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Hey, Angie, great Valentine's Day mixer.
Well, I didn't want anybody to be alone
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today, so I thought why not invite all
the single people from the factory over
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to the house?
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Yeah. Oh, by the way, you forgot to put
on the guacamole and the women.
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Oh, no, Angie, we left a bag of women on
top of the car when we left the store.
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We're probably all over the freeway by
now.
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Oh, here come the girls.
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Let's get this party started.
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There's nothing here.
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Well, great party. Thanks for coming by,
guys.
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You know what? We can still have a
Valentine's party without women. I know
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ways to make you forget about being
single. Boggle, Pictionary, and Trivial
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Pursuit.
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Guys, run!
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Whenever you have to go to see a woman
at a bar, a strip club, a Mommy and Me
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class, just get out!
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Honey, the guy's left.
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No.
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Look, I know the party's a bust, but
that means we can start our Valentine's
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earlier. Oh.
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I'll clean up, because I ain't going
home. No way.
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It's the one time a year my parents get
romantic.
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It takes all day, and it ends up with my
dad drunk and crying and my mom playing
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the accordion.
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Take five, homeboy. We're doing our
Valentine's gifts.
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Bounce. Oh, wait. I got to get mine.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh, happy Valentine's Day, baby.
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Oh, Angie, this is amazing.
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But you know, I wanted a humidor.
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See? I had it engraved.
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To my heart, my soul, my ending, my
beginning.
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It's beautiful.
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I hope you like what I got you.
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Oh.
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A hat.
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It's for when you go.
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See, it's got a solar -powered fan on
it.
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Yes, it does.
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Try it on.
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How do I look?
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Mom, will you be my Valentine?
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Suck up.
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You got the ones with my birthstones?
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Uh -huh.
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Garnet.
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What is with the hat?
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What is with that sweater?
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Your father got me a gardening hat for
Valentine's Day.
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Oh, I get it. The real present is buried
in the garden. I bet it's those
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earrings with your birthstones you kept
hinting about.
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Some people get hints.
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Some people don't.
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Because I might be getting that for
someone special on her 16th birthday.
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George.
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Kids, your father works really hard. He
doesn't have a lot of time to shop.
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But he is the most romantic man that I
know.
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George, I think they're old enough now.
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Come on, Angie. That's just between us.
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Is it dirty?
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I want to see it.
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It's not dirty.
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But...
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I think you kids can handle it.
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Okay.
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It was the end of our first date.
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I asked your father to the Sadie Hawkins
dance, and it was really late, and I
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was ready to go home. But he said that
he wanted to show me something special.
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What could be more special than this
giant corsage?
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In fact...
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If you take me home right now, I'll plan
it, and the tree will always remind me
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of our one date.
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Behold! My monument to a full -on fox!
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Who's that?
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That's you.
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I painted it for you.
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Oh, my God.
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It is me.
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You captured my body part. Perfectly.
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You painted this?
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Yeah.
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For me?
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See?
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G. Lopez.
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George, it's beautiful.
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Still not as beautiful as you are.
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Come on. I'll take you home.
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Wait.
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There's no hurry.
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And that was the moment I fell in love
with your father.
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It is the most romantic gesture ever.
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How could I even look at another man
after that?
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Beat that, little Romeo.
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So, how did you like her hat?
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She wasn't crazy about it.
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Every year I try to get her the right
thing, but I'm just not good at the gift
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stuff. So, you in the doghouse now?
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Oh, dude, please.
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I still got the mural.
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Hey, I wonder if the guy who really
painted it has gotten as much mileage
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it as you have.
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Come on, man. What's wrong with you?
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So, where are we going to dinner
tonight?
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I don't know. Where do you want to go?
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It's Valentine's Day.
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You didn't make a reservation?
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No.
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But I made the mural.
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Yes, you did.
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Impressive, huh?
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Wow. Let's go out and see it. Yeah,
let's get out and stare at the top of
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mom's butt.
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What's going on with all this
construction?
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It's probably like Stonehenge.
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You know, you want to keep it open, but
sooner or later you have to protect it.
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Let's see what's going on.
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That doesn't look like mom.
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Oh, Max, it's my interpretation.
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You see, when a man really cares about a
woman... He thinks her breasts are
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enormous.
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What are you talking about?
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That's me!
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Yeah, right.
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Listen, my husband is the artist.
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When you tear down the wall, can you at
least save me the part where he signed
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it? I'll try, but this is stucco. It
crumbles. I may not get the whole
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signature, Chato Perez.
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Who's Chato Perez?
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The guy who painted this. The
signature's over there in the leaf.
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The artist is G. Lopez. It's right there
in the corner.
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Nah, Taggart did that.
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It's graffiti.
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It's spray paint.
