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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we did.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without her?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without her?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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I've beaten you 58 games in a row. What
do you have to say about that?
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All right.
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You got some momentum.
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Momentum? Alex, I blocked every shot you
took.
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Maybe that was my strategy.
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You ever think of that?
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Maybe I wanted you to win 58 games in a
row.
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That way you get overconfidence, start
getting sloppy.
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Then I make my move.
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Let's face it, Ellie.
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We could play 100 more games and I'll
beat you every time.
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And you know why?
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Because I am a better player than you
are. I'm quicker, I'm a better
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and I'm tougher.
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I'm telling.
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Bye!
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Hey, Jenny, we're shaking, huh?
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Hey, Alec, I'm my little friend.
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I'm fine. I'm fine, Nick. And I'm not
your little friend.
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Oh, hey, sorry, man.
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Mallory!
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Hey, Mallory!
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Hi.
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Hey, babe.
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Where you been?
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Ah, nowhere.
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What's happening?
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Ah, nothing, you know. What you been
doing?
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Duff, where are we going?
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Around some place.
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The McNeil -Lair report will be right
back.
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Alex, do you mind? This conversation
does not involve you.
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And for that, I am eternally grateful.
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Well, I'd love to sit around and grunt
with you, too.
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I gotta get going.
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Hey, come on. I'm starving. You ready to
go?
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Oh, Nick, I forgot to tell you. I can't
go out tonight. I have to go out to
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dinner with my parents at the lobster
pot.
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Why don't you come with us?
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Oh, what are you, kidding?
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You know, your folks don't want me along
for dinner. They're still upset about
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last time.
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Oh, right.
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I don't know what the big deal was. They
got all upset about how I was dressed.
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You know, I wore a tie.
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But you didn't wear a shirt.
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Didn't want to spill nothing on it.
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Hey, come along anyway. I think my
parents are really getting to like you.
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yeah. So why can't they say my name
without gritting their teeth?
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Hello, Nick.
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Good to see you.
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They don't. They stop doing that.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Hi, Mel.
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Look who's here.
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Hello, Nick.
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I invited Nick along for dinner. I hope
that's okay.
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when they brought around the lobster
tank, Nick was supposed to just pick one
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for his dinner, not set them all free.
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Nick's an artist. He's sensitive.
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He couldn't stand to see lobsters cooped
up like criminals, so he let them go.
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Hey, Mr.
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Keaton, I'm sorry.
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Like I said, you know, I just got
carried away.
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Anyway, I told you I'd pay you back.
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I got 40 lobsters in here, Nick.
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I don't need money. I need recipes.
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Stephen, what are we going to do with
all of these? Don't know.
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Look, let's just take them upstairs and
put them in the bathtub until we figure
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out something to do.
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That's good. They'll probably want to
freshen up after the long ride home.
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Mallory, I'm about to give up on your
parents.
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You know, everything I do around them
turns out bad. I let the lobsters go,
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get upset. They're so unpredictable.
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Why does this kind of thing always have
to happen?
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I'm sorry.
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No, forget it. Forget it.
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I'm going to go change. I'll be down in
a minute.
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This guy tried to make a break for it.
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I wrestled him to the ground.
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Why don't you let him go, Alex? He looks
so sad.
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No, no, Nick, he's fine, really.
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He wasn't trying to run away.
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He just wanted to grab a quick smoke.
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Hey, um, Alex, can I talk to you for a
minute?
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I got a little problem, and I think you
can help.
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Well, sure, Nick. I'm always here for
you.
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What is it?
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And make it quick.
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Look, like, I'm always getting in
trouble around your parents.
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I mean, it really upsets Mallory, and I
don't want to put her through it
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anymore. So you gotta help me.
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I gotta be more acceptable to your
parents, but I don't know how.
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Well, what do you want me to do, Nick?
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Well, um, show me how to fit in, you
know? Show me how to be like you.
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Well, Nick... It isn't that easy.
