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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do?
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Without us And there ain't no nothing We
can't love
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each other through What would we do,
baby Without us
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Sha -la -la -la
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Permanent edition.
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Because if it is, I'm getting out my
bombs are people to throw pillows.
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The banner's a surprise from Matt. We
had this hanging in our dorm room at
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Berkeley. It's a little outdated, isn't
it?
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Well, maybe the slogans are different
now, but the concept is the same.
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No, I meant the concept.
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Alex, don't you ever worry about the
fact that there are enough bombs in the
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world to destroy every living creature
and wipe out life as we know it?
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Hey, I got bigger things on my mind.
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Can I use the business section here,
Mom?
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Then we need to tell Matt he's one of
the neighbor children.
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It's just so predictable, that's all.
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Every time one of these ex -hippies
comes prancing in from yesteryear, we
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get out the love beads.
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Put on the ponchos.
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Pretend we care about people.
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I'm just a little too old for that
stuff.
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Alex, Matt's an old friend of mine. He's
only going to be here a week. Be nice.
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You've got the whole rest of the year to
not care about people.
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He'll probably like Matt. He's a prize
-winning journalist.
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He's a world traveler. He's even written
two books on economics.
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No kidding?
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Which ones?
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Capitalism Don't Make Me Laugh.
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And capitalism don't make me laugh part
two.
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How long is that going to be there?
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As long as it takes to raise the
consciousness of some of the people in
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house. Yeah, Mom.
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Is he going to be like this the whole
time his friend's here?
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Probably, but if you have to talk to
him, try not to say anything too
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I can handle that.
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I know you can.
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to take you into the park. Hey, hey,
hey. Don't get it back too late. A
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show's on tonight.
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What's his favorite show?
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White Street Week.
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What?
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I didn't put him up to that. He came up
with that on his own.
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Alex, the only show he's allowed to
watch on television is Sesame Street.
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You're right. You're right. Andy, go
ahead. Play with the other kids.
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Bye -bye. Goodbye, darling. I'll tape it
for you.
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Stephen, my man! How you doing?
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It's been too long.
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You remember this lady? Of course.
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I believe she would look great.
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Welcome, Matt.
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Welcome to our house, Matt.
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I don't think you know Alex and Mallory.
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Good to meet you.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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So, uh, you, uh, you notice anything
familiar in the house?
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Band of bomb!
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Wow! Our old banner!
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Uh, maybe Matt would like to hang that
in his hotel room. Uh, no thanks. I
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already have one up.
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You have the travel -sized banner?
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You know, it's funny that you have this
up tonight, Steve, because I brought a
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little blast from the past, too.
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The scavenger. I can't believe it.
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A magazine for the discriminating
revolutionary.
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I don't suppose there are any good diets
in there.
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It was a political magazine, honey. In
fact, Matt and your dad were the editors
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when they were in college.
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It was an awfully good magazine.
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Shame it folded. Oh, it's great to see
this. Alex destroyed all of our copies
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when he was two. He found them
politically offensive.
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Hey, you have no proof that was me.
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You left your rattle on the bookcase.
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Could have been some other baby's
rattle.
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It was your Nixon rattle.
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I don't think I've ever eaten a finer
meal.
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Look, Stephen cooked dinner tonight.
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We're all going to die.
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Don't worry, man. I've learned to cook
since we lived together. Well, I
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sincerely hope so, because the last time
I ate your cooking, I was moved to go
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on a 30 -day fast.
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I thought you were fancying to protest
the Vietnam War.
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I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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Just for the record, was there anything
you guys didn't protest in college?
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I thought the Peace Corps was a nice
idea.
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Peace Corps was good.
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That's it?
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The music was good.
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How many roads must a man walk down
before they call him a
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man?
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Starting again.
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I know this is bad. Usually the Dylan
songs don't come out till the second
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Alex, come quick.
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Go close out 415.
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Thank
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you
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for having him.
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done with the dishes here. Is there
anything else you need us to clean up?
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no, no. Everything looks great. Listen,
since Matt is here, it's a very special
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night, so I'm going to bring out the old
Berkeley slides to show.
