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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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It's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do?
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Now, Andy, just because my birthday is
in a week doesn't mean you have to go
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out. I don't want you running around
town spending all of your money.
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If you want to go into two or maybe
three stores, that's fine.
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Oh, reading a book to Andrew, Jennifer?
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Oh, yeah, The Three Pigs. He loved it.
One of his favorite stories.
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Inside Seven.
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Birthday talk, huh?
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He brought it up.
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Oh, I'm glad he did. We should start
making plans for your party.
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Jennifer, I was going to surprise you,
but I can't wait.
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I've worked out some new puppet skits
for this year's party.
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Swallow, Dad.
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Now, in the first one, Fluffy and Marv
are in a boat.
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Fluffy is rowing. Stephen, don't you
think, Jennifer, it's too old for puppet
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shows?
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Really? I think so.
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Oh, come on, Mom. Dad lives for these
puppet shows.
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Oh, all right.
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It is your birthday party. It's okay,
it's okay.
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I know, but I don't want Dad to mope.
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I'm not going to mope.
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All right, you can have your puppet
show. Yay!
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Well, I'm going to take Andy upstairs
and work on some of my new material with
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him. Now, Andy, this is important. There
are really two puppets. Now, Fluffy's
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the funny one.
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Now I know why I stopped having
birthdays.
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All right, everybody, heads up. Ellen's
on her way over, and I want to make a
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good impression.
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Could you all kneel and look up at me
adoringly?
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All right, okay, you don't have to
kneel. Just don't run away, okay?
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I need you in here for background.
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You know, I liked it a lot better when
you dated girls you didn't care about.
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I take offense to that.
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And that is a slur on my character. You
name one girl I've gone out with that I
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did not care about.
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Sharon Webster.
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All right, help me out here. How do I
look better?
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Sitting or standing or kind of a
combination of the two?
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That looks most natural.
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Hi, Ellen. Hi.
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Hey, Ellen.
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Ah!
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Allow me to apologize for my family.
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We do this all the time.
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Hey, Alex told me you have a big
birthday coming up, Jennifer.
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Number 13, huh? Yeah.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, thank you, Ellen.
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Let's not forget who won that one, huh,
guys?
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Thanks a lot.
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You know, Alice, the more I get to know
you, the more I like you.
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And I think you're really nice, but I
think I speak for everyone when I say
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this.
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Why Alex?
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I love a challenge.
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So where are you guys off to this
morning?
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Oh, we're going down... town to the
Susan B. Anthony Library to study. Yeah,
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got an exam coming up in our Babes on
Parade class.
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Babes on Parade?
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The actual name of the course is Impact
of Women on America.
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As if there were one.
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Well, come on, I'm serious. I mean, I
can't believe that women can actually
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a course on themselves.
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It's like Charles de Gaulle taking
French.
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Come on, Alex, you better go.
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Susan B. Anthony hates to be kept
waiting.
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All right, all right. Bye -bye. Goodbye.
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Who's Susan B. Anthony? One of their
teachers?
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She's a dead feminist, Mallory.
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Yuck.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Susie. Hi, Susie.
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Want to walk to school together, Jen?
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Sure, I'll be ready in a minute.
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So, how are you liking junior high so
far?
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Junior high is really different.
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There are a lot of cute boys, and all
the girls wear really cute clothes.
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And have cute hairstyles.
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How do you like your classes?
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They're, um,
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uh... Cute. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Mom, I'm going to be late. I'm ready.
Bye -bye, girl. Bye.
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Guess what, Jen?
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Stacey Connors almost said hi to me
yesterday.
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What? Are you kidding?
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Stacey Connors is one of the most
popular girls in school. Why do you
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telling you?
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Jennifer, if Stacey Conner says hi to
us, we could get popular, too.
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Can you imagine us in the popular group?
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I'd die.
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I'd lay down and die.
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I don't know if I'd die. I may cough a
little.
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See, this could be the answer to all of
our problems. The reason why we hate
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doing hi so much is because we're not
popular.
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We're out of it.
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If they let us into their group, our
lives will have meaning.
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I know.
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We can eat lunch at their table.
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People look up to us.
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We can look down on other people.
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All the cute boys will like us. We'll
get invited to all the great parties.
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We pull this off, it'll be the biggest
breakthrough of our lives. I know.
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We'll go from being miserable to being
the happiest people in the world.
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But it's not going to be easy, Chrissy.
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So for now, let's stay calm, okay?
You're right.
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It's going to be...
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Now what we have to do is catch their
attention, Jen. Get them to notice us.
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I have a plan.
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It'll let them know we're interested and
still keep our dignity.
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What, give them money?
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No. I'm having a birthday party and
we'll invite them to that. That's a
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idea.
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Wait a minute. What if they say no?
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Then we'll give them money.
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There they are, Jen. The cool kids.