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I mean, if it was, everybody would be
doing it.
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Hey, come on, Alex. You know, show me
what's wrong with me and how can I fix
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Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
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I wouldn't know where to start.
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Just pick a place.
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All right, okay.
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Let's start with the way you talk.
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When you walk into a room and everybody
says hello, what do you say?
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Hey.
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What is that?
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Where's my hello?
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Well, then just say hello.
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Hello, Alex.
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Hey, that's a start, okay? You got the
words right anyway. Okay, listen. If you
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want to fit in here at all, you got to
learn to make normal conversation, okay?
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No more monosyllabic grunts. Huh?
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No. No, no more.
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You got to know things. You got to read
the newspaper. You got to get a job.
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You have got to change, Nick.
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I do, huh? That's right. That's right.
If you want to fit in around here, Nick,
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you've got to look like me.
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You've got to act like me. You've got to
talk like me. You've got to be another
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me.
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Okay. I'll do it.
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I'll do it because I love Mallory.
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Why do you do it?
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Sweet boy.
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Yes, you are. And a very good boy.
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A good boy.
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Boy, and you're a smart boy.
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Yes, you are. Very, very smart, smart
boy. Yes, you are. Mom, you're doing it
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again. What's that?
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You're creating another Alex.
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You must be stopped.
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Don't you remember our little talk?
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Yeah, yeah, I do. I didn't think you
would.
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This is great.
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Mom, Jen.
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Guess who?
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Nick?
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Hello, Mrs. Keaton.
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Jennifer. A lovely evening, wouldn't you
say?
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I'm a bit tardy. Mallory must be waiting
for me.
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Indeed she is.
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Allow me to call her for you.
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I would be obliged.
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Oh, Mallory!
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I say, Mallory, Nick is here.
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Coming!
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Okay, where are they?
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Hey, Mallory!
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Over here, it's me, Nick.
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Whoa.
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Nick? Yeah?
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What happened to you?
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What do you mean, what happened to me?
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You look ridiculous. You look like Alex.
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I didn't hear motorcycle.
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Oh, I sold it. I took the bus here. I
find public transportation in this
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community to be clean and efficient.
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Has your experience been similar?
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Um, yeah.
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Oh, and additionally, I got a job at
Gleason Brothers Shoes.
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Currently, I am in the stockroom, but I
hope to be elevated to sales one day.
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Can I talk to Nick alone?
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That's okay. We were on our way
upstairs. Anyway, make sure none of the
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escaped. Yeah, we think they're digging
a tunnel.
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Nick, what's going on? Hey, Mom,
Mallory, I know it seems weird, but it's
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important to me to win your parents'
respect.
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Why? Well, if they don't respect me, it
upsets you, you know, so I made a few
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changes. But it's not really you.
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Please, Mallory, I'm doing this because
I love you.
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Well, I guess that's a good reason.
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Hey, let's celebrate.
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Come on, I want to take you out to
dinner, all right?
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Oh, okay, let's go.
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But you aren't going to go out dressed
like that, are you?
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I guess I am a little underdressed to go
out with you now.
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I'll go change.
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All right.
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How do you do? I'm Stephen Keaton.
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Hey, Mr. Keaton, it's me, Nick.
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Hey.
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Nick!
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It is you.
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Hey, what'd I tell you?
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I've been meaning to strike up this
conversation with you for some time. You
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know, scientists say that the Earth is
going to self -destruct within two
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billion years.
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Now, what can we as citizens do?
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Lobster again?
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Come on, Jennifer, you'll love it.
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This is the fourth time this week I'm
starting to grow claws.
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I'm doing something a little different
tonight.
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Lobster dogs.
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Oh, hi. How did your meeting go?
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Well, the Wallaces approved my plans for
the new addition to their house.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, by the way, Elise, I thought I'd
invite Nick to dinner tonight.
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Again? Can't we have one dinner this
week without Nick?
