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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without her?
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lost your touch.
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Thank you. I'm so rusty. I must have
plucked 20 bad notes. Oh, come on, Mom.
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you didn't. I counted 23.
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I only counted 19.
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That's as high as you can count.
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Listening to you really reminded me of
the old days, Elise.
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Makes me want to go out and boycott some
lettuce.
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Did you know my mom used to be a folk
singer?
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I wasn't really a folk singer, honey.
Occasionally, I'd pick up a guitar or
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Oh, don't be so modest, Elise. Kids,
when we were in college, your mother
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to perform every Thursday night. It was
in a tiny, jam -packed, smoke -filled
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coffee house, two floors underground.
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The Age of Darkness Cafe.
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Sounds like a fun place.
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I remember Wednesday was Anarchist
Night. People in favor of violent
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of the government got a free cocktail.
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Hey. Do you remember that time we came
there after the rally? Oh, no, Andy,
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don't get started. Don't get started.
We've got to go.
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You know, Elise, you really could have
made a career out of singing. Why didn't
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you ever follow up on it?
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Not a family to raise, another career to
build. Singing was never more than a
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hobby. A passing interest.
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You did have a pretty decent following,
though, didn't you?
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A decent following? Elise, everybody who
heard you thought you were going to be
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the next Joan Baez or Judy Collins. Oh,
you sing great, Mom.
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I bet you could have been the next Joan
Collins.
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Judy Collins, honey, and your dad is
exaggerating. Oh, no, he isn't. You were
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really something special, at least.
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The world may have gained an architect,
but lost a great singer.
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Maybe you could have combined the two.
You could have been the singing
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architect.
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I ought to watch A Great Mind at Work.
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You know, Elise, I just got an idea.
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Andy and I went to a new nightclub
downtown called The Top Spot. They have
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comedians and musicians and singers.
There's no Age of Darkness Cafe, but it
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fun. Maybe we could all go sometime.
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Oh, sounds good. Good.
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Oh, we've got to go.
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Thank you. Okay.
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Bye -bye.
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Good seeing you.
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Bye. And you, baby. Time for bed.
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Good night, Mom. You were great. Thank
you.
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Dad, will you tuck me in, please? Oh,
come on, I'll tuck you in.
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I'm going to go to bed early, too.
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Alex is giving me a driving lesson
tomorrow.
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That's right. Tomorrow we're going to
work on opening the car door.
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Alex, stop selling. I want to actually
drive.
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Look, Mallory, you know, you may be
carrying packages sometime.
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You ever think of that? Opening the car
door is not always easy.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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It's a pleasure to be here tonight.
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Oh, you're a beautiful audience.
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Hi, Mel.
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Hi.
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Hi, Mel.
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How's the driving lesson go? Great. I
think I'm a natural -born driver.
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Where's Alex?
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How's the lesson go?
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I thought I'd never see this house
again.
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Oh, Alex, don't be so melodramatic.
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Oh, don't worry, Mallory. I don't blame
you. It's not your fault.
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I just assumed that when you saw a red
sign marked stop, you'd take it at face
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value.
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I told you I didn't see the sign.
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Right? How could you? You were going in
reverse.
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Oh, come on, Alex. It couldn't have been
that bad.
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It wasn't, Dad. Alex just has no
patience. He was yelling at me the whole
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I wasn't yelling at you.
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I was yelling at a cop. to shoot her on
tires.
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You're not being very helpful, Alex.
Your sister needs a patient, tolerant
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teacher. Will you take me tomorrow, Dad?
Sure, Mallory. I'll be glad to.
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You might need this.
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What is that?
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Hi, honey. You're late. Where have you
been?
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Oh, I'm glad you asked that question.
question.
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Are you going to answer it?
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You're not going to believe this, but on
the way home from work today, I stopped
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in at the top spot and I have an
audition tomorrow afternoon.
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You want to hold down the enthusiasm a
bit? Oh, honey, honey, that's great.
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How are you going to be a singer, Mommy?
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Are you going to quit your job?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold the
phone.
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Nobody's quitting any jobs around here.
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People got kids to support. They got a
boy to put through college.
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I'm not going to quit my job. It's just
I had such a good time last night
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singing and reminiscing about the past
that I just was thinking how nice it
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would be to perform again.
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In front of people?
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Well, that's the basic idea, Mal.
