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Hey, how was church?
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Fine.
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Father Rick called you one of the angels
among us because you're donating a
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kidney to your dad.
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I like that.
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You know, Angie, if those pews reclined
and the priest would give the Raiders
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scores, I'd go to church every Sunday.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Oh, some stuff around the house because
after the surgery, I'm going to be laid
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up for a while.
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Your father's finally getting off his
butt and doing things around here
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he knows I'm not crazy about him giving
up a kidney.
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You hear that, Max?
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That's the sound of someone who goes to
church all the time but never gets
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mentioned in the sermon.
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Dad,
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I was wondering, what if your kidney's
like your head and it's too big for
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Grandpa?
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Then we'll have to find a smaller
kidney, huh? Give me your butter knife
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I'll pop yours out right here.
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Come on, Max, help me up. Grab that box.
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What sticker is in it?
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I guess.
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Yeah, it's just a bunch of old buttons
and threads and stuff.
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Hey, take that box out for me, all
right?
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It's my Mr. Megathon.
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White Zonas are loading and unloading
only.
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Yeah, I thought you said it was crooked.
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Actually, Max, the siren sounds a little
weak. Let me check this out over here.
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Oh, here's the problem, son. All the
wires are hanging out.
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Hello? Hello?
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Carmen,
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it's okay. You're beautiful on the
inside. They all don't hate you. You'll
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something you're good at. There'll be
other boys. You probably need some time
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alone. See you tomorrow morning, honey.
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Dad, I went to, like, 15 stores at the
mall. Nobody wants to give me a job.
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Since when are you looking for a job?
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I just got my learner's permit, so I'm
trying to save up for a car.
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My baby's growing up.
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It seems like just yesterday you were my
little girl on the tricycle.
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Now you're going to be a young woman in
a car running over a little girl on the
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tricycle.
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Hey, I'm going to be a good driver, but
I really need my own car.
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You know, look, if you really want a car
that bad, I could probably help you
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find a job.
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Really? Where?
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Please tell me it's a record store or
the clothing store.
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Oh, my God.
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Is it a receptionist at a male modeling
agency?
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Well, I could make a call.
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You know, after I stopped modeling, I
did keep up my contacts.
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And Travis so owes me.
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Dad.
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Dad.
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Where's the job?
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I'll talk to Mr. Carrillo.
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through high school, okay? You'd be
lucky to have a boss like Mr. Carrillo.
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What if one of my friends could be
working there?
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Well, it would be less embarrassing than
being a senior and roller skating to
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all the parties.
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All right, fine, I'll do it.
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Dad, there's no more room in the trash
cans. Okay, well, leave that there, and
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I'll take you with me to the dump.
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Hey, George.
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I bought you a whole bunch of Clint
Eastwood movies for when you're
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from your surgery.
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Clint? All right, that's my man.
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I don't care as long as he blows up the
bridges.
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Matt, what are you doing with that box?
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Dad gave it to me. He was going to throw
it away.
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Listen to me carefully.
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Where are the things that were inside
this box?
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It was just thread and stuff. Dad threw
it out.
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I don't see it. Dad took the trash to
the dump.
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What's wrong, Mom? This box was full of
mementos of my grandmother.
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Those were the only things I had left of
her.
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Pick up, George, or you're a dead man.
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Hey, Mom, it's Max.
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Did you get a hold of Dad?
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Someone owes money to the swear jar.
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This place brings back some great
memories.
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Right there?
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That's where Sonia Garcia said she
wouldn't go to the prom with me.
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And right there. Oh, this is where Sonia
Garcia said, I'm serious, I won't go to
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the prom with you.
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And right here.
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Oh, this is where Sonia Garcia's
boyfriend beat me up.
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Hey, Carmen.
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Hey, Mr. Carrillo. And my favorite all
-time employee.
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And the only delivery guy I ever fired.
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Hey, it's rough out there.
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You try riding your bike through gang
territory with this... 50 burritos under
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your arm.
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They totally disrespect your bill.
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Hey, George, I heard in church you're
donating a kidney to your dad.
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Yeah, well, you know.
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Are you worried?
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I mean, I hear all these horror stories
about doctors taking out the wrong
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parts.
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Yeah, I was going to draw a circle over
my kidney, but I don't know where it is,
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so I'm going to swallow a picture of a
kidney that says it looks like this,
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fool.
