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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,590 --> 00:00:01,770 Oh, hi, Brenda. 2 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:04,830 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,130 That's terrible. 4 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:12,210 Well, I had plans, but I guess I can help you out. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,370 Okay. Bye. 6 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,400 You don't even know what it is. 7 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:33,840 I don't care. Keep dancing. 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:39,160 Kathy Stein, the district sales manager for Lumry, has meningitis. 9 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,500 Yes! 10 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,540 Meningitis! 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,200 Dance! 12 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,420 No! 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,360 That's not the good part. She can't make it to the Lumry sales conference in Las 14 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,300 Vegas, so they asked me to go. 15 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,400 Vegas, all right! 16 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,500 I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to be like that at the casino. What you like? 17 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,129 No, you're not. 18 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,510 Why not? 19 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:09,930 Because someone has to watch the kids and that someone is... You 20 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:16,850 know, I think I might be coming down with meningitis. 21 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:22,050 What are the symptoms again? 22 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,630 Swelling of the brain lining. 23 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:26,930 I've had it since birth. 24 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:30,970 George, it's just a... 25 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,840 and the kids are at an age where they can almost look after themselves. 26 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,760 Give me that letter or I'm going to kill you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 27 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,460 Like it kills a piece of your heart every time you and Jason are apart? 28 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,140 Everybody hates you, you loser. 29 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:50,660 Oh, wait, you hate going to sleep because eight hours without Jason makes 30 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:51,660 weep? 31 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,180 I'm going to beat you with a bat. 32 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:59,360 The way you beat Jason, that's not in here. Oh, oh. 33 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,120 you two fighting. 34 00:02:04,180 --> 00:02:07,780 You're not going to the dance on Friday, and you, say goodbye to the skate park. 35 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:11,320 That's not fair, Mom. He stole my letter. So what? It's just a stupid 36 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,000 She hit me with a bat, Mom. 37 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,700 Hey, don't look at her. 38 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,280 She agrees with me. 39 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,180 Yes, I do. 40 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,720 Now go to your rooms. 41 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:20,940 Now. 42 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,640 I do not agree with you. You were too harsh with them. 43 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,300 That dance is really important to Carmen, and you don't have to take away 44 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,300 skate park. 45 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,360 apologize. That's it? 46 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,620 Look, Angie, we're being way too easy on these kids. 47 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,720 You know what my mom would have done to me if I pulled any of this crap? 48 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:44,240 She'd make me sit on my hands until they fell asleep and then she'd slap me with 49 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 them. 50 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,600 Hey, Max, these trucks are expensive. You better not be driving it off the 51 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,600 table. Don't worry. 52 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,300 I wouldn't do something that stupid. 53 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,160 So you can destroy them. But I'm going to get more. 54 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,800 Do you know there are kids in the world, Max, who don't even have toys? 55 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,900 And there are kids who have a lot more toys than me. So it kind of balances 56 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,160 Sit on your hands. 57 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:11,660 What? 58 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:12,820 Look, never mind. 59 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,860 I don't want you wrecking another toy, okay? And I want you to clean this up 60 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:16,860 right now. 61 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:23,730 The built -in camera. Ha! 62 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,630 Carmen, you can't get a cell phone without asking. Dad, don't worry. 63 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:29,870 The phone is free. 64 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:33,530 I have to call Taylor and tell her my phone came. I want to show her how 65 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,550 I was when I opened it. 66 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:41,610 Carmen, the plan you signed up for is an extra $20 a month. 67 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,810 And you're locked in for two years. That's like $480. 68 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:48,390 Dad, the phone is free. 69 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:55,020 You know what? The phone is free, because we're sending it back. 70 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,680 No, Daddy, I really want this phone. 71 00:04:58,220 --> 00:05:00,820 I mean, it's super cool, and look, you can even press this button, and it'll 72 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:02,280 record your own voice. No way! 73 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:03,980 Carmen, 74 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,620 you really want this phone, don't you? I really do, Daddy. 75 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,840 No way! 76 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,660 Hey, did you clean up the backyard like I told you? 77 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,120 Relax, I'll get it done. 78 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,940 Did I ever tell you you're doing a fine job with these two? 79 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:27,910 computer i'm downloading a song too late here's the new song move your feet lose 80 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:34,710 your feet damn it what's the matter with you 81 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:41,390 two do you know how much this computer costs you have the protection plan right 82 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:48,010 no i don't have the protection plan 83 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:51,170 if i believed in protection plans neither you would be here 84 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,780 You guys are spoiled brats. You take everything for granted. 85 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,080 You don't know how good you have it. 86 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,080 You guys wouldn't have been able to make it through one week of my childhood. 87 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:08,800 Oh, please. They wouldn't last one night at my house. 88 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:14,540 You know, they would probably start crying the very first time they had to 89 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:15,660 water out of the tap. 90 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,560 Oh, it's slightly yellow. 91 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,220 You know what? Let's do it. 92 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,520 It's time I teach you two kids a lesson. 93 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:29,390 You guys are spending the week at Grandma Benny's house. What? 94 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:36,750 Do they have to do whatever I say? I 95 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:38,950 have complete control? 