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Mom, look!
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We found a tree!
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Is that the sound of pine needles
hitting my clean kitchen floor?
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That's just Christmas!
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Come on, your parents will understand if
you pine needle. George, they're
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doctors. They're used to everything
being sterile.
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Besides, they've never seen the new
house and I want everything to be
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Oh, is that a crumb -producing food
item?
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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That feels good.
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Wow. Hey, do me.
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Oh, my God. They're here. I'll get it.
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Here we go. Here comes all the kissing
and the hugging. Here come the loud,
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emotional Cubans.
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George, that's just a stereotype.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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We're here.
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Oh, my God. Look at you, Max. You're so
big.
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There, it's over.
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That's it!
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That's my little princess!
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Oh, Melina!
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Man, you're lucky you're deaf.
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George! Vic!
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Melina! Hi.
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How are you?
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Hey, George!
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I was wondering why Angie was so skinny,
but now I know where the food's going,
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huh?
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The kids are so beautiful.
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One day, Carmi's gonna be the princess
of the Cuban Day Parade. But I'm only
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half Cuban.
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That's not your fault, honey.
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And this one, eh?
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So strong.
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We're gonna need that strength to take
the island back from Castro, eh?
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It took you a whole minute to mention
Castro. Vic, you're slipping.
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Mom, Dad, let me show you the rest of
the house, huh? Hey, did you see that
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Barbara Walters interview with Castro?
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Why didn't she just start making out
with him?
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Max, want to see the veins on Grandpa's
forehead pop out?
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Yeah. Tell him how great Castro looks
for his age.
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Grandpa!
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So, what do you think of the kitchen?
You have to forgive me. It's such a
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Don't worry.
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From this place clean, you'll be able to
eat here.
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Thanks, Mommy.
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Hey, I like the little tree for the
kitchen.
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When are you getting the big one for the
living room?
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Oh, um, I'm picking up tomorrow.
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They cut it today, but it takes all
night to fall.
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We're getting two trees for Christmas?
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Cool! Are there going to be presents
under both?
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Hey, I don't see why not.
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You know, I got a little Paul with Santa
ever since I treated him for that
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myocardial infarction.
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I'm going to do the apparition if he
can't even say the word.
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Myocardial infarction.
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You know, your grandma treated Rudolph
the reindeer at a dermatology clinic.
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Do you know the big red nose?
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I lasered that off. It's a vicious mole.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's
this?
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Hey, all these bills are crumpled.
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I might as well throw them away, unless
I can get someone to take them off my
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hands. Oh, let's take them off.
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I think you shouldn't do that. Ah, don't
worry, George.
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I didn't forget about you.
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Treat my daughter to a nice dinner.
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But this isn't right.
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No, it's not.
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I respect you more than that, George.
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Thank you, Daddy. We really appreciate
it.
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You know, why don't you go upstairs and
let the kids show you your room, huh?
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Look,
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we've been married for 16 years, and
your dad's still giving me money.
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Look, it's his way of trying to help.
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Well, it's insulting, Angie.
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He's disrespecting me in my own house.
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As long as I've known your dad, he's
always looked down on me.
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You know, I'm managing the plant now. I
don't need his pity money.
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Come on, George. He'll be gone in a
week.
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put up with your mom every day and she
never gives me money?
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Actually, I even think I've seen her
going through my purse.
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But Angie, it's a whole week of George.
It's not too late to go to college.
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George, Angie's old boyfriend is a
millionaire.
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George, say hello to my little friend.
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My dad is not Scarface.
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Come on. Just one week with no fighting.
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All right.
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But if it stays longer than a week, I
swear I'm going to have a myocardial
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infarction.
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Come on. It's funny. Try it.
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Myocardial infarction.
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No, really. Try it.
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Out right now.
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Come on, let's give it up for the
bosses.
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I haven't seen these guys crying so much
since they raised the minimum wage.
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All right, thank you. Don't forget to
tip the welders.
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Oh, what's all this?
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Hey,
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where you been?
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At the mall. My parents want to take
Carmen and Max shopping.
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Oh, my God. What is in this?
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Rum, brandy, and enough vodka to make
you drop your panties for a candy cane.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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George, my parents bought a lot of
stuff.
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Some stuff that we were thinking about
getting.
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Like what?
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They bought Max's big present.
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They bought him the BMX bike? No!
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Angie! I stepped away for two seconds
and stopped my mom from buying Carmen a
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fur.
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And when I got back, my dad had already
bought Max the bike.
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He should have asked us first. I bet he
did this to make me look bad.
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What's he going to buy Max next? A car?
A yacht? A monkey? You know he wants his
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own monkey.
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George, you know my dad. He's always got
to be the big spender.
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And then the kids think whatever we do
isn't as good as what Grandpa does.
