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Okay, I'm here. Have you found Carmen
yet? No, and I'm worried sick. It's her
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first day at a new school. She should
have been home an hour ago.
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Come on, it's an hour.
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She's got no money. She's got no
friends.
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She's probably walking around the mall
crying.
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George, she's the new kid in class.
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She's probably depressed.
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She should be here at home where we can
support her. Okay, let's say she did
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have a bad day.
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The worst day of her life. She's going
to come home. She's going to tell us all
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her worries and all her fears. Isn't it
better to let the hot dog on the stick
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people deal with the first five minutes
of school hair, boys? Nobody likes.
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Dad, how come you're home?
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Your mom's worried that Carmen's not
going to make any friends at Allendale
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the kids are going to harass her like at
her old school.
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What if all the kids liked her and
everything went great?
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You know, you could have called.
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Who's this?
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Everyone, this is my new friend, Olivia.
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Hey, we can see this one.
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Max, be quiet.
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Carmen has a new friend.
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A friend, George.
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A new friend.
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I had the best day. I mean, I know it's
going to be tough to catch up, but at
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least I met Olivia.
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She's starting mid -semester, too.
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So what are you in for?
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What do you mean?
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Look, you've changed schools in the
middle of the year.
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I mean, it's okay, we don't judge, but
what is it, you know, Tweaker, Klepto?
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You got a bun in the oven?
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No, I'm from Toronto.
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Like I said, we don't judge.
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Hi, I'm Matt. Can I get you something to
drink?
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What are you doing?
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She's a guest.
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I'll cook you things. You smell good.
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I bet bees chase you.
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You're so cute.
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How old are you?
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See all these teeth?
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Permanent.
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Okay, Olivia, why don't we go start
studying? My room is the first one to
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left. Okay.
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I better start my homework, too.
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I did it, Angie.
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I did it.
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I tuned her out.
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After all these years of practicing,
quick, say something to me.
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That's not funny.
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What?
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Yes!
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Carson City is the capital of Nevada.
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Concord is the capital of New Hampshire.
And Trenton is the capital of New
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Jersey.
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Give me your cell phone number so we can
text message each other in class.
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I'm not allowed to have a cell phone.
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What if someone tried to kidnap you or
something?
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Well, my dad says his taxes pay for the
Amber Alerts.
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Oh, my
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God. Did you see that boy Matt who came
into homeroom? Oh, my God. He's a full
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-on dime.
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Oh, forget it.
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Do you have a shirt I can borrow?
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I want to get out of this uniform.
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Yeah, sure, no problem.
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Here,
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try this.
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So, what do you think of my little
brother?
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Oh, he's adorable.
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Yeah, too bad about his eye.
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What's wrong with his eye?
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of perfume.
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That's not true.
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Then why are you covering your eye?
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I'm just crying because I'm upset about
being accused.
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Yeah, but you're only crying out of one
eye.
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I'm not that upset.
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I'm not lying, okay? The people have got
to be on that wall somewhere.
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See? There it is.
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Okay, Carmen, relax. You probably can't
even see anything through it. Oh, hey,
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Olivia.
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Who's that?
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Uh, it's Mr. Lopez.
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I was just wondering if you wanted to
stay for dinner?
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Sure, but I'm a vegetarian.
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Well, we'll see what we can do, all
right?
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You little freak, I can't believe you're
peeking at me through a hole.
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I never peeked at you.
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That's not what the hole was for.
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Then what was it for?
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I put my butt up against it so I could
gas you out.
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You could have told me that before I put
my eye up there.
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Max, what did you see?
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Nothing. Okay, you know this is wrong,
right?
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Okay, go wash out your eye.
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That's it?
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Go wash your eye out? Look, Carmen, Max
doesn't know any better. He's a little
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boy. But you could have blinded him. Who
knows what's in that fruity teen
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perfume you wear?
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Don't test these on animals anymore. We
don't know if they're safe.
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Yeah, well, I wish I would have blinded
him. That way he wouldn't...
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peek anymore, would he? Okay, that's it.
