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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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This is ridiculous.
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Where do they come up with this stuff?
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What's the matter, Alex?
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All freshmen are required to take a
humanities course.
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What's so bad about that?
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Well, the choices are absurd. I mean,
listen to this one. Humanities 1.
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Man, society, civilization, the
universe.
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How am I supposed to relate to this
stuff?
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Just don't talk in class and they'll
think you're one of them.
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Jennifer, I'm in college to learn about
money, not people.
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Alex, there's more to life than getting
rich.
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Jennifer, people who have money...
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Don't need people.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, Mallory, could you
possibly turn that up a little? I can
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still hear planes passing overhead.
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Sure.
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Hey, Mallory, look, help me out, will
ya? Hey.
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I'm trying to go over my college courses
here.
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You know, college, you might drive past
one someday.
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Stop it, Alex.
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That's the best that's ever sounded.
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Another day begins here at Happy Acres.
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I haven't even had my breakfast yet. I
don't want to know.
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I'm beginning to get curious.
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All right, okay, Dad.
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Mallory's music was driving me crazy,
and I overreacted.
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I'm a little tense this morning.
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Alex is just in a bad mood because they
want him to be a human at college.
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Jennifer, they don't want me to be a
human. They want me to take a humanities
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course. Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
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I don't know, Dad. Maybe you can help me
out with this. You have a commitment to
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social change and a love for the
humanities.
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Look, some of these courses look pretty
interesting, Alex.
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Why don't you sign up for Introduction
to Abnormal Behavior?
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You could skip the introduction.
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Hey, what about Psychology 3? I'm okay,
you're okay.
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First of all, you're not okay.
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And second of all, this is not a college
course. It's a Phil Donahue show.
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Well, okay, look, how about Sociology of
the Family or the Hotline? Hey, look,
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Marriage and the Family. Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute, Dad.
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Hotline, what's that Hotline?
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The Hotline, a phone -in counseling
center where students earn credits by
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handling callers' problems two nights a
week.
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Satisfies humanity's requirement.
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Yeah, you know, this could be perfect. I
can go to this Hotline twice a week. I
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can bring along my book, catch up on my
real courses.
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Stuff that has nothing to do with
people.
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Watch it, will you? Sorry, next time
I'll signal before I turn.
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Jarrett? Is that you, Jarrett?
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Keaton, what are you doing here?
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I go to school here. What about you?
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I go to school here, too. Hey, how'd you
get in? I thought they restricted the
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dull.
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Obviously not.
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So, uh, what are you doing in this
place?
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I mean, a hotline center's the last
place I figured I'd run into somebody
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you. Yeah, well, I'm, uh, I'm here, uh,
because I want to help, uh, what do you
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call it? People.
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You're more sensitive than I thought.
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Hey, Jared, did I mention the fact that
I won the McKinley Scholarship? Oh,
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that's not bad. I won the Stedman.
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I could have won the Stedman if I
applied. I just figured the McKinley was
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little more prestigious.
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Old grudges die hard, don't they, Keith?
What are you talking about, Jarrett?
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You still can't get over my beating you
in the regional spelling bee in the
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third grade.
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Hey, you didn't beat me. I simply
refused to spell Democrat.
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Well, it's nice to see you're both so
anxious. We like people with enthusiasm.
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I'm Janice Worthy. I'm James Jarrett,
regional spelling bee champion.
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This is Alex Keaton. Came in second.
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Ah, Alex, I see you're an economics
major. Most of the counselors here are
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psychology majors. I'm a psychology
major. I'll get to you in just a second,
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James.
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Um, so tell me, Alex, do you know many
emotionally disturbed people?
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Uh, just family.
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James, this resume is quite impressive.
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Worked with abused children, volunteered
at senior citizens' home, volunteer
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playground director.
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What'd you do in your spare time, train
guide dogs?
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Worked with guide dogs.
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Very... Yeah, he's a saint.
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Let me explain how we work around here.
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The hotline is a 24 -hour service for
Leland students with personal problems.
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Yeah, it's a terrific community service.
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And it also satisfies the humanities
requirements, right? That's right.
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Great. I'm ready. When do I start?
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Your training program will start
tomorrow.
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As you become more comfortable with the
job, we'll give you more
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responsibilities. You won't actually be
on the phone unsupervised for several
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weeks.
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But we'll still get credit.
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Yes, Alex, you'll get credit.
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Oh, there's one more thing.
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Trainees work in pairs. You two will
work as a team.
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Us? Yes.
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Any objections?
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No. No.
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I should be able to pull them through.
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Okay, Jennifer asked me another
question.
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What do you say to someone who calls
with severe personal problems?
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I told you never to call me here.
