All language subtitles for family_ties_s03e22_cold_storage

I bet we've been together for a million
years.

And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

What would we do, baby, without us?

What would we do, baby, without us?

And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

What would we do, baby, without us?

I got a problem.

You mean you've narrowed it down to one?

Come on, you know I have to do that
paper on the Louisiana Purchase.

I thought it was about shopping in
Louisiana.

Can you help me out?

Mel, you know that I'm willing to help
those less fortunate than myself.

And you certainly fall into that
category.

We've got to go to Grandma's in a few
minutes, so kiss me when I've got a

decade.

Thanks, Alex.

I wish we could just go straight to
Grandma's. I wish we could talk Mom and

out of going to their Lamaze reunion.

I don't think so, Jen.

But they said we were just going to stay
for a few minutes.

I am as anxious as you are to get to
Grandma's. I mean, I love that woman.

got a very special relationship.

Can't wait to go to her house.

That's only because Lisa Tobin lives
next door to Grandma.

I have no interest in Lisa Tobin.

Anyway, she lives two doors down.

Anyway, Jen, you're only anxious to get
to Grandma's because she's got cable TV.

That's not true.

I love Grandma.

If she happens to have 136 channels, so
be it.

Okay, everyone, we're ready to go. We
have everything.

Pictures of the baby, the baby's
diapers, the baby's seat, the baby's

Where's the baby?

He should be along any moment.

I better go hurry him up.

Mom, you'll be sure to tell Grandma why
I can't come.

Well, now, you sure you don't want to
come with us? No, I'll be fine.

Yeah, Mom, we better get going, huh? I
don't want to disappoint Lisa. Grandma.

Can we just go straight to Grandma?

Do we have to go to this reunion?

have to go. We want to. We have a lot in
common with these people. We went to

natural childbirth classes with them.

Your father and I are really looking
forward to it.

Elise, do we really have to go to this
reunion?

Why don't we just go to your mother's?

We'll have a great time, Stephen.

Okay, let's go.

Mel, you sure you'll be okay?

I'll be fine.

Okay, well, we're very proud of you for
putting your school work first.

That's right, Mel.

Your pursuit of passing grades, no
matter how futile.

It's entirely commendable.

And to reward you, I'm going to let you
use the Alex P. Keaton archives located

in the Alex P. Keaton trunk in the Alex
P. Keaton basement.

Okay, let's go.

Have a great time. Say hello to Lisa for
me. Okay.

Lisa?

Who's Lisa?

Contrary to popular belief,

The Louisiana Purchase is not about
shopping in Louisiana.

Ow!

Hi. I came in the back door. I thought
I'd surprise you.

Are you surprised?

Skippy, what do you want?

Someone to talk to.

A friendly face.

Well, there's no one like that here.

Please leave. I have some studying to
do.

Well, can I watch?

Oh, please, please. I'll be quiet.

You won't even hear me breathe.

I won't breathe.

Sticky, knock it off.

Wait, there is something you can do for
me. Oh, name it. Anything.

Okay, there's something I need out of
the basement.

The big heavy trunk there.

It's dusty and it's covered with
cobwebs. And as soon as you bring it up

you gotta leave.

Thanks, Mal.

I knew you'd come around.

Oh, is it yucky in here.

Look at all these cobwebs.

These, uh, webs.

They remind me of the web. that you've
spun around my heart, Mallory.

Uh, let's get the trunk. Come on.

What's in here?

It's just Alex's old papers.

Must have used heavy ink.

What's going on? Open the door.

I'm trying, Mallory.

Well, just reach around and flip the
latch.

What latch?

Is that bad? Oh, Skippy, we're locked
down here now.

And my family's out all day, and then
they're staying overnight at my

grandmother's. You mean we're going to
be locked down here all night?

Yes.

Darn the lock.

Hi, how are you? Hi,

this is Andrew.

You remember Jennifer and Alex? Oh, he's
very cute.

Thanks, Marge got a new haircut.

This is Louis.

And this is Lois.

That's right, you had twins.

Oh, I don't know what I'd do if I had
twins.

That must be an awful lot of work, isn't
it?

Yes, it is a lot of work. But we're very
happy.

Hi, Jennifer.

Oh, it's good to see you again, Alex.
I'm glad you could come.

