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As you know, pot is legal. I've brought
you proof from pot dispensaries all
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around the state of these deviant
behaviors, of these mongrels.
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No, stop it, please!
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Yeah, I love that, that it's legal now
and I can have sex with any girl we
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Bob, what are you doing here?
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This wind is a documentary of someone
else's point of view. Answer that, Rob.
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What kind of filth do you employ?
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We've had enough, Mr. Robert.
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We will keep our vote for no
prohibition.
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I don't think there's anything hotter
than watching your face when you come.
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Watching your face when you come.
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Do you want some of this?
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You know you do.
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You must pay.
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Now here's a story about my life. Yeah.
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I love myself.
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All roads have left me. My brain is
fried.
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From all the farmers that I've met.
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Now I've got the little stand to put the
money in my hands. I'm around.
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Screw you all. More for me. Money. Bam!
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I am so big, you're small, that is all.
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What's that duck on my shoe?
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Money.
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Need more money.
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I want money.
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Yeah,
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what is it?
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Hi, sir. Sorry to call you on your
personal line, but your brother is here.
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What the fuck is he doing there?
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And not alone.
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You told me to call in case that quote
unquote cock sucking money mooching.
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Yes, asshole.
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If he ever stepped in your bank again.
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Yeah, I'll be there in a few minutes.
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Nothing turns me on more, makes me wet,
than seeing you angry.
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Where is that motherfucker?
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Get the fuck out of my way. You're
fired!
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Where's that prick?
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Uh, hi sir, he's in your office.
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Barbiturates fuck with your head more
than you know.
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I believe it. Yeah.
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Whoa. Jesus.
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You have some fucking balls.
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Rob. What the fuck?
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If you weren't my brother, I wouldn't
know where I'd be.
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How are you, my sweet and lovely
brother?
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I'm good. Thanks for asking.
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Listen, this is an entrepreneurial
friend of mine.
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Do I know you?
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No, we just met. Why are you bothering
me?
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Because you bother me all the time.
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Amuse me. What do you got, potheads?
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Well, credit assistance.
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In the smoking industry, it's called
hash cash.
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Hmm. You know, you and I aren't too
different.
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I also have a relationship with the
tobacco industry.
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And we have a few stock.
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Know a lot of people.
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Oh, actually, I have this nice little
app.
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That whenever you speak into it, it
changes your voice into a chronic
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Pretty nifty.
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Pretty nifty.
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Yeah.
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Monday.
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Oh,
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well, look at the time.
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I have another business meeting to
attend to, but I will definitely be in
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contact, Mr.
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Mustache.
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Mustache Bill.
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Such an intriguing name, Mr. Mustache.
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Just leave your contact info with Janine
and I'll be in touch.
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Thank you.
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That
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went
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well, don't you think?
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Okay, Mr.
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Mustache. Oh, man.
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Seriously, you could have came up with a
better name than that.
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I got nervous, man.
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Look, Mustache Dan, Alan.
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Hey, Rob. How you doing? Nice to meet
you. I'm Dan Allen.
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Uh, you didn't help.
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Well, he's not going to okay with the
board. Maybe he didn't recognize me.
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No, he recognized you, all right.
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Better keep your nose clean for a bit.
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Bob, that's me, Mr. Clean.
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Yellow.
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I've got a job for you. Lots of money
involved.
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Who's this?
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Shut up.
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Just be at the bank tonight at 12 a .m.
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I'll be robbing. Take that asshole's
money.
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There'll be a lot.
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Hmm. Rob?
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That asshole?
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Count me in, bro.
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Sweet.
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About to rob, rob.
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Got cold front job.
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About to rob, rob.
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I'm about to rob this store, okay?
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Okay. Don't tell anybody.
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Especially not the blue and white cars.
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Don't tell any of the blue and white
cars you see.
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Oh, shit.
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I don't know what that was. I just broke
it.
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Wait. What?
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What are you doing?
