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Oh, George, I know how you can get more
respect at work. A tie says I'm the
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boss.
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You want me to wear a tie to an airplane
parts factory?
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Yeah, that'll work. You see, the problem
with the propeller is... I mean, I
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spent 16 years on the line with these
guys. It's going to take a while before
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they respect me as manager.
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Well, I'm just trying to help.
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Carmen, did I put lunch money in your
bag?
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It's there. Don't worry about it. I'll
just show it to the cheerleaders. They
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don't eat their food.
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That's my carpool. I gotta go.
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Please excuse Carmen from swim class.
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Because she's having her period.
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What's this?
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When did you start having your period?
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I don't know. What's the date on the
note?
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You didn't have to write a fake note.
This is wonderful. My little girl's a
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woman now.
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We have to call everybody.
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What's a period?
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It's a bullet we dodge. Go get ready.
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Can we talk about this later? I really
have to go to school. Oh, one sec,
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I still have to look for the lunch
money.
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Wait a second.
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Excuse Carmen.
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weeks have you been having this period?
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I don't know, six?
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Six weeks.
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If you went to a Catholic school, you'd
be like a miracle.
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Okay, I didn't get my period. I just, I
hate swim class.
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Hey, Rico Suave, come on, let's go.
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You're gonna make us all late for work.
Mom, wait.
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George, you're not leaving. She lied to
get out of swim class. Carmen, we're
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dealing with this now.
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Look, Angie, is it that big a deal?
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Why does she need to know how to swim?
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We're already here.
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George, that's not the point.
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She lied.
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They lie because they're not afraid of
you.
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Benny, we're handling this.
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I don't see anybody getting hit.
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We don't hit our kids, Benny. We
threaten to send them to your house.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Isn't this fun for me?
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Okay, I know what to do.
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You gotta learn how bad lying is, so I'm
gonna lie to you.
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Go ahead.
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Not now.
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When you're not expecting it, I'm going
to lie to you, and you'll see how
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hurtful it is.
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Fine.
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And don't worry.
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I'm finally going to fix the brakes on
your bike after school.
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Wait, is that the lie?
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Wear a helmet.
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You know, George learned that lying
trick from me.
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What was your lie?
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Oh, that we didn't have... I have enough
money to send him to college.
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Goodbye.
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Wait, don't be like that.
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You know you want me? Come on, let's go
out.
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I'll bring you back.
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Danny boy, this is George.
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Why aren't you at work?
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Monday, and so does your job. If you're
not here, bye.
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Not bad for the new guy, huh?
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God, it is so weird having you for a
boss.
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Like, I've known you for so long, and
now I have to respect you.
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I'm sorry, but it's so funny.
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You know what would be hilarious?
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Is if I had that boring report on my
desk that I asked for yesterday.
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I don't get the joke, but okay.
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Oh, here's the bad thing about that. No
more beer at lunch.
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I can't have you guys working on the
machines all buzzed out.
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You used to?
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Hey, those 15 years were a mistake.
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Thirsty is off limits.
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Oh, okay, I get it.
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You're the manager now, so you gotta
say, uh, no beer at lunch. And we gotta
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say, uh, okay.
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Then you do your thing, we do our thing,
everybody's doing their job, everyone's
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okay.
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I'm not saying it's okay.
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And don't bring back a big old with a
lime in it, because I'm hip to that,
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Now, what happened to you? In a week,
you became Mr.
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Clipboard. You remember what we used to
say about Mr. Clipboard?
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Yeah, we said that if he kept riding us,
we'd take him to the parking lot and
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beat the crap out of him.
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But now that I'm a manager, oh, my God,
that just seems so ghetto.
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Screw you.
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Buy me a soda from the machine.
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You still coming to the barbecue Sunday?
Yeah, I just got to find a date.
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What happened?
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A couple weeks ago, you were dating two
girls. Turns out they were dating each
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other.
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Yeah, they just tricked me into driving
them places.
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Morning, Benny. Not now. Okay.
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to the employees who are here on time.
Mom, you can't do that.
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You know what?
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They told me that I couldn't push out
that big head of yours, but I did that
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too.
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George, Mr. Powers wants to talk to you.
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He doesn't look happy.
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And trust me, he does not want to be
tickled.
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Hey, Mr. Powers.
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Roll up your pants, Lopez. There's a
craft storm coming.
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Is it falling heavy in the mountains,
sir? I was hoping I'd do some crab
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boarding this weekend.
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We lost the bowling contract, George.
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Gotta make cuts.
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I'm thinking Ernie and his crew.
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Whoa, slow down, Jack.
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I can't fire Ernie. He's the best man I
got.
