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I want to fire all the tellers and go
completely digital.
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What? You can't do that!
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I'm ready for war.
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Bring it, little baby!
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It's all business.
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You ready for this, champ?
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I read his banking account.
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When people got free money, I can't
fucking take it!
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You don't stop, do you?
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No, I don't.
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Do you?
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I have sativas right here. I have
hybrids in the center. My indica is down
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Of course, the sativas are going to be
that heavier head high and that more
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hyper -euphoric high, that silly, giggly
high.
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The indicas are going to be more of that
relaxed body high that can make you a
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little drowsy.
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Of course, we don't only sell straight
marijuana here. We also have edibles
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here.
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And if you can put marijuana in it, we
carry it.
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Yeah, we can't accept your cash.
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Why the hell not? It's real money.
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We don't, uh, play that here.
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Homie, homie, homie, homie.
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Yo, man, I know you don't talk to your
other customers like that, man. Don't
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talk to me like that. Well, I'm terribly
sorry.
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Terribly sorry.
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I mean, we would collapse the bank
because...
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We couldn't tenfold our loans without
the Fed's guarantee.
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Is that better?
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Fed's guarantee?
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What are you talking about, man?
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I'm talking about the bottom line,
Dopey.
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It's not a good business decision for
us.
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But hey, maybe some other idiot will
take it. The world runs on money. You
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the only place to put this shit. I'll
find another place easy, Max Headroom.
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Exactly, sucker.
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Security, get that fucking man out.
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I need your bank.
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Fuck you and your bank.
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Don't touch me, sir. I'm already
leaving, sir. I'm leaving.
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Fuck your bank.
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Damn, man.
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Always got to have the last word, man.
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What's the problem, man?
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You smoke pot, man?
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I do, but I'd like to know what just
happened in there.
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You know, some white business bullshit,
man.
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Hmm, right.
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You know, I've been talking to my family
about dropping the feds because that's
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white as you can get, but shit stays the
same, man. Yeah.
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I feel so sorry for you, my guy.
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Bob Argent.
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Bill. Weedy Bill.
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Old people just call me Bill Schumer.
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Weedy Bill. All right. Well, if you ever
want to get high and dance with Chick,
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hit me up, right?
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Shit.
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Talking my language now, bro.
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Cool. Yeah. What are you doing later?
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I got this candy biz, man.
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I take the THC out of the plant, make it
into candy or fluid, give it to
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doctors. They prescribe it to...
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cancer patients and whatnot.
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So why aren't companies and institutions
lining up to get behind it? Because the
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drug isn't patented. If someone invests
in researching it, they're not going to
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make a profit because anyone can make
it. Yeah.
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Get some eyes on motherfuckers, man.
Nice, man. I heard of that. That's cool
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shit. Plant is really incredible.
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It sources your body, teams up with its
buddies, the endocannabinoids. They come
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together and fight off all the foreign
shit in our body.
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That's great.
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If a team of people could do that in
real life, I think that would be
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I like the way you think, man. Since
this is your family's bank, there's got
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be something you could do.
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You know what?
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There is something I might be able to
do.
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Sounds good, man.
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Yeah. Let's smoke this weed first, you
know.
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Let's do that first.
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I'm down. Help us focus, man.
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Yeah.
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Yo, man.
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We did it.
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Yeah, man.
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Fucking feels good.
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All you drug dealers and your money
laying around.
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Yo, we got every pot seller in the state
to form a union.
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It's next step to country, man. A
people's credit union. We can't fucking
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It's crazy, man. I remember back in the
days, man.
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We used to have to hide out and shit.
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make sales in the back blocks with the
crack dealers.
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That shit always made me feel so grimy,
man. I fucking never liked hanging out
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in that shit.
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Yo, I heard about you, though. Me? Yeah.
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What'd you hear? Yo, Johnny the Sardine
told me... Johnny the Sardine? Yo. What?
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Let me tell you what he told me. Okay,
tell me. He told me he used to smuggle
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that shit in the club like a
motherfucking modern -day Al Capone,
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Al Capone killed people, though. Come
on, bro. You know what I mean.
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Yeah, well, you know, we used to run
that shit in the fucking meatpacking
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district in the LEN.
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Yo. Man, that shit was off the hook
before it went fucking pop, man.
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Bro, what's up, man?
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But I heard you knocked up mad chicks,
bro. I did.
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Why you ain't a daddy?
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I am.
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The kids need their dad, bro.
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They really need their dad, bro.
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I don't know, man. I don't know if I
could be hanging out with you.
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Times are changing, man. I'm gonna spend
more time soon.
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I hope so, man. I promise.
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So, Bob, you gave these criminals a
place to put their drug money? What the
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are you doing here?
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I thought I'd come here and see if I
should demolish this place. This is
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You can't touch it.
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I guess this is your asshole brother you
were telling me about, huh?
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Sure is.
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Weedie Bill, this is Rob, who wishes his
name was Bob.
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I could call myself Bob, but then you'd
get confused when Daddy said Bob!
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What kind of name is Weedy Bill anyways?
