All language subtitles for george_lopez_s02e02_token_of_unappreciation

Oh, hey, Dad.

This is Jennifer, Ashley, and Piper.

Hi. Ladies.

Hey, Mr. Lopez.

What's up, Toby?

Yo, Mula.

Nimbus and Stratus.

I always love a good cloud joke.

What's with all the Britneys?

Carmen and Toby finally made some new
friends in high school.

This is big.

I think they're going to be popular.

Listen, I've got a big surprise for you.
I spent the whole day on the Internet,

and I think I found your father.

What? That's amazing.

I know.

I just found out he's alive, and you
already found him? Where is he?

In here.

Dad!

I didn't think he'd be white.

phone numbers in there.

Every Manny Lopez in California.

That's great, honey, but I'll have to
get to it after I finish my report.

I got a big pitch meeting tomorrow, you
know.

Wow, the Powers brothers are letting you
go in and pitch on a contract?

We might have something to celebrate
tonight.

But not if you keep doing that.

Look, I'll start calling the Mannys. You
go and eat with the girls.

Oh, this is perfect.

Those kind of girls wouldn't let me sit
with them in high school, and now they

have to.

Mind if I join you ladies?

Kinda.

I'm married to that.

It don't hurt no more.

Did you guys hear that Justin Barnes
took his shirt off in gym class today?

He thinks he's all Abercrombie and
Fitch.

I heard someone had to kiss him in a
play, and it was like kissing Jell -O.

Ew.

I don't know about Jell -O, but one time
I got my tongue stuck in a lifesaver

like that.

Random.

My food.

Toby, can you believe we were in love
with Justin in kindergarten?

You guys have been friends since
kindergarten?

Best friends.

We've talked every day on the phone,
except for that week when I was in a

from a bee sting.

Hello?

Hold on, I'll ask her. Do you have a
cell phone? Megan wants to ask you

something.

No, my dad won't let me have one.

Call her back on her dad's phone.

Then he can ring the bell and she'll
come in from the fields to answer it.

Wow, you're going to make somebody a
great first wife.

Well, I don't have a cell phone, but
I've got a pager. You can get news

on it.

Newsflash, nobody cares about the news.

Well, I'm stuffed.

Let's go up to your room, Carmen. Can we
have some water? Oh, I want bubbles.

Carmen,

you want to fit in so badly with these
girls that you're making fun of Toby?

We're just messing with her. She'll be
fine.

Hey, Dad, do we have water with bubbles?

Yeah. It's called beer, and you can't
have any.

I need the cost reports.

I got copies for everybody.

Now, my plan is to lay back.

And when you give me the nod, I'll jump
in with the numbers.

George, you're not going in. We just
need you to bring down the reports.

I knew that, man. I was just joking.

Why'd you bring a laser pointer?

Because sometimes I need to make points.

Like you and you go in there and get
that contract.

I will be over here in that chair.

George. They just want to hear from the
big boys.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Powers
Brothers.

You boys shined your shoes for nothing.
We got this contract locked up. You said

the same thing when you came out of the
Grumman meeting. We got Grumman.

Have we met?

Ben Adams, Aero Corp. Hey, George Lopez,
Powers Brothers.

What do you do over there?

Run the plant.

Well, don't say it like my old auntie.
Just say it like you mean it.

I run the plant.

Damn, you run the plant.

How long you been there?

Well, I've been manager for a couple
months, but, man, I've been on the line

like 15 years.

Self -made man.

I do all right.

Well, I think George Lopez can do better
than all right.

I see George Lopez as a vice president
at Aerocorp.

I see him with a bigger house, better
car, an ugly nanny if you love your

and a hot one if you don't.

Thanks, but you know, I'm doing all
right where I am now. Oh, oh, so you

standing outside the big meeting.

Just hanging around like a skin duck in
Chinatown.

George, excuse me.

Looks like I'm needed.

Hey, looks like rain. Could you put my
top up?

It's a big storm brewing, and I'm the
only guy that could deal with my boss's

overhead situation.

Georgia Heard.

I know, that was for me.

Oh my God, I got an email from Here's a
Hint. What's that?

It's this cool website where you can
send anonymous compliments or insults to

people.

You've got great eyes.

We should all check your emails.

Yeah.

Toby, look, you got one.

Your eyes have a special sparkle.

hitter top.

Excuse me.

Vicious. Thank you.

Wait, you guys sent those emails?

Why would you do that?

Because it's funny. I don't think it's
funny.

Carmen, chill.

If I was fat, I would want someone to
tell me.

You should see what we've got planned
for the party Friday night.

What, like say I'm sorry?

But spell it out in tater tots.

