All language subtitles for family_ties_s01e18_i_gotta_be_ming

I bet we've been together for a million
years.

And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

What would we do, baby, without us?

What would we do, baby, without her?

And there ain't no nothing. We can't
love each other through.

What would we do, baby, without her?

Sha -la -la -la.

Hello. Hello. My name is Elise Keaton,
and I'm regional chairperson for the

Vietnamese Relocation Services.

Oh, great. You've heard of us. Well,
what we need is for you to donate some

your time, help with employment
opportunities, maybe even send a small

Oh, you would?

That's very generous.

We were all foreigners to these shores
at one time.

I'm sorry, Mr. Running Bear.

Just send the check to the office, 421
Cathcart.

Thank you. Bye.

Another check?

Mom, you're doing great.

I think it's great the way you've got
everybody pitching in.

Even Alex, which blew my mind.

Yeah.

Who would have thought Alex would want
to be a big brother?

Not me.

Who would have thought that someone
would want Alex?

Not me.

Bye. Hey!

What did you guys do today?

Well, I picked up Ming after school and
we went to the library.

They were showing a film, The Dewey
Decimal System and You.

Wow. Did you have trouble handling the
excitement, Ming?

Actually, it was very interesting.

And the librarian's a knockout.

That's true.

I meant that in a bibliographical sort
of way.

After Alex woke me, we went out and got
an ice cream soda.

That's guy talk, remember?

Gotcha. Gotcha.

It's the best thing about having a big
brother, guy talk.

Hey, Ming, do you think you have time to
go upstairs and play with my slot cars?

You're on.

I get to use the blue one.

Uh, Ming, I don't think you do have time
for that. I was kind of hoping you'd be

able to read this before your mom got
here. That way we'd have something to

about tomorrow.

What is it?

Oh, it's just a little something I threw
together.

It's kind of a weekly reader version of
the U .S. News and World Report.

Just think of it as a companion piece to
my Wall Street Journal summaries.

Can't I take it home with me, Alex?

Ming, it's my only copy.

Are you sure you don't want to chain it
to his wrist?

No, Jennifer.

Alex is right.

This will be more fun.

I can play anytime.

I'm going to the dining room to study
this.

What a kid.

You know, this really excites me.
Shaping his ideas, molding his mind.

Now I know how you guys must have felt
when I was growing up.

No, you don't.

Alex, you know, there's more to being a
big brother than just trying to mold him

in your image.

I know that.

And I love that.

It's great to have a little guy that
takes places.

A little guy to ask me questions.

A little guy...

It's great to have a guy who's littler
than me.

You have a satisfaction of giving, the
joy of sharing, the pleasure of

yourself to another human being. Right.

That's going to look great on my resume.

Hello. Hi. I'm Niantan Li. I'm Ming's
mother. Hi, I'm Elise Keaton. This is my

husband, Stephen. Our daughters,
Jennifer and Mallory.

You know Alex. Oh, please, have a seat.
Thank you.

It's so nice to meet you all.

I've heard such nice things about you
from Ming and Alex.

Thank you, Alex.

Actually, most of it was from Ming.

Well, you know, it wouldn't look right
for me to brag about my own family.

You must be so happy to have Alex as
your big brother.

I don't know if happy is the word I
would have chosen.

Girls, why don't you go let Ming know
his mom is here?

I gave him some pretty interesting
stuff.

It's going to be hard to tear him away
from his reading. Yeah, it's going to

He looks so cute when he's asleep.

How you doing, Jennifer?

Okay, but my tongue is getting yucky.

Why don't you guys switch jobs? You can
stuff the envelopes and Mallory can lick

them. I don't want to mess up my lip
gloss, Mom.

That's okay, Mom. I don't think we have
time to retrain.

Oh, hi, gang.

Hi, Dad.

How was it down at the station?

Oh, a little disappointing.

The ratings for Oh My Ohio keep
slipping.

