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Come in.
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I finally left her, George.
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She was suffocating me. She kept asking
me, where am I going? When am I coming
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home? How can you live with a woman that
doesn't trust you?
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Another fight with your mom?
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Yeah, a big one this time.
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She's not in the bag, is she?
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No, dude, that's my stuff.
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I moved out of my folks' house.
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So where are you going to go?
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Well... Remember that time you said I
could stay at your house whenever I
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wanted?
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Man, that was in the second grade.
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I was being nice to you because you gave
me a valentine.
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Angie, Ernie got in a fight with his
folks, so is it okay if he stays here?
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course. Ernie, what happened?
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My mom doesn't like my new girlfriend,
Linda.
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She thinks Linda's using me because
she's not working and she has three kids
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from three different fathers and I made
her a couple of loans.
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Hey, man, is there a scar where your
kidney should be?
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You know what, Ernie? As long as she
makes you happy, bro.
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Oh, she makes me happy.
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Believe me, she makes me very, very
happy.
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Okay,
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Ernie, we know you've got some.
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Oh, no, I didn't. But she makes me
happy.
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You want to play a game?
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You know what? I can't right now, man. I
got to read this thing for work.
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Man,
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you guys got the best board games.
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Six, three, two, four, four, four, four,
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four.
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this thing by Monday. I gotta recommend
a retirement plan for you guys.
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This could determine whether you're
playing bingo for fun or bingo for
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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Listen, I really appreciate you letting
me stay here.
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I'll just say goodnight to Linda, then
you won't even know I'm here.
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Hey, baby.
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It's sweet daddy.
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Ernie. It's Ernie.
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I just, uh... I wanted my voice to be
the last one you hear tonight.
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Oh, you're going out?
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When can I see you?
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Oh, I don't know. I'll ask.
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Hey, uh, can Linda and her kids come
over tomorrow?
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Yeah, sure. I mean, those kids have
probably never seen a house without
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before.
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Hey, baby, I'm back.
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No, Ernie.
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Dad,
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are you busy?
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Um, yeah, Max, what do you want?
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Um, can you find something for school?
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We're going to the zoo, uh, science
-based place.
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Yeah.
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Sounds like fun.
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What sounds like fun?
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He's going to the zoo science -based
thing place.
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Dad already signed it.
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Give it to me. She's undermining your
authority.
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This is for a parent -teacher
conference.
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Honey, what happened?
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The teacher hates me.
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The teacher can't just hate you, Max.
What did you do?
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There was this stupid test.
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I didn't feel like taking it, so I drew
a picture.
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Of? My teacher.
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Taking a test?
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In hell?
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Son, that's wrong.
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Max, why didn't you take the test?
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I don't know.
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George, our child just walked away from
us.
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The good one.
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You know, Angie, I've got all this work
to do. I mean, can you deal with it? No,
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Max has never been in trouble at school
before. We're both going to that
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meeting. Can we do it on the phone?
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I mean, my mom never went to my school.
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She only went to my graduation to heckle
me.
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Oh, look at him, mister. Oh, you think
you're all bad.
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Mister high school diploma, mister. I
know where Africa is.
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What?
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You are so damaged.
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But this is important. We both got to
talk to that teacher.
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All right.
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Hey, but listen, you know how sometimes
at night you call me sweet daddy?
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Don't do that anymore.
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I
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know,
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huh?
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Member, you member.
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What call you at?
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Right now, right now.
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Go!
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All about me.
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Oh, George, look at these little
autobiographies.
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I'm Brandy. I love Britney Spears, and I
don't have a dad.
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because my mom says I'm pretty and the
world loves a pretty girl.
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There's a future stripper.
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Mr. and Mrs. Lopez, thank you for coming
down.
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Let me start by saying Max is a joy to
have in class. He's a joy at home.
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You know, and he likes you too. He draws
all his favorite people in hell.
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Max is having real problems with his
reading. Have you seen a centipede?
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I don't know what that's got to do with
reading, but in our house we call it a
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weenus.
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Um, no.
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Just look up at the wall here.
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You see, each time a student finishes a
book, we add a segment to their
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centipede. For example, Dakota here has
already read 20 books this year.
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Where's Max's?
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It's just that head up there.
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Ms. Wilder, what exactly is the problem?
Well, we tested Max, and it seems he
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has a learning disability.
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We think he's dyslexic.
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What? That can't be right.
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Well, I know he's not the best student,
but he's a really smart boy.
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No, it has nothing to do with
intelligence. It has to do with the way
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processes language.