Are you our friend or not?

Come on, Tobe.

I know what'll cheer you up. Let's go
make a CD for my party.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

Angie. George, I'm on the phone with
Manny Lopez.

You found my dad?

No, he's a lonely 19 -year -old kid
stuck at home with mono.

You got mono, dude. You can't be that
lonely.

So what happened with the pitch?

I wouldn't know.

They made me wait in the lobby.

Do you know how humiliating that was?

Honey.

15 years and they still don't respect
me.

I think I know why they're treating you
like this.

I do, too.

Maybe it's your fault.

You see, I had something different.

George, they still see you as a guy from
the line. They don't see you as

management yet.

Well, other companies do.

I met this guy, Ben Adams, from
AeroCorp.

Angie, he said they were looking for
people like me. Look, George, you don't

have to jump ship. You just have to make
the Powers brothers see you as one of

them. They gotta look at George Lopez
and see executive.

Why does everybody say George Lopez like
I'm not even here?

But you're right. George Lopez has got
to do something.

You know what they said?

They said the meeting was just for the
big boys.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm a big boy.

Yes, you are.

You are a big boy.

You're my big boy.

Don't patronize me.

But don't stop doing that. That's nice.

Look at you.

Will the defendant please rise?

I'm not gay.

But, uh, I've never been tested like
this before.

All right, last call on the suit.

That suit is so sharp.

It's a safety violation.

Thank you, Ernie. Hey, speaking of
safety violations, no more Walkmans or

boomboxes when you're working. You're
kidding, right? No.

When that work belt rings, I want to
hear nothing but machines.

All right, now that's a really good
start. But if you want them to fear you,

fire Alberto.

What did he do?

Nothing. I hate his lazy eye.

It follows me around like a painting.

I'm not firing, Alberto.

It does follow you like a painting.

George, I need you to do something.

All right.

Think I got the floor under control?
What do you need?

Jimmy's still sick. We just can't afford
a backlog. So hop on his machine, would

you?

Go back on the line? Oh, yeah, just for
a few days.

Why don't I just train somebody?

Well, it's your old machine, George.
It's easier this way.

This

is

just temporary.

Why would I do that? I'm just sitting
here reading a magazine.

Hey, it says here you took a lot of crap
today.

See, that's the difference between you
and me, Mom. You see crap, I see a

crappertunity.

Good news, honey. Only 400 Manny Lopez's
left to call.

Wait a second.

Why are you wearing a work shirt?

Angie, I'm quitting.

What are you talking about?

They put me back on my own machine
today.

That's horrible.

No, it's the best thing that could have
happened.

I finally found out what they think of
me over there at Powers.

So I'm going for that job at AeroCorp.

Look, George, I don't know what happened
down there today, but you put in a lot

of time over at Powers.

Angie, Ben Adams promised me a vice
presidency.

A bigger house, a better car, an ugly
nanny.

An ugly nanny?

That's our big dream, but...

It's a big risk.

And that should be Ben returning my
call.

Trust me.

Everything happens for a reason.

Hello, Ben?

Yeah, man.

Hey, I called about setting up that
interview.

Lie about your salary. Lie about your
salary.

No, that's not your imagination. That's
my wife telling me to lie about my

salary.

Angie, I'm not going to lie to the man.
Now, please!

bank and cash my average weekly paycheck
get two thousand and hundreds and the

rest in small bill what's that man he
says we're lying too

low baby he says we're lying too low you
know you've been acting

kind of weird the past few days are you
nervous about the party tonight yeah in

a way

Remember the time when you were more
popular than me and everyone wanted to

out with us to make fun of me and you
didn't know how to tell me because you

didn't want me to get hurt but then you
told me and I was happy you did?

That didn't happen.

What are you trying to say?

You know those emails you got?

Piper and the other girls sent them.

And if you go to that party tonight...

They're only going to make fun of you.

Oh.

Are you okay?

Yeah. We don't need to go to their
party.

We'll just do something else tonight,
right?

You want to go without me?

Toby!

interview. Toby, I didn't say that. You
didn't have to.

What happened?

I told her the other girls were making
fun of her behind her back.

So why is she mad at you? Because she
thinks I still want to go to Piper's

without her. Well, why would she think
that?

Because I kind of do.

But they're mean to Toby and Toby is
your best friend. But she won't be

Oh. See, that only makes sense because
you're using teenager logic.

It's the same kind of logic that gets
your kind killed in horror films.

But I'm a freshman and I'm already in
with the cool kids.

Look, honey, I know what you're going
through. There was a time when I had to

choose between the popular crowd and a
sweet pudgy kid eating all by himself.

Who's that? You don't know him.

