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I bet we've been together for a million
years.
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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.
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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we hid.
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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do?
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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without her?
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knew this was the one for us the moment
I backed into it with the car.
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We get more things that way.
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Oh, look, it's starting to snow.
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Oh, that's perfect. Snow on Christmas
Eve.
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What could be better?
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They can put a man on the moon, but they
can't stop this white slob from falling
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out of the sky.
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Merry Christmas to you, too, Alex.
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Take it easy with the Merry Christmases,
will you, Ma?
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This holiday is a silly, sentimental
farce. It's phony.
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People just pretend to have this so
-called Christmas spirit.
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We can't all have this natural yuletide
verb that you possess.
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Do you remember you got the cough syrup
for Jennifer?
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No, I forgot. I'll get it tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's Christmas, Alex.
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Yeah, so?
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So the stores will be closed.
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All day?
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Boy, this thing is really getting out of
hand.
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Look, sorry I forgot. I'll tell you
what. If this thing gets any worse, I'll
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take you to the emergency room myself.
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All right.
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But don't try to count that as my
present.
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Can't be the present he gave me last
year.
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I gave you a present last year?
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Yeah, you took the garbage out for me.
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Right, right. Well, uh, don't expect any
of that sloppy sentiment this year.
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Oh, that reminds me. Listen, I know it's
kind of late, but can we make an
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arrangement here?
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Uh... I say we don't exchange gifts this
year. Huh? How about it?
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A heartwarming thought, Alex.
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But we've already got our gifts for you.
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Ah.
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You know, Alex, just because you're an
old Scrooge, why do the rest of us have
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to suffer?
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Because we're family, Jennifer.
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We do things together.
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All right, I think it is time to take a
picture. Everybody.
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Take your positions for the traditional
Keaton Christmas photo.
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Come on, join us, Alex. You know your
spot. Come on, Alex. The timer is set.
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You've got 11 seconds. Forget it. Forget
it. I refuse to participate in this
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ridiculous ceremony for a ridiculous
holiday. I can't believe you got the
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old stupid poses.
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Oh, and don't try airbrushing me in
later.
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Merry Christmas.
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Christmas cheer.
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Jesus. Just another holiday?
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You don't see people falling all over
themselves on Columbus Day.
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Hey!
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Hi, Mr. Heaton. Christmas cheer to you,
sir.
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Get off the lawn before I call the cops.
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And take the rest of those clowns with
you.
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Oh, sorry, Reverend.
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Greetings. God bless you, Alex.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What is wrong with these people?
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You show them a little snow, they break
into song about chestnuts nipping at
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your nose.
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Christmas. Bah!
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What are you doing here?
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I am not Jennifer.
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I am the ghost of Christmas Path.
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Yeah, and I'm Ed McMahon.
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Get out of here, will you? You're
smoking up the whole room.
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On second thought, why don't you sit
down?
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Arise, Alec, and come hither, for I am
charged with showing you the true
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of Christmas.
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Hey. I'm not coming hither. Uh -uh. No
way.
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Alex, come hither.
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I'm coming hither.
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I'm hither.
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A ghost, huh?
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Of course I'm a ghost.
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If I were a person, I would have come
through the door.
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Where are we going?
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Just grab my sleeve.
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We're going to a place you know.
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Hey, look out for the wall. Whoa.
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The living room? You got me out of bed
to show me the living room? Wait a
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minute. What's with this furniture?
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This isn't our living room.
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Yes, it is. Ten years ago on Christmas
morning.
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Hey,
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it's Mom.
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Hey, Mom.
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Mom, over here. It's me, Alex.
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She can't hear you, Alex.
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She can't see you either.
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Oh, Mom, I've been looking all over for
you.
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Hey. Hey, that's me.
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That's me.
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I finished balancing your checkbook,
Mom.
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Oh, thank you, Alex.
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I started on your tax returns, but I
can't do much until you get your W -2s.
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I don't want to repeat what happened
last year.
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Yeah, I'm sorry about that, Alex. That
was our fault.
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Yeah, but I'm the one that sweated out
the audit.
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That's Mallory.
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We've had a way with words.
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In a minute, honey.