But that's a wonderful program. It's
informative, it's entertaining, it's

educational. Well, what was it about
last night?

Uh, last night? I didn't actually see it
last night.

Yeah?

Uh, I meant to see it.

I saw it. It was about highway repair.

If any potholes spring up in the living
room, call me.

Okay, we're getting out the
announcements for the circus benefit.

They have a lot of big surprises there,
too.

As long as there's nothing that involves
me and a tiger.

Alex home?

No, he's out with Ming. They went to a
lecture on money management for success

-oriented adolescents.

Same kind of thing we did when we were
kids.

Supposed to be his big brother, not his
twin brother.

No, he picked it out all by himself.

I said he could buy any outfit in the
store he wanted.

Or I'd buy him this one.

Guess you were short of cash, huh, Ming?

We also got these.

We're gonna hang them up in our room.

I gotta take these upstairs. I wanna
hang up mine now.

I'll bet nobody else has a great big
picture of Alex in his room.

Alex does.

Wow, he's hard to keep up with.

Have you had a good time with him, Ming?
Oh, the time of my life.

Alex is the greatest.

He's brainwashed us.

Oh, I know Alex can be a little intense
at times.

He's probably just going through a
phase.

Yeah, that's what we thought at first.
Now we think it's nutritional

What do you want to do now? Let's look
at the chart.

What kind of chart is that?

Oh, well, when I took on the
responsibility of being Ming's big

to reorganize my time.

It wasn't easy, but I think I got it
worked out.

See, I mapped out all my activities.
School, chess club, girls, special

girls, Susan Farkas.

Well, Commerce Department hearing's
starting in a few minutes.

What if we go upstairs and get our
notebooks ready?

about free play?

Well, we had free play yesterday.

I'm a kid, Alex. I need to play every
day.

All right, you've got four minutes. What
do you want to do?

I guess the mile run is out.

Whatever you want to do, Alex, it's fine
with me.

Well, why don't we go outside and toss a
football around, then? We've got time

for 23 throws each, along for
miscellaneous flubs.

Go for it. You're going to go for the
whole four minutes, huh, Alex?

Why not? Life is short.

Hello.

Just a minute. Alex, it's for you.

I'm busy with my little brother, Dad.

It's Susie Farkas. We'll play tomorrow.

Stephen, how do I look?

I've never been in charge of a circus
benefit before. You haven't? Why didn't

you tell me that before we got married?

How do I look?

Oh, you look great.

Saturday. Can't you two take the day
off?

We're workaholics.

Work me.

That'd be better if you made a grand
entrance.

Come on down with me.

Are you a happy clown or a sad clown?

I'm happy.

Alex is taking me to the circus.

Oh, we're going to have such a good
time.

The opening ceremonies start at noon,
and then there's the main circus event,

and then there's the Big Brother, Little
Brother parade!

Oh,

hey, Alex, where you been?

Oh, we had a meeting at the debate club
and ran a little long.

Kept arguing over what time to stop.

Alex, what do you think of me?

Ming, what are you...

Oh, boy.

Big brother, little brother circus day,
right?

What are you going as, Alex? The owner
of the circus?

It's today, huh?

Is it on your chart?

Uh, yes. Yes, it is. I guess I forgot.

Well, no big deal. You're here now.
While you're getting into your costume,

we'll be putting the cake and cookies in
the cart.

Uh, Ming, we have a little problem here.

You see, I really did forget about the
circus.

That's okay.

You got a lot on your mind.

No, you don't understand. See, I forgot.

I made other plans.

Oh. Yeah, we got a meeting at the Young
Entrepreneurs Club today.

Taking pictures for the yearbook.

I'm sorry, but I won't be able to go to
the circus with you.

That's okay.

Do I look... You look like someone who'd
want to go to the circus.

Maybe a little.

I got a great idea.

Why don't I go to the meeting with you?
That way we can still be together this

afternoon. Don't be silly, Ming. You're
going to have a lot more fun at the

circus.

