All language subtitles for george_lopez_s02e22_team_leader

Was it a foul?

God, it's not like when we used to play
basketball, huh?

No blood, no foul.

What are you talking about? The only
time there was blood was when the coach

threw a rock at you to get you off the
court.

Hey, I could have been pro if I was a
little bit faster and a little bit

and maybe a little bit more coordinated.

What are we going to do now?

Hey, man, you got to go. I got to finish
these employee evaluations.

Oh, yeah, evaluations.

Hey, what did you say about me?

Let's see.

Ernesto Cardenas. He's punctual,
hardworking, loyal, good with kids, and

occasionally messes in the house. Hey,
don't write that.

It's okay. I also said you got
intelligent eyes and a shiny coat.

Fine. Don't tell me. Don't worry about
it, brother. I got you covered.

Oh, hey, you dropped your keys.

Oh.

Huh?

Oh,

they're in your hand.

Good boy.

I got it. I thought it was the perfect
job to help pay for Carmen's private

school. It's something that I love to
do, I'm good at, and I've been doing it

since I was 16.

Honey, we're not that desperate.

I'm talking about makeup.

Carmen, come down here.

I should be selling beauty products. I
am really good at matching color into

skin tone.

Look at Carmen.

Wow, Angie, she looks great.

She can't leave the house looking like
that, but she looks great.

Well, what's the point of looking great
if I can't leave the house?

Because I worry about you.

Honey, when you were born, I held you in
my arms and I looked at you and I said

to myself, that is one ugly baby.

No boy's going to want to go near that.

So are you saying I'm turning into a
beautiful young woman?

Well, you got your words, I got mine.
Off with you.

makeup. I wanted to practice on somebody
with a different coloring than Carmen.

Plus, I've got great teeth on.

You know, I saw this

coming when he was six months old and
reached for my earrings.

Hey,

Mommy can't stay in here. I'm doing
employee evaluation.

Oh, you're doing them this early? That's
not good.

Why not?

Well, because every time they do early
evaluations, it's to figure out who

they're going to lay off.

The Powers brothers never said anything
about layoffs.

Oh, they know that if they told you, you
would give everyone good evaluations

because you care about your employees,
Pansy.

Hey, I can be tough when I need to be. I
gave Ernie a couple of sixes.

Well, I better make those nines.

George, we've read your evaluations.
We've made some tough decisions.

Listen, guys, I have to tell you, I
think layoffs are a bad idea. What?

not laying anybody off. No, in fact, we
need to speed up production to meet the

deadline for the Blackwell project.
We're making four people team leaders.

are promoting Charlie Morris, Leticia
Harris, Buddy Palmer, and Ernesto

Cardenas.

Team leader, Ernie?

Yeah, you gave him all nines. He
deserves to be leading a team.

No, it's funny. All this time we thought
he was just... The boob at the company

picnic who eats all the pies.

Hey, so who are they firing? If it's
Crazy Carlos, I'm not coming in tomorrow

because he's a shooter.

They're not firing anybody. They're
making four people team leaders and one

them is Ernie.

Ernie? Well, he can't lead a flight of
dog poop.

Well, I gave him a good evaluation
because you told me they were going to

firing. Man, I should have known better
than to listen to the woman who said

that the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus
shot each other, so don't expect

this year.

Well, you can't let Ernie be a team
leader.

No, nobody's going to take orders from
that clown.

Especially his team. They're tough.

Hey, remember when Bobby lost his hand
and they kept passing it around and high

-fiving it?

Well, I've got to talk to Ernie before
the Powers Brothers do. Maybe I can

convince him not to take the job. Who
knows? He probably doesn't want it

anyways.

here to train Angie Lopez?

I'm Angie. Come on in.

Excuse me for asking, but how old are
you?

I'm 42, but I've been using La Marie
rejuvenating cream for like the last 20

years.

You're already selling.

Come on, why don't we go to the kitchen
where it's quieter?

All right, why don't we just jump right
in here and you can try yourself to

pitch out on me.

Okay.

Well, Stephanie, thank you for coming to
my lumery party.

I know you're not looking for bananas,
because we don't sell bananas.

You must be looking for makeup. So, what
can I do you for?

Okay, you suck.

Let's just talk about the products one
by one.

Okay.

You know what?

I noticed that you have the most...
Beautiful eyes.

Thank you.

If we could just do something about
those crow's feet and those worry lines.

