All language subtitles for george_lopez_s03e04_feel_the_burn

Why don't I get you a loaf of bread?
Maybe you can clean the whole kitchen.

George, I am honored to sup with you.

Who knew when I started working at the
factory, I'd be dating your mom.

I spent all my life looking for the
perfect woman, and the whole time she

right under my nose, inspecting my
parts.

Hey, baby, if we're going to catch a
movie, we better skedaddle. You know

I don't feel so good.

You better go on without me.

I'll go to the movies with you. What
were you going to go see?

Well, Benny was going to drag me to one
of those black guy, kung fu guy, buddy

movies. They never get along.

Hey, you can come over to my house and
watch Superstars of Wrestling.

How can you watch that stuff? It's all
fake.

I know.

Good night, babe. Feel better.

Oh, good night, you guys. Randy, thanks
again for the homemade cheese.

I'll wash the coffee can out and I'll
get it back to you. No problem, Angie.

You gonna throw that cheese in the
trash?

No, I'm gonna do what I do with the dog
poop.

Put it in the scooper and launch it as
far as I can.

Benny, you okay?

I've been burning up all day.

You do feel hot and clammy.

That's just the top half.

Do you have any other symptoms?

Irritability. Any new symptoms?

At that age, this could be the beginning
of menopause. No, no, no. I just

started dating a 42 -year -old guy. I
can't be going through the change.

Penny, it's not the end of the world. A
gynecologist can help you. There's pills

for the incontinence, hormone creams to
restore lubrication.

to talk your mom into seeing the doctor.
She might be going through the change.

Hey, you don't have to tell everybody
about this. I don't want people to think

am less than a woman.

Yeah, God forbid that secret gets out.

When was the last time you saw your
gynecologist?

Oh, it's been a few years.

Well, how many years?

Well, let's see. I was lying on my back
full of drugs. George was crying.

So it was either the day he was born or
Christmas.

1973.

You haven't been to the doctor in 37
years?

Cochina, you should be ashamed of
yourself.

Oh, come on. They always find something
wrong with you. That's how they make

their money.

Look, Mom.

If there's a problem, you gotta deal
with this, okay? So you gotta go to the

doctor tomorrow, even if I gotta take
you.

You are gonna take me to the
gynecologist?

Yeah, but I'm going to wear my
headphones so I don't hear the

oh my God, I quit.

Well, Mom and I are off to the gyno.

Look at you.

You're all dressed up.

Well, I figured I'd feel less cheap if I
had some nice heels in the stirrup.

Well, Mom and I are off to the gyno.

Hey, Mambo Kings, oye como va?

Grandpa's teaching me the secrets of the
conga.

Listen to the heartbeat of Cuba.

Can one raft of

horn players make it to Miami?

Thank you, Mommy. You won't regret this.

What won't your mother regret?

Listen, Daddy, I know Mom was
unfaithful, but I think the two of you

this out if you can just sit down in the
same room together.

There's nothing to work out, eh?

It's over.

It's done.

It's better than Castro's eyes.

Dad, if it were really over, would she
be flying here tomorrow night to see

She's flying here?

Yes.

So you'll talk to her?

Absolutely.

Thank you, Daddy.

It'll be a pleasure to tell her to her
face that she's lying, cheating.

Jezebel, who will burn in hell with her
lover, boiling in a soup of their own

treachery.

This

is

awkward, huh?

I'm here with my mom, too.

Still awkward.

Mom, you all right?

No, no, not really.

Come on, Mom, you're taking this too
hard. Every woman goes through the

There's nothing to be ashamed of.
George, I got...

How could you let this happen?

Did Randy pressure you into doing
something you were uncomfortable with?

He did.

He told me that it would be okay and
that all the cool grandmas are doing it.

I'm going to kill him for giving me
this. This is why I didn't want you to

Mom, you're too old.

You should be closing up the shop by
now.

Well, the shop is still open and now
there's a clean up and I'll...

but you didn't complete some of the
questions on your medical record. Would

like to come back inside?

No, let's do it out here.

The last time I went in there, you guys
gave me the dripsies.

Your birth date.

You only wrote a four. Give me.

Okay.

And your second pregnancy.

Now, did you carry that to full term?

Second pregnancy?

Mom, what the hell is she talking about?

You know what?

I forgot to tell you you have a sister.
Let's finish this inside.

You're not going to believe this, Angie.

I just found out my mom blew away a
sister I never knew that I had. George.

wait.

It gets better.

And the only way that I found out is
because my mom has gonorrhea.

George, this is Janet.

She's a customer.

I'm showing her sunscreens because she's
taking a lovely trip to Mexico.

How would you feel about taking an itchy
old lady with you?

Just take the sunscreens. I'll bill you
later.

What is going on?

First you have a father and now you have
a...

You know what? Don't judge me.

After Manny walked out on us, then I
found out I was pregnant.

I already had a two -year -old and no
money. I did what I had to do.

So you gave up my sister just like that?

I made sure she went to a good family.

Why didn't you do that for me?

in touch with her?

Did he even know about it? Oh, crap.
Here we go.

Mom, this is my sister. I want to know
about her.

What's the name of the family that
adopted her?

Let's see.

Wait, wait.

It was Mr.

and Mrs. Mind -Your -Own -Business
-You're -Lucky -I -Kept -You Berg.

Names, Mom.

God's sake.

