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My idiot fiance can't come to the poker
party tonight.
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He's going to premarital counseling.
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And he's okay with you not being there?
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Oh, he doesn't know yet. It'll give him
something to talk about.
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Hey, I brought the cards for the game.
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No, no.
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We're using a new deck of cards this
time.
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Why can't we use my naked firefighter
card?
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Because every time I say I'm holding a
pair, I feel dirty.
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My dad's on his way over. Just so you
know, he signed his divorce papers
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so he might be a little depressed.
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Why would he be depressed?
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He's a good -looking doctor with a lot
of money. He'll get another woman.
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It's not like if you left, George. I
mean, that would be sad.
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Hey, I'd do okay.
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Come on, George.
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If you take the house away and the cards
and the kids, you're just a big head
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living in a field.
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Mom, please, I'd get another woman like
that.
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Because I have yet to hear of a divorce
case where the wife got custody of the
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hair.
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Yeah, enjoy your hair, because I still
got custody of it.
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I love you. I love you so much.
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Well, you know, if you love me so much,
let my dad in on your poker game
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tonight. It'll cheer him up. No, Angie,
look, this is my thing, okay? It's my
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game, and it's my garage, and I like to
decide who plays.
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Well, you wouldn't even have a garage if
my dad hadn't given us the money to
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rebuild it.
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Look, I'm grateful your dad loaned us
the money, but when you play cards,
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it's like for five hours. You don't want
to play with people who are annoying.
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Then why does your mom get to play?
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She's important to the game.
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Because when one of the guys starts to
hit on her, I know it's time to take his
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keys.
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Angie, friends don't let friends find
that attractive.
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Hey, Angie, let me ask you something.
What?
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Does Vic play a lot of poker?
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No, I don't think so.
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I'm not even sure if he knows how to
play.
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Let's see.
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A rich doctor, he can't control his
emotions, and he doesn't know the game.
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Looks like Mama's getting back teeth.
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Oh, Vic, hope to see you later tonight.
Bring beer and plenty of cash.
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Thank you, Benny, but I do not pay for
the sex.
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No, but you do pay for the house where
your ex -wife and her boyfriend are
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it, so...
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You are paying for the sex. You're just
not getting any.
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She was talking about George's poker
game tonight, Daddy. You want to play?
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might be nice, you know, to have a
distraction, Daddy. You know, take your
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off the divorce.
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I don't even think about the divorce.
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Well, sometimes when I'm performing
heart surgery and my mind starts to
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wander...
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And I fantasize that it's a melina on
the table and all I have to do is reach
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down and quee that heart until it pops.
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Daddy, poker? Yes, I would love to play.
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I'll go to the bank and withdraw $1
,000.
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$1 ,000, Vic? It's just a friendly
nickel and dime game.
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Oh, I didn't realize I was playing with
the ladies.
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See you later, Mary Alice.
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Thanks a lot, Angie. You just ruined my
night.
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Well, maybe I can make it up to you.
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Nothing.
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I love you.
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No, it's a lot of money.
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It's 75 cents.
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It is?
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I fold.
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All right, Benita.
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Let's see what you got.
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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We're talking about cards, no?
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That depends.
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Do you want to be talking about cards?
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Mom, show your hand.
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Freedom and wheat, boys. I got a San
Francisco wedding.
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Two queens.
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Huh? Sorry, Mom, but I got the numbers
hidden on your scalp.
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Six, six, six.
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Watch out!
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Very good, George. I never saw that
coming.
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You got that face and that crooked and
that curve. not bendy. What do you call
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it? Straight?
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Yes, that is what I have.
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More coins for the change holder in my
German luxury sedan.
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All right, it's getting late. Okay,
let's make this game more interesting so
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can win some of our money back.
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Best five cards, no limit.
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Oh, I fold.
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You don't even have cards yet.
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No, I'm not.
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once gave me some advice. He said...
Ernie, you sing that Kenny Rogers song
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more time, I will punch you in your eye.
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Okay, okay.
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You just gotta know when to hold him and
know when to fold him. Ernie!
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I brought snacks.
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Chip me.
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That's to you, Vic.
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Okay. I open with $10.
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I am going to have to see your...
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and raise you 20.
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Oh, my goodness, Grandma.
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Is it good when you have all the same
colors in a row like that?
