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Your brother is here.
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You're fired!
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Amuse me. What do you got, pothead?
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Credit assistance.
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In the smoking industry, it's called
hash cash.
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Yes, officers.
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I have reasons to believe my bank is
being robbed.
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Why do you hate marijuana and fucking
people that smoke it so much, man?
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These weedies are just cock blocking me
from making sweet, sweet love to all
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that. money that's coming in.
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It seems that you have an extreme case
of irritant dermatitis, an allergic
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reaction to money.
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Money is my money.
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You can't touch me.
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I want my money.
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See? The laws are being governed by pot
dealers in each shop. It ain't right.
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I think it's just an innocent case of
hiring the wrong guy. That's all.
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I wish that were true, Senator.
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Senator Clint, he's right, George.
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This is the 100th arrest this week for
tax evasion. They're just dealing with
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the mob, and they're not paying their
fair share.
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Just make hiring standards higher. We
could, but there's other factors at play
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here. Oh, you must be talking about that
scandalous video you tried to show us
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at last year's convention.
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It's similar.
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Uh, however, I've been seeing it running
more and more rampant in the streets.
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Yeah, that's right. You know, violence
and murder are up 15 % in Manhattan
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ever since the Legalization Act.
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Sweet Lord, what have we done?
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Our ancestors damned us for this reason.
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I just hope it doesn't get any worse.
That's all.
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He's got a gun!
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Out of the way, Senator!
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Ow!
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I'm shot!
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You okay?
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Son, you saved my life.
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You just earned Washington. Pro
prohibition.
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Anything you need. Anything.
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Hey, you need infantry for your South
African affairs?
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You got it. All right? Thank you, sir.
You won't regret it. I'm going to get
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this guy, man. Yeah. Thank you.
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Debbie,
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it worked.
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We got it. We did.
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Yay.
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I have the senator eating out of my
hand.
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Did you find out what Bob was up to?
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No, but somebody by the name of Mar
called and said that all hell's broke
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down in Africa and she'll need at least
three infantries.
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Rob, what's an infantry?
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It's code.
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She's my other lover.
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She's what?
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Take it easy.
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You're still my number one.
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Did she mean infants? Did you have
babies with her?
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No, no. It's not infants.
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Can you please just focus on the task at
hand? Everything is going to be fine,
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Debbie. Just do as I ask and meet me at
the Congressional Hall at 1030.
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Oh, oh, oh! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. Can we please
focus on the task at hand?
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What about me?
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Everything's going to be fine.
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Just do as I ask and meet me at the
Congressional Hall at 10 .30 a .m.
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Fine. Great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Good job, guys. Way to go.
Good
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job.
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Oh, hey, Senator.
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What the hell?
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What the hell were you thinking?
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Faking a shooting?
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Oh, the Senators didn't find out, did
they?
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No. It's a family secret.
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I'll never mention it again.
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Oh, good.
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I...
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No, I can count on you, Mom.
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Well, we are, after all, going to take
over this country, then buy all the
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ones. That is the plan, correct?
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Yes, that's the plan.
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Good. So I'll have you know, you need to
stop feuding with your brother over the
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silly nonsense about prohibiting
marijuana.
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What?
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That's not just what you wanted.
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No.
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I never told you, but I love marijuana.
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You're the clean one.
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We need to keep it that way.
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You mean, I gotta tell the senators that
marijuana
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has to stay illegal?
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Yes. That would mean Bob wins.
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Fuck you, Bob. Fuck you, Rob.
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How's the tumor?
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What tumor?
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I didn't tell him yet. Oh, I hate to be
the one to burst your bubble, but you
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have a tumor the size of a golf ball on
your head.
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What?
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Am I going to die?
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Am I going to die?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Calm down, son.
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You're not going to die.
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As I was getting to before, I've been a
fan of marijuana for many years now.
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But not recreationally.
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Then how?
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Yeah, then how?
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I've been experimenting with its
medicinal uses for many years.
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It turns out we have so many patents, it
could be worth billions.
