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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we did.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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Oh, oh, I'm telling you, Dad, from this
angle, here's the spitting image.
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I completely disagree, Alex. Dad, will
you come over to this side and take a
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look? Alex, that's enough.
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He does not look like Richard Nixon.
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Maybe someday.
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He is a sweet -looking baby. I can't
wait to take some pictures with this new
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camera. I don't know, Dad. I mean, not
so good with cameras.
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Alex, this talking camera is the easiest
camera in the world. Tells you what to
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do every step of the way. It is
foolproof.
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Load film now.
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Load film now.
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Uh, you want me to help you, Dad? Alex,
you're supposed to be helping me with my
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homework. It's important.
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Baby pictures are important, too.
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You know, my child psychology professor
says that without enough attention from
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the family, your baby can grow up self
-centered, maladjusted, even of
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intelligence.
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My light bulb's out in my bedroom. What
are we going to do now?
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Sometimes all three.
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Oh, good. We're all here for the
pictures.
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Mom, will you please help me with my
homework?
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Maybe later, honey. Your dad has this
new camera. He's anxious to use it. And
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it's all set and ready to go.
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Okay. First, we'll need...
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Mother and baby, then big sister and
baby, then mother, big sister and baby
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the sofa, and then the sofa by the
bassinet, maybe by the window with the
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Time out, time out. Look, there are five
regular people here, one baby. Now, the
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possible permutations of pictures with
the baby are 178.
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With each piece of furniture, the
number's going to go into the millions.
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Well, then we better get going.
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So let's start with mother and baby.
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Oh, that's perfect.
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I know it's wrong. You press this and
that and that.
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Film exposed.
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Why, you... Whoa, Dad! Whoa! Break it
up! Come on, break it up!
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Look, Dad.
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We'll talk to it, okay? We'll make it
understand.
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It lied to me, Alex.
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Will you three be quiet, please? I'm
trying to do my homework.
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Okay, come on. Let's get the group shot
now.
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Mother holding baby. Come on, everybody.
Take your places.
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Jennifer, you're blocking the baby.
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Well, this is what I always done for
family pictures.
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Where do you want him to stand now?
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Well, just move over to one side or the
other. It doesn't matter as long as that
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little guy's in the middle.
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Come on, Ted. Come on. Over here.
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Let's go. Let's get this one. Okay.
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Here we go. Smile.
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Thank you for making breakfast this
morning, Mallory. Andy kept me up most
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the night. Yeah, I heard.
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I'm sorry. Did he wake you up, too? A
little bit, but I don't mind.
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Out of all your sons, he's the one I'd
rather hear babble.
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Good morning, everybody.
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It's time for an empirical demonstration
of sensory influences on infants.
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See what I mean?
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What are you doing with that stuff,
Alex? Well, Mom, I just want to make
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that Andrew has all the proper
influences.
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The earlier he gets started, the better
athlete he's going to be.
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Yo, Andy, listen up. This big guy is a
football.
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This is what America is all about.
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Teamwork, competition, shaving points,
bone -crushing tackles, playing in pain,
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spitting blood.
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Enough baby talk, Alan.
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Where's Dad?
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He promised to take me to Christie's
today.
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He'll be back in a few minutes. He went
to get the baby pictures developed.
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Dad promised to take me.
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He'll be back in a minute. I don't want
to wait a minute. I want him now.
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I'm tired of waiting.
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He promised to take me. He promised.
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Take it easy, honey. He will be here.
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There he is. You get the pictures, Dad.
Yeah, but I had to wait 15 minutes for
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the store to open. I've had it. I'm
turning this kitchen into a dark room.
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Let me see. Let me see.
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Whoa.
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Who's that, huh? Who's that, huh?
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No, they have to steady, remember?
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Are you ready to go?
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I don't think so. I was so anxious to
get the pictures, I forgot to get
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I'll be down in a minute, huh?
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Yeah, I gotta get dressed, too.
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Oh, this is great.
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Oh, I should put him in the album. We
don't want to get fingerprints on him.
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you look after Andy for a minute, honey?
Yeah, sure, Mom.
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Give me a chance to quiz him on the
suicide blitz.
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Alex, will you help me with my math? I
have a test today.
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Come on, big guy. Listen, I'll show you.
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Alex, will you stop talking to the baby
for two seconds? Okay, okay.
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Ray, look what the baby did to my
homework. He spilled milk all over it.
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going.
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Mommy, Daddy, the baby spilled milk.
Jennifer, it's not the baby's fault.
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See, that's why I'm glad you're a guy.
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And we don't get upset over little
things like spilled milk.
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I'm going in to get Andrew.
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Stephen, that'll be the fifth time
you've picked him up since midnight.
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Elise, he's crying.
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Honey, we've been through this before.
If you pick Andrew up every time he
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cries, he's never going to stop crying.
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Does that mean when he's 30, he'll still
cry in his crib?
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Not if we bring him up right.
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Elise, how can you be so cruel?
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Four minutes is a big chunk of his life,
Liz.