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Mallory, all you think about are opening
the presents. Can you please exercise a
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little discipline and self -control?
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I already exercised today. So there,
Alex.
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Never was an even match, was it?
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Alex, please don't turn on the TV. We're
going to open the presents in a minute.
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Mom, this won't take long. There's
something I have to see.
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And further evidence emerged today
linking President Nixon...
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the Watergate break -in of last year.
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This is a witch hunt.
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The perfect human innocent man. Look at
that.
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Is that the face of a crook?
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Alex, turn off the set. He's spoiling my
Christmas spirit.
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Come on, now, sit up here.
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Mallory.
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Getting too smart for me. Actually, I
better stick with Jennifer.
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That's how it began.
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You can't open yours now, Alex.
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No, you open your presents first.
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That's the real joy, watching other
people enjoy your presents.
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Hear that, Alex?
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I heard it, I heard it. Hey, I have an
idea. Before we open the rest of the
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presents, let's take a picture around
the tree.
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Yeah. Okay, the camera's all set.
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Let's pose like we're decorating it.
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singing. It's so nice. I don't want to
go yet.
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I'm sorry.
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Can't we stay just a little longer,
please?
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No, we can't.
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Regulations, Alex.
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That was beautiful.
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That was really beautiful. Can we go
back there later?
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I'm sorry.
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You can't go home again.
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Well, here we are, home again.
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thing tonight.
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Look, I realize I may have gone a little
overboard earlier this evening.
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Maybe I have lost some of my youthful
zest for Christmas.
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And I feel badly about it, and I'm gonna
change.
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That's good to hear.
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Okay, so, uh, Merry Christmas to all,
and to all, particularly you,
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a good night.
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Uh, you mind closing the wall behind
you?
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Oh, no. You too, Mallory?
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My shift is over, Alex.
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She's here to relieve me.
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I don't believe this.
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Farewell.
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I hope someone gets me a smoke alarm for
Christmas.
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Arise, Alex, and come.
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I know. I'm hither. I'm hither.
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I am the ghost of Christmas future.
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Uh, look, can we do this later? I just
got in from Christmas past, and I'm a
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little tired.
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You must go, Alex. You must see what the
future holds.
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Am I going to like it? I don't think so.
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Then I don't want to go.
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You have no choice.
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Welcome to the future, Alex.
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What a dump.
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This can't be our house.
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How did this happen?
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The Keaton family fell upon hard times,
Alex.
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All of us?
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Oh, you're okay. You live in New York
now. You're a very wealthy man.
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What a shame about the family.
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Just how wealthy am I?
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Hey, that old lady looks like Mom.
That's Mom.
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She's all spruced up for Christmas.
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What's with the laundry?
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Oh, that's how they eke out in existence
now. Mom takes in people's laundry.
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Tom, look at this tree!
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Is that a tree?
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How do you like it?
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Wonderful!
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The most beautiful tree we've had in
years.
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Why didn't I buy him a better tree? You
said I had a lot of money.
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Uh, by the way, when you said a lot of
money, did you mean like, uh... Alex,
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that's not important.
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Right, right.
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Hello, Mother.
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Whoa, she really put on weight.
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She's pregnant, and I think she looks
radiant.
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Where's her husband?
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Oh, he's in debtor's prison. You put him
there. He couldn't repay the money you
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lent him for his grandmother's
operation.
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Jennifer's home from work early today.
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Park your wheelbarrow outside, honey!
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Wheelbarrow? She sells dirt.
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What's the matter with her voice?
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She has a very advanced sore throat.
She's had a cold for 30 years now.
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I'm trying to save up for some cough
syrup.
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Jennifer, I'm sorry. I meant to get you
the cough medicine. I really did.
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Forget it, Alex. She can't hear you.
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What a beautiful tree.
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It's a terrible tree.
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Why didn't Dad just back over a tree
like he used to do?
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No car.
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That wheelbarrow's our only means of
transportation.
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Let's decorate it.
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Do we still have our tinsel? Right,
right, right here.
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It's beautiful.
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Oh, why?
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Why are you crying?
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new one, Jennifer, I promise.
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of holy
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trying to eke out an existence in a
depressed economy.