Crow's feet and worry lines?

All right. See what I did there? It's
called a give and take.

I give you a compliment, and then I take
it away by pointing out a flaw.

When women feel insecure, they're more
likely to buy.

That's not in the manual.

Next Thursday is your very first makeup
party.

Here at the house, okay? Now let me just
run to the car and get some of the new

products that we're pushing. Okay.

Oh, George, this is my Lumery
supervisor.

Stephanie, this is my husband, George.
Hi, George. Hi. I can tell you're a very

hardworking man by the bags underneath
your eyes.

You should try our Lumery cucumber man
mask.

You know, thanks, but I'm married. I
don't give a crap how I look.

You're in a good mood.

I got a big problem at work.

They made Ernie team leader.

Who screwed up with that?

Mine. I gave him too good an evaluation.

George, he's not a leader. What happens
if he does a bad job?

His line will fall behind.

Oh, great. And then he'll look bad, and
you'll look bad for recommending him.

And you'll look bad for marrying me.

I'm not going down alone, Angie.

George, you have to tell him it was a
mistake. Even though he's your best

friend, you are the manager. You've got
to make the hard decisions no matter how

much it hurts him.

Hey, guys.

Ernie!

Congratulations, team leader. We are so
proud of you.

Man, team leader.

Isn't that something, George?

Hey. Did you ever think we'd both be
management?

No.

Hey, listen, Ernie.

It's a tough job, man.

Maybe not everyone's going to see you as
a team leader.

And that's why it means so much that you
did.

George, all this time I thought I was
happy with being just another worker.

But then you moved up and I started to
realize maybe I could do more with my

life.

George, I want this.

I can do this.

I'm not going to disappoint you.

I'm going to kick some ass for you, man.

That's what a team leader does.

He kicks butt and cries all over his
boss.

George, I need for you to sign off on my
infection form. You know, not now, Mom.

I'm busy.

Oh, how far behind are you?

Oh, let me see. Today's Tuesday. I work
12 hours a day, six days a week.

The average man lives to be 74.

I'm Latino. Make that 71.

I'm married. 70.

You're still alive. Make that 54.

Ernie be team leader?

He'll be fine, Mom.

He'll be fine.

Look at Mr. Team Leader.

They're playing keep away with his
clipboard.

It's his responsibility. He's got to
control his team.

He's on his own now.

I'm not going to fix this like when he
was a kid.

He's afraid of the dark. Come on.

Ernie, stop spinning the team leader.

It's okay, George.

just hazing the new boss.

You know, Ernie, they want you down in
HR to do your paperwork.

Okay. Hey, I want you guys on your
machines.

We're going to have a hard day's work.

We're going to give it 110 % because who
makes the best rear axle stabilizer

struts in the business?

Boeing.

Well, who makes their cheap knockoffs?

We do.

Listen up.

We've got a big deadline to meet.

So I haven't got time for you guys to
screw around with Ernie. So as far as

you're concerned, I'm your team leader
and Ernie's your cheerleader.

Okay, you can listen to his pep talks,
but if you've got a problem, you come to

me. And all this is off the record.
Okay, I don't want him to know anything

about this.

Hey, HR was closed, so I'm going to go
back later.

Why is everybody standing around? Come
on, you should be on your machine. Let's

go. And I think this

lumery concealer would match your skin
tone.

I don't usually wear concealer.

Oh.

You know, I just noticed you have such
great bone structure.

It almost draws the attention away from
that sun damage on your cheeks.

I have sun damage?

How many people are going to be this
close to you?

I'd like to have a boyfriend.

I'm sorry, Angie. I kind of have to be
someplace. I just wanted to look at

lipsticks. Oh, great.

A nice dark red will really pull the
men's eyes up from all that loose skin

under your chin.

You notice that?

I lost 150 pounds, but I can't do
anything about this loose skin.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. You're fine.

Look, I'm just making things up because
my daughter had to leave public school

because the girls were calling her a
whore.

So we had to put her in an expensive
private school, and that's why I took

job. So you guys don't have to buy
anything if you don't want. We all have

skin.

Look, I swallowed a pencil.

I didn't know about your daughter.

I'll take some lipstick.

Got it. Angie, why don't you just say
you needed the money?

I'll take two emergency kits.

My sister's a dog.

Thank you so much.

Why don't you guys check out the rest of
my inventory in the kitchen, huh?

Thank you.

Your sympathy means so much to me.