Carmen, this is about loyalty.

Hey, you can either pick the cool kids
or your best friend. That's your choice,

Carmen.

No matter how popular you want to be,
you don't bail on your best friend.

No, you don't.

By the way, you didn't pick the pudgy
kid.

The pudgy kid picked you.

Check it out.

The executive gym.

Nice.

Damn, I wish I worked out.

What do you think of AeroCorp?

Well, I've seen the gym, the executive
dining room, the putting green.

Where do you guys make the planes?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back your nose off the
grindstone.

Hey, how about we pick out a corner
office for you?

Without an interview?

Wait a second.

I'm not going to be unbuttoning my shirt
and crying in a minute, am I?

I mean, I'm serious.

I mean, isn't there anything you want to
know about me, my background, my

experience? I mean, what was it about me
that interested you in the first place?

Your name.

What about my name?

Lopez.

What about Lopez?

Come on, man. You got to know.

You're Latino.

Look,

George, you know it's a numbers game. We
need someone like you in the executive

ranks if we're going to land the
government contracts.

So you don't care if I can do the job?

I'm sure you can do the job. That's not
the point.

The point is, we need Lopez.

So any Lopez would do.

Well, hell, we had a Rodriguez, but he
could pass for Italian. You, look at

You are a dark brown Mexican hermano.

Oh, yeah? Well, you can watch these dark
brown Mexican Nile guys walking away

from you. Wait, wait, wait.

You're looking at this the wrong way.
How many times have you been denied

something because you're Latino?

It's payback time.

Now, what do you say we go grab a
smoothie on the white man's dime?

Once again, I refer you to the nalgas.

Look around.

All this can be yours.

And you want to know the best thing?

We can't be fired.

Check this out.

Theo.

Hey, you better stop shredding paper and
start shredding that big ass cracker.

Ben, let me make this clear. There is no
way in hell I would take this job.

I'd rather go back on the line forever
than to be somebody's token.

You know what, man? I don't want to live
in a world where I can't be fired for

slapping a white man's noggin.

Hey, Curtis, let me ask

you. What's up, Paz?

Would you take a job just because you
were black?

Wow, what you got?

The first time in my life I got offered
a job because I'm a Latino.

Now, now, you can't go for that stuff,
man. Look, no amount of money they offer

you is worth your dignity.

Gentlemen, I need to talk to you. Hold
on, George.

One more sec.

Do you know I almost quit this morning
and took a job over at Aerocorp?

Why? Why would you go there?

Because I don't think I've been getting
enough respect around here.

Hey, we respect you out of all the guys
on the floor we promoted you.

Then how could you send me back down to
the line?

Well, we didn't do it permanently.

We just asked you to do it for a couple
days.

You don't get it.

I spent 15 years trying to get off the
line, and in the blink of an eye, you

send me back down, man. You know how
that makes me feel?

It's like...

Finally joining a country club, then
after a week having to play at a public

course.

Sweet Mary, we are so sorry.

You are off the line immediately.

No, see, I don't want to hurt
production.

I just don't want to lose my authority
with the guys out there.

Don't they understand that when we're
behind, even management pitches in? If

mean that, come and work on the line
with me.

That says that when there's problems,
we're all in this together.

Jack, do we want to say that?

Consider it done. It's done.

Great. And next time we're bidding on a
contract, I'm in the meeting.

I know the numbers better than anybody.

And, man, I got a laser pointer.

There we are.

Hey, just out of curiosity, you guys
didn't promote me because you needed a

Latino, did you?

Oh, George.

If we could find a white guy who could
do your job as well as you do, we'd hire

him in a minute.

Thank you.

That means a lot.

Congratulations,

Manny. Good luck to you. Who's that?

Not your dad. Manny Lopez from Oxnard.

He just landed a job as VP at AeroCorp
Aviation.

That'd be a lot funnier if we were
kicking it in our mansion with our hot

Why is she hot now?

Because you made that joke.

Hey, Toby.

Hey, Toby.

So you guys have been hanging out?

Yeah. Piper's having a party tonight,
but we're having our own party instead.

don't need those girls to be cool.

Yeah. We're styling.

You made the right call.

I know.

But now the popular girls hate me for
ratting on them. You realize the next

years of my life are going to suck?

Honey, we're proud of you.

You know, when you do the right thing
like this, Carmen, it almost makes me

to get you a cell phone.

Then I think, she's got no friends.
Who's going to call her?

Man,

how'd you get the bosses to work on the
floor?

Hey, when we're behind, everybody works
harder.

From the bottom to the top.

Well... I don't know how you did it, but
you just bought yourself some major

respect, mister.

I'm taking a smoke break, princess.