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She's bluffing, Vic. When I was a kid,
she made me do the same thing, but in
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Spanish.
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I fold.
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All right.
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Well, I will see.
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My mom's 20.
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And raise it 30.
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Just me and you, Vic.
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The bet is $50.
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Okay, Mr.
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Moneypan. I call.
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Threatening! Oh!
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Damn.
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Hey, Max, watch out for Mom because
she's mad at you for that thing you
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forget to do in the bathroom.
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Flash?
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I'll take it off your tab.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about the $17 ,000 I loaned
you to rebuild this garage.
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Now you owe me $50 less.
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Hey, man, that's separate.
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Okay, this is a poker game. You made a
bet. You got to honor it.
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George is right.
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This is a game of honor.
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You shouldn't be gambling anyway.
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You owe me money.
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Hey, man, I pay you every month, okay?
That was the deal. And now the deal is
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this month you will pay $50 less. You're
welcome.
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Vic, pay the money. I refuse.
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What if I just take it?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, my wallet is strapped to the
inside of my thigh, so the only thing
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going to take is a bidding.
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Wait, wait, stop it. Stop it, both of
you.
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Golly, this game is tearing us apart.
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We're supposed to be having fun.
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Come on, we're all friends.
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Look, why don't we just pretend this
night never happened and give everybody
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their money back, all right?
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You owe me five, you owe me seven, and
you owe me 12.
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What am I doing?
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Dr. Victor Palmero does not quibble over
$50.
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I'm leaving.
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Watch out.
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Oh, no.
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You don't watch out. Me in my own house.
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Hey, man, this isn't over. Pay up.
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What happened?
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I'll tell you what happened. Your dad
owes me some money. He's being a big
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about it. Baby?
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Am I the one whining?
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What? Give me my $50. What?
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If I'm a baby, you are a fetus.
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Daddy, if you lost, you should pay
George.
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Why? He already owes me thousands of
dollars for the garage.
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All right, if that's the way you want
it, then you owe me five bucks for the
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sandwich. What?
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If you're going to nickel and dime me,
I'm going to nickel and dime you right
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back. Okay, you're both being childish.
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George, give my dad back his sandwich.
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Daddy, I'll make you another one.
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Make him all the sandwiches you want,
Angie. I'll just add it to his tab.
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That's right. Let me see. That's $10 for
two sandwiches and $15 for that steak
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you ate on Friday. Oh, and $1 for every
time you said Castro or Cuba or Oye
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Chico.
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So let's see. That's $17 ,050 minus the
$17 ,000 for the garage. So you owe me,
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look at that, man, $50.
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Oye Chico, this is insane. $51.
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why you shouldn't play poker for money.
You should play for compliments.
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I see your nice hair.
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And raise you a... Wow, have you been
working out?
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What?
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Okay.
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You want to play your petty games?
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I'm quadrupling your monthly payment.
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I can barely afford what I'm paying now.
Oh, but you can afford to gamble and
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golf and buy gallons of jojoba hair
conditioner.
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You know, you're killing your follicles.
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Vic, pay me my damn $50.
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No. Then get out of my house. Fine, but
get your stuff out of my garage.
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Daddy. Your garage. That's right. I'm
calling in my loan.
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I'm foreclosing on the garage and
kicking you out.
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And I can afford to speak.
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Maybe Vic clipped all the wires before
he put that big lock on the door.
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What?
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He can't lock me out of my own garage.
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No, he can't. I'm gonna get my tools.
I'll cut through this thing right now.
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Yeah, you do that. You don't think I
will? I'll cut through it like that.
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and where are your tools?
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Bam!
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Hey, Daddy.
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Hey.
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How'd you get your skates out of the
garage?
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Grandpa gave them to me before he locked
it.
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Oh, and hey.
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He gave me $50 to buy whatever I wanted.
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That's my $50.
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He said you'd say that.
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Tell me the combination right now.
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I don't know it.
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Carmen, I will rent a lowrider, and I
will drive you to school in my
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And I will drive slow so all your
friends can see, and I will honk the
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piece of paper and slip it under the
mat.
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Rookie must think, Vic.
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If you are reading this, you are a
bigger idiot than I thought. Over.
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Chico!
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Don't laugh!
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Angie!
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What? Do you know your dad put a lock on
the garage door?
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No, I was at the store all morning.
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He can't do that.
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Oh, yes, he can.