And you, Missy, I am not going to prey
on women's insecurities just to make a

buck. I'm going to use pity.

It works for me.

Well, you know, that's not going to work
on everyone.

But it has to.

If I can't pay back the loan, we're
going to have to take my daughter out of

private school, and we're going to have
to give up the special tutors for my

dyslexic son, and we could still lose
the car, even the house, everything.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had no idea
that... You're lying.

Am I?

Or am I just that pathetic?

George, you won't believe it. I sold so
many cosmetics today, I'm ordering more

inventory.

Oh, my God. What is all that?

Well, the George that does Ernie's job
is done for the day.

This is all the crap that the George who
does George's job still has to do

tonight.

I'm glad I'm not him.

Well, we did talk about this.

Are you ready to hear it?

All right, let me get a beer.

Ready now?

Oh, can I get comfortable?

Now?

Dancing for me.

I told you so. I told you so. I told you
so.

You know, when you do it like that, I
almost enjoy being wrong.

Don't expect to dance every time you're
wrong. I don't have that kind of energy.

Hey, Ernie, what's up?

Oh, nothing.

I just went to have some beers with
Frank and the guys.

Oh, yeah? How many beers does Frank
have?

Oh, let me see.

Two. four, six, eight, who don't you
appreciate?

Look, Ernie. A cheerleader?

George, you told the guys I was only a
cheerleader.

How could you betray me like that?

Well, the guys weren't supposed to tell
you. I can't believe you went behind my

back like that.

If you didn't think I was good enough to
be a team leader, then why the hell did

you recommend me?

It was a mistake.

Look, man, you're too nice a guy to be a
team leader. I was just trying to

protect you.

Since when have I needed you to protect
me?

How about our entire childhood?

Ernie, I saved your butt like a thousand
times, man. Everybody took advantage of

you. Bullies, girls.

Remember that special needs kid you
ended up pushing around in a wheelchair

high school?

Yeah. I found out he was faking and I
beat the crap out of him.

So he wasn't special needs?

Well, he was deaf.

You beat up a deaf guy?

Ernie, for you!

Well, I'm an adult now.

Stop treating me like a baby brother and
let me think or swim on my own.

So you think you can motivate your guys
to meet the Blackwell deadline?

Yeah. How?

Five simple words. Pizza party at the
zoo.

You know, it was a crappy idea on prom
night and it's a crappy idea now.

Hey.

I'm gonna do this.

And you know what?

After I pull this off, I want you to
dress up and be my cheerleader at a time

and place of my choosing.

All right.

And what happens if you don't pull it
off?

I'll run around the factory three times
naked.

Well, who wins there, Ernie?

Okay, team leaders, tomorrow we ship to
Blackwell and need those status reports.

Hey.

George, where the hell is Ernie?

I don't know.

Well, we need his report now, George.

Okay, guys, listen. Ernie's report isn't
in, and I take full responsibility for

this. I recommend it. When Ernie looks
bad, I look bad. And when I look bad,

Angie looks bad.

So, let's focus on her.

I, uh,

sorry we're late. Hey, uh, guess where
we were?

I'm thinking knee -deep in bourbon.

Oh, the zoo.

We met our deadline early, so I took my
team out for a pizza party.

We thought it was going to be stupid,
but it was actually fun. Although eating

pizza underneath the bird show was
actually pretty stupid.

Yeah.

Oh, I hope all the other team leaders
met their deadlines.

Yep, they all did.

Oh, okay.

But did they see a baby rhino being
born? I don't think so.

Good work, Ernie. Thank you. Well done.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

Congratulations, man.

How'd you do it?

Remember a couple of years ago, I got
switched over from the lathe to the

press? And I wanted to prove myself, so
I worked harder.

I figured if I switched all my guys to
new machines, they'd work harder, too.

Man, I'm proud of you.

And your elephant looks pretty happy,
too.

Hey,

we're not done, George.

Hey, ball, corner pocket.

Hey,

George,

you know what I want?

That's a bet.

You're so fine. You're so fine. You run
the line. Hey, Ernie.

Hey, Ernie.

Oh, Ernie, you're so fine. You're so
fine. You changed my mind. Hey, Ernie.

Hey, Ernie.

All right, nobody gives me any crap, but
you can buy me drinks.

Let me get a beer.

You ready now?

Let me get comfortable.

Now?

Dance it for me.

You told me so. You told me so.