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Which brings to 12 the number of hall
monitors we have for trolling on any
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Tuesday during this last semester.
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The report further stated that erasers
and generic brand pencils aren't
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as well. The PTA keeps them here.
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They know we want cookies, and they hold
them until the end of the meeting.
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They're evil.
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I'm going in, Angie. Cover me.
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Amy, what are you doing?
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Oh, my little Kimmy goes here now.
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Oh, I didn't know accident Amy had a
little accident Kimmy. No.
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Which one is she?
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She's that one right there.
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Hi, Amy.
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Hey. Oh.
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Are you okay? You all right? All right.
Yeah, she's okay. She's okay.
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She's fine. She's good. She's good.
Maybe you should have another kid just
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parts.
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We're not accident prone. We're just
enthusiastic people with a slight depth
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perception problem.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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This is the last weekend of our
chocolate bar drive. Now, our kids are
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looking forward to going to Florida to
watch the space shuttle launch.
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So go anywhere. People are craving
chocolate.
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Except my son and I have dibs on AA
meetings.
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What do they want from us?
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They had a big sale for books, a walk -a
-thon for computers, and what about
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that silent auction?
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That was for equipment for the hearing
impaired.
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No one else saw the irony in that.
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You're a good con.
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I don't think so.
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This isn't about education.
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This is about sending 100 kids and their
teachers on a glorified vacation to
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Florida. But Max really wants to go.
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Okay, how many candy bars does he have
to sell? 200.
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200? How many has he sold? Ten. We
bought ten!
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Hey, man, turn around.
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George, we have to help him.
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I'm so sad when our little salesman
trudges home with his box full of candy
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and says, I just need one good lead,
Mommy. Just one good lead.
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Right, I'll try to unload them at work.
But I'll need time to spread the rumor
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that these bars help you pass a urine
test.
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Okay, now it's... It's time to elect a
new secretary.
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Pick me. Pick me.
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You have to be nominated.
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George. George, nominate me.
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I nominate Amy Kirkham.
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Congratulations, Amy. You're the new
secretary. Nobody else wants the job.
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Don't worry. He's already got kids. It's
good.
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Right now.
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Hey,
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Alberto, help me out.
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I'm selling this for my kid's school
trip. You want to buy one? What?
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One of these.
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Why?
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Oh, a candy bar. I already bought some.
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From who?
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From me.
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The AC's out.
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Point it toward the machines.
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You know, your kid should sell her own
candy.
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So should yours.
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Hey, this is a big factory. May the best
man win. Or woman. Or manager.
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Hey, Amy.
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Or woman.
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Hey, handsome. I'm selling candy.
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Want to buy some?
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Oh, yeah.
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When you come back.
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I'm selling candy, too, man. I'm your
homeboy. We go back, man. Remember?
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Remember?
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Ernesto.
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Your hair smells good.
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Hey, smell mine too. I'm ocean fresh.
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Here's all the money in my wallet.
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I could compete with that, but I don't
want to.
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I should go down to shipping. Those guys
love their chocolate.
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Not if I get there first.
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Watch out for the thing there.
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Hey, Grandma, what's up?
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Can't a grandmother just visit her
granddaughter?
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You never have before. The last time you
were in my room, I was in a crib.
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How can you possibly remember that?
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You never forget the first time you
smelled nicotine in Colt 45.
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Well, you know, I was just waiting till
you covered every inch of your walls in
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stupid posters.
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Look, Grandma, I know why you're doing
this.
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I've had a rough couple of months.
Trouble at school, my best friend moving
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away. But I know that you care, and I
don't want you to worry.
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Everything is going to be all right.
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Yeah, yeah, that's nice, but that's not
why I'm here.
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I want to look younger.
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Are you asking me to give you a
makeover? I never said those exact
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disappointed. I've been practicing on
Max for years. Oh, he's a cute kid.
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Thank you.
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Tomorrow, six o 'clock. You got it.
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Oh, I can't. I promised Mrs. Rinaldo I'd
wheel her to the drugstore to get her
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prescription. Blow her off.
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So how'd it go?
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Not good. We only made 75 bucks.
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That's it?
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Did you go to the rich neighborhoods and
do that gang thing I taught you?
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Show me how you did it.
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Hello, I'm an at -risk youth.
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If you buy these delicious chocolate
bars, you can help keep me off the
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and ensure your future safety.
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Please, don't let me make you a
statistic.
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How can that not work?
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Well, it didn't.
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Wait, where'd you park the SUV?
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Out front.
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GloryMax, the little engine that could,
that kept saying, I think I can, I think
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I can, I think I can.
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I need a number.
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Five bars.
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I'm never going to Florida.
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Oh, no.
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That's Debbie Mickens with the PTA
coming to collect the money.
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Collect the money? What is she, the mob?
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Today's the deadline. We're supposed to
have $600.
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over $1 ,000 worth of bars.