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Because he is out of his mojito
-drinking, banana -frying, chicken
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mind.
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This is all your fault for forcing me to
let him in the game.
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I admit, he's being immature and
stubborn.
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But you know what?
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So are you.
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How could you say that?
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I don't know.
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Remember this?
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How can I forget our weekend at the
lake?
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All I'm saying is, it's only $50. Let it
go. My dad has done a lot for us. And
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we've done a lot for him.
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We let him stay here when your mom left
him.
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Angie, I went halfway to Cuba to pull
his brother out of the ocean.
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I comforted him when the garbage man
accidentally took away his annoying
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drum.
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I thought you said that was stolen.
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Who knows what really happened?
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out of control. I'm calling him right
now and getting him to take off that
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Max!
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Max, you gotta let me in the garage.
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Grandpa said not to let anyone in his
garage. Max, it's my garage, okay? Tell
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the combination.
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Max, I will rent a lowrider and I will
take you to school in my underwear.
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Cool! Can I go in my underwear, too?
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Tell me the combination.
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Okay!
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42, 16, 23.
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Hold on.
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Maybe it's 24, 61, 32.
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There's no 61.
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It's a combination to a dyslexic fifth
grader.
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The man is an evil genius!
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Got your methods?
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Finally.
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Now get that lock off the garage.
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I'm afraid I cannot do that.
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But this is not between you and me.
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So I'll give you the combination if you
promise not to tell George.
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You have to tell George. He's my
husband.
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Angie, I don't want to put you in the
middle, but you have to pick right now
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between your father and your husband.
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I love you, but I pick George.
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So this is how it ends.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Hi.
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Vic, I'm glad you're here.
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Really? Yep.
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I want to put all this behind us.
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That's very big of you, honey.
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Here. This is the rest of the $17 ,000 I
owe you. We are... What's that?
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Even.
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Where did you get all this?
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Don't worry about it.
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Please tell me Carmen's not on a private
jet to Kuwait right now.
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I don't know why I didn't think of it
sooner. Angie, it was so easy.
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Opened eight new credit cards and took
out cash advances on all of them. Hey!
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Are you crazy?
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Do you know how much interest we're
going to have to pay on this?
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No.
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But I could figure it out on my new
complimentary solar -powered calculator,
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guess.
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It needs a sun.
279
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So you have a problem with me, and you
go off and do something foolish like
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this? How can you put your family in
debt without talking to your wife?
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That's no way to run a marriage.
282
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Yeah, what do you know about marriage?
At least my wife's not with another man
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right now.
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Don't say it. I know.
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Hey, Vic.
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Here. You got your garage back.
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Look, I'm sorry, man. That was too much.
Yeah, it was.
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But this wouldn't have gotten out of
hand if you hadn't thrown that loan in
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face.
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Maybe I'm just tired of being taken
advantage of.
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Vic, I wasn't trying to take advantage
of you. Not you.
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And Melina.
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Is that what this is about?
294
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Right now, my wife and her boyfriend are
sleeping in the bed that we bought
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together.
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I want to go back to the lawn in front
of our house.
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scream at the top of my lungs that she's
a whore and throw a rock through the
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bedroom window.
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But my lawyer said that's how I lost the
boat.
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That sucks, Vic.
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I know it does.
302
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Sorry I took it out on you.
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Listen.
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Give that money back to the credit cards
and pay me back on the original
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schedule.
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Thank you.
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Now that I have unburdened myself to
you, let's have a little truth between
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Why was that $50 so important?
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It's kind of hard for me to talk about.
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As you know, I didn't have a dad and
I've always been kind of a father figure
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me.
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So when I didn't get something I felt
that you owed me, I brought up all those
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feelings of abandonment all over again.
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Really?
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Now I pulled the flush, man!
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You know how hard that is? Pay me my 50
bucks, Chico!
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Fine. What are you doing?
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Told you. Keep my wallet strapped to my
thigh.
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Just write me a check.
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Okay.
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Vic, what are you doing?
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Getting my checkbook.
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Okay, five -card dud. But we're playing
for compliments.
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My deal, my rule.
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Everyone ante up a compliment.
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You're more beautiful today.
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Than the day I married you.
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You're a wonderful daughter.
329
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I hope to marry a woman like you
someday.
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whoever wants to start the betting has
to compliment Benny.
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I fold.
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