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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there
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ain't no nothing we can't love each
other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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And then Mr. Reagan said... Oh, look,
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Mommy.
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It's Secretary... It's Secretary of
State George Shultz.
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Boy, Andrew, this I Love Republicans pop
-up book was the best purchase I ever
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made.
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Make Nancy wave again.
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Hi.
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Thanks for carrying my books home,
Simon.
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I'd carry these books to the ends of the
earth for you, my dear.
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The counter will be fine.
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Jennifer, I've been... Who's the guy?
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That's my brother.
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Hi.
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Simon, it was really nice of you to
carry my books home and all, but I
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think you should be going now.
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Jennifer, I've been in love with you
ever since I spotted you across a
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auditorium during that school bus safety
assembly.
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Yes, that was a powerful moment.
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Tell me you love me.
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Yeah, I can't take this.
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We can't keep going on like this. I
mean, you're just not my type.
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It's because I'm a nerd, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Maybe this will change your mind.
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Diamonds.
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Go for it.
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Simon, you shouldn't have done that.
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No, no, it's okay. My mother went with
them.
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Simon, forget it.
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Will you go with me to the sophomore
dance?
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Simon, I said no, all right?
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I'm not leaving until you give me at
least a maybe. Okay, maybe.
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Really? No!
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Please,
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don't make me beg.
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All right, maybe.
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Boy, Simon, this is about as much fun as
a bloodletting.
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I'm one step closer to paradise.
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Until later, my love.
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Geez, Jen, you know, you really
shouldn't lead the guy on like that.
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Come on, give him a break. Yeah, go to
the dance with him.
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Alex, he's a nerd.
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It's true, but he's a nerd bearing
gifts.
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Who's that guy I saw skipping across the
front lawn? Oh, that was Simon. A young
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gentleman suitor that I think Jennifer
should consider going out with.
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Alex, he's a nerd.
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He gave her diamond earrings.
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He did have a certain charm.
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I can't believe the social pressures in
high school. I mean, it's not enough
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just to be smart anymore.
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Now you have to worry about what you
wear, who you hang out with, who you
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That's what I loved about high school.
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Your outward appearance is everything.
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Boy, the streets are getting dangerous.
We almost got plowed down by this kid
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skipping down the middle of the street.
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Oh, that's Simon.
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Yeah, it's Jennifer's new boyfriend.
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He is not my boyfriend. I don't even
like him. He likes Jen.
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He offered her diamond earrings.
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Boy, things have sure changed since I
was in high school.
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Actually, there is this boy I kind of
like in high school. His name is Roger.
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He's a sophomore and a total unmitigated
hunk.
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Really? Have you talked with him?
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Actually, he talked to me.
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He's going to be at the sophomore dance
on Friday night.
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Are you going to go?
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I can't. I'm not a sophomore.
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I'll probably have to go to the dumb
freshman dance.
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What's wrong with that? You are a
freshman, aren't you?
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Dad, you can't go to your own class
dance.
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That's so embarrassing.
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Oh, of course, I forgot.
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Why not?
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Because it's just not done, that's all.
I mean, girls have to aspire to
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something bigger than their own class
dance.
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The freshman girls go to the sophomore
dance, the sophomores go to the junior
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dance, the juniors go to the senior
dance, and the seniors, well, they hang
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at the Jack in the Box.
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Hi,
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Jeff. What's the matter? You look kind
of down.
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Mallory, the sophomore dance is only two
days away, and no one's asked me to go
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yet. I've got to go.
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I just have to.
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Roger's going to be there.
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He smiled near me today. How close?
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Eight lockers away?
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That's meaningful.
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I've got to go, Mel.
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Well, look, you could crash it.
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I'd be too scared to.
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You could go with Simon.
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Yeah, but then I'd have to ditch him
right when I got there. I just couldn't
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that. Yeah, I guess not.
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What? What? Couldn't do what?
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This is not your area, Alex. Hey, how do
you know?
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Because it involves feelings, thought,
and emotions of a non -monetary nature.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Jen, I know how important this is to
you, right?
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So I'm going to go upstairs, put my mind
to it, and I won't come back until I
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have an answer.