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As a treat.
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It's good to see the scavenger here. I
remember passing this out around campus.
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Steve, do you ever, uh, do you ever miss
working at the magazine?
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Do I miss being an overworked, underpaid
social outcast? Who wouldn't?
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You know, I think it was the single most
important journalistic experience of my
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career. That's really surprising, coming
from someone who's written for the New
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York Times and the Village Voice, the
Washington Post.
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Yeah, but the scavenger was different.
It was ours. It was mine and Stephen's.
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It was so pure.
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Those were special times, weren't they?
Very special.
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You remember how we used to dream that
somehow we'd get the money together to
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start the scavenger up again?
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Yeah, what a fantasy that was.
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Welcome to Fantasyland, guys.
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It's a check for $50 ,000.
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You remember Howie Wardell?
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Trust fund Wardell?
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Sure. His uncle finally died and he's
coming to his money. He was a big fan of
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the scavenger and he wants us to start
it up again. You're kidding.
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Just the beginning, Steve. We can do it
right this time. That $50 ,000 to make
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the magazine the dream we always knew it
could be.
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Oh, the zeros just fell off.
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What kind of a magazine can we make for
$5?
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So what do you say? Come on, man. Are
you in?
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Oh, I don't know. It's a big decision.
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Gavinger, how long has it been? 20
years?
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Well,
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there it is.
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What do you think?
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It's beautiful, Louise.
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And so are you.
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Will you go out with me Saturday night?
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Dating is so reactionary, Stephen.
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Sunday night?
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I apologize for my co -editor, Elise.
He's an old -fashioned romantic.
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Oh, that's okay.
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He's kind of cute.
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See?
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I knew it.
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She likes me. Elise Donnelly likes me.
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I'm the happiest guy in the world.
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Stephen, when are you going to learn how
to type?
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I assume you're writing a paper about
Martin Luther King, not Martin Luther
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Kong.
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Forget the typos. What did you think of
the article?
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I thought it was brilliant. I think it's
the best thing you've written yet.
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Thank you, Matt.
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You know, Stephen, if we can keep this
level of writing up, the scavenger will
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be a major force in this country. When I
think about what we're trying to do
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here, it's just so overwhelming.
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We're trying to stop war, poverty,
injustice, oppression. We're trying to
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the world.
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And I asked myself, how is one little
magazine going to do all of that?
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And then I realized that if I tell
myself I can't, I won't.
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But if I tell myself I'll try, then
maybe, well, just maybe I will.
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That's a wonderful way to look at
things, Stephen.
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And that's why I'm going to ask you
again.
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Will you go out with me, Ali?
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Let's change the world first.
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Then we'll talk.
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But it has to be Stephen's decision.
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Honey?
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I promised you I'd change the world,
Elise.
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I'm going to do it.
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And so the little rabbit said, How come
you're so big and I'm so small?
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And the cow said, Because you're a
rabbit and I'm a cow.
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Is it safe?
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What do you mean, is it safe?
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I mean, are Dad and Matt here?
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No. Then it's safe.
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But it is not that bad.
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Oh, Mom, come on. Ever since he started
working with that magazine, he's become
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harder and harder to live with. He's
just a little more immersed in politics
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than he used to be.
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Well, why can't he be like other fathers
and take up golf?
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Andy, why are you wrapping your bread up
in your napkin?
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Because Daddy says Americans eat too
much.
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You're not going to believe where I
found these.
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Where? The garbage.
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We're a recycling family.
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No aluminum cans in the garbage.
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Who's responsible for this?
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Uh -oh.
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I'll talk to him later.
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Who's, uh...
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Who's having the English muffins?
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Uh -oh.
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Well, I thought we'd been through this.
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No English muffins while the British are
occupying Northern Ireland.
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Well, how are you now, Dad? When are
they leaving?
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I know this may seem extreme, but you
must understand that all your actions,
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even eating, have political
repercussions.
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Just wanted to have breakfast, Dad. We
didn't want to hurt anybody.