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So what are we going to get Max now?
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We're not getting him the monkey.
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You know, get the next thing on his
list. What's that?
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A wolf.
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I think somebody's gonna be under my
mistletoe.
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I'm coming!
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George, can we see in the office for a
couple minutes?
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Oh, I'm getting flashbacks from my
birthday spanking.
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George, you've done such a great job
running the plant. first this year, and
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this is just our way of saying thank
you.
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Ta -da!
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A turkey for a bonus?
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Check the charity!
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You know, the kiss was enough.
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A turkey, Weisenheimer. There might be
just a little something -something.
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How much is this? It's a thousand bucks,
George.
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Damn, a thousand bucks. Wow, thanks,
guys.
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George, you just work so darn hard. And
we just hope you go out and blow it on
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something fun.
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Oh, I will.
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I'm going to rub my father -in -law's
nose in this money like a dog who pooped
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on my carpet.
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That sounds great.
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Merry Christmas.
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making me feel like a charity case, so
I'm going to prove to him that I can
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throw around more money than he can.
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Oh, my God, George!
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Merry Christmas!
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That tree big enough for you, Vic?
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George, I have to say, that's a hell of
a tree.
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But doesn't this angel belong at the
top?
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Cuban Casanova.
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Emelina, that's a nice possum you got
there.
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I like your coat, too.
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Did it come with the shopping cart?
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You know what?
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Girls, girls, girls.
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You're both pretty.
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Now, if everyone will follow me in the
backyard, I have a surprise that will
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fill your hearts with Christmas joy.
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Count me out.
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I don't want to be there when Emmalina's
cult wakes up.
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Ladies and gentlemen, come with me as
George Lopez presents... Hold on,
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I've got a delivery for Vic Palmaro.
Hey, it's finally here.
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Got him the monkey. Got him the damn
monkey.
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It's not a monkey, Dad.
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Is this what I think it is?
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Ladies and gentlemen, Victor Palmetto
presents the Cuban Christmas Pig.
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George, they got us a pig. Oh, I haven't
had lechon in years.
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I'm going to build the box and we are
going to smoke it in the backyard.
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Just like when Angie and her sister were
little.
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That's great. We're having ham.
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Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves
as George Lopez...
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No, we forgot the mojo.
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What's mojo? It's a Cuban marinade for
the pig.
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He doesn't know what a mojo is. Forget
the mojo!
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Look at this.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Welcome to my winter wonderland.
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And of course, overseen all of...
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inside and rinse his mouth out?
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No, it's 70 degrees, Duke.
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So, pretty impressed about Vic.
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This is Christmas.
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Well, look, I wouldn't have said this in
front of the kids, but is this the way
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a man on a tight budget should be
spending his money?
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Who are you trying to impress?
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I'm trying to give the kids a good
Christmas, Vic. Isn't that what you're
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I'm spoiling the kids. I'm a
grandfather.
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But look at this junk.
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Christmas is this.
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Here we go. Giant candy canes and
dancing Santas and plastic snow.
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This is a department store at Christmas.
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There's no culture.
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There's no tradition.
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There's no mojo.
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Well, that's why it's so great that you
guys are here for five more days,
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George, and it's winter the shortest
days of the year.
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I can teach them everything I know about
Cuba, but who's going to teach them
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about their Mexican heritage if their
own father won't? Hey, hey, I got their
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Mexican heritage covered.
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I'm down with La Raza.
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I have something very special planned
for all of us for Christmas Eve. Well, I
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can't wait.
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Let's go cut the pig open.
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George, how much did all of this cost?
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My Christmas bonus.
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You spent all $500 on this?
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Yeah.
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Honey, you can't let my dad bait you
like this. He's never going to let you
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He always has to be the big dog.
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Not in my house.
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I'm the big dog here. I'm going to show
Vic I can handle anything he throws at
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me. He wants culture, I'll show him
culture.
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By tomorrow?
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Edgy, please.
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You don't have anything, do you?
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No!
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Mom, I'm gonna buy it. I got two hours
to get some Mexican traditions to shut
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Angie's parents up. Is there any way you
can make some Christmas tamales like
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Ernie's mom used to?
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Oh, you know, I would.
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But I gotta hang my jalapeno lights on
my Christmas cactus.
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We don't have any special Mexican
Christmas traditions.
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Hey, come on. We had some nice
Christmases.
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Yeah? What about that time you made me
put out milk and cookies for Santa?
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And then when I got up in the morning,
they weren't even touched.
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So? He didn't come.
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You know, sounds like your beef is with
Santa.
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Look,
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I know this is crazy, but I'm desperate.
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Marisol, does your family have any
special Mexican Christmas traditions?
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Traditions? Hey, you're an old Mexican.