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I'm sure you'll be just fine, mijo.
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So can I get you anything?
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Well, actually, Salvador, I got a big
favor to ask.
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I was wondering if you would hire a
second -generation Lopez.
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Carmen's a hard worker, and she's
honest.
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I can't pay her much. She'll take it.
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I don't do bathrooms.
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Nobody here does.
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You know what?
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If you're half the work you're dead
with, you got the job.
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We'll try you out tomorrow.
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Okay, but, um, do I have to wear a
uniform?
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Oh, you know what? You can wear anything
you want under this and this.
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Oh, no, no, no, thank you. No!
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Hey, I had to wear one, okay? Relax.
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Yeah.
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And, George, I still have your hairnet.
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Onion stretched it out.
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They did.
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Stop.
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This is the Ugly Patrol.
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You will be far out of your ugly mind.
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You too, Dad.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Won't fix Mr.
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Megaphone.
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She did a nice job. Let me check that
out.
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That's right, baby.
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Got rid of everything.
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Threw away the broken toaster? Oh, yeah.
The busted blender?
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También.
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All of the precious, one -of -a -kind,
irreplaceable mementos from my
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grandmother who died when I was ten
years old?
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Who likes taquitos?
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Well, I would love one if it was filled
with my grandmother's precious, one -of
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-a -kind, irreplaceable mementos.
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They're beef.
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Wherever you threw it out, go get it.
Right now.
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I can't. I took it to the dump.
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By now, it's probably buried under three
tons of other people's irreplaceable
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mementos.
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How could you throw it out?
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Look, what was the box doing in the
closet with all the other junk?
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Not everything in that closet is junk.
I've told you 20 times how much I love
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all the things in that box. You never
listen to me.
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Well, if you told me 20 times, you
should probably realize I'm not a very
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listener.
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So, maybe the blame isn't on mine.
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How can you be so heartless? Doesn't
anything have sentimental value to you?
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Sentimental value? It was a box full of
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buttons and thread. Angie, that's just
stuff.
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George, I have told you this before. My
grandmother, Consuelo, worked her whole
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life...
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until she locked her eyesight.
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Blind! Oh, kill it.
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Blind, she made my communion dress and
had it smuggled out of Cuba.
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The dress was destroyed in a fire at the
dry cleaners, and all I had left were
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those buttons in that thread.
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Well, maybe if the box had a picture of
a little dress on fire... we
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wouldn't be having this problem.
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Angie, okay, look, maybe all that...
stuff didn't get tossed out.
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What sits on the floor?
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It's one of the buttons from the box of
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valuable stuff.
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This is the worst thing you've ever
done.
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It's like you killed my grandmother all
over again.
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I'm gonna get that. Don't say anything
good.
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Look, Angie, I got a lot on my mind,
okay? I'm having the kidney taken out in
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couple days, and I wasn't thinking. I'm
sorry.
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Um... Not now, Benny.
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Manny just died.
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What?
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George.
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Your dad's dead.
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Hey,
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George.
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I heard about your dad. I'm very sorry.
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Thanks.
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When's the service?
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It's Saturday in Arizona.
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We're leaving tomorrow.
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Well, I'm not going.
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I was married to the guy.
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I saw enough of him laying down and not
moving.
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Benny, don't speak ill of the dead.
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You know, when the dead abandons you
with the baby and you gotta work two
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just to keep food on the table, I will
say whatever I want.
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Drop it.
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I should go to that funeral, huh?
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I want to be a woman of my word, and I
always told him that I would dance on
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grave. Now, a lot of people say they'll
do it, but they don't.
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Look, this is all your fault.
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What are you talking about, George? I
didn't kill him.
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You did to me?
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If you hadn't lied and told me he was
dead, I could have found him years ago.
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I could have gotten to know him.
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I could have had a real relationship
with him. He knew you weren't dead, but
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didn't come rushing back to find you.
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Yeah, because you were there.
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I used to feel bad that he walked out on
you.
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Now I feel bad he didn't take me with
him.
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You know, I'm missing a band -aid I had
before I made the guacamole.
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Max,
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can you come down here?
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What are you doing, honey?
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I might ask people to say a few words at
the funeral, so I'm just writing down
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some thoughts.
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You want to run them by me?