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We are not going to spoil this baby,
Steven.
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Come on, let's go back to bed.
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Boy,
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has this kid got lungs.
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He's still crying, honey.
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I thought you didn't want to spoil him.
I don't, but I can't bear to hear him
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cry.
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Stop crying.
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Ah! Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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leap, not try and escape.
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We should try singing. We should try
anything. I've got to get... What are we
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going to sing?
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Something for a baby.
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Hey, do you know Let's Get Crazy by
Prince?
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It was our wedding song. Come on, I'm
not singing.
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We can work it out.
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I know we can.
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Now, what has stopped him from crying so
far?
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Well, we went in there to sing. He
stopped crying.
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Go in there to sing. Stop crying.
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When I brought him out here before he
stopped crying.
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Bring him out here.
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Stop crying. Okay, I've got it.
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What do you want to do?
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Wow,
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what do you think?
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Nice try, Dad.
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What's going on out here?
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Andrew's having trouble sleeping.
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Yeah, well, so am I. And I have to get
up early to finish the homework that he
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ruined. Honey, we're doing the best we
can.
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I have to get to sleep.
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But Andrew's just a baby. He's not
keeping you up on purpose.
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Oh, I'm not so sure.
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Bring it over here.
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Yes, I figured.
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Elise.
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Elise?
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Please.
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French toast?
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Vive la France!
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No, Elise. Not a French toast.
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French toast. You might as well... You
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might as well eat it. I can't reach it.
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Oh, come on, honey, honey, honey. Maybe
you should take a sip of this coffee.
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Mallory made it. I think it'll perk you
up.
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What?
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I eat five times the regular amount of
beans.
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Where's Jennifer?
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I saw her upstairs before. She looked
pretty upset.
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She thinks we've forgotten about her.
Oh, that's ridiculous. We haven't
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forgotten about her.
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As soon as, uh...
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Jennifer. Jennifer, it's down here.
We're going to have a talk with her.
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Well, if you ask me, I think she's
showing all the classic symptoms of
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regression syndrome.
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You know, in order to compete with Andy,
she's acting much younger than she
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really is.
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Did Alex regress when I was born?
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Well, let's see. He was two.
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Oh, yeah. For a couple of weeks, he
refused to tie his own tie.
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I wonder if I'll regress at all now that
Andrew's born.
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You're at ground zero now, Mallory.
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If you regress anymore, you're going to
disappear.
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Well, we have a problem, and we're going
to have to deal with it. Look, face the
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facts, Mom. When one has a baby late in
life, there's a tendency to become
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obsessed with said infant.
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Oh, come on. I don't think we're
obsessed with said infant.
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What do you think, Stephen?
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Morning, everyone.
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Oh, hi, Jenny.
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Hi, how are you feeling?
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Fine, fine.
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Jennifer, let's discuss what happened
last night.
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What happened last night?
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When you got mad and yelled at the baby.
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Oh, that.
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I was just tired, that's all.
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I'll see you guys later. I'm going to go
eat breakfast over at Christy's house.
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Very interesting.
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It's a fascinating subject, isn't it?
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She's not a subject.
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She's your sister.
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Look, I'm just trying to keep a detached
professionalism about this.
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Mr. Keaton?
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Hate to admit it, but maybe Alex has a
point.
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I mean, she didn't even peek at Andrew
when she came in here.
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All right, well, when she comes home
today, then we'll just sit her down and
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have a talk.
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Well, I don't know, Elise. This whole
thing could blow over. We could do more
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harm than good by having a whole big
discussion about it. Absolutely. All
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required here is a gesture of love.
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Slip her a hundred bucks.
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You can't show love by giving someone
money.
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Give her leg warmers.
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Maybe we should pay more attention to
her. Make her feel more special.
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Hey, hey, remember how she felt when we
threw that big birthday party?
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Maybe we could do something like that
and make her feel good again.
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All right, we can.
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Let's give her a special night tonight.
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She can plan the whole evening. We'll
have whatever she wants for dinner.
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play games. It'll be fun for all of us.
Keep a hundred bucks handy, though.
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Mom,
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this cake is great.
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Thank you, honey. I know you always like
triple -layer chocolate chip cake with
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double -fudge frosting.
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You know, I feel kind of funny about
everybody making such a fuss over me
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tonight.
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Want us to stop?
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Nope, I'm loving it.
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It's our pleasure.
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Is there anything special you want to do
after dessert?
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Let's play charades.
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I've got one. All right, let's go. Come
on.
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Happy moving.
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Three words. Excuse me, Jennifer.
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Hello. Oh, hi, Mom!
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Well, no, he really can't come to the
phone right now. He's sleeping.
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You know, I love those gurgling noises
he makes, but he's not making them now.
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He always falls for this.
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Okay, Mom, we'll talk to you later.
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Can you believe that?
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Grandma wanted to hear little Andrew's
gurgly sounds on the phone.
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I can't blame her. He's such a great
gurgler. Oh, he sure is.
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I was... Oh,
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Jennifer, you were acting on a movie,
right?
