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Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas,
Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller.
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Oh, where the heck is Rob?
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Violence and murder are up 15 % in
Manhattan alone ever since the
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Act. He's got a gun! You saved my life.
You just earned Washington. Pro
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-prohibition. Am I gonna die?
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The best way to get rid of that tumor is
to inject it with... Straight THC and
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CBD. It will literally vanish in one
week.
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No!
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Robert!
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Robert! Robert!
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You're going to be okay.
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Um, I think.
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It's not the typical passion we use for
this type of operation.
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Everything looks fine to me. But I think
you'll be alright.
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I say we do it, doctor.
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Yes.
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Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas,
Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller.
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where the heck is Rob?
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Mr. Webb, Mr. Bell, scientists,
distinguished guests, and ladies and
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of the world.
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I appreciate you all for nominating me
as the speaking representative in these
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matters. I didn't nominate you for shit,
asshole!
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you're watching that for because you
have to do our future we meet at this
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noted for knowledge in a city noted for
progress in a country noted for strength
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and we stand in need of all these three
where we meet in an hour of change and
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challenge in a decade of hope and fear
in an age of both knowledge and
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you goddamn right there's ignorance in
this motherfucker
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The greater our knowledge increases, the
greater our knowledge unfolds, despite
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the dramatic fact that the scientists
have information about marijuana that
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world has never known.
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Man, fuck that shit. What are they going
to do? Make pot illegal all over again?
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Yeah, man, that's what these
congressional hearings are all about.
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Could affect us big time.
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But condense, if you will.
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The 100 ,000 years cannabis has been
around and the recent century of man's
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recorded history, we know nothing of the
previous 60 years of the why and the
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how marijuana had become illegal.
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We know all about that, don't we, Marky
Mark?
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Hell yeah, son.
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If we would have been legal two years
ago, we wouldn't be stuck in this
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motherfucker having to watch Newt
Gingrich tell me how pot became illegal.
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Then, in recent years, no man could have
pictured the rapid ascent to
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legalization.
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Dude!
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Stop throwing glass.
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Fuck you!
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I pay for it!
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Man, pisses me off!
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This is a lot of shit that I already
heard somewhere else before!
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I think.
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Yeah, it does sound familiar, doesn't
it? So it is not surprising that some
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would have us stay where we are a little
longer.
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To rest, to wait, and to keep things the
same.
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I want him to stay the same, you
motherfucking asshole!
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Chill, Harmony.
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He means that if we don't grow as a
people, our future will be worse than it
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now.
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But one man had a dream, and I am not
referring to the great Martin Luther
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because he was a great man.
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This country was not built by men who
rested and wished to look behind them,
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by people who looked to the moon and
wished to be sent there.
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Men like Robert Argent of the World Bank
conglomerate and his forward thinking.
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I kind of want to punch him in the
kidney.
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Yeah, but you'd have to get off the
couch if you're going to punch him in
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kidney. Yeah, that's way too much work.
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What is it, Sue?
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Fuck if I know.
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Just a lowly fisherman and an empty sea
of fish.
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All these big companies come and take my
and my family's fish and money.
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Motherfucker, if I see you on the
street, I will hunt you down!
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Can I just watch this in peace, please?
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Who the hell gave you the name of
Harmony, anyway?
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We believe in something that is honest.
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We choose to prohibit marijuana in the
recreational use.
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We choose to ban pot.
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We choose to start the drug war that has
died.
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Abra, you sure we have enough of those
pot pills to last us for a while?
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See?
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We better start packing our shit, bro.
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The motherfucking man getting us down
again.
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So sick and tired of this white -run,
oligarchic bullshit.
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sir.
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We would like you to hear the final
statement of Robert Argent of the
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World Conglomerate. Robert, please come
and address the audience.
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You are so dead, Robert Argent.
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I'll show you 50 and 50.
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Can we have a 20 -minute break to wait?
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He's not here yet. He should be here
shortly.
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I'm not opposed if anyone else isn't.
