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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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First batch is done.
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Oh, boy, these look great.
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It's the best batch of Christmas cookies
to come out of the Keaton kitchen.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's
this one?
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Well, where did that come from?
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Alex made me do it.
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I think Alex gets a little too caught up
in the Christmas spirit, don't you?
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Well, I don't know about him, but I sure
do.
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Mellow cookies and hot cider and warm
dollar signs.
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Christmas carols.
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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the
way. Oh, what fun it is to ride a one
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-horse open sleigh.
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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the
way. Oh, what fun it is to ride a one
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-horse open sleigh.
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Dashing through the snow in a one -horse
open sleigh.
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Up the hills we go, laughing all the
way.
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I like the ha -ha -ha part.
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The traditional end of fun has arrived.
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Oh, no, I mean, I love Christmas as much
as the next guy. I just don't know how
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you can celebrate joyously when holiday
retail sales are down by 4%. Alex, you
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got your annual card from the Reagan.
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Dear Alex, how are we doing?
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A card, that's it.
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I sent him jams and jellies.
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I got a Christmas card the other day
from the Psychology Club of America.
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It said, have a well -adjusted Christmas
and a normal new year.
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Oh, listen, I'm going to go over to Mr.
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Crewson's and place our order for a
Christmas tree. Anybody want to come?
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Stephen, I thought we agreed to go
somewhere else for our tree this year.
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Why? Because, Dad, Mr. Crewson's trees
are terrible. They look like hat racks.
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Look, I talked to Crewson. He said he'd
get us a great tree this year. I want to
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give a chance to come through. Now,
who's coming with me?
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Uncle Dad, I would like to see trees
that I'm taller than.
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You too, Mr. Keaton.
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Well, it's very nice of you, Nick. Right
in the tradition of brotherhood and
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goodwill towards men.
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Well, you know, I figure it's the least
I could do. I mean, since I'm spending
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Christmas with you. Yeah.
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What?
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Happy, happy, everybody.
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Alex,
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I need a Christmas favor from you.
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You know how I usually play Santa Claus
down at the mall?
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Well, I gotta get out of it.
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Why? Are you going out of town this
year?
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No, I'm gonna be the abominable snowman
over at the Pearl Ridge Shopping Center.
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It pays less, but it's a real career
move for him.
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You want Alex to play Santa Claus?
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You'll traumatize an entire generation
of young children.
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Hey, don't worry about it. I got better
things to do than say ho, ho, ho to a
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bunch of spoiled, greedy little kids.
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Pay $10 an hour.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Okay. Now, we're forgetting about the
fingerprint.
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We're forgetting about the Lego set.
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Instead, Santa is going to bring you...
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100 shares of Aramco Petroleum.
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Now, Santa invests heavily in this.
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And, uh, Santa has done very well.
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Thank you, Santa.
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Well, you're welcome, honey. There you
go. Merry Christmas. Bush in 88.
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Okay, who's next? How are you this
Christmas?
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not talking to any elf. I want the big
guy. Be nice.
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I'm always nice.
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Hey, Kringle, let's get this show on the
road.
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Okay, Eddie. Come here. There you go.
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Okay. Get it right here and tell me what
you want for Christmas.
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Okay, Santa.
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Here we go. I want... Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
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Okay, shoot.
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Okay, Santa. I want a fire truck, a
baseball mitt, a bicycle, a record
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No, make that a CD.
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A personal computer, a basketball, an
apartment in Manhattan.
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Hey, wait a minute. I'm not done yet.
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Listen, kid, you don't need a Santa
Claus. You need a business manager.
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Okay. Merry Christmas and good luck in
the fiscal new year.
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Excuse me, Santa. Are you still open?
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I hope your daughter's interested in the
commodities market.
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Come on, honey. Santa wants to talk to
you.
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Hi, honey. What's your name?
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Okay,
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well, what do you want for Christmas?
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Nothing. Oh, come on, honey. You can
tell Santa what you want.
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But, Mommy, I told you I don't believe
in Santa Claus.
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What?
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What? You don't believe in Santa Claus?
Come here. Come here. Let me tell you
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something, Michelle.
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I am definitely Santa Claus.
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Can you get me my daddy home for
Christmas?
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Look,
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Michelle, I'm sorry, but there are some
things that even Santa Claus can't do.
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You're not Santa Claus.
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Can we go now, Mommy?
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Yeah. You want to take a look at this
pretty tree first, huh?
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Look, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Usually the kids love me.
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No, that's okay. It's not your fault.
You're not the first Santa she's done
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to. Oh, what is it? The beard, right?
The suit?
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My ho -ho -ho is getting on her nerves.
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I know they're getting on mine.
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You know, you see, Michelle's dad has to
travel for business, and this year
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hasn't been so great, so he's had to
take whatever he could get.
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Unfortunately, that means he has to be
away for Christmas this year.
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That's too bad.