It was the Loramber.

They used to live down the street.

Does she know that she's adopted?

How the hell should I know? They moved
out of the neighborhood.

I bet I can find them. No. Hey, you know
what? You stay out of this. It's

between me and your father.

So Manny knows about this?

No. It's between me and me.

Leave it alone.

Leave it alone.

I got up early. I've been on the
computer for hours searching for your

I cross -checked every Lorenzo in
California with the year your sister

have been born, and I've narrowed it
down to 20.

Well, I slept in, took a long shower,
read the sports page.

Then I called my mom's neighbor and
found out where the Lorenzos moved.

That one right there.

But look at you, surfing the web. You
rock!

Did you call?

Well, not yet. I found out she works for
the Valley School District.

When her office opens, I'm gonna go down
and meet her.

What are you gonna say to her?

I'm gonna play it by ear. I mean, I
gotta figure out whether she knows she's

adopted. I'll take it from there.

But her name's Linda.

Hey, give me five bucks, I'll let you
watch my sister Linda change.

That sounds nice, huh?

Oye, mijita, can you iron this shirt?
Sure, daddy.

Did you trim your eyebrows?

Oh, just one.

Put an arch in it.

Makes me look interested when people are
talking as if I'm saying, is that so?

You're going to dress up for mom
tonight, aren't you?

That's tonight?

I completely forgot about it.

Daddy, I know when you're lying.

Is that so?

All right, menina. I was rehearsing how
I was going to tell her off, but then I

got to thinking.

A marriage takes two people.

Maybe I worked too much. Maybe I
neglected her.

Maybe I didn't tell her enough how
beautiful she was, or maybe I told her

much. Maybe you annoyed her into another
man's arms.

a good feeling about this, Daddy. We are
going to be a family again.

And George, he's going to meet his
sister for the first time in 35 years.

This is so beautiful.

My mom, my dad, you, your sister.

Two families are coming together.

All right, I'll catch you later.

What's the matter, princess?

You gain half a pound?

Superintendent of the Valley School
District.

I normally don't take unscheduled
meetings, but your cause hits close to

because I'm dyslexic.

You know, me too.

You must run in your family, right?

Actually not.

I know it's usually genetic, but it's
kind of a mystery where mine came from.

The pictures are your family.

Yeah. We're very close.

Wow, that's a nice one.

Oh, yeah.

I miss Cupcake so much.

He was my childhood pony.

You had a pony?

I had to swim in a trash can.

What?

Oh, I'm sorry. Gulf War.

What can I do for your organization?

Well, I thought that since we're both
Latinos and this is an issue... Well,

actually, I'm not Latina. I'm Italian,
but I get that all the time.

You think you're Italian.

I don't think I'm Italian. I am Italian.

Siciliana. We visit Sicily every year.

We go to this little church where my
mother prays to her patron saint for

helping to conceive me.

So this Italian woman...

She gave birth to you?

Yes.

That's why I call her Mom.

The reason I ask is that a lot of
dyslexic kids had unhappy childhoods.

ever wish that you had different
parents?

Never. My parents gave me so much love
and encouragement.

My mom even quit work to tutor me.

I'm really lucky.

Well, I think I've taken enough of your
time.

But what about lad?

Oh, forget about it. Let it go.

What was that?

Oh, it's for a dyslexia newsletter.

It's all pictures.

You take care of yourself.

And watch your blood pressure.

I got your message.

Why should it work today, baby doll?

You disgusting piece of crap!

Oh, we're playing that game.

All right, you dirty little garden
gnome!

What are you talking about? You gave me
the clap.

Now, who have you been whoring around
with, huh?

Just you, Benny.

Just you.

You're the best thing that ever happened
to me. Why would I do anything to mess

that up?

I swear, I didn't know I had it.

Well, the tramp you were with before me
must have given you a little going -away

present.

Benny, I'm so sorry.

You know what? Just tell it to the
clinic.

You're going to be taking penicillin for
two weeks.

Maybe this is a blessing.

I mean, we can just talk and get to know
each other and really open up.

Right. Or maybe you can call me when you
finish your meds and burn the blanket

in the back of your truck.

I'm going to miss you, baby.

Back off!

Mommy's going to be able to resist you.

I think you're taking this a little too
seriously, Vic. Why don't you

take some of that cologne and put it on
a rag, pop it over her mouth and drag

her away, huh?

Perhaps I should air myself out in the
backyard.

What happened? Did you meet your sister?

What? I told you to leave it alone.

Well, I didn't.

And I met her.

And she's very happy and she's very
successful.

So I guess those two minutes she spent
with you didn't ruin her.

When are we gonna meet her?

We're not.

She doesn't know she's adopted, Angie,
and I'm not gonna tell her. Good.

Took a picture of her, though.

Oh, she's got big eyes.

What? I kind of surprised her with the
camera.

Mom,

you want to see? No.

Oh, I got it.

You are being so selfish. How can you do
this to Daddy and to me?

No, I don't understand, and I don't want
to understand.

Someone smell me.

Mom just called.

She's not coming.

Oh.

Hey, guys,

look at the blanket Randy threw out.

TGIF continues with a show the New York
Times calls terrific.

A new Marriage of the Kellys is next on
ABC.

You are doing it all wrong.

Listen and learn.

Don't play it like you're killing a bug.

Think of the conga as a woman and then
play him like you're making love

to her.