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What is that? It sounds like some kind
of foreign plant or some shit that you
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can't kill.
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It's a family name, Robert.
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It's Robert.
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Weed sack.
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Rubber. Weed sack.
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Rubber. Weed sack. Rubber. Weed sack.
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I'm starting to get on my nerves. You
know what? I gotta go.
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And Bob, you were right.
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What's that?
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There's more in life than power and
ruling.
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Yeah.
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Taking down petulant pricks like you
got.
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Fucking going down.
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So if you don't mind... Yo, we gotta
worry about this dude, bro.
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Yo.
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Shit! Yeah, we gotta worry, man.
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Yo, you know any lobbyists or anything,
man? This is going... I can see this
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really getting out of hand, man. I don't
know any pot lobbyists, but let's hit
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our people up on the phone, man. Cool,
cool, cool. I'll send out a chain mail.
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Cool, yeah. Do it on your phone. Let's
do it now.
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Phone? Who can use a computer?
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That was good shit, man. Yo, man, that's
the OG coach, man.
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I can fucking feel like I'm not talking.
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I feel like I'm floating.
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Yo.
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I've never seen one like this before.
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Like shit.
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Where's the keyboard on this?
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It's not down here.
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Oh, no. Oh, shit.
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Sorry, man.
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Damn.
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Fuck. Yo.
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Where's the keyboard?
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I don't know, but I can find someone who
knows.
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All right. Hold on.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Weedie Bill, this is Champ, my little
cousin. What's up, Champ?
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What's up?
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How you feeling?
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That's Weedie Phil, my drug dealer, man.
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Hey, wait a minute. You shot me, man.
Can you help us, man?
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I'm shot, man. Of course, you dummy.
Look right here.
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What? Move your leg.
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Oh, you got me, Grandpa.
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Oh, man.
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Boy, we both look good, man.
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There it is. Your lifesaver, man.
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Cool. Bob, get a life.
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And we do, man. Oh, man.
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All right, man.
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Snapping out of it. Let's do this.
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Your brother's going down, man. Yeah.
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Fuck that guy.
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All right.
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Woo. It's on. All right. Man, sometimes
that's the hardest part, man.
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Woo. It's on, man.
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Nice. Sometimes that's the hardest part.
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How do you do that?
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All right.
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Aw, shit, man.
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I forgot the list with the emails on
them. Oh, dude. Hold on. I'll be right
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back.
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I got the list, man.
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Hey, yo. Hello.
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Hey.
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I got the list. Yeah, yeah. I'm up. I'm
up, man. Let's do this. Where's the
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MacMill program?
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Wait.
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I don't know where the MacMill program
is, man. Oh, shit.
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All right.
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You know what?
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Hold on. I'll get it. I'll get it. I
know it's the one that could help. All
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right.
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Let's see. He's asleep.
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Move. Move it. What?
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Okay, man. It's my office now.
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Wait. The time seems like a good idea to
sleep.
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No, wait, no, no, I'm getting this vlog!
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Hey,
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champ, can you help us find the Mac Mail
program?
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Hey, look out, look out, look out,
Weedy.
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Mac Mail program, please.
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You guys are idiots.
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It's a Windows computer, not a Mac.
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I don't like computers, man.
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Yo, I don't know how to use a PC, man.
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That's what it's called, right?
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Kids, do you have anything else that I
need to do?
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Because I'm busy making your banking
security program so your money won't get
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stolen. It won't get done if you do
indiscreet...
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Bothering me.
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Sorry, man.
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And that's... Hello, Dad.
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Uh, yeah. Can you, uh, send an email for
us, please?
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Excuse me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Send. Send.
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Name.
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There you go.
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Okay, cool.
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Oh, wow, you even typed a message.
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Now all you need to do is just send it.
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Okay. All right, cool, man.
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Yeah!
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Jim, you just shit!
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Oh, by the way.
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What?
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You should sleep again.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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They have the drug. It's killing your
brain.
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Probably stay with them.
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Uh,
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come on, man.
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Do this shit. Oh, wait. Oh, no.
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I got some fucking weed shit.
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You want to eat one?
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Oh, yeah.
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Here. Candy. Yo.
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Candy on me.
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Candy on me.
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Wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I gotta, I gotta, we gotta send it.
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It's not sent. We gotta send it.
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No,
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you gotta do it. I don't know how to do
this.
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I don't know how to use these things,
man. Alright, fuck.
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I don't really know how to do it yet,
man.
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I really don't know how to do this.
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Hey, I think I got it. I think I got it.
No.
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Yep, I did it. Nice. Good job, man.
Yeah, what's up?
253
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,420
Let's get back to this party.
254
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640
Yeah. Woo.
255
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,600
Don't let him fuck that shit up. We need
a bill.
256
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,040
Hulk smash, we need a bill.
257
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,260
We need a bill. No.
258
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,490
Oh, shit.
259
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:15,350
I'm gonna get you before you leave. Man,
let's go get that kid.
260
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:17,430
Yeah. Let me get that pillow.
261
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,190
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