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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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Pop sticks and here's a glue.
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What are you going to make?
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A mask.
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Come on, Andy. What did Nick teach you
in art class?
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He taught me to let your artistic ideas
spill out all over the place.
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Sure, that's because he doesn't have to
clean it up.
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I'm going to make a present for Nick.
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I'm going to miss my art class.
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I know you are, Andy.
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Where does it have to end?
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Well, because the community center needs
the space.
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And the class was only for six weeks
anyway, so it has to end.
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I can't work under these conditions.
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Hi, guys. Well, this was a successful
trip to the supermarket.
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And good news, there was a special on
Turkey Franks.
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It was not a special. Sure there was.
Buy 300, get one free.
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What's all this stuff?
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Oh, Andy's making a farewell gift for
Nick.
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A farewell gift for Nick?
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Dad, relax.
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Nick's not going anywhere.
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It's just that his art class is ending.
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That's the thing. I picked up Andy there
last week, and I saw Nick teaching.
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He's wonderful with those kids.
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And he's not taking the sitting down.
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He wants to start his own art school. He
went to the bank today to get a loan.
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A loan? They won't even give him a
calendar.
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Don't laugh. Alex went with him. I think
he really has a chance.
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Just explain to me, Nick. Explain to me
how you could do that, okay?
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You completely blew it. What happened?
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What happened? We got out of the bank.
My favorite bank.
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They love me there. I mean, the bank
manager's got a picture of me on his
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So what went wrong?
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Hey, I don't know.
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I walk into the bank. I go up to the guy
behind the counter, and I say, I need
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$5 ,000 and quick.
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So? So he rang the alarm.
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I had to identify him to the police.
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I hope the bank invites me to the annual
money fondling picnic again.
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Well, I guess that's the end of the art
school.
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This seems so wrong. I mean, all you
need is $5 ,000.
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You know, I don't think you have any
other choice.
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There's only one place to go to get this
money, and you know it.
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Where's that?
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It's your father.
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Uh, no way. I told you, he and I are not
on speaking terms. There is no way that
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I am asking him.
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Okay, everybody, paintbrushes down.
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All right, all right, let's check it
out, see what we got here, huh?
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Hey,
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you know something?
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We're good.
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You know something?
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You're right.
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are good.
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This is great, huh?
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Anyway, next week we are going to do
collages.
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What about the week after that?
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There isn't going to be any week after
that, honey. Class is over then.
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Hey,
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but that does not mean you guys got to
stop doing your work, right?
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Okay, now come on. Let's get your coats
and everything. Everybody find your
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moms. Bye -bye. We'll see you next week.
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Nick, I already did my work.
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Oh, hey, Andy. This is very creative you
got.
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Let me see. A house with a tree and a
birdie mowing the lawn?
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That's not a bird. That's dad.
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Really? I thought that was your mother.
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Oh, no, no, no. That's definitely you,
Mr. Keaton. Check out the spindly legs.
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Always a pleasure, Nick.
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Hey, bye -bye, Andy.
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Bye -bye. Bye -bye, Miss Keaton.
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Bye -bye, art class.
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Nick, you can't let this happen.
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You've got to keep teaching.
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I don't know. What am I going to do?
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How about your father?
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Oh, no, no, no. He is not going to help
me.
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He has to. Nick, that's the rule.
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Fathers have to help their children.
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Mal, he walked out on us when I was 11
years old.
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Well, do you know where he is now?
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Yeah, sure. He's got a used car lot
downtown.
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Joe Moore's Motors.
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Joe Moore?
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I don't know. He used to do that at
home, too.
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Nick, a lot of time has passed. I mean,
maybe he's changed.
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Nick, give him a call.
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If he doesn't want to see you, fine,
forget it.
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But if he does, then maybe you can work
something out.
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Hey, is my old man here yet?
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No, no.
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Come on in.
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you don't mind me having this little
family reunion here. You know, I thought
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it'd be a good idea for me and my father
to meet on neutral territory.
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Nick, let me tell you something, okay?
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This is our living room.
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Switzerland is neutral territory.
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But, uh, listen, T .J. Potter's coming
over, and he has that lot full of used
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cars. What if you could mention to him
that I happen to be in the market for a
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very reliable, I mean, bargain price,
rock bottom, almost free,
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Jaguar.
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Look, Alex, Alex, you don't understand.
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Me and my old man, we don't get along.
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You know, I ain't got nothing to talk to
him about.
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You don't know how lucky you are to have
a dad who loves you. You know, a dad
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with class, a dad you can be proud of.
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Turkey Franks, anyone?
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I got Turkey Frank pate.
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I got Turkey Frank meatballs.
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And my personal favorite, Turkey Frank
Sinatra.
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You were saying, Nick?
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Hey, okay, okay, okay, okay. Stand back.
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I'm going to open the door now.
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Are we greeting your father or molten
lava?