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Sometimes his brain reverses letters,
which makes it harder for him to
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comprehend what he's reading.
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Well, what can we do to help him? Well,
I think that Max should begin special
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education classes.
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You want to put my son in special ed?
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No, no way.
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George, if he needs the classes... No,
Angie!
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You're not going to put my kid in
special ed so all the other kids can
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of him.
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George. Mr. Lopez, if he doesn't get the
tools he needs to read, he could be
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held back.
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You know, does every kid in this class
read the way they should?
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He's a boy. He'll grow out of it.
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You know, I appreciate your concern, but
this is a school, and you're a teacher,
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so why don't you teach him? Well, why
don't I let you two discuss this?
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You know what? We don't need to discuss
it.
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Because we're Lopez's and we don't ask
for help and we don't get help. And even
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when we get help, we don't take it
because we don't deserve it.
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What are you saying?
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I don't know, but I don't need your
help.
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Bernie, what's going on?
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Oh, I'm making lunch for the kids. Then
I got to take Brandon to soccer practice
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and Connie to ballet.
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Well, where's her mother?
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Oh, it's our three -week anniversary.
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She wanted to celebrate, so she went to
a spa up in Ojai.
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Hey, man, go like this.
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This is Glenn Jr.
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Hey, hey, hey, thing one, thing two,
take it outside.
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We can't go out. Do your ladies...
working with that dumb kid.
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What the hell?
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Hey, not in front of Clint Jr.
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Okay, what letter comes next?
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G? Try again, honey.
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What are you doing?
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It's just an exercise.
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I hold up a letter and you're supposed
to tell me the letter that comes after
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it. Anybody can do that.
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But you have to do it without singing
the alphabet song.
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Right.
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Oh, sure. Q. It's the hardest one.
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It's supposed to be random.
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Then you try it.
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Okay.
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F. N.
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H. V.
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You know what?
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That's not a turn on.
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Come on, kids. We got to get moving.
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Hey, I don't want to be late for my
mommy and me class.
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Bye, guys.
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Yes, Lopez.
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You hear that, kid?
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That's what it would be like if we sent
him to special ed.
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Special ed?
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I don't want to be in special ed. Is
that why you're doing this?
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Tell the truth, Max.
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Have you been doing your best at school?
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No, I guess not.
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You promise your mom and me you'll do
better, you'll read more?
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Yes.
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Okay, then no special ed for you.
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Thanks, Dad. I promise I'll work really
hard.
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What was that?
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That was me making a decision without
consulting you first.
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And now this is the fight about that.
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George, I don't want to fight about
this. I want to help Mac.
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We don't even know if he's got dyslexia.
Why? Because one teacher said so? No,
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I've been reading about it. He's got all
the signs.
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Not only that, George, it can be
genetic.
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What are you saying?
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I think you have it, too.
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Oh, great.
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You're saying that I passed it on to
him.
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I don't think so, Angie.
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There's nothing wrong with my centipede.
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George, there's nothing to be ashamed
of. Some of the most prominent people in
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history have been dyslexic.
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Einstein, Da Vinci, Churchill, Cher,
Churchill.
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Come on, if I had it.
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Don't you think I'd know by now?
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Not necessarily. You were on the line
for 15 years. You didn't have to read.
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And all these books talk about how
people with dyslexia find ways to get
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reading. Where does it say that?
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Right here.
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Read it to me.
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George, you're doing it.
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I can't be doing anything because I
don't have anything.
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And I never gave Max anything except a
great head of hair.
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And salmonella, that one time I tried to
make my own chicken fingers.
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Hey,
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George, you wanted to see me?
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Yeah, listen, I haven't finished reading
this yet, so give me the heads up if
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you see the Powers brothers on the
floor.
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No problem.
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Well, George, did you analyze the
report?
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Yeah, sure. You know, I just need to
make some copies. Oh, well, hell,
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we don't need to read anything. We know
which plan we think is best.
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But what do you recommend?
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Well, you know, I've been considering
the Columbia 401K.
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But I'm also interested in the Janus
pension.
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Then there's the Grubstick plan, which
is the one that I recommend, man, 100%.
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Wow, that would save us a bundle.
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Who'd have thought you'd be against
paying for nursing homes?
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I guess if they're mad at you, they
won't be mad for long.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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This is crazy.
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I mean, we can't do away with nursing
homes.
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Hey, my mom didn't smoke for 40 years to
die alone in my attic.
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What are you talking about?
