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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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Hey, guys. Hey, Mom.
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What are you doing?
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Taxes. Got an extension. They have to be
in next week.
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I didn't see that sign.
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That sign.
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What? Oops.
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It's nothing.
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It's nothing, Mom. This is cute.
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It's very cute. It's fine. It's just
good.
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I think Mom is perfectly capable of
doing the family taxes.
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Thank you, Jennifer. I appreciate the
words of support.
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Now, why isn't Alex doing them like he
usually does?
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Well, Alex isn't always going to be
here.
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Besides, I should be able to do this
stuff.
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Anyway, your father can't help it
because he's got a deadline to meet. He
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finish his new documentary on Leo
Tolstoy.
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Well, what happened to the one he was
doing before?
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Exotic pet stores.
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How much is that armadillo in the
window?
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He's blocked on that.
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So he switched and I get to do the
taxes.
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Mom, look, you don't understand.
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This is America.
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And in America, Americans don't just sit
and do their taxes.
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They go to H &R Block or me.
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Well, Alex, I don't have to go anywhere.
Taxes aren't that complicated.
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No, Mom, what I'm telling you is that
you are being offered the services of
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Keaton and Keaton.
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Alex, because this is America, I support
and benefit from many of the government
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programs that our taxes pay for.
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So I am not interested in the Keaton and
Keaton insidious loophole approach.
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Take your hands off Andy's ears.
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All right. A good citizen pays all of
his or her taxes.
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Sorry, but no thanks.
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All right, Annie. Never mind. Can't
teach an old dog new tricks.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I'm sorry. A young dog.
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A puppy.
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Oh, Elise, I'm really excited about this
Tolstoy documentary.
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The whole key to it lies in this book,
War and Peace.
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Remember, I was reading this the night
you went into labor with Alex.
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22 years ago.
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This week, I'm going to pick up where I
left off. Oh, Stephen, I remember. I
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remember you wanted to name Alex Sasha
Alexei Kitanovich.
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It's amazing I grew up so normal.
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Don't flatter yourself, Sasha.
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Hi. Hey, Mel. Hi, Mel.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Well, hi, Mel.
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How's your documentary going?
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Well, I think it's going to be great.
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Looks like you stripped the library
bare.
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Lucky for me.
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Do you want something?
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Well, I was going to ask you a question,
but it can wait.
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Oh, Mel, if you've got a question, just
ask.
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I'm sure between the brilliant Mr.
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Tolstoy and me, we can come up with an
answer.
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Can Nick stay here for a week while his
apartment's being painted?
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Nyet. Dad, please. I mean, Nick really
has no place else to go.
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I think we can do this much for Nick.
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Thanks, Dad. I know it's a big favor.
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I'm unclear about this. Did I say yes?
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Now, look, Mel.
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You've got to explain to Nick that your
father's got a lot of work to do on his
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documentary, and Nick's really going to
have to keep out of his way.
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Oh, yeah, of course. No, you don't have
to worry about that.
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The Nick I know is a very quiet and
private person.
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I mean...
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When we're together, sometimes we
completely forget the other person's
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Oh, my gosh, I almost forgot.
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Hey,
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I'm here.
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Hey, guys, what's all that stuff for?
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Well, Nick, he's going to have to sleep
on the couch, so I'm going to make it
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comfortable for him.
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Hey, wait a minute. Can we get a tax
deduction for boarders?
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Afraid not, Mom.
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See, technically, he's not a boarder.
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He's a freeloader.
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Alex, would you get up?
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Uh, absolutely not.
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Fine. Fine. Have it your way.
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Now. Now.
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How's it coming with the taxes, honey?
Neither can turn it down.
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Dad, Mom's not taking full advantage of
the new tax laws.
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At least I'd listen to the couch.
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All right, Alex.
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That's it. Just get...
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me with those pillows, okay?
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No, not that end. Nick always likes to
sleep with his feet pointing north.
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How would you know?
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Then Nick told me.
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Yes.
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Nick's like a compass, see?
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And in fact, if you lay him down with
his feet pointing south, he'll turn
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completely round.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Mr. Keaton, you really ought to change
the blades in that razor more often.
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It's an electric razor, Nick.
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Not anymore.
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Well, I'm really tired. I think I'm
going to go hit the sack.