Fun's not that important, Alex.

You taught me that.

Look, Ming, you're going to the circus.
You're going to have a great time with

my family.

What about the Big Brother and Little
Brother parade?

I'll take you next week.

We'll walk around together.

Uh, they're waiting. You better get
going.

Okay.

I'll have a great time with your folks.

They're very nice. They helped me put
together this outfit with makeup and

everything. Yeah, and you look great.

They drew a big mouth on you and a big
nose.

They went through a little tear.

Every time we go to the circus, it's
always the same thing.

You know you guys should need all that
stuff, but you go right ahead and do it.

Once in a while, we just can't resist.

I guess I better go upstairs and change.
Thanks for taking me. Yeah. Honey, it

was our pleasure.

I'm sorry you didn't have such a good
time.

I had a really good time. A great time.

What made you think I didn't have a
really good time?

Well, most kids don't cry during the
high wire act.

I was worried about him.

Hi.

Hey, Alex.

Alex.

So, how was the circus?

It was great.

The man put his head inside a lion's
mouth.

I hope you weren't there.

Uh, girls, why don't you take Ming for a
walk?

Are you kidding? It's freezing outside.

Then walk him around the dining room.

They're trying to get rid of us, aren't
they?

You got it.

Okay, let's split.

Alex, what did you have?

I'm sorry, Elise. Go ahead.

No, it's okay. You start. You started
speaking. I don't mind.

Look, I know what you're going to say,
and you're right. I shouldn't have let

Ming down like that. I took on a
responsibility, and I didn't handle it

I let him down. I let myself down. I let
everybody down.

I'm sorry.

Well, I guess we told him.

Hope we weren't too rough on you, Alex.

Hey, Alex, Oh My Ohio is on. Is that
what you've been telling me about?

That's all right, Ming. That one's a
repeat. Listen, can I talk to you for a

minute alone?

Sure. Well, I guess we should see it at
least once. Oh, it's a great segment

tonight. Downtown Akron, an evening in
Byzantium.

So you like the circus, huh?

Yeah. I'm sorry you couldn't come.

Did you have fun tonight, too?

No. No fun.

Well, maybe we can have fun now.

We can plan my teen years like you
wanted.

Uh, listen, Ming.

Things are getting very busy for me at
school right now. I belong to several

clubs and organizations.

You're vice president of the Young
Entrepreneurs.

And then there's my busy social life.

Jill. And sometimes Linda.

You know, actually, Jill is out. I met
this girl Brenda at the meeting tonight.

Wow.

Look, Ming, this relationship isn't
working out at all.

You just met her tonight, Alex.

No, Ming.

I mean, me and you.

This big brother thing just isn't
working out.

Let me see if I can explain that to you.

The chemistry just isn't right between
us.

It happens in a lot of relationships.

Ronald Reagan and Alexander Haig.

Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew.

Diana Ross and the Supremes.

Well, she's done very well on her own.

Look, I'm dragging you off to the
library when you'd rather be in a

I'm putting you in ties when you'd
rather be in T -shirts.

I'm a failure at this.

You must sense that.

Look, what I'm trying to say... Under
the circumstances...

I shouldn't be your big brother anymore.

Alex, what's wrong with me? He was
crying.

I just told him I couldn't be his big
brother anymore.

Nice going, Alex. It's a good day he
teed in land here.

Mallory, don't forget, we have to send a
receipt to everyone who sent a

donation. Yeah, I'm taking care of it.
What's in the box over there?

Oh, that's from McGregor's department
store. There should be something for the

family there.

It's a fondue set.

These are all fondue sets.

What are Vietnamese refugees going to do
with fondue sets?

Same thing we do, put them on a top
shelf and never use them.

Hey, Alex, want to give us a hand here?

Yeah, sure.

Where have you been?

Walking, just walking.

Where'd you go?

Nowhere special.

I've been there.