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I've got lots of stuff to do today.
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And I'm sure the rest of the country
does, too.
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So if you don't mind, I'd like to get
started.
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Why doesn't his assistant tell us what
for?
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Okay, Debbie.
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You've been an integral part of this
process from the beginning.
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Please come on up.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Is this it?
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I have the opportunity to show them what
I know.
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I've been prepping for this all my life.
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People love jingles.
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People love jingles.
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Okay. All right. Oh, hen famous quote.
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They're going to love me. Wait till they
get a load of me.
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Well, I'm not the most prepared, because
Rob was going to give this his full
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attention, and I'm sorry he is not here,
but what I have to say
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is this.
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Double your pleasure, double your fun.
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Break me off a piece of that cannabis
bar.
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Cannabis bar?
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Um, do you want to step it out for a
second?
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Fuck I care.
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I like what I see.
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I had a dream that in four score and
seven years from now,
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people would behave as one.
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And there's nothing to fear than fear
itself.
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And what we need in a decade of fear
is... Strength.
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Cool.
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Can we change the... Where's the remote?
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Did we break it?
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Yeah, you're going to actually have to
get up off of the couch and like...
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Oh, no. Manually change the channel?
Honey, that's too hard. Why don't you do
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it? We will not go to the moon, but
rather legalize marijuana once and for
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from our great country, and maybe people
will stop being so flaky.
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Make pot illegal.
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Do what's right.
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Just do it.
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Go for it.
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Because band -aids are stuck on you and
Gatorade is thirst -stating for that
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deep -down body thirst.
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Abra, can you get me some Gatorade? I'm
feeling really thirsty all of a sudden.
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Abra.
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Once you pop, you can't stop.
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I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us
kid.
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I want chicken.
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I want liver. I want liver. I want
liver.
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I want liver. I want liver. I want
liver. I want liver.
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I want liver. I want liver.
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I want liver.
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I like to hold it in my hands and keep
it company.
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I like to see the world for once.
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For peace throughout the land.
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For peace throughout the land.
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Thank you, Debbie.
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It's so nice to see you here.
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That was wonderful.
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Debbie, for such an impromptu speech on
such short notice, I
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give you my gratitude. But I have one
question.
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Do you smoke weed?
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Yes, Senator.
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There you have it, folks. Everybody in
favor of making pot illegal, raise your
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hands.
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Thank you so much, everybody.
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This is saving my fucking tax money,
man.
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Now
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here's
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the story about my life and my baby.
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I love her so.
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What's that stuck on my shoe?
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Oh, it's you.
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And you.
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And you, and you, and you.
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And you.
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Yeah, you.
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Money, me more money.
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I want lots of money.
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Money for me.
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You'll like my lots of me.
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Money, oh give me money.
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I'm gonna take all your money.
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Now that you know a little bit about me,
let me tell you a little bit about you.
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It is babies giving drugs and making
them grow up into schmucks.
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But not me, you can call it luck.
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Different pills, red, white, and blue. I
take them and you take the screw.
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So many, you don't know what to do.
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You're high laughing, wanna know what I
find funny?
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The bank just called and said you're in
default with no money.
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No money?
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No money.
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How do you like that?
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I don't. I'm good.
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Money, me more money.
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Give me drugs and sexy honey.
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Money for me.
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I can hear cha -cha -ching.
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Money, give me money.
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I'm gonna take it. Your pocket money.
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Firebombs at some poor times. There'll
be no help in reading songs.
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Unless you pray to me.
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Those are mine.
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Currency. Manipulate.
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Degradate. Depreciate. Emigrate.
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I'm getting full off your worthless
face.
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Bathing into this calm no one will know.
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Ocean of cats.
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Surf waves of wealth and a laugh.
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Laugh.
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God damn it.
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Money. Me more money.
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Try to sue me.
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I have money.
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I'm so proud I will sing.
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In this world I am king.
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Money is my money.
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You can't touch me.
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All my money.
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