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Joe,
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I'd like you to meet Mrs. and Mr.
Keaton.
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Hey. Hey.
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Alex and Jennifer.
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Hey.
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And my lovely girlfriend, Mallory.
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Mallory. I love your work. Yeah.
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And now that you've met me, I want you
to meet my better half, my car.
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Ain't she a beauty?
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I call her Marie.
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You got yourself a good woman there,
Joe.
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You know, if you like her so much, she
just happens to have a twin down at the
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lot, name of Joanne.
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Joanne recently passed her admissions
test.
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Joe, Joe, Joe, these people do not want
to buy a car. Hey, hey, hey, don't go
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nuts, okay?
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It's a reflex.
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I sell, I sell.
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Excuse me, Joe.
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Listen, I was just wondering, how much
would a couple of classy girls like
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and Joanne send a guy like me back?
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Emotionally, I don't think I can bear to
part with either one of them.
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But $7 ,000 might help me compensate for
any severe separation anxiety.
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Well, why don't we all sit down and get
to know each other, huh? That's a good
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idea, Nick. You always want the one with
the brains in the family.
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an hors d 'oeuvre, Joe.
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Oh, I don't mind if I do. Oh, look at
that turkey face. They're gorgeous.
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Look, Joe, about this business
proposition, what I want to do is start
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school... Business later.
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The night is young.
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Look, look, look, Joe, this is very
simple and I would really like to get it
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of the way. Okay?
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Nicky, you'll miss your old man, huh?
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Come over here. Come here. Give me a
hug. Give me a hug.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
What's this?
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It's a bread box for Nick.
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A bread box? Wait a minute. I thought we
decided what we were going to make for
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Nick's farewell present.
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Huh? What did we say we were going to
make?
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The Reagan Ranch.
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Right. That's right. I got the plans
right here.
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I even... Oh, this is great.
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I even have plans for a little...
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Popstick Ron and a little Popstick
Nancy.
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How about a Popstick jail for his
cabinet?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I get it. I get it. The minute I leave,
you guys, you guys turn on me. You
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change your mind. All right, that's
fine. I don't need you guys.
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I will build my own Reagan Ranch.
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I will build my...
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Popstick Empire.
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Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't. I
stayed up all night eating ice cream.
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Popstick.
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Nick, I'm so excited. We're going to see
101 Dalmatians for the 101st time.
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Quick, quick, quick. Turn on the TV. I
don't want to miss any of the barking.
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Oh, God, this is embarrassing.
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I've got to turn it down.
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Oh, Nick.
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You have to be a little bit more
understanding.
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I mean, Joe does things the best way he
knows how.
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I mean, granted, he's not the classiest
guy in the world. I mean, he's not you.
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I think that's just it. You know, you
caught all the breaks.
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Your dad's smart.
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Your dad's intellectual.
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Your dad's distinguished.
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Oh, boy, 101 Dalmatians.
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Did I miss any barking?
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You see, Mel? You see, my father never
did anything like this with me.
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You know, Mr. Keaton, in a way, my
father's not my father.
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You're my father.
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Oh, Nick.
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Don't say that.
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I'll give you a hint. It's me.
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Joe, you're so funny.
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And I bought presents.
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Personalized mudflaps for everybody.
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Thank you. Thank you, Joe. I'm going to
run these mudflaps up to a lease.
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Anniversary's coming up.
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Congratulations.
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Joe, tell me.
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What kind of transportation could a
fella get for $500?
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You can get on a bus to Haiti.
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Okay, all right. I'll come back when you
stop kidding around, huh?
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Okay, thanks.
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All right.
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And for you, Nick, I got something
special.
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Me.
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Huh?
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Oh, hey, thanks, Joe. I ain't got
nothing like this.
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How about I take you two out to dinner
at the Fish Shanty? You remember the
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Shanty, huh?
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No. Oh, ah, it was your favorite
restaurant. I took you there once.
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Remember? Beautiful time.
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No, I didn't have such a beautiful time
at the fish shanty.
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Because I remember you met up with a
couple of your buddies, started
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and you had to have the waiter drive me
home.
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It's funny. I don't remember it that
way. Well, that's the way it happened.
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Look, why don't we forget to talk about
the good old days and talk about my art
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school, okay?
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Well, you could talk about it over
dinner.
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Somehow I lost my appetite.
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Hey, Nick.
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I'll tell you what.
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Tomorrow afternoon, come down to the
lot.
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You tell me what your needs are. I'll
make out a check for you.
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Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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Very clever indeed.
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You really pinned me to the wall on this
one.
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Let's see what we have here.
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With the rebate?
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The deal of warranty?
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No.
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3 .9 financing.
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You get one cherry of a deal, my good
friend, at $19 .95.
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I beg to differ, my good friend.
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But the automobile in question, if
squeezed into a glass of water,
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would produce a tangy and refreshing
glass of lemonade.
