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Three o 'clock in the morning.
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I can't believe this is happening again.
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Why can't I sleep?
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It's dark.
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I'm tired.
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I'm in bed.
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I've slept successfully in the past.
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Maybe these pajamas are defective.
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It's ridiculous.
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I've slept a total of a minute and a
half in the last six nights.
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I've got midterms coming up. I've got
papers to write.
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I've got a million things to do.
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If I don't get to sleep soon, I'm going
to be awake.
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All right, okay.
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Don't panic.
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I can still get four hours if I fall
asleep right now.
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Go.
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Okay.
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So far, so good.
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I'm falling asleep.
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Here I go.
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I'm on my way.
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Drifting.
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Drifting.
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I'm gone.
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Now.
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I'm back.
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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we hid.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing.
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We can't love each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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Okay, if you just hand me that
screwdriver, Jen, we'll have the smoke
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in no time.
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No, no, not the Phillips. I want the
flathead.
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Trust me, Dad, you want the Phillips.
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You're right.
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Okay, it's all set to go. Why don't we
test it out?
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Well, you can match it.
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Nice work, Dad.
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Whoa. Burglar alarm.
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That was a tough to install.
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I'm impressed.
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It's not a burglar alarm. It's a smoke
alarm.
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Oh. Nice work, Dad.
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Maybe it needs a minor adjustment.
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Right back.
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Excuse me.
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You're home late, aren't you?
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Yeah, I was at the library studying.
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You know, I got a B - on my anthropology
test.
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Don't feel so bad, Alex. I got a B - on
a test last week.
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Oh, okay. I feel better now.
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You look awfully tired, honey. Why don't
you go on up to bed?
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What are you implying, Mom?
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That I'm afraid to go to bed?
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That I'm afraid that I won't be able to
sleep?
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That I'll stare at the walls all night?
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Awake?
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Desperate and alone?
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Is that what you're implying?
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No.
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Does anybody else think that?
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Because if you do, why don't you just
come out and say it and stop snickering
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behind my back?
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What's he talking about?
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You know, you all look tired.
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Why don't you all go to sleep?
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See how that feels? How do you like it?
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Well, actually, going to sleep isn't a
bad idea. I'm exhausted.
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Good night, Mom. Yeah, me too. Good
night, Mom.
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Show -offs.
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Okay, all fixed. Should be working like
a charm now.
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Boy, I'm bushed.
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I can't wait to get to bed. I'll
probably be asleep before my head hits
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pillow.
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Sure.
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Rub my nose in it.
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Are you ready, Elise?
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute. You guys want
to bed?
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Now? Together?
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I'm sorry if that shocks you, Elise.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Really.
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Go to sleep.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm positive.
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Good night.
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Love you.
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Good night.
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Wow.
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Here I am again.
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Alone for another sleepless night.
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Hey, I don't care.
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And I enjoy having these hours to
myself.
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Yeah, I kind of love being alone.
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Skippy.
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Sorry to bother you so late, Alex.
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I just want to borrow a dictionary. Oh,
hey, well... Gee, the dictionary's
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upstairs, but maybe I can help you. I
know a lot of words.
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Well, today in biology class, Lauren
Harris told me I reminded her of a
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mandrill.
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What is that?
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Well, Skip, a mandrill is a large,
fierce, foul
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-smelling baboon of West Africa.
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Do you think I should ask her out?
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Go for it, you big ape.
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Skippy, why don't you sit down for a
minute, okay?
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I want to ask you something.
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How do you sleep at night?
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Well, after my mom straps me in, usually
you just drift right
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off. I wish I had a ritual like that.
You know, I haven't slept in eight
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Well, congratulations.
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How many are you going for?
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No, Skip, I want to sleep. I just can't.
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I don't know. I completely psyched
myself out. I just lie in bed,
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feeling completely alone.
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Would you like me to sleep with you
tonight, Alex?
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What was that, Skip?
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Maybe it'll help to relax you to have
somebody else there in the room.
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I'll sleep on the floor.
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Not sleeping.
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I'm exhausted.
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I'm in bed.
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And I'm not sleeping.
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And I have Skippy in my room.
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This is worse than last night.
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All right.
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Okay. Just don't get upset.
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Stay calm.
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Try counting money.
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100 million.
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200 million.
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300 million.
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Tax exempt.
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I'm getting too excited here.
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All right. All right. Okay.
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You guys should just walk around them.
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This is WADW.
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I'm Sonny Anderson, and you're listening
to The Night Owl Show.
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It's 324, and now here's Buddy Budson
doing Alone in Blue.
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Hey, don't I know it, buddy.
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I couldn't sleep.
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I heard a smoke alarm.
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Wow, that was the radio.
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They were playing smoke gets in your
smoke alarm.
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I don't know, Dad. I mean, the thing
just went off. I was getting some food
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of the refrigerator and it went off.
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It must be the smoked salmon.
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What's all the noise down here? I heard
the smoke alarm.
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If there's not a fire, I'm going to be
really mad.
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by mistake. I'm sorry.
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Hey.
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Skippy, what are you doing here?
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Trying to help Alex sleep.
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Skippy.
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Did you know he hasn't slept in over
eight nights?
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Skippy.
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Alex, is it true you're having trouble
sleeping?
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No, no. It's a rumor.
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Alex.
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Why didn't you tell us you were having
this problem?
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Because it is not a problem.
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How come you're having trouble sleeping?
What is this, a not -sleeping witch
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hunt?
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Why don't you just tie me up to a stake
and burn me?
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As long as we're up.
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All right, okay, look, I'm sorry I woke
you all, okay? And if you don't mind,
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I'm tired and I'm going back to sleep.