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He's a natural salesman.
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Too bad he wants to be a doctor.
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Hey, uh... Hey.
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Listen, Debbie, Max wasn't as lucky as
Tyler, but he did his best, and we're
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proud to present you with... $120.
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No problem. You can just write us a
check for the rest.
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Sell the candy later.
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I don't want to keep the candy. I want
to return the candy.
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Well, the PTA doesn't want the candy.
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Well, I don't want the candy either.
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Well, then you should have sold it.
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George, let's just write her a check,
okay? Angie, that's 480 bucks on top of
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what we already bought.
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This family's got bigger priorities than
sending Max to watch a rocket launch
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from bleachers three miles away.
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But, Dad, all she wants is a check.
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Please. It's just one check.
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Max, do you know what a check is?
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Yeah. You've got a whole stack of them.
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You write on it, and people give you
stuff.
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Max, you just can't write a check. You
have to have the money to back it up.
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What are you talking about?
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This gives me a great idea for our next
field trip, the U .S. Mint in
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Washington, D .C.
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Yeah, well, while you're there, Debbie,
grab 480 bucks, because you're not
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getting it from me.
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Well. I'm sorry you feel that way.
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Bye, Angie.
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Bye, Max.
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Bye, Debbie.
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I'll see you at Tyler's birthday party
on Sunday.
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George, what were you thinking?
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Angie, please, I'm doing the right
thing.
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I thought you wanted to give your kids
the things that you never had.
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I thought the day I got him a car seat,
we were even.
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George, is he?
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Mac, look, I try to give you everything
I can, but sometimes it doesn't work
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out. But all my friends are going.
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We waste money on a lot of other things.
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Why does Mom need a car? She doesn't
work.
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Don't talk to your mother like that.
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This sucks.
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Hey!
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He's right, George. It does suck.
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And don't even think about selling my
car.
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But really, Angie, where do you go?
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To the store.
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I was kidding. Man, you're already mad.
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Okay, to get rid of the bags under your
eyes, I'm going to use a little
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Preparation H.
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Preparation H on my eyes?
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Yeah, it's a beauty secret the models
use.
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All right.
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As long as I don't have to put lipstick
on my ass.
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I was thinking of going sleeveless, but
I want to hide this.
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Whoa, Manny.
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Wait, isn't that Grandpa's name?
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Yep. I was 16, stupid, crazy in love.
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We got matching tattoos.
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It says Manny, too.
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Well, if it means something, I wouldn't
cover it up.
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I don't think Charlie would like it.
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Charlie?
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Grandma's got a man. Details.
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Well, he comes by work once a week, you
know, to fill up the vending machines.
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He's always saying, Benny, I got your
cookies.
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Yeah, he does.
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Hey, Max.
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Want me to play catch with you?
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Sure. I've got plenty of time.
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I'm not going anywhere. Like Florida?
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Max,
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I'm not doing this to hurt you.
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Sometimes when you think something's
wrong, you have to stand up and say so.
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Even if it makes your own son mad at
you.
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You know, Grandma keeps a lot of cash in
her bra.
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I don't think you're getting my point.
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And never go in there.
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Even if you think you see gold.
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Hey, Angie.
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You remember Sue Palmer, don't you?
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Yeah, isn't she one of the PTA moms?
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Yep, that's Sue.
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I bumped into her outside the store.
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She had this box of canned goods she was
going to give to the homeless shelter.
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Then she saw me and said, well, I might
as well cut out the middleman.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Ooh, mini raviolis.
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George, she thinks we're broke because
you didn't give the PTA a check.
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Angie, she's joking.
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I thought so, too.
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her I liked her sweater, and she gave it
to me.
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And put a 20 in each pocket.
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Where's the other one?
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Don't you get it? I was humiliated.
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Come on, but you know it's not true.
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Angie, besides, those people don't even
know what poor is.
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Poor is having your mom buy one churro
for nine kids and say, lick it and pass
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it, lick it and pass it. Take a bite and
see what's going to happen. Lick it and
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pass it.
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Then she'd flip it over and say, lick it
and pass it. Why are you crying?
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Okay, George, we can deal with this. But
what about when the other kids start to
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make fun of Max because they think he
can't afford the trip?
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Just write the check and we can go to
the PTA meeting tonight.
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All right.
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I don't want anyone making fun of Max.
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But this has gotten way out of hand.
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Not to mention 500 bucks down the drain.
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It's a month of groceries.
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A couple months of gas, a new set of
tires.
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500 items from the 99 cent store.
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Sign it.
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25 anniversary gifts.
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I am pleased to announce our candy drive
was a super success.
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Wait.
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Almost every family met or exceeded
their goals.
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you gonna give her the check after the
meeting this is nobody else's business
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there were just a few unfortunate
families who weren't able to make their
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right right the um the sororians the o
'briens and the lopez's
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i'm sorry i wasn't supposed to tell
everybody the names of the poor people
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okay i am striking the following
unfortunate families from the the record
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would be the sororians the o 'briens And
the Lopez. And that was just it, right?