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Okay.
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As many of you know, my dad meant a lot
to people.
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Not just as a husband and a father, but
as a licensed and bonded
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contractor in the Phoenix area for over
25 years.
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What are you doing?
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Angie, I got nothing.
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I mean, I punched him, he threw me in
jail. Offering the kidney, he died.
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like five seconds.
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So I'm getting some more stuff off his
company's website.
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My father didn't just love people.
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He loved beating any written estimate.
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Equal opportunity employer.
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Also, hablaba espanol.
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She's going to watch you while we're in
Phoenix. You remember the ground rules,
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right? Mm -hmm.
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Does she fall asleep in front of the TV?
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Make sure her cigarette is out.
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And if she drinks more than a six -pack?
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Lay her on her side.
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And she's not supposed to.
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But if she brings over her boyfriend,
Randy?
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Ignore the yelling. They're just rough
houses.
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Let's get this over with.
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Here's the number to a hotel in Phoenix.
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All right, when are you going to be
back?
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Well, the funeral's sometime tomorrow,
but we haven't been able to talk to
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to find out all the details.
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Thanks for watching the kids.
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No problem.
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I love kids.
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You give them the best years of your
life, feed them, clothe them, and then
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turn on you.
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Oh, no, Mom, you'll know when I turn on
you.
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You'll wake up with the full weight of
my knees on your shoulders.
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And the pillow will slowly come over
you.
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And you'll see a bright light.
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But that's only Angie videotaping at the
foot of the bed.
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This is for you, Dad.
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It's for Manny.
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What does it say?
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Dear George, I wanted to give you this
watch in person, but the doctors say my
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time is running out.
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I probably won't even live long enough
to... Oh, my God.
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He died right there.
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He didn't even finish the letter.
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No, I can't read this word.
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That's a B.
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It's a B.
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Live long enough to benefit from your
kidney. Okay, it's a B.
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This watch was my father's.
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He gave it to me, and I want to give it
to you, my son.
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Yeah, you're right, Mom. Huh?
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He didn't care about me. I'm glad I
never got to know him.
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By the time you read this, I'll be gone.
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But I have one thing to ask of you.
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I'm afraid I couldn't tell my friends
and associates in Phoenix about you.
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I have a reputation in the community
that would be tarnished if it became
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that I abandoned a wife and child.
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So it would be better if you didn't come
to the funeral.
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Thank you for honoring this last
request.
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He doesn't want me to come.
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Sorry, honey.
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I was going to give him a kidney.
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And he doesn't want me to tarnish his
funeral.
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And I'm supposed to keep this to
remember him by?
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You see, this is why it's just...
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You missed the best part of the letter,
Mom.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, my dead father doesn't want me to
come to his funeral.
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His friends don't know he ditched us.
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So it wouldn't be good for his
reputation.
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What can I say, George?
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You were right.
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Yeah. For once, I wish I wasn't.
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At least you got that jackass's gold
watch.
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That thing was worth a fortune when we
were together. I can't imagine what it's
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worth now.
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I think it's gone down in value.
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What can I be thinking?
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The reason I don't have any mementos is
because I didn't have a lot of good
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things to remember growing up.
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But you did, so I should understand
that.
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So to make up for throwing out your
grandmother's stuff, I called all your
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relatives and tried to track down a
picture of some clothing, something from
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her.
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But it's so sweet.
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I couldn't find crap.
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So instead I made us a reservation for a
little getaway.
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Hotel Nacional?
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George, this is in Cuba.
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I want you to visit where your
grandmother grew up.
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But I promised my dad I wouldn't go to
Cuba until Castro was gone or I was part
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of an airborne invasion force.
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Well, look at the date.
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2020?
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I figured by then either Castro will be
dead or your dad will be so senile we
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can take him to Malibu and tell him it's
Cuba.
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You know what?
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You may not have had a great father, but
our kids sure do.
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And they're going to want things to
remember you by.
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I guess.
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Max!
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I want you to have this wrapper.
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As a memento of the day your dad ate a
mint.
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Max, I want you to have my shoe.
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As a memento of the day you saw me...
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a lesson here, son, but she just looks
like an idiot, so enjoy.
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This job sucks.
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Well, I've got to use the bathroom.
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I wouldn't take those gloves off. She
was seeing my work at home.
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