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System deactivated.
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Argent World Bank thanks you for your
help keeping our artifact safe.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm in.
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Perfect. Just keep walking straight
ahead.
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Pass the two paintings on the right.
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Don't fuck around.
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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Nah, bro. This painting I saw.
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This shit just sabotaged my entire moral
perspective on taste.
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Like, there's no civil way to say this.
Like, this shit is just ugly as fuck.
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Shut up. I like it. Just keep moving
forward.
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is this?
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Shit is like a dream.
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Yo, this shit is like a dream, man.
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I
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got
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it all right.
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Good job.
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You should take this time to celebrate.
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Mm -hmm.
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Right.
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Everybody's high around me. High around
me is high around me.
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Everybody's high around me. Right.
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Everybody's high around me.
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Don't even call me Weedy Bill anymore.
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Yes, I have reason to believe my bank is
being robbed.
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Yes.
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I mean, no.
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No, I wasn't laughing. It wasn't an
evil, maniacal laugh. It wasn't.
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Yes, my bank is being robbed. Please, go
check it out. There's somebody there.
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Yeah, that's great.
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Just adjusting, and give me some more.
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One more.
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Hello?
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Hey, what's up?
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Yo, I'm locked up, man.
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What? Yo, man.
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I don't even know.
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I answered this anonymous call last
night. They said they had a job for me,
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it was to screw your bro over by robbing
his bank and getting money. Two things
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I enjoy, but don't get enough of. I'm
going to have to come down and get you.
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Where are you? Yo, man, don't even
bother, man. I can't even get bailed
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You know they have to do that whole
investigative bullshit, man.
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Fuck.
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All right, well, I'm going to try to
help you out. Come on, man, 60 seconds.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Shit. What did the guy sound like?
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You know, the thing, it seemed like he
was a bit of a chain smoker.
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You know, other than that, he's real
quick talking, you know, real direct.
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You know, kind of bossy. You know what?
He did have some very bad taste.
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Bad taste?
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How so?
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He liked your brother's shitty painting.
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Yeah, man. I'll let you know. Watch your
ass.
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But first, I'm going to finish with you.
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Wait. Let's see.
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You are now three feet away.
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Four feet.
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Five.
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Seven.
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Yeah.
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Your brother is here.
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Man, how can you do that? I know it was
you. Sit down.
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I don't like you. I don't like anything
that you stand for. I'm on the verge of
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just hating you and despising your
existence.
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But it kind of invigorates me to see you
so miserable.
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I'm going to use the surveillance video
of the robbery to help my campaign.
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To show how evil Doobie Rollers and
Weedheads are.
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Seriously?
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Fucking, why do you hate marijuana and
fucking people that smoke it so much,
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man? It's quite ingenious if I do say so
myself.
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It's just so not cool, man.
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People who do it are just airheads.
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They're just relaxed attitude.
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It just pussifies our entire generation
and what our ancestors worked so hard to
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do. Cigarettes. Now that is cool.
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Take a look back.
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You had people smoking cigarettes in TV
and movies.
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They were cool and classy, not stoned
and dopey.
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People back then took action. They had a
plan, a sense of direction. My God, it
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was beautiful.
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And I aim to keep that spirit alive.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm done with my soapbox.
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But in reality, it's taking revenues
from the tobacco companies.
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Man, and then I lose money, and these
Wheaties are just cock -blocking me from
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making sweet, sweet love to all that
money that's coming in.
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All right.
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I'll see you later, prick.
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It seems that you have an extreme case
of irritant dermatitis, an allergic
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reaction to money, which is why you're
scratching all the time.
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Yes, so my only prescription is to avoid
money for a while. Yes, because if you
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don't, it'll get worse. And even that
bathing stuff that you talked about, no
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more bathing with money. What? It'll
only get worse, Rob.
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Yes. No.
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Yes. No.
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Yes. Rob.
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Rob! Nurse!
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