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We're never going to see her again.
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What's the problem?
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That's how we team problems, right?
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You need braces.
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Not exactly.
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You want a phone in your room?
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No.
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Need your ears pierced?
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No.
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Well, you haven't got any teen problems.
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Alex, there's this guy at school, Roger.
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Whenever I see him in the hallway, I get
this kind of light feeling in my
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stomach. Do you ever get that way?
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It's kind of an excitement bordering on
nausea.
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Yeah, yeah, whenever I hear the word tax
-free.
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What happens to me?
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I get nervous.
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I freeze up. I can't even speak.
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I know the feeling. I'm telling you. If
Roger were tax -free, we'd both be
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deeply in love.
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But Roger doesn't even know I'm alive.
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Meanwhile, Simon won't stop bugging me
to go to the dance with him.
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Oh, I like that. Simon, I'm telling you,
he compensates for a complete lack
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of...
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Coordination poisons social grace with
expensive gifts.
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That'll love the guy.
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Alex, do you think it's okay to
manipulate?
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Absolutely.
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I didn't finish my question yet.
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Jenny, it doesn't matter. As a general
rule, manipulation is a great way to go.
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But what if it might hurt a person?
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If you do it right, nobody gets hurt.
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All right, I'll give you an example,
okay?
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It's Santa Claus.
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Right? Nice guy, right?
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Cute.
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Now, there he is every Christmas,
whipping toys down chimneys.
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Every kid's dream.
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Now, he thinks he's doing it to make all
the little boys and girls happy. What
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he doesn't realize is that he's just a
sales rep for
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Mattel.
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I don't get it.
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Jen, Santa.
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is being completely manipulated by the
toy companies.
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But he's, you know, flying around with
his reindeer, he's chugging eggnog.
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Having a yuletide time of his life.
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There's only one small flaw in your
theory, Alex.
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Yeah, what's that, Jen?
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Santa Claus doesn't exist.
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You know, I hate... When people say
that.
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I'm sorry, Alex. I thought you knew.
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That's all right. That's all right. I
try to give a little pep talk in favor
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manipulation.
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And I get my feelings crushed.
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It'll work, Jen. Okay, just trust me.
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dance with you.
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Hello, Simon?
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Are you okay?
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Hey, honey, what do you have? Oh,
nothing much. It's a dress. I bought it
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friend Jane.
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Jennifer, let me see this.
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Jennifer, this is not just a dress. This
is a Giacomeni original in an
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iridescent emerald green cloquet from
the Reef Gorge Resort Collection circa
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1984.
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Is it humanly possible for you to have
all that in your head and nothing else?
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Jennifer, what is this for?
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Nothing much. This, that. I'll wear it
around the house.
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Maybe to the sophomore dance.
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Oh, you're going. That's great. Who's
the lucky boy?
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Oh, um, no one you know.
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Simon? I thought you didn't like Simon.
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I kind of don't.
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Then why are you going with him?
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Because Alex told me to.
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Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't
blame me.
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I'd rather you go with Zorba.
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All right. I'm going with Simon because
I want to go to the sophomore dance, and
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that's the only way I can get in.
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Besides, once I'm there, anything can
happen.
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I might bump into Roger.
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Oh, Jen, I'm really surprised at you.
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Oh, no?
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wanted to say that... Who's the guy?
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My father.
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How do you do, Mr. Keaton? It is such a
thrill.
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What, um... Oh, don't worry about that,
sir. It's not what it looks like.
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I mean, it is a cake.
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It's all I had left of the bakery.
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That's a relief.
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I always believed that I would meet a
girl like you one day.
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A girl who saw past what everyone else
saw and really liked me.
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Really liked the me in me.
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Congratulations on being that girl,
Jennifer.
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It's fine, Mama. Shh, not another word,
my sweet.
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I just want you to know that if I die at
this very moment, I will die happy.
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Boom!
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All right, Andrew, you're really coming
along with your reading. Very proud of
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you.
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Thanks, Donald Hill.
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Well, let's not get mushy.
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Okay. What is this word right here?
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Impeach.
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Isn't that sweet?