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That's where we want to be.
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Okay, got the invitations?
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Yeah. Let's go.
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Hi, Beth.
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Oh, hi, Jennifer.
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Hi. I'm having this birth, Jennifer.
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What are you doing? Not her. She's not
cool.
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That's Oprah.
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She's my friend. She's on my soccer
team. I really like her. Would you stop
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this liking people stuff?
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It's really ugly.
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Now look, Jennifer.
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Those are the girls we want.
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That's where we want to be.
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At that table.
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Now, let's go, and remember, be cool.
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Okay, so I'm walking through the mall,
okay? And I'm at that cute hipster,
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right? And then, get this.
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The heel of my shoe comes off. Oh, my
God!
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I just go, oh, please.
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Oh, my God, Stacy, I'd die.
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Right, Jennifer?
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Oh, uh, yeah, and I'd go to the funeral.
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Come on, Jennifer, talk about important
stuff.
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Like clothes.
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Oh, Stacy, I think you lost one of your
earrings.
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I'm only wearing one earring, okay?
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Like, no one wears pairs anymore.
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You know, I had to replace all my pairs
of earrings with single earrings.
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It cost a lot.
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Just checking.
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table is preserved, you know?
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Okay, listen, I'm serious.
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There's this hot party, you know, and
everybody's going to be there.
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So, you know, you can come, okay?
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Like who's going to be there?
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Like everybody.
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Like who?
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Like Bruce Springsteen.
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Like Bruce Springsteen?
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Well, actually, Bruce Bernstein.
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Springsteen in many ways.
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He was born in the USA.
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Listen, we're, like, going to so many
parties.
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Okay.
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Maybe next year.
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You've got to come.
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I mean, like, it's going to be really
good.
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I mean, like, really, really, really
good.
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Really? Really?
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Really. Really.
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Okay? Okay.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. See you then.
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I know.
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Saturday at this time, the cool kids
will be at your house. That means you'll
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cool. And since I know you, I'll be
cool, too.
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Let's make sure to dress warmly.
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This is going to be a wonderful birthday
party, Jen. Just like last year.
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Oh, I hope so. Last year was great.
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Except for when Alex tried to collect
cover charge.
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It's a buck.
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And a two -drink minimum.
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Well, the puppet show's all set to go.
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Fluffy and Marv are relaxing in the
kitchen.
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They're a little nervous, but once they
hear the roar of the crowd, they'll be
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fine.
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Mom, you're not spending enough time
with Dad.
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Oh, I'll get it!
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Where's Mallory?
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She's at the store working late. She'll
be home soon.
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Oh, now, wait a minute, Mrs. Keaton.
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Don't tell me you've done something
different to the room.
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We put up some party decorations.
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No, no, no, that's not it.
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We're having a birthday party for
Jennifer, Skippy.
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Well, Skippy, why don't you stick around
and help out, huh? Oh, I didn't know
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that. Happy birthday.
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I'll get it. Oh, they're here.
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Hi, kids.
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Come on in. Come on.
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Beth,
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thanks for coming, okay? Thanks for
inviting me, Jennifer. I haven't been to
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party since your last birthday party.
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Me neither.
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Look who's here.
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Like, hi, okay?
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Oh, come on over here, kids.
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Get your party favors.
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Party favors? Oh, please.
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Jennifer, what is all this purple stuff?
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What do you mean, Chrissy? My favorite
color.
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Jennifer, no one likes purple anymore.
It's out.
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This is big trouble.
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Why is everything this lame color?
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I'm going to die.
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So, you come here often?
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one's attention, please.
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Well, this is a very special occasion,
and we'd like to welcome all of you to
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our house. You're all Jennifer's
friends, and, well, you're all very
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people. Give yourselves a big round of
applause before we start.
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Let's start with a game. You know, it's
kind of an icebreaker.
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What we do is we tell our most
embarrassing moment.
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Like, how about right now?
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Okay, who wants to go first?
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Oh, me, me. I got lots of them.
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You always want to go first, Skippy.
This is the only game I'm good at.
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Like, what is it with this party? I
mean, Beth Hooper is here.
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She is the geek of all time.
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Jennifer, we've got to fix this party
fast. The cool kids are bored.
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I know. I don't know what to do, though,
Chrissy.
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Hi. Oh, hi, Mel. How's it going?
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Jennifer, how's it going?
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Terrible.
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Party fairs. Oh, please.
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Mallory, I need your help. The cool kids
hate my party.
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Okay, come with me.
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And then there was the time I parachuted
into France.
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Most embarrassing.
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Jennifer, if you wanted to be cool, all
you had to do was ask me. I can show
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you.
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I think I'm probably hopeless, Mallory.
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Jennifer, it's easy to be cool. You
know, all you have to know are a few key
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phrases.
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Um, try saying hi.
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Hi. No.
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No. No.