Oh, no problem. Our grandmother lives
near here, so we're just going to spend

the night there.

She has cable TV.

Yeah, and if she gets a VCR, we may
spend Christmas with her.

We have cable TV, too. 63 stations.

Really? Len, Leonard, Len.

Do you by any chance get Channel 31?

The Playboy Channel.

Yes, we do.

Is that what that is? I thought it was
religious programming.

first about the cable TV, and I want to
watch the hockey game. Well, that's on

channel 28. It's in the den. Jen, look,
hockey's overrated. Jen, they're all

men.

I guess his crying is a little
contentious.

You brought your babies?

I told you we were supposed to bring
Larry Jr., Susie.

Well, I'm sorry, Larry. I misunderstood
the invitation.

Wait a second, wait a second.

Two couple, three babies.

Hey, Susie, someone brought an extra.

No,

no,

Marge and Leonard had twins.

Oh, twins!

Oh, that's great.

And if Larry Jr.

were here, you'd see that he's a really
great baby, too.

Yeah, he really is.

Well, maybe we should run home and get
Larry Jr.

We could be back in two hours.

Don't be ridiculous, Susie. We're
already here without Larry Jr., thanks

Dad, Alex won't let me watch the hockey
game. Look, that's not true.

It's between periods, and I just wanted
to watch a few minutes of Congress in

session.

I've never seen naked congressmen
before.

I'm so proud to be an American.

Will you two knock it off? Well, tell
them to get me back to remote control.

Dead. I'm hanging out of there. Marge
Lois won't stop crying.

Well, what do you want me to do,
Leonard?

Reason with her?

A sea of babies. We're the only ones
without one.

Show them the pictures, Larry.

Pictures aren't the same thing as a real
baby. I mean, how can I show them the

picture?

I couldn't give that time.

It might have been my shoulder.

Don't worry about that, Skippy. Just
keep going.

No, Mallory, it's no use.

You haven't had any explosives on you?

I can't believe it. We're locked in the
basement.

We could run out of air.

Try not to think of it as a basement.

Think of this as a dungeon.

by the noble House of Handelman to
rescue you.

You're the beautiful damsel in distress,
and I am a knight.

You are an idiot.

What about that window?

It leads to the backyard, doesn't it?
It's nailed shut.

Well, at least no one can break in.

Oh, but that's where you're wrong,
Mallory.

Look at this.

What is that?

It's a package of cuppa soup.

Skippy, you're real dope. Where's the
cup?

Right here.

Where's the hot water?

I never tried it that way.

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

We've got heat.

We've got hot water. We've got soup.

We could live here.

Just make the soup, Skippy.

All right.

Stand back.

This is my first wet cup of cup of soup.

Let's see here.

Uh -oh.

What? Well, if you want my professional
opinion, I busted it.

Great, now we have no heat.

Well, don't worry now. It's probably
just a fuse.

Fuse? Do you know anything about fuses?

Are you kidding?

Mallory, they don't call me Handy
Handleman for nothing.

Now, stand back.

See here.

Uh -huh, uh -huh. Here's the culprit.
Here's the culprit. Uh -oh.

Nice going, Handy.

Now, we've got no heat.

And no light.

But we've got each other, Mallory.

Now,

I've almost got this figured out.

All I need is one more thing.

What? An electrician.

See,

if this were my hair dryer, what would
I...

You'd be drying your hair with a fuse
box.

Wait, what if I took this one out of
here?

Mallory, I wouldn't do that.

Don't. Put it in here.

Very nice.

We can see each other again.

I'm so grateful.

The only way we're going to get out of
here is the window.

There must be some way to open it. All
right, all right. Let me have a look at

it now.

Stand back.

Valerie, this may be the last time we
ever see each other.

Good.

Okay.

All right.

I got it open.

Boy, well, there's plenty of snow here
if we need it.

i'm sorry there's no way i can fit
through the bars maybe if i buttered

It's very important that we be in top
physical condition when we die.

Skippy, I'm just trying to keep warm.

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

Ow!

What's wrong?

It's my ankle.

It's an old Cub Scout injury.

Here, come on, sit down.

Come on.

Valerie,

I'm sorry.

This is all my fault.

I got it locked down here, and I goofed
up the window, and now I hurt myself.