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One thousand.
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Alex, what are you doing here?
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I'm trying to buy an automobile, but Joe
and I aren't seeing eye to eye.
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Careful, he's a snake.
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Hey, don't worry, Mel. I can take care
of this guy.
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I was talking to Joe.
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Alex, I'll tell you what I want you to
do.
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I want you to take her out for a test
drive. I know you're going to love the
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she handles. Just don't turn right.
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Okay, Nicky, what do you need?
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$5 ,000.
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$5 ,000.
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It's really great what you're doing for
Nick, Joe.
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It really means a lot to him.
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Here you go, son.
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$5 ,000.
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Hey, uh, thanks, Joe. I really
appreciate this.
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Make sure I get it back to you.
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Excuse me, Mallory.
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I'd like to have a private moment with
my son.
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Oh, sure, sure. I'll just go join Alex.
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Yeah, I see him out there going around
in circles.
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So, uh, what do you want, Joe?
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I just gave you 5 ,000 smackers.
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Don't call me Joe. Call me Dan.
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Hey, hey, let's not start this, all
right? What's the point?
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We both know what's going down between
us.
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In other words, you're going to take the
money and you're going to be off on
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your sweet way? Is that what it is?
Well, what else is there here for me,
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There's me, Nicky. Oh, come on. Joe, who
are you kidding, huh? I was there. I
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was there the day you walked out.
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What is with you, huh?
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Are you determined not to forgive me no
matter what I do, no matter what I say,
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no matter nothing, huh?
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You don't understand me.
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You don't know my side of the story. Oh,
yeah? What is your side of the story?
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Okay, you want to know my side of the
story? I'm going to tell you.
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Your mother and I never loved each
other, okay?
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We got married because she was pregnant
with you.
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We tried to make it work, Nicky. Believe
me, we tried. We did everything we
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could do, but there was no way.
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But that's all in the past now.
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Can't we get beyond this point?
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Maybe you can.
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But I can't.
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I was 11 years old the day you walked
out that door.
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And that was my childhood.
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The only one I'll ever have. And there
was no father there.
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Hey!
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You called, I came.
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You said you needed money, I gave you a
check. What else do you want from me?
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Not this.
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This happens to be a particularly
interesting collage.
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We got a man's head on a kangaroo's
body.
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Anybody know what we call that?
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No.
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A mangaroo.
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All right, all right, everybody. It's
time to call it quits.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay,
okay, okay. I am not that happy about it
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either. And I'm going to miss each and
every one of you. But...
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I got a very special present for all of
you over here on the table. So make sure
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you pick one up before you go, all
right?
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Hey.
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I'll see you later, all right? Take
care.
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Bye -bye.
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Nick, I have a present for you. It's a
bread box.
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Oh, great, Andy. Thanks.
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Take care, buddy.
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Nick.
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The Reagan Ranch.
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But, hey, thanks.
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No, forget it, Nick. Forget it, Nick. I
worked all night on this. This is mine,
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okay? This is my ranch, all right?
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This is mine. I'm taking this, too. I
want this, too.
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Nick. Nick.
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Look who's here.
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I'm really glad you could come.
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Have a seat.
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So, you're a
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teacher, huh?
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Who would have ever thought a son of
mine would be a teacher?
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You know, Nick, when you were born, I
just had one dream for you.
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That you'd turn out to be better than
me.
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No, I never wanted to be better than
you.
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You're my dad.
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I looked up to you.
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I just wanted you to be around.
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I just wanted you to be there to teach
me things like how to throw a ball or
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to ask a girl out or how to dance.
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Hey, it's not too late. What do you want
to learn? A mambo? A cha -cha? A hunky
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-dory -chicky -dory?
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Hey. Huh?
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00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:06,490
Hey, I am serious here, you know? This
may be a big joke to you, but this is my
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life we're talking about.
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All right, all right. So I was a lousy
father, all right?
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You know what hurt me?
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Is that you just forgot about me.
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I never forgot you, Nick.
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I followed everything you ever did.
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I went to every one of your art shows
when you weren't there because I didn't
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think you wanted to see me.
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You did that?
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Yeah.
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You remember the first painting you ever
sold?
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00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,420
Yeah, sure. A woman with a half -eaten
burger.
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00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,720
Yeah.
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00:20:44,719 --> 00:20:46,380
Yeah, it's hanging in my living room.
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You bought it?
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Yeah.
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I went home last night after you came to
the lot, and I'm looking at it, and I
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realized, unless I work things out, that
would be the only thing I ever have of
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you.
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00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,500
Mickey, I want to start again.
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But I want to start right this time.
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I want that, too.
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00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,860
How about we go out for some fish and
talk?
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I mean really talk.
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00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:18,590
Yeah, I like that.
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By the way, I still got that check for
your school.
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And this time, you're going to take it.
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How can I say no?
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Dad. Dad.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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