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It was just the Soroyans, O 'Briens, and
Lopez?
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Excuse me!
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I'd like to interrupt now.
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The chair recognizes Mr. Lopez.
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Thank you for your pity.
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And cream corn.
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But there's been a misunderstanding.
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The Lopez's can't afford to send their
son on the trip.
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And I have the check right here.
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Thank you, George. Let's give George
a...
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Now, the reason I wasn't going to give
up the check was on principle.
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Strip of the luxury, not a necessity.
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Just want everybody to acknowledge that.
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Well, I guess that all depends on how
you define necessity.
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No, it can only be defined one way.
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Nobody needs to see a space shuttle
launch.
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Nobody needs to use their outdoor voice.
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I don't think you're getting it, Debbie.
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Look, I don't mind paying for books or
computers or anything else a kid needs
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get a good education, but this is way
over the top.
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So, before I hand you this check, we all
have to agree.
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Nobody needs to see a space shuttle
launch. But it is a wonderful thing to
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I've seen it twice.
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Come on, repeat after me.
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Nobody need to see a space shuttle
launch.
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Give me the check.
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I'm trying to give you the check, but
you won't help me, Debbie.
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Give her the damn check and I'll...
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Excuse, do not give me the check. We
don't have to go through all this.
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Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of.
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What did you say?
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Um, she said, just give me the check.
And you said, there's a murder in your
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eyes. I'm trying to give you the check,
but you won't help me, Debbie.
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And then she said some stuff that I
didn't catch, but it ended with, poverty
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nothing to be ashamed of. And then you
said, what did you say? Like, you didn't
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hear something that nasty, which I
really ought to believe.
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Look, a lot of people here are tired of
being squeezed. But nobody wants to
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speak up because they're worried
everybody's going to think you're a bad
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But you're not a bad parent just because
you don't want to waste money on a
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field trip.
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Nobody needs to see a space shuttle
launch. Right, Debbie?
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I'm not saying it. Fine.
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Then my kid's not going because I'd
rather burn this check than give it to
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George, don't do that. George, George,
don't do that. Stop. You have to be very
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careful with fire.
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George!
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Okay.
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What came after I'd rather burn this
check?
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She's on fire!
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She's on fire. No, it was more like...
She's on fire!
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She's on fire!
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I hope I don't have to get another
graft. I'm almost out of butt skin.
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and talk to me the whole ride home.
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Just give it to me, okay?
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Okay.
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I talked to some of the other parents
while you're being interrogated by the
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fire marshal.
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And a lot of them felt like you do, but
were too afraid to say anything. You
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were right.
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What?
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What? I didn't expect that. Say it
again.
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Come on. I don't hear it that often. Let
me enjoy it.
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With a French accent.
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You were right.
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Shoo!
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Oh, Mom, what's the occasion? Hey, is
your pen pal getting out of prison?
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That's not funny. You know he fried last
year.
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Don't listen to him, Grandma. I think
Charlie's going to flip when he sees you
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tomorrow.
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Charlie from work, the vending machine
guy?
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Yeah. What about it?
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Mom, he's married.
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No, he's not. He doesn't wear a ring.
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He takes it off so it doesn't get caught
in the machine.
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But he was winking at me.
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He's got a tick.
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Well, he grabbed my butt.
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When?
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All right, I put his hand there, but he
took his sweet time.
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Never mind.
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Come on, Carmen. Let's go grape off the
war paint.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, Benny. You're
all dressed up. You should go someplace
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nice and show yourself off.
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There's plenty of other guys out there.
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Well, yeah.
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You're right.
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You know what?
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I think I'm going to go cruise the Home
Depot and act like I don't know nothing.
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Space Center in Florida.
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Still bummed you didn't go on the
shuttle trip?
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Nah, I'm okay.
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I like it better this way.
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I like standing up for what I believe
in.
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Are you just saying that to make me feel
better?
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Mm -hmm.
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T minus 20 seconds.
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19. 18.
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Holding at 17.
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Hang on, folks. Apparently there's a
fuel line situation.
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It looks like they're scrubbing the
launch.
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They're scrubbing the launch!
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See, if you were stuck in Florida right
now, you wouldn't be able to watch this.
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Not that.
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This.
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Yeah.
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Oh, body slam.
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Oh, we got to be careful.
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Almost got some culture there.
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Only one way to get rid of it.
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Pull my finger.
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This is a big factory. May the best man
win. Or a woman. Or a comedian -turned
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-sitcom star.
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Or the ketchup or chocolate.
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Oh! Take it, take it, take it. You want
this?
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Can you chew it?
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Can you chew it?
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Limbo! Chocolate limbo!
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Give me that chocolate.
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Give us the chocolate.
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