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I was a little over the line there,
wasn't I?
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No, no. If you didn't say something, I
was going to.
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Is this today's mail? Yeah.
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Hey, hey, look at this.
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Our first letter to the editor. We
haven't even started publishing The
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yet, and we're already causing a stir.
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Let's hear it.
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Dear editors, how dare you reopen with
this left -wing propaganda drivel, which
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was out of date and irrelevant even when
first published. Why don't you grow up,
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get real jobs, and leave America alone?
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Signed, Alex P. Keaton. The
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first issue is
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key. There's going to be a lot of
attention focused on it, and we have to
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it count.
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What do you think of organizing a
demonstration to coincide with the first
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of The Scavenger? That's good. That's
very good. And with a little luck, if
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demonstration goes smoothly, we'll all
get arrested.
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That's not as good.
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Come on, Steven. Don't be a dick in the
mud. You used to love getting arrested.
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Your tastes change as you get older.
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Getting arrested is way down on my list
now. Right below being shipwrecked.
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We've been at this a long time today.
We're all a little tired. Let's just
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a little break here, okay?
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Great. Good idea.
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Listen, Stephen, have you had a chance
to look over the article I wrote yet?
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Oh, just briefly. I haven't really given
it a thorough read yet. Well, let me
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know when you do. I'm really excited
about it. Oh, I will. Thanks.
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Open up, please.
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It's getting you in the mood, Dad.
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Cut it out, Alex.
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Is this a good time to visit your
office? Of course. Come in. Come in.
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Dad, I know we weren't real supportive
about you working on the magazine, so we
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brought you an office -warming gift to
make up for it. You didn't have to do
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that. Hey, hey, Dad, that's for me, too.
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Hope it fits.
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A dictionary.
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And just my size.
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You said you were getting him a sweater,
ma 'am.
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Next time, chip in.
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Oh, Cameron, I'd like you to meet my
family. That's my wife, Elise, and Alex,
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Mallory, Jennifer, Cameron Wallace.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Cameron
Wallace?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Didn't you organize the Washington Labor
Day rallies in the early 70s? That's
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right. Well, it's good to know that kids
today are aware of some of the things
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we did for the cause back then.
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Wasn't the FBI looking for you?
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Oh, he really knows his stuff.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Should you give up that right, anything
you say can and will be held against you
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in a court of law.
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Alex! Is he serious?
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Alex is kind of a law and order buff.
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Well, you don't have to worry, Alex. All
of us dangerous fugitives were pardoned
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a while back. We're completely legal.
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I'm keeping my eye on you, Wallace.
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Don't leave town.
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Mom, we have to pick up Andy.
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Oh, yeah. Probably on the way here
anyway. Thanks for coming, honey. Bye
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Bye, Dad. See you later, Mel.
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Thanks. Bye -bye.
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See you later.
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What are you working on here? Oh,
nothing, nothing. Just an article Matt
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I'm having a few problems with it.
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A few problems?
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You've crossed out everything but the
title.
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Anarchy, the sane solution.
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What did he think about your article
about the Democrats' chances in 88?
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He, uh, felt it was too long.
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Are you two all right? No, I don't know.
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It's just that Matt and I were always of
one mind about everything.
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Now we can't seem to agree about
anything.
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Well, maybe it's going to take you a
while to get back in sync.
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Hey, Mom, come on. Stop fraternizing
with the radicals.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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So you found a lot of typos in my
article, Steve.
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Oh, don't look at that, Matt. I haven't
had a chance to really go over it. What
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else can you do to it? Set it on fire?
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You don't have to be defensive, Matt.
I'm just giving you constructive
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criticism. You annihilated my article,
Stephen.
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You didn't exactly give mine a ringing
endorsement.
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Let's just face it, huh? These two
articles have no place in the same
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Mine belongs in the scavenger. Yours
belongs in good housekeeping right next
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20 things to do with pineapple.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, what's going on? Oh, we're just
talking about Steve's article.
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What'd you think of it?
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I see you both have the abridged
version.
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It's just that it's a little
reactionary.
