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This is gonna be so cool.
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I'm gonna be the only one with a
motorized skateboard.
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Hey, how fast do you think it's gonna
go?
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Ron, if my calculations are correct,
with a couple of minor adjustments,
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be able to go this fast.
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I WAIT!
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Come on, lunch is ready!
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Okay, here is this week's... Monday is
Max's soccer game. Tuesday is
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Carmen's dance class.
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Wednesday is my birthday.
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Thursday is the day after my birthday.
Friday is two days after my birthday.
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Saturday, if we have not celebrated my
birthday by then, I'll be known as the
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Widow Lopez.
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Angie, I know Wednesday's your birthday.
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Yeah, I know it is, too. I saw a bunch
of empty boxes of hair dye in the trash.
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Kids, notice how at feeding time the old
dominant chimp challenges the young
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beautiful one?
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You know what?
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Call me whatever you want.
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I'm eating your food, I'm drinking your
beer, I'm watching your television.
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Yeah, I'm the monkey.
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Do you have anything planned for my
birthday?
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Angie, please.
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I got... Don't say I got this.
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I will do my best to get this.
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What are you going to get her, Dad? I
have no idea.
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Just give her something from the heart,
something only you know she likes.
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She likes tea.
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I've seen her drink it.
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You like the couch. I've seen you sleep
on it.
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I can't screw this up. I gotta get her
something she's gonna love.
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Well, he's been talking about this charm
bracelet she really likes. Really?
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What's the story to that? I don't know.
I'll go check the receipt.
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That's right.
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I bought it.
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Yeah, you're gonna buy it, all right.
Why don't you try to stop that
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George, that was a great birthday
dinner.
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But I still think you spent way too much
money.
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Come on, that place was a big rip -off.
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The whole steak is stuck right here in
my tooth.
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Grandma,
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if you finished your steak, then what's
in the swan?
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I don't know.
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Some lady was dumb enough to leave it on
the bathroom sink.
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You're just a big Mexican hillbilly,
aren't you?
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Angie, why don't you come over to the
couch, my love?
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It's time to open gifts. Your birthday's
not over. Who's first? I'll go. I'll
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go.
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Happy birthday, Mom.
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Oh, you wrote
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me a poem?
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A single -page, 30 -page poem?
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Get the stuff. Who's next?
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I'll go last.
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Okay, I'll go get my gift.
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Mom, why don't you give Angie yours?
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It's a homemade video.
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George, is that our trip to the lake?
Because the kids can't see that.
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Just watch.
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Happy birthday, mija.
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Oh, it's daddy.
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Your mother wanted to say happy
birthday, too.
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But she's volunteering at a dermatology
clinic in Guatemala.
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There is somebody else here, though.
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Hey, sis.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, my God, my sister.
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How did you get her to do this? We're
not even talking.
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If we were, I'd tell her those bangs
were a bad idea.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hey, how do you think your dad looks?
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Well, if that mustache were any bigger,
he could smuggle Cubans in it.
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This no talking is ridiculous.
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I miss you. And George called with this
fabulous idea for your birthday. So turn
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around and you'll see your present.
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Turn around?
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Just turn around and kiss your hairy
father.
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Don't anybody move. I'm going to get my
camera.
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Okay. This is kind of a combined
birthday slash let's make up gift.
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So, happy birthday, Ange.
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Oh, my God.
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It's beautiful.
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It's Chanel.
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I can't wear it again. I... I wore it
out of benefit and I was photographed in
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it.
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Oh, you show up on film now?
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Listen.
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What I said about Richard, I'm really
sorry.
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Angie... No, let me say this. I never
should have tried to stop you from
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marrying him. And I wish he was here so
I could apologize to him, too.
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Well, he would have been here, but he's
kind of busy.
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Divorcing me.
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What?
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Only two years.
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Richard was perfect.
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Professional, wealthy, handsome, Cuban.
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I'm stupefied.