96 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:42,130 Yes. Okay, but no hitting. 97 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,010 And you can't make them hit themselves. 98 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,350 You're not serious. 99 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:49,750 Open your mouths. 100 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,730 Open them. Wide. 101 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,760 Welcome to my childhood. 102 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,880 Dad, we've been to Grandma's house before. 103 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,960 Yeah, well, you've been to the zoo before, but you never spent the night in 104 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960 gorilla's cage. 105 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,020 All right, let's get a couple of things straight before Coco gets back. 106 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,700 You guys are going to live this week exactly the way I did when I was a kid. 107 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:08,000 So, no cell phones, no computer games, and if you cry yourselves to sleep at 108 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,180 night, save the tears so you have something to drink in the morning. 109 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:16,330 Oh, and just remember, you have no one but yourselves to blame. 110 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:18,570 You're horrible, horrible children. 111 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,230 All right. 112 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:27,170 I use your dad's old room for storage now, so you kids are going to sleep on 113 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:28,170 pull -out couch. 114 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:29,810 What time do we have to go to bed? 115 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,110 I don't care. 116 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,169 I got three basic rules. 117 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:35,390 Don't drink my beer. 118 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:41,850 Don't touch my smokes. And don't sneak up on me when I'm sleeping. 119 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,320 I got a gun under my pillow. 120 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,640 And I sleep au naturel. 121 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,540 What are you doing home? 122 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:10,880 Stupid Kathy and her meningitis. 123 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,290 They canceled the conference. 124 00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:13,990 What happened? 125 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:15,390 She died. 126 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,450 Oh, it's too bad. 127 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:22,770 So, kids drove you out of the house? 128 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,530 Um, kids aren't here, Angie. 129 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:26,929 Where are they? 130 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:30,690 Look, listen, before you start, let me tell you that Carmen and Max were acting 131 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:34,770 so bad that I actually thought about sending them to my mom's for the week. 132 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:38,730 That would have been the dumbest thing you've ever done. 133 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,470 Okay, then this next part's not going to be easy. 134 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,470 Oh, my God. 135 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:53,230 You sent them to the house of the woman who's responsible for everything that's 136 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:54,230 wrong with you? 137 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,950 Look, Angie, you weren't here, okay? You didn't see the way they acted. 138 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:03,590 Nothing that kids could ever do would justify sending them to Benny's. 139 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:24,060 the right day okay i see what you're doing you just wanted the kids out of 140 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:28,720 house so you could hang out with ernie but that's not true okay i'm teaching 141 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:34,340 them something so you're teaching with a six -pack and a videotape 142 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:37,960 what's the tape ernie oh nothing 143 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:44,260 what's the tape hey i didn't 144 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,100 Like he's got no legs. 145 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,600 I don't believe you two. 146 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,040 Listen, Angie. 147 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,480 He puts his legs to a bed or something that's underneath him. 148 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,520 He's got legs. 149 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,620 Yeah. Basically, you know... 150 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:21,310 bennies to make sure the kids are all right look angie i'm sure they're fine 151 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:25,970 come on we let my mom babysit here all the time yeah and the last time she 152 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:32,130 babysat we came home found her drunk and passed out on the couch with a lit 153 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:37,370 cigarette in her hand angie the kids would have put out the fire 154 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:44,350 all right what's next on grandma's list 155 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:51,870 Do you want to clean the hair out of the drain or sweep up the dead ants? 156 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,390 Grandma, aren't you going to answer that? 157 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:02,510 It's probably Randy. 158 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,690 Aren't you getting married to him in like three months? 159 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:11,010 Yeah, but when I don't answer, he gets mad. 160 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,530 I like him a little mad. 161 00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:26,560 Oh. All right, fine. Here. 162 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,580 Take half. 163 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,740 I don't like mayonnaise. 164 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,520 Eat crap, then. 165 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,320 No one's home. 166 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:46,920 This is just great. 167 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,520 Angie, you're overreacting. No, I'm not. 168 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:53,120 The only reason you did this was because I wasn't here to stop you. 169 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,180 This... It's total betrayal. 170 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,500 You want to talk about betrayal? 171 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,320 You saw Celine Dion, didn't you? 172 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,520 You knew I wanted to see that show. How could you? 173 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,860 Name one of her songs. 174 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,560 They're all beautiful. Don't make me choose. 175 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,000 How about the one? She's like that. 176 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,840 consult each other before we do anything with the kids. 177 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,320 But this time, you parented behind my back. 178 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,280 I would never do that to you. 179 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,340 How do I trust you after this, huh? 180 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,500 All right, Angie, listen. 181 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,480 I got mad. 182 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,500 Okay, I did it in the heat of anger. 183 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,140 I should have called. 184 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,280 Yes, you should have. 185 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,560 Now I'm going to keep calling Benny's until someone's home. 186 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,750 Well, we got the House without the kids. 187 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:07,290 The fight's over. Maybe now would be a good time to, you know. 188 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:14,190 Put up the shelves in Max's room that you've been promising to do for a year. 189 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:18,470 You sure this isn't just about you wanting to see me in my tool belt? 190 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:25,610 You really want me to do this, right? 