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Are you still harping about losing your
job?
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No, I thought it over and I decided you
were right to fire me.
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Oh, will you stop that infernal c...
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like the other four.
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Well, as long as you don't expect me to
treat them like family.
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Oh, Alex is right, Mallory.
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He's been so good to us already with
this visit and the laundry.
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Well, I'm glad you enjoyed my company.
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I don't feel comfortable here.
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I'm ashamed of all of you. Merry
Christmas.
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Wait, wait a minute. These people need
food.
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You can't leave them like this.
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Listen to me.
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Come back here. Look, I'm your... I'm
you.
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Ciao.
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Save your breath, Alex. You can't be...
Wait a minute. Come back here, you...
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Come back. Give him some money.
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Boy, I didn't enjoy that at all.
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Not a pretty picture, eh, Alex?
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Horrible. Tell me, Mallory, I got a
note.
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Does that future have to be? Can I
change it?
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I don't want to be bald.
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Relax, Alex.
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The future is the only thing you can
change.
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I can.
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What do I have to do? Tell me.
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Be good to your family. Share your good
fortune with others.
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And most importantly, massage your scalp
every night.
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I will.
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I promise.
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Oh, thanks.
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Thanks for showing me the jerk I've been
in the past and the jerk I'm going to
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be in the future.
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And don't forget the jerk you are in the
present.
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Can we open the presents yet?
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Can't we? Please, please, please,
please, please.
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All right, maybe just a couple.
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We could open mine.
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Maybe that's his present to us.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas!
256
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Alex. Hey, can't fool Dad.
257
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What have you been?
258
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Shopping. You know, I realized it was
Christmas morning.
259
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And I had no way of showing how I feel
about all of you.
260
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How much I care about you. How important
you are to me on this day of days.
261
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Maybe the beard's on too tight.
262
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What's in the bag?
263
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Presents. Something for everyone.
264
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,590
Now, you gotta keep in mind with these
gifts that it's the thought that counts,
265
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okay? The only place open this morning
was the 7 -Eleven.
266
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Dad, Merry Christmas.
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A cup of coffee.
268
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Alex, how did you know?
269
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You've been hinting all year.
270
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,980
Mallory?
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Alex.
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Beef jerky.
273
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You must have read my diary.
274
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For you, Mom. It was the last one.
275
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A TV guide.
276
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I'm speechless.
277
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Hey, you don't have to speak. You can
read.
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Here.
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A six -pack of cough syrup.
280
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You are never selling dirt while I'm
alive.
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Sure.
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What else is in here, Alex?
283
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
284
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Balls no more.
285
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Massaging the scalp every night.
286
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Alex,
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this is a very nice surprise.
288
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You know, last night, I learned a little
something about myself.
289
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I realized I've been missing out on
something.
290
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And I have, uh...
291
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I have Mallory and Jennifer to thank for
it.
292
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Oh, oh, my God, one more thing.
293
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I found a one -hour laundry open.
294
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I had everyone's clothes cleaned and
pressed.
295
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I don't want you to ever do laundry
again.
296
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One more thing.
297
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Allison, what has gotten into you?
298
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I'm happy.
299
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Can't a guy be happy at Christmas?
300
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I mean, look.
301
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Look at this house.
302
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There's no laundry hanging across the
room.
303
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We have a tree with real needles.
304
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Jennifer's clean.
305
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:36,270
Mallory's not pregnant.
306
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:38,290
What?
307
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I said, Mallory's not president.
308
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:44,100
But hey, in this country, she could be.
309
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I just want you all to know that, uh,
you're the most important people in the
310
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world to me.
311
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And I know I don't show it sometimes,
but I love you all very much.
312
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Merry Christmas.
313
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Alice.
314
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All right, it is time for a picture.
315
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:13,680
All right, I guess we don't have to be
so formal this time. Just pose any way
316
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,659
you want.
317
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:18,000
Wait a minute. Dad, this is Christmas
morning. We've got to do this right.
318
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Traditional Keaton Christmas positions.
319
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All right. Okay.
320
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Hurry up. Careful, honey.
321
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Got it? Oh, yeah.
322
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
323
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Good dog.
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