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Well, Mom, I think you're a great
singer, but you're a mother.
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I try to keep a low profile on that.
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I just thought, why not? I mean, what
have I got to lose?
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Your mother is very brave to try
something like this, kids. It is very
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to pursue your dreams, no matter how
great the odds against you may be.
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Sort of like you trying to get a
driver's license.
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Now, Corky, don't you think you've
talked enough? Why don't you try
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for a change?
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Well, I'm certainly not going to listen
to a dummy like you.
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Hey,
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Corky, I hear you got a new girlfriend.
Is that true?
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Oh, Dennis, she's the greatest. Her skin
is so soft, when I touched her, I only
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got three splinters.
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Okay, Dennis, you were great.
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Hey, what about me? Oh, you were... You
guys crack me up.
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Pretty soon you're going to be able to
kiss that dishwashing jug goodbye.
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Well, we got to dump that. He washes and
I dry.
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All right.
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All right, you're the opening act. We do
two shows a night.
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$50 a week.
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Congratulations. Thank you, Uncle Luke.
Thank you, Uncle Luke.
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I don't know, Stephen.
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What if he doesn't like me?
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Of course he'll like you. He liked
Dennis and Corky, didn't he?
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Are you saying I'm as bad as they are?
Of course not.
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I never see your lips move.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I'm Stephen Keaton. This is my wife,
Elise.
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She sings.
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What do you do? I manage a public
broadcasting station.
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Okay, Stephen, you'll follow the
juggler.
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It's a joke.
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He's here for moral support. I'm the one
with the audition.
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Okay. Ah, Leith Keaton. Folks, we're
ready for you.
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Right up there.
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Thank you.
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Good luck, honey.
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Thank you.
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the world today we tend to forget about
people who have less we're less
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fortunate than we are we take things for
granted we don't realize how lucky we
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are excuse me miss why are you telling
me these things look if i want to feel
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guilty i'll call my mother
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here and we'll talk, okay?
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You were great, honey. Did you think so?
Well, look at Lou. He is visibly moved.
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So, how'd they do?
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You definitely didn't think.
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I mean that.
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Welcome to show business.
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Start Saturday.
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Two shows a night, $25 a week.
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Oh, what?
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Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute. You're paying
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Dennis and Corky $50 a week.
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Of course. There are two of them.
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Jennifer, I just had my best driving
lesson ever. I'm really getting good at
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this. Maybe when you get your license,
you could take me to school and stuff.
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Sure, I'll be driving all over town.
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I explained to you, officer.
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confused. Excuse me, Dad, but I didn't
get the pedals confused. I got my feet
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confused.
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Mallory, let me handle this, please.
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Dad! She violated almost every traffic
ordinance known to man.
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She made a few little mistakes.
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Hey, Dad?
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What are you doing in the front yard?
Alex, put that back, please.
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Oh, Mallory's driving lesson.
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Gotcha. I'll just put this with the
other stuff. Alex?
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Officer, please, if you come down hard
on her now, you'll destroy her
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confidence.
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I tell you what, just this one time, I'm
going to let her go.
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But please, keep her off the street.
She's really not a bad driver. She has a
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lot of potential.
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So, Dad, what time tomorrow are we going
to go driving?
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Mallory, you're my daughter, and I love
you very much, but I'm never getting
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into an automobile with you again.
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Which one of these do you think I should
wear tonight?
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I told you, you gotta go casual.
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Could you wear something with a veil?
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Mallory, why are you so embarrassed
about this? Your mother has always loved
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sing. She misses doing it, and it's
important for her to try it now.
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Well, when Allison Weber's mom was going
through a midlife crisis, she just went
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to law school.
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When Nancy Hefner's mom was feeling
blue, she ran off with the college
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sophomore.
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Let her sing.
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Going through a midlife crisis. I just
want to do something that I haven't done
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in years.
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Midlife crisis.
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Classic.
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Hey, have you chosen a stage name yet?
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A stage name?
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Yeah, something with a little more
pizzazz, something other than Keaton. I
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thinking Elise L 'Amour.
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Alex, she's a folk singer, not a
stripper.
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All right, all right, how about, uh...
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Ramblin', Elyse L 'Amour.
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No, thanks, Alex.
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Come on, Elyse, you better get dressed,
huh?