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Yeah, we could, but what's the point?
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I don't know.
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this new Nick makes me uncomfortable.
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Well, I kind of like new Nick. He's got
a job. He dresses nicely. He's up on
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current events.
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I agree with Dad. Come on, this new Nick
is a dream.
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He speaks in complete sentences.
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He walks erect.
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He doesn't drool.
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He's too good for Mallory.
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Hey, Nick, how's the shoe business
going? Oh, fine.
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Let's say I'm just taking it one step at
a time.
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I got some big news today.
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I was promoted.
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I am out of the stock room and into
sales.
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Am I dreaming?
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Pinch me.
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That's great. That's great, Nick.
Congratulations. After only two weeks.
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I forget, I got a little something for
you.
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Oh, Nick.
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than to bring me these. It's very nice
of you.
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It's okay.
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They're defective.
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Just wear a couple pairs of socks with
them.
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Um, Nick, we better get going. We're
going to be late for the art show.
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Uh, Mallory, I think I would rather
spend some time with your family. You
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we don't have to go out every night.
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We haven't been out any night in two
weeks.
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Mallory, I am a working man now. You
know, it would be irresponsible for me
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go. They have to be fresh for that shoe
store in the morning. You understand,
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don't you?
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Okay, sure.
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Therefore, rubber soles are far more
superior than the traditional leather
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bottoms. They're more durable.
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They last longer.
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And best of all, they don't wear out.
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And don't let anybody else try to tell
you different.
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Don't let anybody else try to tell you
different.
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But, right now... Nick, what's going on?
Let's go to a movie or something.
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Mallory, it's getting a little late. I
don't think your parents would approve.
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Nick, it's 7 .15.
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Andrew is still up.
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You know, speaking of Andrew, has he
started to wear baby shoes yet?
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Mr. Keaton, let's talk baby shoes.
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No, no, no.
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You kids go out. You have a good time.
We insist.
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Yes, please. Go now.
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We'll keep talking about shoes.
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I swear.
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That's okay, Mrs. Keaton. We'll stay
here with you.
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Oh, great.
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Okay, well, I believe you were telling
us about rubber soles.
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Yes. Now, as I was saying... I don't
want to stay...
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Hey, I'm Nick.
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Look, I'll show you. I'll do you one of
my haze.
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Just give it time. You'll get used to
it, Mallory. I don't want to get used to
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this, Nick.
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Mallory. Why don't you just go home?
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Okay.
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You
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don't
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have to pretend you're asleep. Nick's
gone.
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All right, we weren't sleeping.
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Yeah. We all admit it. We were all
awake.
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How can we sleep when you're so
obviously asleep?
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Come here. Oh, yes, Mr. Gleason.
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I've told you a thousand times.
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Push the elite petite, not the slinky
sphinx.
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I have 600 gross of elite petites back
there, and you're pushing the slinky
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sphinx? What's wrong with you, Moore?
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I thought you looked better in the
slinky sphinx.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason. I'm sorry, Mr.
Gleason. I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason. You
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to know who's sorry? Mr. Gleason is
sorry.
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Push the elite.
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Petits, get busy more.
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Yes, Mr. Gleason.
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Hey, Mr.
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Keaton, good to see you.
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Hello, Nick.
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Hey, guess what?
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This is where I work.
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I'm aware of that, Nick.
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Look, I came down here... Young man, you
were helping me. Oh, I...
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But I can only handle one person at a
time. Now, this man was in line outside
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this door before we opened up this
morning.
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Okay, but I'm next.
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Nick,
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I came down here to talk to you.
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Oh, so what kind of shoes did you have
in mind, sir? I haven't had a chance to
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look around.
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You'll love the Elite Petite. No!
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Mr. Moore, no.
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The Elite Petite's a woman's shoe.
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That's fine with me, just fine.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:29,500
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,500
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
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00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,620
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,880
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no
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Sorry, Mr. Gleason. I'm sorry, Mr.