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No, it says speak in a soothing voice
and try to keep the caller on the line.
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close.
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Why don't you try a few practice calls,
Alex? You know, to help you get the feel
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of it.
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That's a good idea, Dad.
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Mallory, you've logged more phone hours
than anyone else in the family.
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Anyone else in the world.
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Why don't you give me a practice ring?
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Oh, okay.
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It's ringing.
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Hello, hotline. Why are you bugging me?
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I got a problem. Let me guess. It's a
boy. Right.
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Let me guess.
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You like him. He doesn't like you. No, I
don't like him. He doesn't like me.
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Then what's the problem?
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He's my brother.
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Sorry, your time is up.
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Whoa, that's James. I gotta go.
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Wait a minute, Alex. It says that you
shouldn't use your real name. You have a
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code name. Ah, good point.
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Wouldn't want any of these crazed losers
calling me at home.
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Thank you, Mother Teresa.
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Okay, well, it says here to pick a name
that's positive, something like faith,
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hope, or charity, but something that
accurately reflects your personality.
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How about greed?
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Nah, it's probably taken.
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Ah, hi, Ms. Worthy. Sorry, we're late.
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It was James' fault. Oh, thanks,
teammate.
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Anyway, we're here. We're ready to go.
Where is everybody?
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We're really understaffed tonight.
Allison and Peter have the flu. Robert
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midterm, and I was supposed to be out of
here an hour ago.
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Oh, gee, that's too bad. I guess that
means you're going to have to close down
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tonight, huh?
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We'll still get credit for showing up,
though.
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We're not going to have to close. Tim
will be here any minute for your
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session. Oh, great. Tim's good. Yeah,
great. I love Tim.
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He makes us work hard.
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All right, boys. See you tomorrow.
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Good night.
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Well, I don't know about you, but I'm
going to get some work done.
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Listen, Alex, I'm going to run up to the
snack bar. Can I get you anything?
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No, I'm fine.
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Hey, all right, man. I was buying.
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Bring me back one of everything.
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Kitty.
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Yeah, hi, Tim. How you doing? Why didn't
you use your code name?
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Uh, sorry.
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I forgot.
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Don't let it happen again.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, Tim, is that the only reason you
called? No. My car broke down.
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It'll be at least an hour before they
fix it. Just close up and go home. We'll
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make up the session tomorrow.
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Okay, great.
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Uh, oh, Tim, uh, one more thing. Yes,
Alex. You'll get credit for showing up.
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Okay.
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Yeah, Gandhi speaking.
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Gandhi?
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Yeah, Gandhi.
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I must have the wrong number. I wanted
the hotline.
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No, no, no, no.
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Don't hang up. Hold on. This is the
hotline. I just... call myself Gandhi
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because it's a code name. Alright?
What's your problem?
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My name is Bill.
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Just plain Bill.
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And I need some help here.
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I think I think I'm gonna kill myself.
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James, it's for you!
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You must have been very thirsty.
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A guy called who wants to kill himself.
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Okay, okay, take it easy.
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What did you tell him?
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I put him on hold.
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You what?
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Hello, thank you for calling the
hotline.
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This is Gidget.
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Gidget?
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Yeah? That doesn't exactly inspire
confidence.
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Where's the other guy? Where's Gandhi?
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I'm here too, Bill. We're both here,
Gidget and Gandhi.
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All right, let's try to be calm. Let's
just try to be rational.
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What's the problem?
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thinking about my life, you know?
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How's it going?
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I've been better.
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You know, I spent all last week trying
to come up with just one good reason to
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live, and I couldn't do it.
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All right, okay, uh, look, let's, let's
get, uh, let's think of the things that
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make us happy, okay? Uh, books, uh,
plays, uh, music, uh,
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movies, movies. There's, there's a
great... James Bond Festival over at the
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North Town.
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Oh, yeah? What's playing?
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Oh, Live and Let Die.
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Nice going, Alex.
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Hey, you think you could do better?
Yeah, I do. Let me talk.
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Hey, no, wait a minute. I answer the
phone. Hey, guys, what's going on? I'll
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talk. Give me that. No, no, hey, Jared,
hey.
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Well, it's been 15 minutes.
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He hasn't called.
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What could he be doing?
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Don't answer that.
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All right.
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Let's just review the conversation, and
we'll try and we'll figure out what went
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wrong. Right. Okay.
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Uh, he called.
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He said he wanted to kill himself.
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I put him on hold.
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We suggested he go to a James Bond
movie.
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And then we hung up on him.
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Yeah,
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hotline. Is that how you help? A guy
says he's gonna kill himself and you
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up on him?
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Bill, Bill, you're back.
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Bill, sorry, it was an accident.