Nobody hurts anybody in this house. No
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telephone for you for a week. What? You
heard me. He was looking at my friend
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getting undressed, and you're punishing
me? That's crazy.
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Okay, you want more punishment? Keep
talking.
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Oh, yeah, defend the little perv. What
is going on?
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Max tried to steal Olivia naked, and
Dad's punishing me.
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Some man you married.
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Your daughter's freaking out. Max made a
little peephole in the wall, but he
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didn't see anything. I handled it. What
did you think?
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I told him it was wrong.
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Well, I hope you all... told him it was
completely out of line and unacceptable
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behavior and that peeking at someone is
a violation of their privacy and shows a
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total lack of respect yeah like that but
stronger
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come on Angie look don't make this
bigger than it is okay
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you're not a boy you wouldn't understand
he's starting to get curious I did the
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same thing when I was his age Ernie's
mom
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Oh, my God, she's a big woman.
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You know, I saw one boob through one
window and one boob through the other
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window.
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Max is growing up.
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You'll soon understand why it's okay
that anacorna COVID never wins.
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You know, it's about time.
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Hey, what happened?
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Oh, Max got caught sneaking a look at
one of Carmen's friends.
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Oh, man, I didn't see my first naked
woman until I was 18.
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And the first one that was awake until I
was 30.
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You know, I caught George peeking at a
woman when he was around Max's age. You
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remember that, George?
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Ernie'd like to hear that story.
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No,
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he wouldn't, Mom.
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George, I forget. Who was that again?
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You know, I don't remember. Back to
work, Mom.
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Oh, man, was it that Super Fox Sylvia
from across the street?
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No, but it was a form of wildlife.
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Well, who was it?
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Your mom.
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Ernie, I wasn't trying to, man. Who
watches TV naked after a shower?
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She likes to air dry.
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Look, to even things up, I'll let you
look at my mom naked.
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So you want pictures or the real thing?
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What hospital is he at?
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I'll be right there.
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What is it?
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They're taking Max to the hospital. He
got into a fight at school.
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A fight, too?
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Wow, when that kid's web will drop, it's
like thunder.
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Oh, man, Max, are you okay? He fell and
hit his head. They put ten stitches in,
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but there's no fracture or concussion.
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I got into a fight with five guys.
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You should have seen them, Dad. They
were scared.
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Yeah? You put up a good fight?
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No. When I saw all the blood coming out
of my head, they were scared.
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This is why those boys were picking on
him. Somebody put up a picture of Max
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sleeping on the current events board at
his school.
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You fight with guys, you peep on girls,
you sleep in your underwear with that
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little pink bunny.
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You're a complex little man, Max.
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I didn't sleep with the bunny.
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Carmen put it there.
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Dad, everyone at school saw that
picture. I'm gonna kill her. Max,
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No, I'm really gonna kill her. And
Grandma told me how to make it look like
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accident.
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You're not killing anyone.
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And now you know how it feels to have
your privacy invaded.
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Max, I got you some pudding from the
cafeteria.
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Okay, come here.
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Look, this is the worst thing you've
ever done. Your brother's in a hospital
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with stitches in his head because of
you. I just wanted to teach him a
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didn't know he'd get hurt. Look, I'm not
worried about his head. That'll heal.
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But nobody's ever going to forget that
picture.
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Every time he walks down the hall in
school, they're going to be calling him
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sissy and a wolf and a bunny hugger.
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I can hear you.
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Maybe you didn't understand me when I
said nobody hurts anybody in this
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so let me make it clearer.
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Okay, no phone, no email, and no TV for
a month. But I'm getting more
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punishments? Why do I even talk to you?
Always take Max aside. He's the golden
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child.
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Hey, don't walk away from me. Why? You
don't need me. You've got Max.
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You love him more than you love me
anyway.
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We really are better off without him.
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Carmen, home yet? No.
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Hey, Matt, is your head okay?
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How many beers am I holding up, honey?
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Honey, you never called me honey.
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Well, you should have been cuter.
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Carmen.
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Oh, what's going on?
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Nothing, Benny.
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Dad loves me more than Carmen.
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Max, that's not true.