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Right. Yeah, come on. Come on, let's go.
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Yeah,
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right.
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Where's the baby powder?
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Next to the cotton balls.
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It's not there.
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I'll be right back.
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You ought to go up there, Mom. I mean,
we could play charades some other night.
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No way.
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Mallory and your father are perfectly
capable of handling this situation.
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They'll be right back.
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Go ahead, Jen. Go ahead with your
charade.
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All right.
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I got it. I got it.
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The McNeil -Lehrer report.
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He's okay. I think he just wanted some
company. Yeah.
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Jennifer, we're ready.
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Yeah. Yeah, a movie? Three words, right?
Right, and it's not the McNeil -Lehrer
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report.
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It's the second one.
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Have I ever seen this movie?
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Okay. Okay.
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So we know it's a cartoon.
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Bouncing moose.
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Whoa, did you hear that? It sounded like
a laugh.
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Come on, Mallory, that's impossible.
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He can't laugh. He's laughing. Look at
this.
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It's his first movie. It's a laugh.
273
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A laugh? No. Really?
274
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You think he can get into a laugh again?
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Hey, come on.
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He's smiling.
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That's his first real smile.
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I have to find a place where there are
no babies.
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I've already heard the baby laugh.
Thanks anyway.
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Fine if we come in.
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If you want.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to find a new place to live.
284
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The best I've come up with so far.
285
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New Jersey and Iceland.
286
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:04,270
What's it going to be?
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I'm leaning towards Jersey.
288
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About tonight, Jim.
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We're sorry.
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We wanted you to have a special night.
291
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It didn't work out that way.
292
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,350
Of course it didn't.
293
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,170
The baby started smiling.
294
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,570
Then laughing.
295
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Next he'll be sitting up. Then crawling.
296
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And he'll be eating solid foods and not
spitting it up?
297
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,030
How could I compete with that?
298
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,450
It's not a competition, Jennifer.
299
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:41,490
Honey, we know it was probably a mistake
to have a Jennifer night. It was phony.
300
00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:42,570
It was artificial.
301
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,470
I don't know what happened. I mean, I
was really looking forward to the baby
302
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:48,470
before I came.
303
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,790
Then when he got here, I felt...
304
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,170
In the way.
305
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,530
In the way?
306
00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:02,290
Now look, honey.
307
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,630
This is your home.
308
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We're your family.
309
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We'll never be in the way.
310
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:10,970
Do you still love me?
311
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,410
Honey, come on. Of course.
312
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:19,210
We just don't realize that we have to
remind you how we feel about you.
313
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,350
Maybe just once in a while.
314
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,960
Thanks for coming up here and telling me
all this stuff. Oh, forget it.
315
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,400
That's what parents are for.
316
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,240
To tell kids stuff.
317
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Hiya. Hi, Jen.
318
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,920
Hey, sorry about your night getting
spoiled, Jennifer.
319
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:45,240
Yeah, I was really looking forward to
playing charades.
320
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:47,900
But you hate charades.
321
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,900
I came up here to be nice. Give me a
break, Jen.
322
00:20:56,300 --> 00:21:00,220
Can you guys excuse us? I think, uh,
Jen, Andrew, and I have some things to
323
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,220
about. Oh, sure.
324
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:08,740
Uh, Andrew, listen, you're gonna hear a
lot of girl talk, so, uh, just nod a lot
325
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,740
like it makes sense.
326
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,020
You know, Jen, when you were first born,
I was jealous of you.
327
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,660
You were?
328
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:20,860
Sure.
329
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:24,100
You know, I got tired of hearing about
how cute you were and how much fun you
330
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,100
were to play with.
331
00:21:25,949 --> 00:21:26,949
How'd you get over it?
332
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:31,530
Well, pretty soon I realized that you
were cute and that you were fun to play
333
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,530
with.
334
00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:34,890
That's true, I am.
335
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:42,510
And then I realized that Mom and Dad
have enough love for all of us.
336
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:45,590
You're a great big sister, Mallory.
337
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:47,990
That's such a hard job.
338
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,810
You're going to be a great big sister,
too.
339
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,090
Maybe you ought to give him to me for a
while.
340
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:03,210
You guys look great together.
341
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,230
Andrew, can we talk?
342
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:17,330
This is a great time of your life.
343
00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:19,550
You're lucky.
344
00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:26,420
And you should enjoy it now because when
you grow up, That's around seven.
345
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,480
Things change.
346
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:35,320
You go from helpless and cuddly to a low
person on the totem pole.
347
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:42,520
You'll be expected to do the dishes,
take out the garbage, wash my bike.
348
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,400
Yesterday when I said I hated you, I
didn't mean it.
349
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,820
I'm sorry I said that.
350
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,120
You're my brother.
351
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,980
I love you.
352
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:03,480
Oh, Andrew, you're laughing. A real
laugh.
353
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,000
Oh, my gosh.
354
00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:54,990
Sit, Ubu, sit.
355
00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:56,410
Good dog.
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