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Well, um, thanks anyway for trying.
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Okay, honey, you ready?
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That was heartbreaking.
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The way she looked at me and said,
you're not Santa.
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Alex, you're not Santa.
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You don't have to rub my nose in it.
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Sorry. You're not an elf either, you
know?
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I know.
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But the point is,
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I mean, I got the suit. I've got the
beard. I mean, I look like Stan. I feel
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like it's my responsibility to do
something.
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Well, why don't you get on a sleigh and
go to the North Pole?
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You know, Alex, it's really great that
you have such noble impulse.
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It would be nice to see it more than
once a year. Please, Jennifer, let's
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all we can get.
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I don't know what you're making such a
big deal about, Elise. A tree is a tree.
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Steven, a tree that fits in your pocket
is not a tree.
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I don't think it's so bad.
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I can imagine the cry of timber when
that baby came.
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Look, I know it's not perfect. Not
perfect, Dad. This is the first
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history where the tree can go under the
presents.
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Dad, can't you go to a regular Christmas
tree lot this year, just this once?
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Oh, sure. Let's just patronize one of
those.
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faceless, impersonal, conformist lot
where all the trees are tall and
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I suppose you'd like one green and
leafy, too. Oh, yes!
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We're ready to hang our stockings. Oh,
great. Let's go.
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Here's mine.
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While you guys were out, we made milk
and cookies for Santa.
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Terrific. Where are they?
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In the stocking.
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What about yours, Alex?
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I don't feel much like it this year.
Come on, Alex. It wouldn't be Christmas
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without your stocking.
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All right. All right.
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There we go.
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How was your first day at the mall?
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Will Christmas still be celebrated this
year?
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Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. There
was just this little girl.
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Michelle. Yeah.
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She's really cute, but really sad.
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What's the problem with this little
girl?
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Well, her father works and can't be home
for Christmas.
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She's seven years old and she doesn't
even believe in Santa Claus.
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It just seems so wrong to see someone
unhappy at the mall.
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I feel completely helpless.
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I wish there was something I could do.
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Method Santa.
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How's Mrs. Claus?
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Well, thank you for asking.
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Well,
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she has a few sniffles, but she's at
home and the elves are taking good care
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her. Let's try to keep our sled in the
real world here, pal.
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Actually, I don't use a sled.
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I use a sleigh.
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And something else.
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I would never use buttons like that. And
that belt?
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Completely wrong.
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Where's your beard?
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It's in my locker.
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Where'd you get yours? A garage set?
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You've got a good beard.
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Where do you work? Lawn furniture?
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No, I'm based up at the North Pole. I'm
down here to do a little survey to see
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what the children would like.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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is holding up rather well, isn't it?
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What? The briefcase.
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That was the Christmas of 73.
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How do you know that?
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I remember that year quite well.
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Let's see. You asked for that briefcase,
a pocket calculator, and a pardon for
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Richard Nixon.
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You're good.
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That is good.
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Allie. I know that up to this point, our
relationship has been mostly financial.
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But this year, you've changed.
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Michelle has really touched you. And
that's why I'm here.
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I'm on candy camera, right?
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Come on, where is it? Where is it? Where
is it? Come on.
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Come on. Hey, Alan, it's fun.
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I'm on to you. Come on, buddy.
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Wait, where is it? It's in the past. Oh,
don't do that. It tickles, Alex.
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You know, it's like a bowl of jelly.
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Wait a minute. Okay.
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Look, this has got to stop. All right.
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What are you trying to tell me? That you
are Santa Claus?
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I'm really very happy that you decided
to play me this year.
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I know that you're a little depressed
because you haven't been able to help
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Michelle.
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Don't underestimate the power of
Christmas.
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It can work miracles.
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I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't
know how to help Michelle.
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Trust your heart, Alex.
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My heart?
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I haven't used it in so long.
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I wouldn't say that.
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You're using it right now.
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Just keep at it.
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And don't forget, good thoughts and good
deeds don't go unrewarded.
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would like to help but I don't see any
chance of bringing you that Porsche this
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year
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I just met Santa Claus.
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Boy, Alex, trying to show goodwill
towards men has put you under quite a
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hasn't it?
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Maybe you want to lie down, Alex.
Jennifer and I can take care of this.
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no. I can't lie down. I can't lie down.
I'm too excited. Do you realize that it
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is Christmas?
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No, we're dressed like this all the
time.
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Hey, let's go, pal. It's getting moving.
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Easter's almost here.
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Come here, Eddie.
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Don't lay a hand on me, Jacoby.
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right across the mall.
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Eddie, come here.
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Sit down.
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Eddie, what does Christmas mean to you?
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It means getting presents.
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All right, okay.
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What if you had all the presents in the
world and nobody to share them with?
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That would be great.
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I mean, I mean, if your mom wasn't
there, To watch you open those presents?
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And you didn't have any friends to show
those presents to. And people weren't
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around caroling and spreading good
cheer.