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It's either that or your mom and her
crew.
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My mom?
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You want me to fire my mom?
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Jack, I get scared wishing her a happy
birthday.
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Welcome to being a manager.
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Let me know your decision by Monday.
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You don't understand.
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She got me this job.
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She's been a line inspector here for 30
years.
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Huh? She probably got some money saved
up.
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No, Jack.
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It all goes to bingo and cigarettes.
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She's got nothing.
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If I fire her, she'll have to come and
live with me and Angie. Oh.
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How am I going to talk Angie into that?
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I could give you some advice on that.
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But I'm not married and I have no
friends and...
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Both my parents are dead, so...
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What
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did I ask you to do that was so
terrible? Nothing. Just leave
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me alone.
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What the hell's going on?
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I have no idea. I wanted to watch Max
and his friends on the slip and slide
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Sunday, and when I told her she should
wear a bathing suit, she went all...
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Let me talk to her. You talk to her.
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Good plan.
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I hear someone doesn't want to wear a
bathing suit.
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Dad, I don't want to talk about it.
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Hey, I don't want to talk about it
either.
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Let's just sit here a while so your mom
thinks I handled it.
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Oh, man.
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Why did I have all that coffee and chili
dogs today?
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Someone's strangling a duck outside.
We're about to hear it.
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Okay.
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I'll talk.
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Talk fast. The train's leaving the
station.
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Okay.
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I'm Harry.
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I want you to let me shave my legs.
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Oh, that's a hard one for me, Carmen.
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Because I want you to save my little
girl.
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Can't you just let the hair grow?
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Then when you get old enough, we'll take
you to the woods and release you.
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It's not just my legs. It's something
else, too.
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Oh!
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Under your arms, Carmen, you got jungle
pits.
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See, that's why I hate swim class.
Everyone makes fun of me.
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You know, when I was a kid, I got made
fun of a lot, too.
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You're stupid. You're fat.
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Your father's a loser.
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Your grandmother can be a very...
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So is it okay if I shave?
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Yes.
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And I'm going to give you my
grandfather's razor.
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It's the one I used when I first started
to shave.
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Thanks, Dad.
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And don't you worry.
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We're going to do something about that
little mustache, too.
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Mustache? I have a mustache. Wait.
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Is that the lie?
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You don't get this lying thing, do you?
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I don't know why we adopted you.
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That's definitely the lie.
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Sure it is. Good night, Gretchen.
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Carmen.
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Everything go okay?
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The kids at school are making fun of her
underarm hair.
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That's what the phony notes were about.
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Man, I don't know how you do it, Angie.
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I thought I had some tough stuff to deal
with today, but taking care of the
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house and the kids all day by yourself,
I wish I could be here more.
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I feel guilty.
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You know what I should do?
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I should fire my mom and make her like
the maid.
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It'd be funny, right? I mean, you'd like
that.
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You wouldn't get mad, right? It'd be
funny.
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What are you trying to tell me, George?
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Okay, look, something happened at work.
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I have to fire either Ernie or my mom,
and it's going to be my mom, Angie.
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That's horrible.
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How can they make you do that?
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I think she's going to have to come and
live with us.
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Mom, Max wants to know if he can lock
his door. He dreamt that Grandma tried
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kill him again.
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It's a dream about a boy spending time
with his grandmother. Does it matter
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they're doing?
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Tell Max not to worry, okay? I'll be up
to tuck him in in a minute.
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So? You want to bring that into our
house?
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Look, this isn't going to be easy for
any of us. Angie, I have to fire my own
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mom. How am I going to do that? Hey, Ma,
dump your crap in this box and follow
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the guy with the badge out.
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I love you.
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This is crazy.
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Why do you want to relive your
childhood?
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Wasn't it bad enough the first time?
She's different now.
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How? She's had 20 more years of smoking.
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Angie, I think I can finally take her.
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Even if she's kicking my ass, she's got
to stop for a smoke.
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George, this is our home.
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But this is my mother.
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Oh, man, why did I have all that coffee
and chili dogs today?
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George, after 14 years of marriage, I'm
immune.
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Fine. She can move in.
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And you're going to try and make this
work.
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I mean, you're not just doing this to
get her while she's asleep or anything.
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No, if I ever get her, I want her to be
awake.
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Do you know how much I love you right
now?
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Prove it.
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How?
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Well, there's something I want you to
do.
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And I want to what?
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I'll go through it.
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Fire your mom.
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I'll do it slow.
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You're the hot dog.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my underarms burned. Your grandpa's
old razor was so dull, it took me
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forever. Didn't you change the blade?
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No, was I supposed to?