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How can you and Richard be getting a
divorce when these two are still
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There must have been some way you could
have worked this out.
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How do you work it out when your
husband's never home? How do you work it
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when you feel like there's a stranger in
your bed? How do you work it out when
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you're changing sheets and you find the
stranger's panties?
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I'm a little confused here. Were they
his panties?
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Gloria, you keep going for these hot,
sexy, rich guys when you should be going
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for a guy like George.
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Cosmo says boring and hardworking is the
new hot and rich. It is for me.
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Hey, my mom.
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Stop it.
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Your sister has a broken heart.
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Come on, Gloria.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Remember what Dad said to us when he
walked us down the aisle?
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Hold on to this one and never let him
go?
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You said to me when you make waffles,
you always throw out the first one.
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I tailor my message to the moment.
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Well, Dad got it wrong.
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I'd be happy to have you on marriage.
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I'm sorry. I've got to stop.
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This is Angie's day.
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Let's all go outside and make this a
party.
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Dad, help me with the plates.
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George, can you bring out the rest of
the cake? Sure.
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I'll be right out. Okay.
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George, you have a little icing there.
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Where?
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Right there.
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What the hell was that all about?
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What? What she just did.
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Dude,
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that's my sister -in -law.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Oh, well, Max, it's complicated.
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I mean, sometimes people love each
other, but it just doesn't work out.
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That's sad.
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It can also be pretty funny.
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Like that time Mr. Ortega chased Mr.
Ortega down the street with a plunger.
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That was my first mega lady.
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Yeah, I'm sorry about that, Max.
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At least her breath covered most of her
body.
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All right, it's getting late. We'll
finish this tomorrow, so get up to bed.
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I'm in here.
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Oh, hey, hey, lingerie.
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I'm sorry. I just came out for a smoke
and I thought the light was on.
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I thought you quit smoking.
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I thought Richard quit secretaries.
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Since we're here,
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can I confess something?
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You wore the Chanel dress more than
once, didn't you?
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knows.
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When Angie first brought you home, I
thought you were a huge loser.
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Okay, I'll confess something too.
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I was in the kitchen and I heard you
say, Angie, this guy's a huge loser.
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Well, I just want to say I was mostly
wrong.
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Hey, thanks.
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I'm actually a little jealous of her.
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You want to know something?
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I think she's actually a little jealous
of you too.
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You're right. I should turn off the
lights. No.
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So you want the lights off? No!
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You want me up on the bench? No!
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I want you to remember I'm married to
your sister.
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Oh.
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Orale, not you too.
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Mom, I need to talk to somebody.
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But since you're here, look.
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Something happened last night.
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Oh, just flip the mattress over. No one
knows.
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Angie Fisher came on to me.
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What? I'm serious.
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Gloria tried to kiss me last night.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't believe this.
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You're saying my Gloria tried to kiss
you? Vic, I don't... You don't even
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understand how you got one Palmetto
woman and you think two are after you?
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Where's my wife, eh? Is she in your
pants?
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Just keep your little fantasies to
yourself, eh? I don't want my girls
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because your ego is so big you think
everyone's trying to kiss you.
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Are these kisses, eh?
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Is this good for you?
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I think maybe you should buy me dinner
now because we are kissing!
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Imagine, there's an island of people
just like you.
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You believe Gloria kissed me, right?
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Oh, yeah, I believe you. She flirts with
everybody.
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She would tongue a cow for cream in her
coffee.
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So what do I do?
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If I tell Angie I ruined her
relationship with her sister, and if I
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her and she finds out from Gloria...
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Then it looks like I was trying to hide
something.
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No, I say don't tell her. Sometimes you
have to lie in order to protect someone.
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Okay, remember that little dog, Monkey,
you had, and one day it was gone, and I
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told you that he got hit by a car?
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Yeah. Okay, well, that was not true.
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He ran away.
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So he could still be alive?
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Well, he came back, but I had to take
him to the pound because I didn't want
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to think that your mother was a liar.