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Well, honey, I'm just having trouble
with this land. Oh, I love that song.
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Can you sing it now?
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Well, I could show you the practice.
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Let me see.
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This land is your land.
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This land is my land.
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From the redwood forest. Honey, I'm from
California, right?
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This land is your... California.
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Start again. Start again. Pick it up a
little bit.
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This land is your land.
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This land is my land.
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From California to the New...
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the century.
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Sounds like beat it or murder by
numbers.
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Ah,
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those old standards.
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You know, mom, amazingly enough, Mallory
may have a point.
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You should at least be ready with one of
those songs.
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How does one go?
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Just do blowing in the wind first and
keep the in -ears flying and then go.
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you just do it the way you rehearsed it.
You'll be wonderful.
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Count your blessings, knothead. There
are very few ventriloquist acts around
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these days.
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Yeah, you're right. There are a lot of
dummies out of work.
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You could be next.
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Hey, pal, you're moving your lips.
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I'll stop if you will.
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came into our Wednesday audition and
really knocked us for a loop and a half.
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So put your hands together.
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Let's have a warm, top spot welcome for
Miss Elise Keaton!
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Come on! Woo!
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Woo! Come on!
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My name is Elise Keaton.
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I'm a singer.
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Actually, I'm an architect.
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But I can't very well come up here and
drop pictures of houses for you, can I?
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Well,
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I'd like to dedicate this first set to a
man who changed the course of my life.
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A man named Woody Guthrie.
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I'm just one person.
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Maybe we'll try something else.
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upset. Come on.
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I was so horrible.
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Isn't that funny?
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I thought you were just great. You sang
beautifully, Elise.
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Yeah, really, Mom.
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The crowd just wasn't ready for you,
Mom. They were too concerned.
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You're very kind, but I just wasn't any
good.
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I was rusty. I should have rehearsed
more.
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I just didn't sing well.
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Mrs. Keaton?
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I thought you were wonderful myself.
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Great vocal ability.
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It's your material, honey, that's all.
Mind your own business, Corky.
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No, let him speak.
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Well, it's the songs you're singing.
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It's not what everyone today wants to
hear.
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They have too much meaning.
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Sure, you and I can relate to them. But
what about guys like Dennis here?
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I gotta admit, I couldn't follow it.
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But those are the songs I want to sing.
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Then sing for your own pleasure. Forget
the audience.
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If you believe in yourself, they'll
believe in you.
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Corky makes an excellent point, Elise.
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Thanks, Steve. Let's have lunch.
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Elise.
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Steven, please don't try and talk me
into going back out there.
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That was so horrible.
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So frightening.
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She'd never have done it in the first
place.
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It all came back with a rush.
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What did?
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Sitting in clubs like this.
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Watching you up there.
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Listening you sing.
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Cheering you on. Hoping you'd sing
another.
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Loving your voice.
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Loving you.
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I love you so much, Dan Steven.
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I love you even more now.
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But that's separate from this.
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See, I made a mistake.
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I can't go home again.
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I'm such a jerk.
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I was out there trying to recapture
something. It's over.
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I'm too old for this, you know.
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It had its time and so did I.
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I'm such a fool.
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There's another audience at 10 o 'clock.
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They don't know what a fool you made of
yourself. I, for one, promise not to
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tell them.
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Look, like Corky said, go on out there
and do it for yourself.
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For your own pleasure.
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You can go home again, Elise.
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You may not like what's happened to the
neighborhood, but you can go home.
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Do it, Elise.
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You won't be alone.
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Your best friend will be with you.
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As you can see, he cannot see a thing,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Not a thing.
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Can you see anything? Nothing. How many
fingers am I holding up? Uh, two.
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The amazing Corky. How does he do it?
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Thank you and good night. Thank you.
Dennis McCain, Corky. Let's hear it for
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him.
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Now, I'd like to introduce the little
lady who made her debut here this
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And here she is again for her second
debut.
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Miss Alice Keaton.
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The 60s.
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Anyone out there remember the 60s?
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We tried to ban the bomb and beautify
America.
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And we sang songs, folk songs, songs of
social protest.
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And I'm going to sing a few of those for
you tonight.
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And we'll just see how it goes.
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I'd like to dedicate this first set to a
man who changed the course of my life.
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A man named Stephen Keaton.
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Come gather round, people.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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Good dog.
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