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Sweetheart, that was the blade we used
to shave Grandpa right before we put him
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in the coffin. Oh, my God.
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That's why you don't lie to people.
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It wasn't a lie.
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Hey, George.
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Great barbecue, huh?
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Where's your date, dude?
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Oh, uh, she said she was parking my car.
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But it's been like an hour.
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Hey, uh, since I got you, there's this
rumor going around there's gonna be some
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laughs. I'm not one of the guys who's
gonna lose my job, am I?
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Who's getting fired?
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Look, Ernie, I can't talk about it right
now.
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Oh, man.
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It's me.
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I'm going to lose my job. I know it.
Look at George. Look how guilty his face
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is. George. George.
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You want to be a boss? Act like a boss.
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Come on. Take your friend into the
house. Sit him down. Tell him the truth.
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Mom, stop. You don't know the situation.
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You're always like this. You want to be
the good guy.
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Why don't you grow a pair?
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right back, Ernie.
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Can I talk to you in the house for a
minute? Sure.
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Mom, it's not Ernie. It's a different
department.
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And a lot of people are going to be hurt
by this.
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Spit it out, Margaret. I want names.
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It's the inspectors.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I hate this.
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what's best for the company.
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What's best for the company?
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I'm your mother.
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Was the company there when you won your
Little League trophy?
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Mom, you weren't even there.
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You dropped me off at the curb.
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Who changed your birth certificate so
you could be a big shot playing with all
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the little kids?
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It's gonna be okay.
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I talked to Angie.
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She said you can come and live with us.
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Thank you, Angie.
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She's such a saint. Everything she does
is good. And she's got you like this.
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Well, there's more room now that you let
go.
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Jack, got a minute?
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Yeah, sure. Come in.
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I made my decision.
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I'm laying out my mom and the
inspectors.
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Really? I figure... the guys can inspect
their own parts. If we lose the
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machinists, we'll have to outsource.
Then a lot more jobs are in jeopardy.
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not going to let that happen.
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Good for you.
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Big thing in a boy's life when he fires
a parent.
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My pop never saw it coming.
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That was a good birthday.
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It wasn't fun for me, Jack.
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What wasn't fun?
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Firing her. I did it yesterday.
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You did what?
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George, you weren't supposed to actually
fire her.
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Jack, you told me to. Yeah, well, I
figured you'd come see me first.
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George, it was a test.
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A test?
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Are you crazy, Jack?
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That's why I work in a factory. I'm no
good at tests.
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Listen to me. You are the first man from
the line who ever made manager.
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I was testing your loyalty.
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I just wanted to see if you were capable
of firing your own mother.
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Oh, you want to know what I'm capable
of?
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How's this? I quit.
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Oh, no, George. Come on. Hey, hey, hey.
You can't leave me with nobody to run
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this place.
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Watch me, Jack.
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No, no, wait.
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How can I make it up to you?
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Shut down between Christmas and New
Year's so everybody can have time off.
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No way.
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No way.
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That would cost a fortune.
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Let me let you in on a little secret,
Jack.
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We don't work that week anyway.
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We all just stand around talking about
what an SOB you are.
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All right, all right, deal.
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Not yet.
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I want two weeks off with pay.
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Not for me, for my mom.
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No problem, George.
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I give her three weeks.
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I don't like her.
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Hey, can I have everyone's attention?
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Listen, I know you've all heard rumors
about layoffs, but they're not true.
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Actually, I got good news. For the first
time in 20 years, everyone's getting
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the week off between Christmas and New
Year's.
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With pay.
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Lunch at Thirsty's. First round's on me.
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I'm in.
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All right, George is back.
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But if I catch anybody drinking, they're
fired.
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So, what happened for real?
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Nothing. Don't worry about it. You got
your job back. Be happy.
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You couldn't pull the trigger, could
you, Mr. Good Guy?
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Oh, man.
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Did you take a pay cut?
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Did you beg for Mommy's job back?
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Okay, that's it.
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You want it? Here it is. I fired you.
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Powers was testing me to see if I could
do it, and I did it. You didn't fire me.
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Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Mom, I fired
your ass.
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00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:54,650
You say you can always tell if I'm lying
by looking in my eyes. What do you see?
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You fired me.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to say something I never said
before.
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I'm proud of you.
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You had the guts to fire your own
mother.
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They finally dropped.
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You know, they don't make Hallmark cards
for people like us, Mom.
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I'm really proud of the way you handled
everything.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Hey, how's your mom enjoying her
vacation?
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You know, I think she's just happy to be
out of the house.
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Max had that bad dream again.
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Grandma was chasing me with the...
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