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I
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can
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see why you'd buy it, though. He looks
like he's got the soul of an artist.
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Looks like they're tearing down the
mural, aren't you?
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Mm -hmm.
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I could tell.
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You hardly touched your dinner.
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But look, they're tearing it down, so
what can we do?
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I don't know.
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You could repaint it.
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On another building?
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And then in another 18 years they can
tear it down?
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I don't think I could go through this
again.
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I know.
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You can sketch it for me on a piece of
paper.
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It's not going to be right on a little
piece of paper. I need a whole building
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to show you how I feel.
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Kids, why don't you go on up to bed?
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Sending the kids up to bed early.
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I guess seeing the mural put us both in
the same mood.
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Honey.
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Yeah?
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I want you to go upstairs and get into
bed.
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Yeah?
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Then close your eyes.
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Yeah.
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And swallow a handful of sleeping pills.
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Wow. Then what are you going to do?
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Have sex with Chato Perez, the man who
painted my mural.
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What are you talking about? I know.
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worker told me. Oh, Angie, please. I can
explain.
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I'm listening. Not now. I need some
time.
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You didn't paint that mural, did you?
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Not all of it.
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Well, what part did you paint?
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The butt crack.
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Your butt had no crack before I came
along.
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God. It was just one big cheek.
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No, what's not right is that my husband
has been lying to me for the last 18
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years.
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Look, I couldn't believe a girl like you
would go out with me in the first
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place.
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You were so out of my league.
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And I was afraid if I didn't come up
with something big to win you over that
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night, I'd never see you again.
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You know, I'm not good with this romance
stuff.
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My mom told me being romantic was
sticking around for the birth.
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was desperate. Then I saw the mural and
it kind of looked like you. This means
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that the moment I fell in love with you
was a lie.
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Angie, baby, I'm okay with that.
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Good
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morning,
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Chato.
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She told you?
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Dad, here's a tip.
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Don't bite in the kitchen.
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Under the vent.
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Hey, is Mom up yet?
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I think she's in the shower.
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Or maybe she's just crying so much it
sounds like the shower.
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What are you doing?
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I don't want you taking credit for any
of these.
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Sit down, my love.
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I wanted to make you breakfast in bed,
but you accidentally locked the door and
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put the dresser in front of it.
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Heart -shaped pancakes, heart -shaped
ham steak, heart -shaped omelet.
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Hey,
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you're breaking all my heart.
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Hey, Ange. Hey, George.
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Now's not a good time, dude.
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Oh, I guess somebody's still celebrating
Valentine's Day, huh?
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Man, somebody was feeling romantic last
night. That painting on the garage is
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pretty good.
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What painting?
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That painting of you.
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What did you do?
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Ernie, what did I do? Trust me. Come on.
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Yeah, I gotta say, George, you did a
good job on this.
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You painted this?
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He sure did.
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Do you like it?
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It's not great.
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Since you painted it, it means something
to me.
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Baby, I just want you to forgive me.
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Marisol, what are you doing here?
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I gotta talk to Ernie.
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There was a problem with that thing you
gave me.
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I counted it in the car, and it was 50
things short.
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Marisol, is that paint on your hands?
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I don't know.
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Is that paint on my hands, or am I
getting my 50 things?
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George, you didn't paint this.
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Marisol did, and Ernie paid her for it.
Not yet.
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Ernie just sprang it on me. Angie, I
didn't know anything about it until I
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walked out and I saw it. Then why did
you say it was yours?
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I just went with it.
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You lied to me again.
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Angie, this is my fault. George called
me last night and he felt terrible.
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No, it's mine.
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I should have just told you I didn't do
it. But I panicked.
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Angie, I can't stand you being mad at
me. I'm not mad anymore.
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I'm more disappointed.
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In all our time together, I never lied
to you.
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Never.
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I'm sorry, George.
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I didn't know Marisol was coming back.
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I tried to paint it myself, but halfway
through it started looking like a monkey
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with boobs.
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I know one monkey with boobs that owes
me some money.
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Oh, yeah? Well, get it from Mariah
Carey, because that's who you painted.
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What am I going to do, man? From now on,
Angie's going to think everything I
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tell her is a big lie.
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She'll get over it. Man, she's never
going to trust me. Never.
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Hey, I wouldn't say never.
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And she shouldn't say never either.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I didn't want to tell you this
because I really love Angie, but she
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to you, man.
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She told you a big lie.
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One of the kids isn't mine?
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Is it Carmen?
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No.
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Now, remember the Sadie Hawkins dance?
Your first date with Angie?
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There was a reason we were both assed
out.
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George!
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I got a G in chemistry!
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What'd you get?
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00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:58,800
Dude, who cares what we get in
chemistry?