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Billions?
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And the best way to get rid of that
tumor is to inject it with straight...
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THC and CBD. It will literally vanish in
one week.
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No!
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You're going to be a stoner all the way
up into the next decade there, buddy.
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Why didn't you tell me that before?
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I love to watch you two quibble.
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It's my soap.
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Fuck you, Bob.
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Fuck you, Rob.
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Fuck you both children.
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Bob, quit fucking around with your
brother. It's serious time now. Your
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is on his way here.
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Oh, you mean he's not busy slaving
people in Egypt looking for more
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and gold?
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Yes, as soon as he heard about his
favorite son and protege, he jumped on
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those fast -paced planes.
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It's the only way to travel.
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Robert.
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Robert. Robert.
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Robert.
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Robert.
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Are you okay?
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Yes.
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Oh, okay.
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He's fine, Daddy.
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Why do you make everyone call you Daddy?
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That's how you emit control from the get
-go, son.
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You gotta... Make people do things
they're hesitant to do.
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On that note, I'm leaving.
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Love you, Rob.
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Remember what I said.
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Daddy.
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Good luck.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Bye.
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So, can we just call you Daddy
Warmonger?
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You did that. People might get the wrong
idea and think I was some kind of a bad
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guy. Um, you are a bad guy. You enslave
people all over the world, and you don't
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even acknowledge your son.
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Whatever.
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Robert, I heard about your little
adventure in Africa.
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Bob's a douche.
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Bob is a douche. You're a douche, Bob.
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Bob, you're a douche. Douche.
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Douche. Robert, you are a douche. Look
at me, douche. Yeah, douche.
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But, Daddy, I'm in love.
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Look at your brother here.
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Why can't you do more like a brother?
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He's got a tumor.
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What have you got?
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I said I'm in love, Daddy.
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You're in love? Oh, with Lisa?
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No. With Mara.
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Never mind. I don't want to know about
your personal life.
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Look, you just keep up the good work,
okay?
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I'm proud of you.
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Having a brain tumor.
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I don't know what to tell you. You're
going to be fine. You've got to tell
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you're going to be fine when they have
the brain tumor.
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You're going to be okay.
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I think.
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Maybe. Be strong, okay? What if I die?
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What have you done? I don't know. I
don't know. What if I die?
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Die. Die.
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Die. Please don't, because then I have
to leave it all to douche over here,
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okay? Don't die.
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Douche. Okay, put that away. Put that
away. You need your strength, okay?
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Okay. Okay, son, I want you and your
brother, I want you and this douche over
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here to learn how to get along.
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Douche. Okay, no.
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I can call him that. You can't.
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Oh. Sorry, Daddy.
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Why can't you do more like your brother?
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I don't know. What do you want me to do?
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I got to go. Robert, I love you.
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I love you too, Daddy.
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See you later, Big D.
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Big D.
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All right, Rob.
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Think about your business, fucking
loser.
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Operation.
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Rob,
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you're now Walter.
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That'll be good.
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Feedback's a bitch.
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Doctor? Doctor?
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Well, it's not the typical passion we
use for this type of operation.
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looks fine to me. But I think you'll be
all right.
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I'm sorry? Let's put him under. Yes.
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Administer the anesthesia.
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Yes, I definitely agree.
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Yes.
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Yes, doctor.
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I say we do it, doctor.
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Why is he wearing shoes?
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You know, I can't work without shoes.
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Yes, I definitely agree.
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I say we get it going.
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Yes, doctor.
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Yes, doctor. I couldn't agree.
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I couldn't agree more. Is this your
first time in the operating room?
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Doctor.
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Yes, doctor. Done, doctors.
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I say we proceed. Take him down to the
lab machine and continue with the
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process. And get this man some shoes,
for God's sake.
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No question on my mind, doctor.
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Yes, doctor.
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Yes, doctor.
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Yes,
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doctor, I agree. I concur.
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In my professional opinion, I concur.
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Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas,
Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller.
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