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Yeah, me too.
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Hey, listen.
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Can we point him south? Because I want
his team to spin completely round.
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I'm going up, too. Come on, sweetheart.
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Yeah, I'm exhausted.
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Let's go, Mel.
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I'll be up in a little while, Dad.
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No rush. We'll wait.
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Night, Mel. Night.
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At least I'm not too thrilled with the
sleeping arrangements here.
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Please, Stephen, don't be ridiculous.
Everyone's going to be fine. Now, can we
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go to bed?
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All right. I'm sorry.
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You're right.
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We're two mature adults.
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We trust our daughter.
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We trust this young man.
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Let's go to sleep.
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We don't have much time. My dad's asleep
on the lane. Oh, all right, all right.
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Wait, wait. Let's go for it in the
kitchen.
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All
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right!
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What exactly is going on in here?
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Oh, Mr. K, you've ruined the surprise.
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Thank God.
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What a surprise.
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You're going to make a big breakfast for
the whole family.
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So, that's what you were doing in here.
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Yeah, what are you doing here?
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What a deep sleep I was in.
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Wait a minute.
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What am I doing in the kitchen?
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I must have been sleepwalking.
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Well, good night.
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Hey, Mom.
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Last chance for some professional
taxidermy.
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She doesn't need an H &R Blockhead.
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That's right.
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I'm just seconds away from the biggest
tax refund in Keaton history.
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Okay, come on. Keogh deduction plan. Do
your stuff. Mama needs a new pair of
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shoes. How much are we getting back,
Mom?
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Minus $3 ,000.
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Don't spend it all in one place, Mom.
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Wait a minute. I can't believe this. It
says we owe $3 ,000. How could we...
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Mallory, that's more than you made.
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Alex,
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you take a look at this for me, please.
Well, Mom, it looks to me like you've
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got everything under control, so I'm
just going to shove off, okay?
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Oh, please, honey.
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Mom, Mom, don't beg, okay? You're much
better than that. Please.
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You live here now.
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Hey, hey, hey, you know, that was a
pretty amusing incident that happened in
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kitchen earlier this morning, huh, Mr.
K?
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Yeah, glad you enjoyed it, Nick.
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Next show at 11.
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So I guess it's just the two of us at
home.
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Yeah, that's how it looks.
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What are we going to do?
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Well, whatever we're going to do, I'm
just hoping we'll do it in separate
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Well, maybe later.
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Right now, you just do what you normally
do.
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And I'll do what I do, huh?
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Fine, fine, Nick.
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Hey, Mr.
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K, I'm just going to do a bunch of sit
-ups, huh? And could you count for me?
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Tell me when I get to 100.
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Sure thing, Nick. Get started.
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What am I up to?
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Uh, that's one.
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Not yet.
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So, what's the big book about, huh?
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Russia.
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Russia. So, you just read for the
general idea.
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Me too.
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Adults Digest.
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Adults digest what?
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I guess whatever they eat, huh?
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Oh, hey, hey, hey. I don't mean to be
disturbing you, huh? No, no, no, no.
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just get into my own thing here.
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Meet Bill's gallbladder.
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I am a membranous, muscular,
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in which Bill's bile is stored.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't mean to
be bothering you, all right? I'll just
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get into my own thing here, all right?
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must have brought you a cup of tea.
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Ting!
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Now, can I talk to you about something
for a minute?
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Have you noticed a slight tension in
this house between me and your dad?
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No more than usual.
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It's starting to make me think that
maybe I shouldn't be staying here. Maybe
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should go downtown and stay at the Heidi
Ho -Hot.
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No, honey, you mean the Heidi Ho Hotel.
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The L burned out, remember?
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Oh, I just thought they'd change the
name.
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Anyway, I just think it'd be better for
everybody if I just left.
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No, honey, we all love having you here.
No, it's rather obvious that your father
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doesn't. But, honey, he never liked you.
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Yeah, I know, you know, but it's just
starting to get to me. I mean, everybody
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likes me, you know, except for maybe my
Uncle Louie, all right? When I was eight
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years old, I accidentally burnt Donna's
garage.
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Sometimes it just takes a while with my
dad. Just be patient.
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Oh, look who's here.
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It's my dad.