You tell me.
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You know, you could be a little nicer
around the holidays.
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I know, huh?
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Look, my brother's going to be in a
Christmas play.
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Why don't you take your family to this?
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The Cesar Chavez Teatro de la Comunidad,
in association with Tenochtitlan. Itlan
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Productions presents a Chicano Christmas
Carol starring Moctezuma Cuauhtemoc.
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Doesn't get any more Mexican than this.
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This play is the real deal.
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Feels right being here.
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Great.
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You better let some air out of that head
before the play starts.
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Bienvenidos. Welcome to our Christmas
carol. It's Christmas Eve in the barrio.
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Wait. Here comes Roberto Cratchit and
Tiny Timoteo now.
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Merry Christmas.
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Feliz Navidad.
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Hey, that's my brother.
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You go, Roberto!
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Papi, can you get off work for Christmas
tomorrow?
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Oh, I don't know, mijo. I have to ask my
boss and your Scrooge.
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Here he comes now.
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Feliz Navidad, Senor Scrooge. Ah,
humbug.
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Say that again and I'll pop a cap in
your ass.
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Keeping it real.
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Well, I made a lot of coin for you
today, jefe. And being that it's
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tomorrow, I was hoping I could spend it
with mi familia.
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Are you out of your mind, Holmes? I'm a
businessman.
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You think people stop getting high just
because it's Christmas?
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Too much.
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They're keeping it to, you know.
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Real? Uh -huh.
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Just give me the money you make today
and get back out on the street.
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Get down! It's a drive -by!
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Help me, please!
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Tiny Timoteo's being shot!
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They shot Tiny Timoteo in the first two
minutes? Where do they go from here?
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to see what they do with the nutcracker.
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00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,569
I can't believe they shot Santa Claus
for wearing the wrong colors.
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Nice play for your children, George.
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I'm sure if we stayed, there would have
been a very uplifting message.
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But I think leaving after the pit bull
mauling was a good call.
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But we're just going to move on and
we're going to have the best Christmas
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George, why don't you help my dad with
the pig?
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So, some tradition you got here, George.
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What are we going to do on Christmas
Day?
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Open our presents in a whorehouse?
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That's it. Put it down.
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I only took everybody to that play to
impress you, because you've been on my
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back since you got here.
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Oh, so now the play's my fault.
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Yeah. I'm happy with our Christmas.
283
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,060
You know what our Mexican -American
tradition is? We open presents and spend
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time together as a family, but that's
not good enough for you.
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George. No.
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I can't win with him.
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00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,020
No matter what I do in his eyes, I'll
never be good enough for you.
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00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,340
Are you done?
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I think the pig's getting cold.
290
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,500
No, I'm not done.
291
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,100
It's time you stop treating me like the
19 -year -old kid who siphoned gas out
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of your car.
293
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,340
What's it going to take for you to admit
I didn't ruin your daughter's life?
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Angie, help your father with the pig.
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He's right, Dad.
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You too?
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00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:50,300
Look, I know you wanted me to marry a
professional and a Cuban, but I gambled
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George. Gambled?
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For 16 years, he's made me happy. He's
taken good care of me and the kids.
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00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,600
I gambled on me. I gambled on you.
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Do you realize you've never once said a
nice thing about George?
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Maybe I can lick this myself. Dad, say
something nice to him, or you're going
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have to leave.
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Or you could tell me on the way to the
airport.
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Every time you visit, I get this huge
knot in my stomach, and I am not going
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play peacemaker anymore.
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00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:34,640
If you're not going to say something
nice to him, get your bags and go.
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I thought you were going to screw up,
but you didn't.
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Congratulations. Now help me with the
pig.
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Thank you.
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God bless us everyone.
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You think it's so easy?
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Angie's my little girl.
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And she'll always be my little girl.
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And you'll always be the guy who took
her away from me.
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What you're coming shows up with some
long -haired loser in a black Sabbath T
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-shirt.
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Hope for your sake, he turns out as good
as you did.
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Thanks, babe.
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Okay. You can stay.
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00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:27,990
George, shake hands and get that pig in
there before your mom eats my mom.
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00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,830
We're not done here.
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00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,450
What now?
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I want you to say something nice about
Black Sabbath.
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00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:45,710
I'd rather listen to Black Sabbath than
have a myocardial infarction.
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And that was a free one.
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00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,720
Carmen, can you get me some milk?
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00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,260
No, I am not going anywhere near that
fridge.
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00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,080
I don't want to see that pig again. The
pig's long gone.
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See? I'll get the milk.
331
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,700
Can you get me some cereal?
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Dad,
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00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,280
how could you do that to me? Because I
thought it'd be funny like it is.
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00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,260
Listen, let's just throw it out, okay?
Give me a trash bag.
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