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and you cannot get that girl out of bed.
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No kidding.
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Look, Angie, about your sister... I know
she's got her problems.
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But last night after you went to bed, we
stayed up talking.
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For the first time in I don't know how
long, I felt like I had a sister again.
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And I have you to thank for that.
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So you're happy?
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I'm really happy.
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Well, that's the most important thing.
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I'll go get Max and we'll finish the
skateboard.
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George, can you do something for me?
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Sure. While Gloria's out here, I really
want you two to get to know each other
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better.
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I think that's happening, Angie. I
really do.
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Dude, ready to finish that skateboard?
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I don't care about this skateboard
anymore.
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This skateboard's going to go 40 miles
an hour. The guys from Jackass wouldn't
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even ride it.
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Why were you kissing Aunt Gloria?
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What? I saw you.
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Matt, I wasn't kissing Aunt Gloria. She
kissed me.
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I love your mother.
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And this family is everything to me, and
I wouldn't do anything to hurt you
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guys, okay?
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Okay.
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Good. Now, come on. Let's go down and
work on your skateboard.
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Are you and Mom going to get a divorce?
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No.
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You know what?
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Wait right here.
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Oh.
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Don't you ever wear clothes?
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Did you knock on my door to find out?
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Max saw you kiss me last night.
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He wants to know if Angie and I are
getting a divorce.
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Oh, my God.
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George, I'm sorry.
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I'm not letting you mess up my family,
so put on all the clothes you have until
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it resembles a tasteful pantsuit and go
down and talk to Max now.
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Hey, can I come in?
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You don't have to talk to me.
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My dad already did.
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Okay.
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You're mad at me.
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Why'd you kiss him?
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I don't know. Why did I marry Charlie
Sheen for a week? You have to ask my
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therapist.
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Hey, Max.
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I wasn't trying to take your dad away or
hurt your mom.
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I just broke up with my husband and... I
don't know. Maybe I'm sad.
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And seeing how happy your dad makes your
mom, I guess I wanted some of that
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happiness.
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Hey, someone could see.
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I'm sorry, Matt. I couldn't help myself.
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You are so cute.
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My dad said it's the hair.
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How'd it go?
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Good.
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But, um, I think I should leave.
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Yeah, I think you should.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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She walked right by you.
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Was that a quickie?
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You never have to worry about your mom
and me getting a divorce.
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Okay, I grew up without a dad and would
never let that happen to you.
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Are we gonna tell Mom?
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Yeah, I think we should.
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Okay, let's go.
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Whoa!
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I didn't finish.
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And I think it'd be better to wait till
Aunt Gloria leaves.
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Okay.
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You know, she tried to kiss me, too.
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Should I tell Mom that?
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No. But why don't you tell Grandpa Vic?
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I think he might get a kick out of it.
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I wish you didn't have to go. We were
having such a good time.
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I know, but the police want me to file a
report on the break -in. It's a big
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hassle, but I need to be there. Yep,
gotta go. Big emergency.
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Carmen, Max, come say goodbye.
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That was a kiss goodbye.
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Here's a hug.
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And then people are going to walk by the
house and say, yeah, that's where those
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people live.
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And the property values are going to go
down. And eventually the cops are going
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to arrest me in the front yard with no
shirt on.
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So I didn't hear a lot of yelling. What
happened out there?
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We talked.
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She confessed.
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She apologized.
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And then I gave her her hair back.
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I was going to tell you as soon as she
left.
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George, if there's one thing I know,
it's that I can trust you.
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Angie, I'm so sorry your birthday turned
out like this.
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Oh, it's not your fault. It's Gloria's.
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She's so competitive, it's disgusting.
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So, who's the better kisser?
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Mr. Needles.
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Once you get past that breath, it's a
wild ride.
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Put some music.
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I'm feeling nostalgic.
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How about a classic?
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All right.
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Iron Man by Black Sabbath?
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