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It really is.
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You know, sometimes I think we're too
harsh on Alex. He's not just a callous,
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arch -conservative Republican.
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You know, sometimes he can be a warm,
loving son and brother.
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Okay, now read this one with me, okay?
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I am...
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Not a crook.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Whatever happened to books like The
Little Engine That Could or The Cat in
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Hat or The Grinch That Stole Christmas?
Dad, this is real reading.
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It's not those other books.
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It's your kids.
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Give them nightmares.
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I mean, what's scarier? The Grinch or a
little pop -up Richard Nixon?
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It's hard to say they look so much
alike.
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Hi, Simon.
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Hi. Oh, my, my.
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Aren't you dapper?
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Yeah, it's a rental.
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Ajax rent -a -tax.
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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You've got the bill pinned to your back.
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You also rented shoes, socks, and
glasses.
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Oh, nothing's too good for your little
girl, Mrs. Keaton. Oh, hey, follow me.
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Yeah.
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What? I want everyone to see my latest
gift to my beloved Jennifer.
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Look up there. What? What is it?
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Oh, it's a love message.
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In sky writing.
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Happy birthday Juanita.
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I got a deal.
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It's lovely.
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Muy bueno.
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Muy bueno.
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You know, Simon, I like your style.
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You're really starting to grow on me.
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And I'm really worried about it.
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Oh.
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Jennifer's wearing a Giacometti original
and an iridescent emerald green cloquet
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from the Rive Gauche Resort Collection
circa 1984, borrowed from Jane.
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Well,
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Simon, what do you think?
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There, that's better.
252
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Do you want to dance?
253
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No. Why would I want to dance?
254
00:14:58,980 --> 00:14:59,980
Oh, I don't know.
255
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,680
I mean, it is called the sophomore
dance.
256
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Not the sophomore stand around.
257
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,920
Oh, hi, Jen.
258
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,060
Hi, Nancy.
259
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,180
Jen, this is Brad Hallahan, my date.
260
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,880
Hi, Brad. Nice to meet you. This is
Simon.
261
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600
What's your last name?
262
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Wickerson. Simon Wickerson.
263
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,140
Simon Wickerson?
264
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600
Don't I know you?
265
00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:25,170
Didn't I beat you up last week?
266
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,110
I don't think so.
267
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,430
Oh, but I could pencil you in for next
Wednesday if you like.
268
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,530
You know, are you sure?
269
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,230
I'd never forget a face like that.
270
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,870
Sorry to disappoint you.
271
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,210
All right. Hey, if you're sure.
272
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,430
Yeah, well, see you later, Jen, Simon.
273
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,670
Bye. Then we're on for next Wednesday,
right?
274
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:57,599
Let's dance.
275
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:03,720
But you just said... Yeah.
276
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,900
Hi. Hi.
277
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200
Do I know you?
278
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,620
I've seen you around.
279
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,340
Hey, who's your date?
280
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,730
He must have stepped out for a minute.
281
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,510
I'll introduce you when he comes back.
Debra.
282
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:36,550
This is your date?
283
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,270
Hey, didn't I beat you up last week?
284
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,270
Yeah, you did as a matter of fact.
285
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,650
Yeah, yeah, I really enjoyed it.
286
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,290
Are you free on Wednesday?
287
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,930
No, I'm all booked up on Wednesday.
288
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,690
But perhaps I can fit you in after the
holidays.
289
00:16:55,550 --> 00:17:00,040
He's not really my date. I mean, I'm...
Available if you'd like to dance or
290
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,400
something. What makes you think I'd want
to dance with you?
291
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,380
Come on, Roger. What are you doing
hanging around these dorks?
292
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,420
Dorks? Hey, wait a minute. There's only
one dork here. That's me.
293
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,880
This is Jennifer Keaton. She is once,
twice, three times the lady.
294
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,800
Wait a minute. Didn't I beat you up last
week?
295
00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,200
You did, as a matter of fact.
296
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,140
You know, you two could get the group
rate if you wanted.
297
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,060
Roger, let's dance.
298
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:37,620
I don't get it, Jennifer. Why did you
say that? Why did you say I wasn't your
299
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,579
date?