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Jennifer, try it like this.
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Like, hi, okay?
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Now, now you try it.
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Not bad. Um, what do you say when you
don't like something?
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I don't like that?
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No. Try it this way.
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Ew! Gross! I want to puke!
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I could never do it that well, Mallory.
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Sure you can. It just takes practice.
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Let's work on your walk.
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There's a walk, too?
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Of course. How are you going to get from
one place to another?
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Let me see your walk.
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You've seen me walk, Mallory.
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Haven't seen you walk cool.
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I have neglected you, haven't I?
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Been busy shopping.
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Watch me.
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Ew.
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Faith and Mallory, there's no way I'm
going to get cool within the next ten
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minutes. Maybe I should just go upstairs
and go to sleep.
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No, Jennifer, you've got to give it a
try. The cool kids are going to love
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Well, I guess I have no choice.
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That's the spirit.
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I've got to do something about this hat.
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And so, my friends...
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us again sometime on the S .F. Fluffy.
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Bring a life jacket.
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Good morning,
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starship. The earth says hello.
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Ruby. La, la, la. Lolo.
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Lolo.
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Let's hear it for Lars and Fluffy and
for Steve and Keaton. Come on,
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Give them a big hand.
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Thanks, guys. Thank you.
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00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,400
Okay, why don't you all come in the
kitchen? We'll cut the cake.
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Oh, good.
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Wow.
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Like, this is the lamest thing I've ever
done, okay?
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Yeah, and you know, there are no boys.
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I really think your lame party is dying.
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Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed, you
know? You think I knew how lame this
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was going to be?
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Forget it.
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Well, okay.
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You know, like, I'm 13, okay? And, like,
my parents still treat me like I'm 12
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and a half.
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Well, don't you have any control over
them?
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I know, I know. Like, right after this
party, I'm moving out.
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Way to go, Jan.
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I'm really not moving out, Christine.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
300
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We'll go to my house.
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Like you coming with us or what?
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00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,530
Well, like I can't leave my party, okay?
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Okay.
304
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Stephen, could you read the note one
more time?
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Okay. Like I went to like Stacy's okay.
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Stacy's okay.
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Maybe it's a dude ranch.
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I like Hope.
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It's okay.
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Okay.
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Signed, Like Jennifer.
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Try reading every third word. Okay.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
314
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At least we know she's okay.
315
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Why would she run out on her own party?
316
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,640
Well, Dad, uh...
317
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I don't want to hurt your feelings or
anything, but it was kind of a childish
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party. I mean, purple decorations,
puppet show.
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Maybe Alex is right when you come to
think of it. You know, those silly name
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tags, stupid puppet show.
321
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,000
All right, I really resent this.
322
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Fluffy and Marv are being made the
scapegoats here.
323
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They deserve better treatment.
324
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Stephen, they are puppets. They are just
hunks of felt and cardboard.
325
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That's all they are to you, huh?
326
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:13,190
Is Jennifer back yet?
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No, but she left us this note.
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We think she's at a dude ranch.
329
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Oh, she's at Stacy's. She'll only be
staying a little while. She'll be back
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soon.
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Does it say in there why she left?
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No, but I could tell you why.
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She thought the party was really dumb,
you know, with the games and the
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Okay, why don't we just burn him at the
stake?
335
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:43,990
Look, will you forget about your stupid
puppets for two minutes and think about
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your daughter, Stephen?
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00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:50,530
Look, Jennifer was trying really hard to
impress Stacy and all those cool girls,
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and she was embarrassed by the party, so
she left with them.
339
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:57,630
Look, I don't understand. They don't
strike me as the kind of girls Jennifer
340
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,650
would want to be friends with. What does
she see in them?
341
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:03,930
But when you're 13, I think you just
want to be in with the popular crowd.
342
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,490
don't stop and think what that crowd is
like.
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00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,350
Well, it was your idea to let her turn
13, Elise.
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Like, hi, okay?
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Well, she wrote the note.
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Why did you leave, Jennifer?
347
00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,110
Like, didn't you, like, get my note?
348
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,180
I translated it for them.
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We don't care about your note.
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You had no right leaving here without
telling us. You were rude to us and
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certainly to all your guests.
352
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,860
Like, I know, Mom, but, like, my party
was, like, so lame.
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00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,260
Jennifer, why are you talking like that?
354
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,920
Like, like what?
355
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,240
Like, like that.
356
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,210
Like, this is the way I talk like now,
okay, Dad?
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00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,170
Like, like hell you do.
358
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,850
Like, like, calm down, okay?
359
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,890
Elise. I'm sorry.
360
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:11,550
Young lady, you go upstairs to your room
and you don't come down until you can
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00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,930
apologize. In English.
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00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,230
Okay. And stop...
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I say we open the present.
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Ubu, sit.
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00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:03,920
Good dog.
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