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Dad Nick.
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Hey, Mr. Keaton.
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Oh, gosh.
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Hello, Nick.
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So, uh, how's that Russian thing coming,
huh?
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Nick, thanks.
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Hey, uh, you know how to make a white
Russian? It's one pot pot. Oh, thanks,
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Nick. I'm sure I'll be able to work that
in here somewhere.
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You know how to make Russian dressing?
Yes, I do.
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Good. I mean, you'll be able to slip
that right in after the white Russian
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you know? I mean, we'll just roll right
along here, huh?
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Nick, if you don't mind. Oh, hey, I
understand.
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Oh, here, let me get the... Nick!
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Please! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just
trying to help.
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I don't need you to help me with this,
Nick.
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Okay, Mr. Keegan, you don't need me to
help you with nothing, huh?
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Nick, please.
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I have work to do.
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You know, you never really give me a
chance.
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A chance for what?
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A chance to show you who I really am.
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I mean, from the minute you met me, you
always thought I was this dumb guy with
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no future who's no good for your
daughter.
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And now, four years later, you think I'm
this dumb guy with no future who's no
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good for your daughter.
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Nick, that's not true.
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I don't think you're dumb.
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Yeah, but you don't think I'm any good
for your daughter.
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Look, if Mel wants to talk to me, tell
her she can find me down at the Heidi Ho
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-Hot.
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Lisa, I've been up all night, up all
night thinking.
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I need your opinion.
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Okay.
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Well, I've always been nice to Nick,
haven't I?
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Are you crazy?
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No, I'm serious.
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Come on, Stephen. For the moment, Nick
set foot in his house. He was determined
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not to like him.
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So were you.
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Yeah, well, I came around, though. I
learned to like him. I talked to him.
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I got to know the real Nick.
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The true Nick.
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The inner Nick.
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Dear.
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Stephen,
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once you get to know him, he's really a
wonderful guy.
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He's very good -hearted. He's sensitive.
He's good -looking.
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He's caring.
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Actually, he reminds me a lot of you.
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What?
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Oh, no, no, no. Just think about it.
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Do you remember the first time you came
to my parents' house? You had this
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headband on and the real long hair and
your ripped jeans.
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God, you scared my mother half to death.
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My father thought you were Cher.
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Look, Lisa, I know what you're getting
at here, but it's a completely different
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situation. When I was Nick's age, I was
goal -oriented. I had a career in mind.
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I had a college degree.
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That may be true, but there is something
you have in common with Nick.
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It's the way that you loved and cared
for me when you were a young man. It's
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same way that Nick loves and cares for
Mallory now.
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That's a real rare thing to find.
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Dad, I hope you're happy making Nick
stay at the Heidi Ho Hotel.
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You don't understand the impact you have
on Nick.
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And he really cares a lot what you think
of him.
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You know, Nick is one of the sweetest
guys I know.
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I'd do anything to have a boyfriend like
him.
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Jennifer, go stand in the corner.
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I just came by to pick up my toothbrush.
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Nick, come in.
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Make yourself at home.
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What is this, a trap?
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No, no, I think we need to talk.
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I realize I've made things pretty
unpleasant for you these last few days.
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Years.
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When I first met you, you didn't strike
me as the sort of young man I wanted for
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my daughter.
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Look, Mr.
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Keaton, sit down.
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You know, I know I am not exactly the
kind of guy you wished your daughter
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fall in love with.
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But I got to tell you, you know, I'm
really happy being me.
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I like me.
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I would go out and buy me a Coke.
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But if you don't like me, and if you're
never going to like me, I mean, hey,
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that's the way it's got to be, you know?
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But I love your daughter, and I want to
be with her for the rest of my life.
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And I want you to know that I am going
to take excellent care of her.
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I know you will, Nick.
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And listen, about whether I'm ever going
to like you or not, I like
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you right now.
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You have respect for yourself.
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You have respect for my daughter.
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I admire that in a man.
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Yay.
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Thanks, Dad.
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I knew I shouldn't have said anything.
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Next on KSWB, get wacky with Jackie.
Jackie Chan Adventures, just part of
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WB. And at 5, stay tuned for the magic
of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. There's a
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full afternoon right ahead on KSWB, San
Diego's WB. Watch the frog.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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