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So, Mallory, you been having any trouble
sleeping?
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This is ridiculous. We're all exhausted
because of Alex.
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Yeah, we finally get the baby to sleep
through the night, and now Alex won't.
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Come on, we have to be patient. Alex has
a problem.
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I was patient at first, but Alex has
kept us awake for a week.
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It's like being in a family of owls.
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Oh, yeah? Then why'd you ask me to go
skiing with you at two in the morning?
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I have no memory of that.
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Alex, sit down for a second.
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Sure, Mom.
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What's up?
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You are.
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Every night.
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Alex, you're not sleeping.
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It's got to be bothering you. I know
what's bothering us.
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What do you mean?
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Well, for example, what happened last
night?
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Oh, look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I
tried to do it as quietly as I could.
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Alex, you crawled into bed with us.
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Did that bother you?
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I've got a little problem, but it's
under control.
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I can handle it.
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You know, Alex, I had a friend who had
trouble sleeping, and she went to a
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therapy group for people with sleep
disorders.
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Mallory, I'm sure your friends have a
lot of disorders, but I prefer not to be
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lumped together with that group of
misfits.
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Alex, you have to get some kind of help
or a hotel room.
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We just wanted to wish you good luck on
getting to sleep tonight.
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Thanks. I'll be fine.
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I hope so, Alex, because you're really
starting to fall apart.
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Mallory, let's be kind to Alex. I read
somewhere if you don't get enough sleep,
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your brain cells start to die.
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Jennifer.
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One by one.
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Will you knock it off?
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Sorry, Alex. Look, because I've fallen
asleep tonight, really.
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And that's another thing.
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Don't wish me good luck falling asleep,
okay?
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It only gets me worried about it.
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Don't even mention sleep.
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Hey, kids.
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Good luck falling asleep, honey. He
doesn't want anyone to mention sleep.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, I brought you some warm milk.
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For no particular reason.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You know, I always thought that was to
throw a wives' tale.
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Well, your mother is an old wife.
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Seriously, though.
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Milk contains tryptophan, a chemical
that promotes sleep. And just to ensure
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good night's sleep, we picked up this
little item.
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What do you think?
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No use, Dad. I know it's you.
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This is Sylvester.
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He used to be my favorite doll.
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We've grown apart.
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He's been looking for a companion
lately.
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Thanks, Hugh.
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Alex, here's my geometry book.
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Just read it and you'll fall fast
asleep.
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Thank you, guys.
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Good luck, Alex.
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May sleep be with you.
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I'm not sleeping yet.
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Okay, no more fooling around here.
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This time, I'm going to sleep.
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This time, I mean business.
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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That's beautiful.
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Boy, nothing like sleep.
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It's the greatest.
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How would I know?
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I can't take it anymore.
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I gotta get out of here.
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You don't believe me.
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I've forgotten how to sleep.
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What's that?
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I'm gonna forget how to breathe?
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How to eat?
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How to walk?
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How to calculate civil interest?
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What has become of me?
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Hi.
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Everything's fine.
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This sleeping is going A -okay.
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Can you see him trying to sleep?
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Alex, I hate seeing you like this.
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Remember how much I used to love going
to sleep when I was a kid?
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Sure. I used to read you The Three
Little Pigs.
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Before I got to page five, you were out.
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Yeah, well, those days are gone.
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Everything's more complicated now.
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You know, I get into this bed at night,
and a million different things rush
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through my mind.
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I mean, I worry about me and Ellen.
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And I worry about my classes and my
tech, my future,
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about my path, about my present.
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And I worry about my future again.
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00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,150
And I worry about Ellen again. And then
I worry about Ellen's future.
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Everything just gets so crazy.
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Guess I'm crazy, huh?
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No, no, you're not crazy, honey.
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You're just not a little boy anymore,
you know? You're an adult.
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There are a lot of things going on in
your life, and that's bound to create
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anxiety.
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What if that anxiety keeps me up for the
rest of my life? I mean, what if I
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never get to sleep?
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Stop worrying about sleeping.
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You know, when your body needs it, it'll
go to sleep.
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In the meantime, just enjoy the night,
you know?
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Read a good book. Look at the stars.
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Talk to your picture of Nixon.
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He doesn't look like he slept much
either.
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I'll try that.
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I guess what I'm trying to say, honey,
is just try and relax, you know?
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Use the time.
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That's what I try to do.
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You've had insomnia?
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From time to time.
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Really?
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I always figured you were the out like a
light type.
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No.
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That's your dad.
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In fact, I remember one night he fell
asleep before he even got to bed.
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I found him. He was asleep in the sink
with a toothbrush sticking out of his
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mouth.
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I guess what I'm trying to say, honey,
is that an occasional sleepless night
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goes with the territory of being Alex
Keaton.
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Despite the worries and then the
anxieties, I think you enjoy being Alex
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Thanks, Mom.
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You.
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Wait.
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I was wondering if you'd mind.
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Not telling me the three little pigs
story.
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Just for old time's sake.
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Pick it up midway through the action.
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Okay.
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Well, these pigs built three different
kinds of houses.
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One house was made out of straw.
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And the third house was made out of...
Wood.
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Wood. And the third house was made
out... Aluminum siding.
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That's good enough.
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And then the wolf came along, and he
wanted to blow down the pigs' houses, so
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said, I'll fuss, and I'll puff, and I'll
blow your house
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down.
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Well, the pigs got very scared, so the
first... pig said to the other two pigs
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no no wait a minute i actually it was
the second pig said the first and third
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pig oh which pig wasn't it do you
remember which
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one
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I was up anyway.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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