All language subtitles for family_ties_s07e19_they_can_t_take_that_away_from_me_1

What would we do, baby, without us?

What would we do, baby, without us?

And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

What would we do, baby, without us?

Sha -la -la -la.

Good morning, Jen. How about some
breakfast?

What's the point of breakfast?

Or any meal?

Or anything, for that matter. I mean,
after all, life is basically a series of

random, absurd, unrelated events not
linked in any logical pattern, existing

a complete void that mocks our attempts
to impose order and meaning upon it.

In that case, can I have your bagel?

When did all this occur to you?

Ever since my advanced literature class
started its unit on existentialism.

What's existentialism?

He's so young.

Annie. An existentialist is someone who
likes to take their clothes off in

public.

Existentialism is a belief that there is
no real grand design to life and

consequently no real meaning.

Still, there's no reason for a person to
take their clothes off.

Hey. Hi.

How you doing?

Hi.

Hey, cut it out!

that Alex and I aren't going to see each
other for a few weeks.

I'm going to a psychology conference in
Detroit.

Oh, well, why don't you take him along
as an exhibit?

Hey, Alex, just because Lauren's going
to be away for a while doesn't mean

you're going to be spending more time at
home, does it?

I get plenty to do. I started teaching
today, freshman seminar on campus.

Basic applied economic principles of
capitalism in the post -industrial era.

Boy, let's hope they have festival
seating for that one.

Actually, teaching this class is going
to fulfill all my requirements for my

degree. And it's on to graduation.

Boy, how time does fly.

Next year at this time, Mallory will be
graduating.

Yeah, hopefully.

Well, who's that?

Happily.

Happily. I'll be graduating happily.

We're in graduation at Grand College.
Should be a pretty impressive ceremony.

Who's the guest speaker going to be,
Soupy Self?

Very funny, Alice.

They have no plans to invite him back.

Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
Take good care of Alex for me.

Sure you don't want to take him with
you.

That's tempting.

See this, Jen? See this? How could life
be absurd when a woman like this can't

tear herself from my side?

You just proved my point.

Now, you may ask, and rightfully so,
what is economics?

Well, let's go to the dictionary.

The word economics derives from the
Greek oikonomis, meaning a manager of a

state's or household's monies. Well, the
word money itself derives from the

Greek moneta, or the Latin mula.

Well, let's go now to our history books.

Excuse me, miss.

Me?

Uh, yeah, you.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Well, I've got 6 .38.

I've got 11 .05.

I think you're right.

Find a seat right there, please.

Now, as I was saying, if you go to the
history books, you'll see that money was

not always used as a method of
transaction.

Excuse me.

Sorry, that was me.

Actually, it wasn't me. It was Wolfgang
Hensel singing Die Zauberflute.

Oh, miss, just do me a favor. Just keep
it down.

I'm really sorry.

Now, as I was saying, in ancient times,
the barter system was in place, and

livestock were often used instead of
money as a means of exchange.

Now, eventually the practice was
dropped. For one thing, barter is an

method of transaction.

For another thing, it's hard to fit a
goat in your wallet.

Yeah, okay, settle down, people.

But seriously, folks, barter was a
terrible system.

Now, in the 4th century, the coinage
of...

That's okay.

Are you all right?

I'm fine, really.

Thank you.

All right, okay, everybody. That's
enough for today. I'm going to let you

early so you can read the first four
chapters of your textbook. If you're

and you know it, clap your hands.

in the class. I really enjoyed your
lecture.

Yeah, I could tell.

I thought your joke was funny, too.

No kidding. You know, I got a million of
them. You ever hear the one about the

quarter that asks the dollar bill out
for a date?

The dollar bill says, wait a minute,
this isn't going to work. It won't be an

equal relationship. For one thing, I'm
four times bigger than you. And then the

quarter says... I'm sorry.

The quarter says...

That's okay.

I'll bring three friends.

Wait,

maybe I didn't tell it right.