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Would you really enjoy those presents?
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I guess I wouldn't be so happy without
all those people.
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That's right. That's right.
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Because the important thing about
Christmas isn't the presents, Eddie.
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It's being with the people that you
love.
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Thanks, Santa.
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Mom, let's find another Santa. This
guy's bringing me down.
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That was very sensitive, Alex. Are you
feeling feverish? I don't know. I don't
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know. I just, I feel very Christmassy. I
feel like... Michelle!
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Michelle! Hi.
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Hi, remember me?
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Well, that's a church forget.
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Listen, Michelle, I gotta own up.
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I'm not Santa Claus.
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I'm Alex Keaton.
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But I want you to know that there is
Santa Claus.
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And he really cares about you.
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Michelle, you didn't get a candy cane
last time you were here.
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Why don't you come over here and pick
one out?
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That's a good idea, huh?
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Listen, I hope I'm not out of line here.
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But I've been really concerned about
your daughter.
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I don't know what comes with the suit.
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But I was just wondering, have you heard
anything from your husband?
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Yeah, I talked to him yesterday, and
he's definitely not going to be able to
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make it home for Christmas tomorrow.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but if you and
Michelle aren't doing anything tonight,
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I was wondering if you'd like to come
over to our house. Me and our family
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usually has a party every Christmas Eve,
and I know they'd love to meet you, and
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I have a feeling that this is going to
be a very special Christmas.
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So, another carol, anyone?
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Sure. We should sing a hymn to this
beautiful tree Mr.
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Crewson brought us.
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Oh, cactus tree, oh, cactus tree.
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Thou art so fair and prickly.
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I can't believe it. All right, come on.
Let's look on the bright side. Which is?
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Nick.
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Well, it's Christmas with kind of a Wild
West theme, huh?
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Look, I spoke to Mr. Crewson. He
promised we'd have a great tree here by
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tonight. I trust him.
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You're right.
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It's Christmas.
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The tree isn't important.
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What is is that we're all together for
the holiday.
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We can have a great Christmas with the
worst tree in the world.
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We've done it for the holiday.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, hi, Skippy.
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How do you know it was me?
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Most abominable snowmen wear contact
lenses.
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Don't be scared, Andy.
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It's just me, Skippy.
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Thanks, I was terrified.
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It's almost time for bed, honey.
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I want to stay up and wait for Santa
Claus.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
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I'll wait up for you, Andy. You know,
every year I try to wait up for him, and
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every year I fall asleep.
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You know, I have the same problem.
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What do you say we put on a pot of black
coffee?
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All right.
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There they go.
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The three wise men.
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Hey, folks, I'd like you to meet some
friends of mine.
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This is Beth and Michelle Davis. Hi, how
are you?
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Nice to meet you.
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What's with the cactus?
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Michelle, that's not polite.
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What is with the cactus?
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Hi. Hi.
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Want to hang your stocking up?
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I don't have one.
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You can use mine. It already has milk
and cookies in it.
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Please have a seat.
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Yes, make yourself at home. I'll just...
Excuse me.
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Hey, Mr. Croser.
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Oh, Mr. Keaton. Hi. Merry Christmas.
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Hi. I've been thinking about your little
tree problem here, and, well, I have a
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surprise for you.
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Oh, Mr. Crusoe.
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Oh, this is such
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a beautiful tree. Now it feels like
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Christmas. And to complete the mood.
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time, Michelle?
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Uh -huh.
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Angie and I are getting married.
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Sister Michelle, thanks for coming to
our party.
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You help make it a great group.
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Thanks, Alex.
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Hello,
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may I help you? Yes, I'm looking for
Alex P. Keaton.
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Alex, hi.
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Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Alex. Hello.
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My name's Ray Davies.
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Daddy!
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Michelle!
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Ray?
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Alex, never mind that. What are you
doing here?
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Well, I was in Fargo. It was a horrible
night. I didn't make a single sale.
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I was on my way back to the motel so I
could give you guys a call.
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When I got there, standing at my door
was this great big barrel of a man with
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white beard.
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And the most amazing thing happened. He
said he wanted to buy absolutely
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everything I had to sell.
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That's incredible.
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I'm so proud of you.
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He handed me the money.
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And the only thing he asked me to do was
deliver this package to Alex P. Keaton.
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Oh, thanks.
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This is the best Christmas present in
the world.
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What do you make of this?
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I don't know. I'm still in shock from
having a decent tree.
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Where's that from, Alex?
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A friend. A friend.
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Alex, if you're pure of heart, this
should be as good as the real thing.
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Hey, it's him.
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It's him. It really is.
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Go away, there's more Family Ties coming
up in less than 30 seconds. And tonight
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at 6, check out San Diego's favorite
comedy lineup. That's right.
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loves Raymond.
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Smile.
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You're watching San Diego's home for
comedy, KSWB. Watch the frog.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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