Gleason. I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason. You
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know who's sorry?
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Uh, Mr. Gleason?
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That's right.
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Take this and clean this up and get back
to work.
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Yes, Mr. Gleason.
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Nick, what are you doing?
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00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,940
I'm putting these boxes back on the
shelf.
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00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,220
No, no. I mean, what are you doing here?
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00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:11,360
Oh, I'm putting these boxes back on the
shelf. No, no, no, no.
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00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,280
You misunderstood.
317
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:19,860
What is someone like you doing in a
store like this?
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00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,080
I'm putting these boxes back on the
shelf.
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00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,720
Nick, we're at a standstill.
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00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:34,260
Look, look, what I'm saying is I know
you took this job just for my sake.
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00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,120
And I know that's why you changed your
appearance and gave up your art.
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00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:41,680
Oh, no, not at all. I like shoes much
more than art.
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00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280
More?
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00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:47,400
Get this cleaned up and get back to
work. Right away, Mr. Gleeson. Get busy
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00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,840
more, and I mean now.
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00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,720
Look at you, Nick.
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00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,140
You're miserable. Don't do this to
yourself.
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00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,860
All right, so I'm miserable.
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00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,800
You know, I'd rather it be that I'm
miserable than Mallory. I mean, she was
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00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,380
miserable when I didn't get along with
you.
331
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,780
She's miserable now, Nick. She wants you
back the way you were.
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00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,460
Oh, who do you like better, the old me
or the new me?
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00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,880
Is there a third choice?
334
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,240
I don't think so.
335
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:23,960
Look, Nick, whatever our problems are,
we can work them out.
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00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:38,160
Our relationship has to be based on
mutual trust and
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00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,600
respect.
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00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,690
I love what you tried to do for me.
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00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,770
But it was wrong, Nick.
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00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,490
Don't change for me.
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00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,850
I'll get those stockings for you.
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00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,040
See what love can do?
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00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:17,760
This girl is demolished, and it's all
because of Nick.
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00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,040
I would really appreciate if you would
not mention his name.
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00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,880
I don't want to hear the name Nick
anymore.
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00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,500
Sure, sure, Mel. I understand.
347
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,420
Ooh, this knick -knack is Nick.
348
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,320
I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
349
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,180
Can you pass me the sports page? I want
to see how the Knicks are doing.
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00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,760
Valerie!
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00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,420
Hey, Valerie!
352
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:55,820
Nick?
353
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,340
Nick?
354
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,120
Hey!
355
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:00,960
Oh,
356
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,940
no, no, no, Nick!
357
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,240
What did you do?
358
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:06,620
Hey, Alec.
359
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,840
Oh, Nick, we were doing so well.
360
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,070
The old Nick is back.
361
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:19,290
You should have seen this guy. He pulled
me aside and told me what I was doing
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00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:21,770
was wrong. I mean, he was so passionate.
It was beautiful.
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00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:25,190
Oh, that reminds me, Lisa. I've got some
stockings for you.
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00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:30,530
Why?
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00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:31,790
I'll explain later.
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00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:35,610
Hey, uh, thanks, Mr. Keaton.
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00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:38,130
I mean, you showed me the error of my
ways.
368
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,350
I mean, he knew I didn't need a job.
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00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,630
That's not exactly the moral here.
370
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:47,310
Well, I know, but, you know, I was just
trying to make you think that I was good
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00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:48,289
enough for your daughter.
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00:22:48,290 --> 00:22:50,970
And it didn't work. I mean, I lost her
and I gained Alex.
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00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:52,210
And that's no good.
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00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:58,330
Well, I put on a pot of coffee and I
just baked a batch of lobster chip
375
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:14,440
I'm sorry if I hurt you, but all I know
is I did it for you.
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00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,940
I don't want any other neck. I just want
you.
377
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,300
Hey. Hey.
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00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,600
Sit, Ubu, sit.
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00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040
Good dog.
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