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I mean, you're suggesting that people
actually go out and vote for one of the
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two prevailing parties.
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Now, come on, man.
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The only vote that counts is a vote
against the system.
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I disagree. I think voting makes a real
difference. It's part of our civic
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responsibility. Come on, Steve. You're
beginning to sound like a member of the
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PTA.
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I am a member of the PTA.
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You know, it's hard to believe you were
the guy that wrote the landmark article.
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The two -party system, Tweedledum and
Tweedledee. That was 20 years ago.
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have changed.
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Just what is it we're trying to do here?
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Put out a thoughtful, intelligent
magazine or get up in a soapbox and
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stale rhetoric? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Stale rhetoric?
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Is that what these issues seem like to
you now?
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Some of them, yes. They just don't ring
true to me anymore. Things aren't as
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black and white as they used to be. I
don't understand your attitude, Stephen.
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No, I don't think you do. I don't think
you understand anyone's attitude but
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your own. At least I have an attitude.
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At least I am prepared to speak up for
what I think is right. No, Matt, what
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you're prepared to do is shout down
anybody who disagrees with you.
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I'm going to tell you one thing, and I'm
not shouting out here, Stephen.
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If you don't believe we should print my
article...
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You have no business working on this
magazine.
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Maybe I don't.
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You've changed, man.
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You have really changed.
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You know, somewhere along the line,
Stephen Keaton disappeared, and some
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stranger took his place.
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And I'm going to tell you something,
man. It's a damn shame.
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Because Stephen Keaton was one of the
great ones.
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I took seven fairy tales and a stock
market lecture from Alex to get Andy to
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to sleep tonight.
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I'm sorry you argued with Matt.
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At least have I changed.
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Am I the same person I was when you
first met me?
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I don't know. I think your social
conscience has held up pretty well.
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Right. And the tax credit from Amnesty
International proves it.
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Well, actually, we didn't give this
year. We needed the money for Andy's
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preschool.
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This wasn't a good time to tell me that.
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Sorry. You still respect me, Elise?
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Stephen! Humor me, Elise. I'm going
through a personal crisis here.
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Okay, I'll say one thing on that
subject. I shouldn't even need to say
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You do make a statement, Stephen.
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You make a statement by the way you live
your life.
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By the way you raise your children. By
choosing a job that doesn't compromise
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your principles.
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Those are political acts as strong as
anything that you ever did back at
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Berkeley.
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Honey, you're just one of the most
committed and caring men I know.
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And you have a wonderful wife.
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I already know that.
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Hey. Hey, Alex.
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Listen, I heard what happened, and I
know how tough that must have been for
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Well, thanks, Alex. I know we differ on
these issues, but I appreciate your
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support. Listen, Dad, over the years,
you and I have searched for some
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common political ground.
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We searched.
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And searched.
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Searched.
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And even though we haven't agreed on
anything yet.
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I really respect your ideals.
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You know?
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And the fact that you respect mine.
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You set a good example.
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I mean, who knows?
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Maybe 20 years from now, I'll look back
on the things that I believed in when I
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was 20, and I'll think that I was...
Nah.
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You never know, Alan. Alex, you may feel
different when you hit 40.
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Oh, trust me, Dad.
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I know what it's like to be 40.
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Aren't you guys finished yet?
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I practically had to promise the printer
my first four installments. I'm not
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sure how I feel about that.
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I said my firstborn son, not our
firstborn son.
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You never give up, do you? Nope.
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I have our future planned down to the
smallest detail.
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I even know what our son's name is going
to be.
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You want to hear what it is? No.
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What is it?
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Freedom.
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Freedom P. Keaton.
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I like that.
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We'd have wonderful children.
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They'd pick up the struggle for...
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Peace and social justice where we leave
off.
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We'll all live in the country on a
commune with all of our friends and
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children and lots of animals and their
children.
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We'll grow our own food and we'll make
our own clothes.
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Live off the land.
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Before we start this family, we have a
magazine to get out, Keaton.
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Boy, it's going to be tough getting work
done around this office.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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