300
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:42,120
Simon, I only came here with you so I
could get into the sophomore dance.
301
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,320
You mean you just used me for my
sophomore -ness?
302
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,500
I thought you were different than all
the others, Jennifer. I thought you were
303
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,800
smarter. Well, you're not.
304
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,020
Boy, will you be sorry when I grow into
my looks.
305
00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:01,420
Okay, big fella. It's time to go to
sleep.
306
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,100
I don't want to go to sleep.
307
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,720
Everybody in the White House is going to
sleep.
308
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,100
Oh, no, they're not.
309
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,980
It's way past your bedtime, Andy. It's
awfully late.
310
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,900
I know. I stayed awake long as President
Reagan.
311
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,300
Well, that's no great feat.
312
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,110
Get upstairs and read you something
normal.
313
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,490
I've got just the thing.
314
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:32,870
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not
reading to him from the Bloomingdale's
315
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:33,870
catalog again.
316
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:39,130
If anybody wants me, I'll be upstairs
trying to piece together the shattered
317
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,230
fragments of my tragic high school
existence.
318
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:43,970
What happened?
319
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,070
It was a complete disaster, Dad.
320
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:51,310
Simon found out that I only went with
him to the sophomore dance to meet up
321
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,310
Roger.
322
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:53,870
And to top that off...
323
00:18:54,639 --> 00:18:56,100
Roger was horrible to me.
324
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,420
He was mean. He was rude.
325
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:03,020
He treated me like... Like you treated
Simon.
326
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,320
I hate to say this when you're already
hurting, honey, but what you did wasn't
327
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,200
right. I think you know that.
328
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,140
I don't know what happened.
329
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:18,740
Somehow, Simon's feelings didn't seem
important.
330
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,820
It was almost like I didn't think he had
feelings.
331
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,780
He really cares about you, honey.
332
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380
I know.
333
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,580
I don't know how I didn't see that.
334
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,460
It was hard to miss.
335
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,680
The skywriting was a sure tip -off.
336
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,000
I feel so terrible.
337
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:42,640
I mean, even after I was mean to Simon,
he stood up for me.
338
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,040
I don't think I can ever look him in the
eye again.
339
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,680
Did you at least have a chance to
apologize to him?
340
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,860
I tried, but he ran off so fast I
couldn't catch him.
341
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,550
Oh, well, honey, now is your chance.
342
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,770
You want to talk later.
343
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,690
We'll be upstairs.
344
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,290
Hi,
345
00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,330
Jen. Hi, Simon. Come on in.
346
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,330
I don't have long.
347
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,770
The tux has to be back by midnight.
348
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:13,790
It's only rented for three hours.
349
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,830
I looked all over for you.
350
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,450
Where'd you go?
351
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,390
I went across to the freshman dance.
352
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:22,830
There's no one there.
353
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,170
Do I dance with Miss Polnicki, the
school nutritionist?
354
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,830
Look, Simon, I'm really sorry what
happened tonight.
355
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,050
I shouldn't have done what I did.
356
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,450
It was mean.
357
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,670
But believe me, I got a big dose of mean
right back.
358
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,670
Could you ever forgive me?
359
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,130
Yes.
360
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,330
Really?
361
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,830
Yes. I forgive you.
362
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,130
I see you for what you are.
363
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,180
Not what you were at the dance, but what
you are right now.
364
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,640
You know why?
365
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,120
Because I am highly evolved.
366
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:04,300
So then we can start over, right? I
mean, just as friends.
367
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,520
It would be a lot cheaper.
368
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:11,820
See, I had a great time tonight. I got
to be seen at the dance with you. It did
369
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,020
a world of good for my prestige.
370
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,720
And it was a real honor for me.
371
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:19,740
Believe me, Simon.
372
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:21,470
The honor was all mine.
373
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,350
Hey, how'd you like an ankle bracelet?
374
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:29,430
It's my mom's, but I think I can get off
her leg.
375
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,490
She's a heavy sleeper.
376
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:03,710
Sit, Ubu, sit.
377
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,150
Good dog.
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