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Give us some privacy. I need to talk to
George. All right.
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Angie, I know where you're going on
this, and I want you to know that I am
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your side.
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Thank you.
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Then you can stay.
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As for you, mister... Look at Angie.
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I know where you're going with this, and
I want you to know that I'm on your
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side, too, so let's eat quietly.
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I just had a long talk with Carmen.
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I think you're being completely unfair
with her.
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Man, she wraps you around her little
finger.
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She can't do that to me, because I don't
buy into all that drama.
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That's not drama, George. Those are her
real feelings.
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But every day?
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Who feels every day?
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10 -year -old boy without a care in the
world, of course you like him better. So
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you do, too?
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Now we can say it out loud. Make that
three. No!
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It's just that he's easier right now. I
know she's a handful, but you can't
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dismiss all her problems as teenage
drama.
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You have two kids. You should be
treating them equally.
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Hey, I do treat them equally. No, you
don't. See?
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You treat the boy better.
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But, you know, Carmen's got to get used
to it.
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I get really screwed in this world. I
cannot tell you how much easier my life
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would have been if I had had something
dangling between my legs.
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That's a pretty image of my mommy.
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Do you see this insanity?
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Crazy apple, crazy tree.
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Look, if your point is that I'm crazy
because of my mother, I know that.
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T -shirt, I'll wear it. He thought I
don't care.
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I'm also saying that your daughter
doesn't feel as loved as your son. I see
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Benny sees it. Even Mac sees it.
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You might want to do something about
that.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, it's not your fault.
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It's the way it's been through all
history.
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Men are the warriors, the hunters, the
money earners.
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That's why boys are treated like
princes.
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What are you talking about, you crazy
old bat?
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You ever treated me like a prince?
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Hey, did you eat every day?
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No.
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Well, what do you know?
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You know what? At least I didn't sell
you. And there was a lady at Pick and
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who kept asking.
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Wait, what Pick and Save? Maybe it's not
too late.
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Am I coming back?
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As long as you're a tax deduction,
you'll always be safe in my house.
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Where are we going?
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I just want to talk.
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The first thing I want to say is I
should have punished Max a lot more than
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did.
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Well, I should call the newspaper.
George Lopez admits he's wrong.
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You don't. You don't.
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Look, maybe I went easier on Max because
I know why he peeped.
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I mean, I was a boy. I get that.
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But I don't get you anymore.
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I did when you were a little girl.
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Because you were just like a little boy,
except you never got caught in your
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zipper.
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Well, I'm not a little boy or a little
girl anymore.
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I'd like some privacy and I'd like some
respect.
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That's fair.
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And I'd like my feelings listened to.
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Ew, that's a tough one.
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Why?
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Because everything's a crisis with you.
There are no small problems.
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I'm on overload, Carmen.
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And I thought teenagers were supposed to
lock themselves in their rooms and
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never talk to their parents.
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I'm kind of looking forward to that.
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Well, I'm sorry I tell you all my
problems.
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No, you shouldn't be.
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I need to get better at this.
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Look, I promise to start listening to
your feelings if you promise not to have
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so many of them.
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Deal.
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And don't ever think I love Max more
than I love you.
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Because that's not right.
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Okay.
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We're crying.
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I got you the cell phone to make up for
everything. Stop crying.
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Oh, my God. It's a cell phone.
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Hey, what are you looking at?
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We're feeling in here.
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Go, man. The light's green.
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What are you wearing? Show!
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George, I don't want you to talk like
that with Carmen in the car.
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All right, we'll be home in a little
bit.
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Hey, make sure you lock up.
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I heard on the radio there's a guy
breaking into people's houses.
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Is he in our area?
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Yes.
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Damn you!
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What's wrong?
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You look like you've been caught.
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Yeah, because I missed you so much.
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Oh, you're such a good liar.
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Angie, do you think the kids have
favorites?
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No. I think they love us both equally.
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Hey, Max.
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Hey, Dad.
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Answer a question for us.
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Your mom and I are both drowning and
there's only one life preserver. Two
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love you both.
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bucks from your dad, I'll just do it.
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