. I'll kick it up a notch.

I mean, you've been holding back?

Clean it up, stupid!

So the moment I thought I became a man
was all fake?

It was you and my mom playing me.

I was trying to help, George.

What else was playing behind my back,
huh?

Did you and my mom arrange my promotion
to manager?

That took 15 years, baby. That was all
you.

Look,

sorry doesn't cut it when you go behind
my back and take money from my mom.

Wait a second.

If she gave you the five grand, that
means you never met

Tommy Lee at the dry cleaners.

And you never saw my power ballad, The
Motley Crue.

And never made the charts in Germany,
did it?

It doesn't matter anymore.

You became a wonderful father and
husband.

Plus... You're pretty damn good in the
sack, and I'm not just saying that.

More lies!

Angie, I've been lied to so much in my
life, I don't even know what's true

anymore.

Is this a box full of memories or lies?

Was I really the champion spaghetti
eater in the third grade?

Did I earn the golden noodle?

Did my Little League coach really leave
me $10 ,000 on his deathbed?

Someone left you $10 ,000?

No, I've never seen this card before.

Georgie, I hope this $10 ,000 makes a
difference in your life.

I put the check in your mom's name
because you're only 12, but it's your

Angie, he never called!

But we weren't home anyways.

That was the week my mom took me to
Vegas in her new car.

Oh, no!

What did she tell you?

I told the truth.

Okay.

Well, now that you know that I gave you
money, you can start paying it back.

One thousand dollars.

And you know what? In the memo you can
write for being the bestest mommy.

You know, that really doesn't cover what
you mean to me.

How about if I write to the most evil
woman in the world who stole money from

her own son?

Cash would be better.

I found the card from Coach Trevino.

Member?

Mom, you stole $10 ,000 from me. No, I
didn't.

I gave Angie $10 ,000.

You gave me $5 ,000.

Your lying is becoming a sickness.

Mom,

that money was for my future.

I could have gotten a tutor for my
dyslexia. I could have gone to college.

But you didn't.

Because you said we didn't have the
money. Where did the money go?

George, I put food on your plate, a roof
over your head.

Well, what about the money you earned
from working two jobs?

Well, I was saving it for your college.
I didn't go to college!

Well, then why was I working two jobs?
Look!

You know, we're just talking in circles
here. The money is gone.

You know, Mom, you didn't just take
money from me.

You took the moment I thought I became a
man.

That's it.

I put my foot down for the last time!

I want you out of here.

I should have let you go to Florida.

Yeah, why didn't you? Then you could
have kept all the money and gotten me

of your life forever.

Maybe that's not what I wanted.

Then what did you want? Forget it.

What, you didn't want me to leave?

Your lips aren't moving, so I know
you're not lying.

You would have missed me.

Why can't you just say that?

You know, I don't have time for this.

I gotta go make a thousand bucks.

I'm gonna go flip off a cop.

And I'm gonna take him on a high -speed
chase.

And hope that when he catches me, he
beats me into the big bucks.

I'll write you the check.

If you say you didn't want me to leave.

I'd rather take the beating.

Remember this crap tomorrow.

I'll write you the check, then I'll hit
you with a shovel.

All right, write the check.

No, you say it first and then I'll write
the check.

We do it at the same time.

If you would have moved to Florida,

I would have...

Miss you.

Thank you.

You just bought a kind word from your
mom for a thousand dollars.

Shut up.

There's an extra hundred in it if you
take me to the zoo and buy me a balloon.

Wow.

from you but she finally admitted she
needs you around how did that make you

feel you're not off the hook damn i
can't do