191 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:46,190 That's why they're extinct How do I trust you after this? 192 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,310 That's what I'm talking about 193 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,170 Max made a list of things to blackmail Carmen with. 194 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,430 Number one, Carmen failed her math quiz. 195 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,650 Number two, Carmen took $20 out of Mom's purse. 196 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:28,790 Number three, Carmen wears a thong to school. 197 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:35,210 George, how do we know Max isn't just making things up? 198 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:39,450 Remember when I said that Carmen's virginity was hanging on by a thread? 199 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:54,270 Calm down. Why should I calm down? Look, we told her she couldn't wear thongs 200 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,450 and she did it behind our backs. 201 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,850 I'm going to my mom's. Well, I told you no one's home. 202 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,130 I'll wait out front. 203 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,790 I want to see the look on her face when I tell her that she's grounded for a 204 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:03,790 year. You can't do that. 205 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:05,850 Why not? 206 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:11,010 Because I gave her permission to wear the underwear. 207 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:12,930 What? When? 208 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,660 You just don't remember. You never listen to me. 209 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:30,940 Oh, no. 210 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,480 Not this time, Angie. 211 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:36,660 Look, I might not pay attention when you talk about work or family or your 212 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,660 feelings. 213 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:46,180 But you say the word song, the rest of the world melts away. 214 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,080 the two, wearing a thong at her age isn't a big deal anymore. 215 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:58,420 Well, it's a big deal to me. 216 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,540 George, I wear thongs. 217 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,700 Angie, when you wear a thong, you're spicing up a 16 -year -old marriage. 218 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,480 When Carmen wears a thong, she's starting a pep rally in every 16 -year 219 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,480 boy's pants. 220 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,220 It's not about sex. 221 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,300 It's about panty lines. 222 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,240 You know what? You can be so... 223 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,440 rigid sometimes. 224 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,640 It's the tree that bends that doesn't break. 225 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,900 Yeah? And there's that tree that's bending over wearing a thong, because 226 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,240 the tree all the monkeys are climbing on. 227 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,480 One thing. I did one thing behind your back. 228 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,740 And what about Karma's new cell phone? 229 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,260 Did you know about that? 230 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,120 Or do the kids think they can do whatever they want? Because when I tell 231 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,100 no, you go behind my back and you tell them yes. 232 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,600 Well, I can't help it. The way you were raised, your first instinct is to say no 233 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,560 and to punish. And that's not always right. 234 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,900 No. Look, we agreed to be a team. 235 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,440 Look, it's us against them, Angie. If we're not unified, they're going to walk 236 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,440 all over us. 237 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,420 You're right. 238 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,240 I'm sorry. 239 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:22,820 From now on, we don't go behind each other's backs. We fight until someone 240 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:39,380 Okay, the phone goes back when Carmen gets to wear a thong when she's 16. 241 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040 47. 17. 242 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,820 66, and it's a retirement thong. 243 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,500 18, she should be out of the house and should be able to wear whatever she 244 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,500 wants. Fine. 245 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:56,760 If she really moves out when she's 18, she can wear plastic wrap and a cracker 246 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,760 for all I care. 247 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:03,340 You're back early. Hey, George, do you have any rubber gloves? 248 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,670 Apparently. Some of my cleaning products burn the skin. 249 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,710 Benny, where are the kids? 250 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:15,690 Oh, relax. They're fine. 251 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:20,370 When I left the house, the boy was rewiring a lamp, and the girl was 252 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,990 the couch sobbing. You know, kid stuff. 253 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,570 All right, let's go get them. 254 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:28,190 Oh, hey, Mom, let me ask you something. 255 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:29,430 Huh? 256 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,350 What do you think about a teenage girl wearing thong underwear? 257 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,340 Well... I used to think it was pretty trashy. 258 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,900 But Randy likes it and... 259 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:45,540 It's pretty damn comfortable. 260 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720 You're right. 261 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,400 They're not sexual at all. 262 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,779 What's going on? 263 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,759 Sit down. 264 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,860 Yeah, sit down. 265 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:16,660 We made you dinner. 266 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,920 You guys cooked for us? Mm -hmm. We wanted to show how much we appreciate 267 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,900 guys. We're sorry for how we acted. 268 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,140 Oh. 269 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:27,900 Huh. 270 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,060 Seems like maybe these children have learned a lesson. 271 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,420 All right. Maybe a day at your mom's did do them some good. 272 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,020 Angie, everything's perfect. 273 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,860 The kids made us dinner. 274 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,750 They learned a lesson, and Carmen's not wearing a thong anymore. 275 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,070 VPL. 276 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:53,030 All right, we made you your favorite lasagna. 277 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:59,090 And Mom's favorite dessert, bread pudding. Oh, everything looks delicious, 278 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:03,110 A little garlicky. 279 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,000 It's Friday night and time for more TGIF comedy. 280 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,400 A new Mary to the Kelly starts right now. 22286

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