Hey, have you girls looked through your
closets for things to donate?

No, I forgot.

I'll go do that right now.

I looked. I need some more summer
clothes.

Just go thin out your wardrobe.

Anything you want to talk about, Alex?

Not really.

You don't seem very happy lately. You've
been moping around for days.

If I've been moping, it's just because
I've had more time to mope lately,

all. It's how I take advantage.

Did you put it on your chart?

No, I didn't have to.

It comes under miscellaneous emotions.

You sure it's not about Ming?

Ming? No, no. He's out of my life.

Alec, you can admit it.

You shouldn't be ashamed because you met
him.

Met them?

Dad, I made up my mind in the beginning
to refrain from becoming emotionally

attached, and that's exactly how I've
stayed.

Ow. What is that?

It's one of Ming's clown shoes.

Yeah.

You see, Dad, emotional attachments...

Why should I miss the kid?

He's nothing like I want my kid to be.

You mean Francis Scott Keaton to be born
July 4th, 1999?

Yeah.

Look, Alec.

I once wanted a son who shared my
interests, who loved camping in the

played starting forward on a basketball
team, was against increased defense

spending.

Sound like anybody to you?

Sounds a little like a combination of
Grizzly Adams, Julius Serving, and

McGovern.

I sound a lot like you.

Well, I didn't get what I thought I
wanted, even though I tried for a while.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, Alex, Alex.

That's not what I mean.

Look, I had no right to expect you to be
just like me.

I got a different kid.

He's bright, sensitive about other
things, and an expert on supply -side

economics.

And I love him very much.

I couldn't be happier.

You know, I'll never forget the first
day I met him.

I wore plaid. He wore stripes.

I was afraid we'd clash.

But we looked great together.

It's nice that you remember that, Alex.

It's not an easy day to forget.

He had such a cute walk.

One foot in front of the other.

And then when he ran, it was the same
thing, only faster.

I didn't plan on becoming emotionally
involved.

But this crazy thing just happened.

You don't plan those things, Alex.

You don't control them.

What do you do?

Just go with it.

Yeah. It's kind of a surprise to me,
too.

Can I come in?

Oh, sure. Please.

Hi.

Remember me?

Yes,

you do.

I'll leave you guys alone.

Don't worry, Mom.

Alex won't be here for long.

So, this is your place, huh?

Nice, very nice.

Uh, this is your bed?

Uh -huh. It falls back into a couch.

It's very practical.

So, uh, I get to sleep here, then?

Right. In the bed.

That's a place for it.

Were you always this boring, Alex?

I'm nervous.

I always talk like this when I'm
nervous.

Sometimes I just ramble on with no idea
what I'm saying.

I think this is one of those times.

Yeah, I just wanted to come by and say
hi and give you this.

Thanks, but I don't know when I'll be
dressing up like a clown again.

Yeah, well, I always make a great
paperweight.

My mom's getting me a new big brother.

Bigger than you.

I guess there's no chance you'd take me
back, huh? Why should I?

Because I miss you, Ming.

You got a lot of nerve, Alex. You dump
me, and then because you miss me, you

expect me to take you back?

I'm not saying I deserve you. I'm just
saying I want you. You don't want me.

You want a little you.

You want someone that looks like you,
acts like you, and thinks like you.

Is that how I acted?

Yeah.

I can't be Alex.

I've got to be Ming.

We had a lot of good times, Ming.

Going to the movies, talking the ball
around, guy talk.

If you don't want to read the Wall
Street Journal, you don't have to.

If you don't want to be a young
Republican, it won't bother me.

What if I want to be a liberal Democrat?

Why would you possibly?

I'd be with you. I wouldn't like it, but
I'd be with you.

Well, I already got your picture up.

Welcome back.

I'm going to break the bee back.

Well, I guess you can take the dart out
of my nose, huh?

Not so fast.

We'll have to see how you do.

I'm going to be okay.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

Good dog.