No, it's not you. It's not. It's just,
although that's a horrible joke.

And my girlfriend doesn't like it
either.

Neither does my mom or my sisters.
Maybe, you know, it's just not a girl's

Although my dad hates it too.

It's just a really bad joke.

Look, look, I've got to go.

Here, you all right?

Look, I'm really sorry.

I've been having a really bad week here.

Saturday I broke up with my boyfriend,
and yesterday someone stole my bicycle,

and today all my cat's hair fell out.

Excuse me?

Her name is Fluffy.

I'll have to change it now.

Listen, Miss... Miss Marty.

Brody. Marty.

Marty Brody. Look,

I've taken up enough of your time just
trying to say my name.

Thank you for being... Thank you for...
You know, you're so considerate. And

next time, I promise, no interruptions.

Just one more interruption. Are you
available for tutoring?

Tutoring. Well, I don't know, Miss. I've
got my own classes to contend with, and

I've got lectures to prepare. I'll pay
you 15 bucks an hour. Wednesday work for

you?

Wednesday's fine.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wednesday's
my orchestra rehearsal.

What about Thursday?

Uh, Thursday.

Thursday's my seminar for closing on the
elderly.

It's not an orchestra.

You're a music major?

See, that's what I wanted to talk to you
about. You see, with all my rehearsals

and lessons and theory classes, I'm just
not going to have much time for

economics. Well, even if I had time for
it, I don't like it very much. But then

who does, you know?

Right, you do.

Anyway, how's tomorrow?

Tomorrow? Tomorrow actually is good. Oh,
great. Oh, great. Oh,

I've got to run. It's 6 .38.

What just happened?

So, you ready for your tutoring?

Come on in.

Thanks.

I guess we should get to work.

Follow me.

All right.

Okay.

Miss Brody!

I'm scared!

Just take a left at the sustain pedal.

Listen, I want to... to thank you for
being so sensitive in class yesterday.

Oh, it's all right. It's a teacher's job
to be sensitive.

Is there something wrong? I mean, Fluffy
didn't lose any more hair, did she? Oh,

no, no, no. She's right there.

You should put a hat on that thing.

I'm a little nervous about this tutoring
stuff.

Why?

I don't know. I'm just not very good
with formal academic study.

Sometimes I just don't feel comfortable
unless I'm sitting at a piano.

You are sitting at a piano.

You're right.

I wish I could play.

Have you ever tried?

Me? No, forget about it. No, I am the
most unmusical person in the world. Oh,

well, no. Here, I can teach you.

Really, really. Just name a song you
want to learn. This is not going to

No, no, it'll be great.

Come on, come on.

Do you know the Bush campaign jingle?

No.

Well, let's try this.

Gershwin? I love Gershwin. Great.

Now you try it.

It was perfect.

You did it.

You know, we've got our act together. We
should take it on the road.

Miss Brody, Marty, you play beautifully.

Well, we should get to work, Alex.

Yeah, we should get to work.

Just go slow till I get the hang of it.
Oh, yeah. Hey, don't worry. You're going

to love this. You're going to love this.

Now, if we turn to page one of our
textbook, we'll see that economics

the principles of production and
distribution.

I'll see you guys later.

Well, where are you going, Jen?

I'm going down to the bookstore to get
some more material for my existentialism

class.

Listen, Jen, while you're there, pick me
up a copy of Tummy Tuck Tips.

It's by Cher.

Jen, Jen, don't you think you're going a
little overboard with this

existentialism stuff?

I just want to find out the meaning of
life.

Well, did you ever think of asking your
parents?

Okay. What's the meaning of life?

Elise?

Why do you do this to me?

Because you're there.

What are you so threatened by, Dad? Is
it because deep down you're worried that

there's no real meaning to life?

That it's all just a tale told by an
idiot full of sound and fury signifying

nothing? And that when we die, we're
condemned to spend eternity in a vast,

infinite expanse of non -existence?
Confirming what Camus called the benign

indifference of the universe?