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You know, I can't recommend anything
because I didn't finish reading the
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proposal.
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Oh, damn it, George.
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This job isn't only running the plant
floor.
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Well, we were worried that a guy from
the line would have trouble with the
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paperwork. Hey, I didn't have trouble
with the paperwork. I just got caught up
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with other stuff.
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When do we get it? I'll have it for you
tomorrow morning. First thing. Count on
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it.
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Hey, listen, Mom, can I ask you a
question?
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Hey, I'm not co -signing crap for you.
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Wasn't that the toast you gave at my
wedding?
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No, listen.
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When I was a kid, did I have trouble
reading?
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Yeah, you did.
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You didn't read so good, and you wrote
stuff kind of funny, too.
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Man, did the school ever say I was
dyslexic? Oh, there we go with those
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labels. What difference does it make
what you had?
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You finished school, so you weren't the
greatest student.
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Well, what were you going to be, the
first Mexican astronaut?
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Hey, maybe.
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We both know I can survive in a hostile
environment with a dangerous life form.
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Look, the school wanted to put you in
remedial classes.
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I said, no way.
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I don't want the kids laughing at my
son.
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You already had a giant head.
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No, Dad, you peed the bed. You were
pathetic enough.
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You know, Max has dyslexia.
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And Angie wants to put him in special
ed. No, forget that.
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Just do what I did for you.
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I held you back a year so you would look
like a genius.
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look like hell you've been up all night
reading that proposal oh man i'm so
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exhausted i don't even care about
retirement just death
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sweet blissful death hey
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i might be a little late today i gotta
take the kids for their vaccinations oh
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where's linda oh she's in court she's
getting custody of her two other kids
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her first husband
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She's got to see her parole officer.
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Oh, and then she's got to retrace her
steps and find her tooth.
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So she's doing good.
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Yeah.
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Dude, she's a mess, man. She's just with
you so you can take care of her kids.
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Hey, that's not true.
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Come on, brother. Wake up and smell the
pampers.
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I mean, are you really happy?
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I'm so tired.
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Dude, you got to tell her it's over.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm going to have to move back in with
my folks.
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Oh, man, I can hear my mom now.
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Listen, I know this thing with Linda
didn't work out, but look on the bright
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side. What?
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Hey, man, you got used.
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Hey, Max, what are you doing up so
early? I didn't finish my homework last
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night.
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So you're doing it now?
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He said to try harder. I'm trying
harder.
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Not easy, is it?
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It's okay.
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I have to get up 20 minutes earlier.
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Max, I want you to take those special
classes.
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You thought I didn't have to.
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I know, but listen, it's 20 minutes now.
Pretty soon it'll be an hour.
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Someday you'll be up all night trying to
finish your work thinking about sweet,
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blissful death.
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Look, I know what I'm talking about,
okay? Because I got the same thing.
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We're both dyslexic.
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That means that we have a hard time with
words, that something in our brain is
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just connected differently.
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I mean, you can have this and still be
really smart like Einstein or Cher.
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Of course, Einstein's theories are being
challenged, but Cher, hey, she keeps
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putting out the hits.
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Maybe I don't have the thing. Maybe I
just suck at school.
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Well, see, that's the point, Max. You
don't have to suck.
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And with these special classes, you'll
get help. You'll get more attention.
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Everyone has...
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Look, I'm not saying it's going to be
easy, but look at me. I can't finish
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and I don't want you to go through what
I'm going through. I'm not going to
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special ed.
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You're going. No, you lied to me. No, I
changed my mind. You can't make me go.
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You're going. No.
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Go upstairs and get ready for school.
I'm taking you.
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Someday he'll thank you.
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Right.
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Right after he thanks me for taking away
his fake ID and making him break up
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with that real slutty girl in high
school.
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Is there anything I can do?
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Read this damn thing to me.
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Distributions in excess of this amount
will be taxable except to the extent the
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distribution is allocable to your after
-tax contributions made after 1980. Good
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Lord, maybe you're not dyslexic.
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Come on, Angie, read it to me, but, you
know, make it interesting.
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The amount...
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Distribution...
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Which is treated as a refund.
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Will be given back in one lump sum.
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Oh.
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You know what would be really sexy?
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What?
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Is if you started to take notes, too.
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You know, I think these colored lenses
are working.
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They're helping me focus on the words.
I'm really enjoying reading.
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That's great.
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My boys are getting their read on.
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How's your book?
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Well, so far, the Grubstick plan has a
big penalty if you retire before 65.
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