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00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:03,450
We're not a play instrument to rap music
and sing, and our band Sabotage takes
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00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,450
off. We're out of here.
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00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:05,770
Shut up!
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George, George, we're being watched.
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00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,330
We're being checked out.
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00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,650
Hey, hey, they're coming over. What do
we do? Be cool.
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00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,710
Take your hand out of my belt loop.
269
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:28,150
Hey there, um, this is Carla, and I'm
Angie. I know.
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00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,070
I see you at the games cheering.
271
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,870
I love your work.
272
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,550
So, are you guys going to the Sadie
Hawkins dance?
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00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:40,930
Dance at Suck.
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00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,750
Then, um, you wouldn't want to go with
us?
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00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,370
Did I say Suck?
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00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:46,810
I meant rock!
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00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,970
Well, okay then. It's a date.
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00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,890
So do I get to be with you?
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00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,750
Hey, hey, let the ladies decide.
280
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,399
Take that one.
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00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,260
And that one.
282
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,040
Okay, then.
283
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,680
We'll meet you outside the dance at 7
.30.
284
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:16,160
Oh, my God. They're so pathetic.
285
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,500
Oh, I don't know if I can go through
with this. Everybody's going to see me
286
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,079
him. Hey, it's a dog fight.
287
00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:24,920
You want to be the only cheerleaders who
don't show up with losers?
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00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,000
No. And with these two, we've got a
chance to win.
289
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,460
Totally.
290
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,040
She felt guilty.
291
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:45,500
She said I was probably a human being
and deserved to be treated like one.
292
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,380
So how come you never told me?
293
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,360
Well, I didn't want to hurt your
feelings.
294
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,220
Besides, you and Angie fell in love. It
worked out great.
295
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,520
You know what this means.
296
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,680
I undermined the very foundation of your
relationship.
297
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,020
No! She lied first!
298
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:07,320
What are you doing?
299
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,060
I'm in a chat room complaining about
men.
300
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:12,970
LesbianTownHall .com.
301
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,410
Is anybody defending me?
302
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:20,890
Yes. The 13 -year -old boy pretending to
be a lesbian thinks you're cool.
303
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,290
Everybody else suggests counseling.
304
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:26,530
You know what? That's a good idea.
305
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,150
Really? Yeah.
306
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:33,210
I mean, when your relationship starts
out with a lie, it makes you question
307
00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:34,210
everything afterwards.
308
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,590
Sure does.
309
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,470
And the person who lied first, oh, man.
310
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,940
How can they ever, ever come back from
that?
311
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,900
I don't know, George.
312
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:51,540
Hey, why don't you see if you can find a
counselor who specializes in nasty
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00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,180
cheerleaders who make bets about going
to dances with losers?
314
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,180
What? I know!
315
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,900
Carla told Ernie, and Ernie told me, and
doing this hurts my voice, but...
316
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:16,300
18 years ago when I was a teenager, a
stupid cheerleader. I didn't know what I
317
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,019
was doing.
318
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,900
So I was just a big joke to you? No.
319
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,240
Are you denying I was a loser? No.
320
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,180
Then I got to know you.
321
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,620
So what else did you bet on? What about
the first night we made love? What were
322
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,620
the odds in Vegas?
323
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,820
Well, let's step away from the vent.
324
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,380
Well, I wouldn't be so high and mighty.
You lied to me, too.
325
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:45,710
Twice. My lie was because I wanted you.
Your lie was to cover up your evilness.
326
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:52,210
Evilness? If I hadn't done that, we
would have never got together in the
327
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:55,490
place. And if I hadn't done what I did,
we wouldn't have gotten together either.
328
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,970
So our love is built on lies.
329
00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:59,650
Yes, it is.
330
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,190
Our love is built on wonderful,
beautiful lies.
331
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:10,310
I'm proud of those lies. Those lies have
led to a great marriage, two beautiful
332
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,990
kids, and this killer crib.
333
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:16,550
Come on, Angie.
334
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:21,850
I'll tell you one thing I never lied
about.
335
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:24,810
I love you.
336
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,050
And I love you, too.
337
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,430
Let me tell you something, mister.
338
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:42,980
Now that you've lost your mural, you are
so on the hook for
339
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:48,080
Valentine's Day, my birthday, Mother's
Day, and our anniversary.
340
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,620
You got it, baby.
341
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,420
Tell me when those things are.
342
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:55,840
Yeah,
343
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,060
that's right, George. I got all this
money to give away in my will.
344
00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:08,930
I just can't decide if I should give it
to Carmen or Max.
345
00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:15,530
I'll get you your beer.
346
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,290
I'll rub your feet.
347
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,970
And we have a winner.
348
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:21,230
Yes.
349
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:25,810
Oh, man, I'm going to earn every penny
doing this.
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