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Now, are you feeling any better?
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No.
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Worse.
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Now, this is just off the top of my
head, but I was thinking.
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Life can be a wonderful and splendid
thing.
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Hey, are you reading this out of a book?
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No.
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No. No.
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Don't be silly, Bill. I'm just winging
this.
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Let's reflect for a moment on all the
positive aspects in one's life.
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We can do that, can't we?
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Insert name.
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You are reading this out of a book.
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I'm a person, not a hypothetical case.
If you keep reading that book, I'm
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hanging up.
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Look, Bill, give me a break, okay?
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I'm new at this. I don't know what to
say.
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Yeah, well, I'm new at this, too, but
you don't see me reading out of a book.
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Listen, uh, Bill.
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Uh, can you hold for a second? Oh,
great.
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No, no, I promise you I won't hang up.
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Okay, but hurry up. I don't have all
night.
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What are we gonna do? He won't let us
use the manual.
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Well... Well, we'll just have to be
ourselves.
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And, uh...
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Then, Bill, in 1978, I entered junior
high school.
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Had to take a school bus for the very
first time.
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Of course, it didn't phase me.
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Uh, Bill?
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Uh, you still there?
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Yeah, I'm still here.
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I'm bored, but I'm...
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You know, you're wasting your time.
Nobody cares about me. Hey, we do.
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And we're going to stay on this phone as
long as you want us to.
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Come on, you're just two guys who work
at the hotline and happen to show up on
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the wrong night.
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I don't even know your real names.
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Alex Keaton.
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James Jarrett.
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I didn't think you'd tell me.
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Isn't that against the rules?
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Hey, Bill, at a time like this,
everything just goes out the window.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Look, I know you guys are really trying,
but you still haven't told me why I
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should keep living.
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Think of the good things.
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Think of falling snow.
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Think of falling in love. I know.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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No, silver's down this week. Say every
cloud has a zinc lining.
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Hey, see that, man? You're laughing.
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I tell you, people who have really given
up on life, they can't laugh.
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That wasn't a laugh. That was a chuckle.
Oh, come on, come on. That was a laugh.
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I know a laugh when I hear one, and you
laughed.
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All right, I laughed. Sue me.
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Come on, Bill, if you're laughing...
thing you must be smiling and and if
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smiling you must be starting to feel
good and you cannot kill yourself when
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you're feeling good it spoils the mood
look i know you guys are really trying
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you know but it's no use i i just i hate
life i hate feeling empty every day i i
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hate feeling sorry for myself i what
what is it
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Bill, everybody gets scared.
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Do you?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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When?
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Hey, look, I thought we were supposed to
be talking about you, not me.
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Oh, I get it. I have to answer your
questions, but you won't answer mine.
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No, it's just that it's not easy for me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I do. I get scared.
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When?
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Mostly at night.
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You know, when the health is real quiet
and I start thinking about my
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future.
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I do. I get scared.
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Why should that scare you? You told me
you've always succeeded in everything.
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i have and uh that's why i get scared
you know because i'm afraid i might fail
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and uh and if i fail i don't know how
i'd
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handle it so i can't let myself fail i
keep pushing
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myself to do better and better and i
keep trying harder and harder and i'm
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afraid that if i stop
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Go on. What are you afraid of?
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I'm afraid that if I slow down and I
stop
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being the best and the brightest and the
wittiest, that
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I'll be nothing.
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Wow. That's exactly how I feel
sometimes, like I'm nothing.
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Well, we all feel that way sometimes.
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But we ride it out. We work at it. We
fight the bad feelings.
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Look, Bill, you called here, right? I
mean, you reached out. You don't want to
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die.
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And we don't want you to die.
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Do you really think every cloud has a
zinc lining?
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Absolutely.
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I'm going to hang up now.
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What do you mean, Bill?
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I mean, I want to hang up so I can get
some sleep. You know, then I can be
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and think this through and find another
way to deal with it tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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Did you say tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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Did you hear that, James?
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I heard him.
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We were afraid we goofed up, you know,
because we're new and we're so unsure of
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ourselves. I kind of like that.
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It made me feel superior.
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You guys are good, though, don't you?
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Oh, thanks.
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But as good as we are, there are people
who are better.
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You have to get some professional help.
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I know.
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I will.
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to find somebody better than Gandhi and
Gidget.
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Thanks guys.
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Let's go, Keaton.
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It's really something, man.
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What's so bad you thought?
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You know, listen, about all that stuff
that I said, you know, about being
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and all that.
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Yeah?
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Well, you know that I was just saying
that.
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Oh, yeah, I know. I know you don't get
scared.
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Uh,
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James, can you keep the lights on?
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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