Right when you need me the most.

Skippy, just relax. I can't relax.
Mallory, I'm supposed to be your knight.

Now, I've got to find something to keep
my damsel warm.

There's got to be something. What did
you say was in this trunk?

It's just Alex's old junk.

Mallory, there are clothes in here.

We can put them on and be warm.

That's what us knights are for.

It's too bad the babies are still
asleep.

I wonder if Larry Jr.'s asleep.

He looks so cute when he's sleeping.

Remember, Susie?

Well, you know, it is great getting
together like this. I was just saying to

Elise on the drive over here that we
really don't know each other that well.

I don't mean that she and I don't know
each other that well. I

meant all of us.

Well,

that's true. You know, during the Lamaze
classes, we didn't have much of a

chance to socialize, but now we can just
sit back and relax and talk.

That's right.

Right. Hey, and talk about something
other than baby.

So,

what did you

guys think of that election? Oh, boy,
we're pretty upset, let me tell you. Who

wants another four years with that guy?

We think he's doing a fine job.

That's right.

Well,

I don't... follow politics.

Then why did you bring it up, Larry?

I was just trying to make conversation.

I mean, let's face it, this party's
dying.

Are you sure this goes on this way?

Certainly am warm now, huh?

You know, we're lucky that your parents
like to get dressed up like chipmunks.

Skippy, I told you it was for a
Halloween party.

It's a good thing they didn't go as
nudists.

I can't believe this.

I don't mind freezing to death half as
much as the thought of being found

looking like this.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for something to eat.

I have a sudden craving for chestnuts.

My summer vacation by Alex P. Keaton,
age six.

This summer I went to the zoo.

It only cost 50 cents because I am a
minor.

It cost my parents a dollar because they
are majors.

One day I'd like to run to the zoo and
charge two dollars to get in with no

discounts for anybody.

Maybe we could warm up by setting this
on fire.

Bad Alex. Ouch!

What is it? It's my ankle again.

It really hurts.

Mallory, I think I'm going to need an
ankle transplant.

Why don't you sit down or something?

All right.

I didn't know you were so highly trained
for medical emergencies.

Why don't you put some ice on it?

Okay.

Um, which paw is it?

This one.

There, how's that?

Much better.

You know, Mallory, you'd make a good
veterinarian.

Fat chance of me ever being anything
important.

Well, you're not exactly dressed for
success.

What's that?

I found it in Alex's trunk.

It's a picture of your seventh birthday
party.

Oh. Here, take a look at this.

There's your parents, and there's Alex,
and there's Jennifer, and there's me.

Where am I?

You're the one in the corner sticking
your tongue out at me.

Oh, yeah, I remember that party. You had
to leave early because you swallowed a

party favor.

Oh.

We've had a lot of good times, Mallory.

Yeah, a lot of water under the bridge.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

In fact, I guess we all consider you
kind of an honorary Keaton.

You mean it?

Yeah, I'm used to you, Skippy.

Even though you're very annoying...

When you're not around, I kind of miss
you.

You do?

I didn't know that.

Now, I... I always feel like an
outsider.

Wherever I am.

You wouldn't know what I'm talking
about, would you?

Oh, don't be so sure.

See, sometimes I don't feel like I
belong anywhere.

You know...

Alex is real smart and Jennifer's great
at sports.

Andrew's cute and... I don't know. I'm
nothing special.

I'm just me.

Mallory, you've got to be kidding.

You are the most special person in the
whole world.

Thanks, Skippy.

You're kind of special in your own way.

Mallory?

Because of this kiss, I shall never wash
my face again.

And you'll never be kissed again.

Stephen, come on. They're down here in
the basement.

Try to imagine what series of events led
to this.

I'd rather not, Dad.

Aren't you going to ask us how our day
was?

Skippy, wake up.

Oh.

Oh, you should have let me sleep.

I was having the nicest dream.

I dreamt that I was in this big barrel
of macadamia nuts.

Let me ask you kids something.

Were you in chipmunk costumes when you
came down here?

No, no. Dad, we found them down here. We
put them on to keep warm.

No, no, no, no, it doesn't. All you do
is...

I'm really sorry. I didn't know.

I know this was a terrible night for
you.

Well, it... wasn't so bad.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

Good dog.