Gray skies are gonna clear up.

Put on a happy face.

Dust off those clouds and cheer up.
Yeah, that is a ridiculous, inane

that only proves my point about the
meaninglessness of the universe. Jen,

up. You're grounded for the rest of your
life.

The sun will come out tomorrow.

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun.

But it'll be shining...

What's the matter with kids today?

What do you mean?

Come on, Alex. Anytime you want to speak
to me about something that's hard for

you to talk about, you sit inside until
I drag it out of you.

No, I do not.

All right, Alex. All right, okay.

This is very difficult for me to talk
about.

Don't worry. I'll help you along.

I'm confused.

About Marty.

Because?

Although it's the last thing in the
world you wanted, you find yourself

attracted to her.

And? You started to develop certain
feelings for her that you can't control.

But? You have a deep, meaningful
relationship with Lauren.

Which? You wouldn't want to harm her in
any way.

So you're confused, tense, and worried.

Thank you, Mel.

You're a good listener.

Alex, it's easy to tell that you've
liked Marty for the past week. You spent

every minute with her.

Oh, come on.

That was business. I mean, I've been
tutoring the girl.

Oh, come on, Alex. If anyone tutored me
that much, I'd make the dean's list.

Now, nobody could tutor anybody that
much.

This is stupid.

I mean, this is ridiculous.

Lauren and I have been seeing each other
for a year and a half.

We love each other very much.

I mean, Marty, Marty's a terrific girl,
and I'm sure if I wasn't seeing somebody

else, you know, we might possibly be
good for each other. But I am.

So that is that.

You're sure?

Absolutely. I'm telling you, you know,
this emotional stuff is overrated. A

little rational, logical thought, and
everything is resolved.

Well, I'm glad you sorted that out.

Don't forget, Thursday we start our unit
on squeezing relatives out of the

family business.

Hey, you.

Hey.

You know, Cleo Lane is giving a concert
at the Newing Auditorium.

Hey, no kidding.

No.

Who's Cleo Lane?

Well, she's one of the greatest jazz
singers in the world. I saw her do Porgy

and Bess on Broadway. It gave me the
chills.

Really, I saw Porgy and Beth. It was
performed by the Leland Heights PTA.

Thelma Feinstein as Beth.

Gave me the hives.

Well, I'm sure Mr.

Feinstein enjoyed it. Oh, absolutely.

Well, he was Porgy.

Here, here, here, listen to this.

Embrace me, my sweet embrace.

giving a performance tonight and i've
got two tickets embrace me do you want

go actually uh lauren's coming back
tonight oh

well that's that's that's fine uh

listen marty we're gonna talk about this
no no no that's okay um i'm just gonna

i'm gonna go have my legs waxed yeah
look we we can't keep avoiding it

Let's just forget this whole thing,
okay? I can't believe any of this.

How do you think I feel?

I don't know how you feel. I guess
that's the problem, isn't it?

Look, it's not my fault that we've
developed an attraction to each other.

We've developed an attraction to each
other?

What? What? Because we spend a few days
together? Big deal. And don't forget,

I've been paying for you all along,
right?

You're a kept man.

Well, I never.

I mean, is that all I've been to you?
Just a guy?

You know, good for a few laughs and a
few nights of cheap tutoring?

Well, they weren't all that cheap.

Weren't all that cheap, huh?

All right, why don't I give you your
money back, all right? Right? Let me

Seven lessons at $15 a shot. That's
$105.

Thank you.

Mine is expensive.

What expenses?

How about that pizza I bought Wednesday
night? And my gas money going to and

from your dorm. And who bought that damn
toupee for Fluffy?

And this.

What is this?

Open it.

Alex, that's... It's beautiful.

Yeah, it was on sale.

I don't know what to say.

I have these incredible urge to kiss
you.

Should I?

Well, I don't know. I mean, I've got a
class soon, and it's already 6 .38.

My sweet, embraceable...

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