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It's about how credit unions really are
a better alternative.
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How anyone who really thinks about it
should not have their money in a bank.
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They should have their money in credit.
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What the fuck, Rob?
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I'm trying to sleep.
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Oh, no. No, no, not one of your stupid
nightmares.
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They're not stupid, Lita. They're
fucking terrifying.
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They're stupid.
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Go back to sleep.
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I can't go back to sleep. I'm fucking
terrified.
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All right, all right, all right, all
right.
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Jesus fucking Christ. All right, all
right, Rob.
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Tell me about your nightmare.
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Okay. Thanks, Lisa.
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Oh, fuck you, Rob. I just want to go
back to sleep.
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I mean, is this the same one from
before?
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Please say no. Yes. Oh, my God.
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Only this time poor people have taken
over the world. I can't find a good
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No one will clean my apartment, park my
car. I have to carry shit and get dirty.
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Fucking scariest dream I ever had.
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Well, um... Uh, does talking about it
make it better?
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No, it doesn't.
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I'm still scared.
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Well... And awake.
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You know what? I'm sorry that talking
about it didn't fucking help, but I'm
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fucking going back to sleep!
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Go back to sleep. No! Go back to sleep.
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All right, I'll go for a run.
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I'll see you after work.
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Oh, wait.
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Shit. I've had dinner with my brother
Bob and Amanda, my mother.
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You ready to meet them?
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Wait, seriously?
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You're asking me this now?
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Yes. Rob, I'm trying to sleep.
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What don't you understand?
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I'm so tired.
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Forget it. Whatever. I'm done with you.
Fuck you. Bye. No! Fuck you!
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I met you last week. You want to
introduce me to your parents?
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It's my brother and mother.
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Not daddy.
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Wait.
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Daddy? Daddy? Daddy?
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You call your father daddy?
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Ruthless asshole. Who's afraid of poor
people taking over the world? That
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doesn't even make fucking sense.
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He makes me, okay?
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Loser. Loser.
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Amanda, your son has an idea that will
change the
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banking industry indefinitely.
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That's right, Amanda.
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I'm going to go digital in the banking
industry.
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Are you high?
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I didn't think you did drugs.
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I only do pharmaceuticals. I'm not a
pothead like Bob.
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Fuck you, Rob.
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Why don't you drink some alcohol with
your quaaludes?
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Whatever, drug head.
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Why don't you go take a break? No, fuck
you, Rob.
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Cannabis doesn't give you hangovers like
Pfizer.
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I don't like any smoke.
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Ruins your skin.
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The asshole.
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Even Amanda thinks pot's up.
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What do you mean by digital, Rob?
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I want to fire all the tellers and go
completely digital. What? You can't do
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that.
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I've got people on my side too, buddy.
I'm ready for war.
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Bring it, little baby.
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If we weren't in the presence of ladies,
I'd... Whatever, douche. Sit down
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before I have you removed from the
business.
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Dumbass. You can't have me removed from
the family.
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Bob. Listen to your brother and sit
down. I can do whatever I want. Sit
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sit down. I am the senior chair. I make
the decisions in this bank.
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Honey.
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Honey. That sounds a little non
-political, don't you think?
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Yeah.
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But who do I have to impress?
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I am the bank.
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Yeah!
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What were you, born in an animal cage
there, tiger?
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They are people.
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They have feelings.
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Do you know what feelings are?
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Fuck you, Bob.
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You're an asshole.
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No, of course you don't. You're too
doped up on barbiturates to even hear
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the tellers and go completely off.
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Want one, honey?
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Yeah. Do you want
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one?
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Amanda.
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Okay. You pressured me into it.
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Does anybody want some pot? No!
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Oh, no.
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Feel the drive!
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He's right, Bob.
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World power doesn't come by giving
people things.
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The U .S. gives free food to poor
countries all the time, and you know
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happens. Yes, they use their own guys to
rough up the locals, steal their shit,
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and enslave them to buy it back like
they do here.
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Yes, you are right.
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And that is how they dominate the rest
of the free world.
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Make people your friends, and it goes a
lot farther. You have to agree with me,
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Mom.
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You think making friends with poor
people is a good money -making decision?
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You're dumber than I thought.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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With power comes more power.
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There's nothing like it.
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Learn from it.
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A good spiritual bond is better than any
control you can have over another human
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being. Who cares about power?
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Uh -oh. I think she choked on one of her
pills.
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Are you serious? Is he serious?
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I can't deal with this. I am so sorry.
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Thank you so much. It has been a
pleasure, but I have to go.
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I can't deal with this. Come on. Come
on, Bob. We're leaving right now.
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Me? Come on, Rob.
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Yeah. I'm not going anywhere with you.
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Bye.
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Steve cute!
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Asshole! Yeah, he's an asshole.
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You're so valuable to the company. Thank
you. Oh,
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I
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mean, you were so valuable.
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All the good and all the time and your
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thanks, your appreciation.
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Next!
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Oh.
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It's my favorite employee.
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Hey. How's it going? Thank you. Yeah,
it's so good to see you.
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Awesome. I know.
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I'm just handing out these things here.
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You want one?
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Oh, yeah, I'll take one. Here, let me
go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let me do it.
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I'm on it.
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Are you kidding?
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No. No, I like you, but it's nothing
personal.
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I'm doing business.
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Thanks.
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Chum.
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Oh, hi.
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Very nice to see you. Thank you so much
for coming.
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There we go.
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All right, then.
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You want, would you like this?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry.
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Oh, oh, sorry.
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Oh. Thank you. Yes, bye.
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Madame Persephone, I lay my life at your
feet.
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Look into my crystal ball.
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You will build me a garden
groundskeeper, and it will be internal.
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For that, you will now hear your
fortune.
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Tomorrow, or the next day, I don't know
when it's going to happen, but you will
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find a nickel and flip it.
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You will look up and see a hawk flying
over the sun.
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And crashed into the woman of your
dreams of a path long forgotten.
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But what if it is head?
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Get out!
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Go!
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What are you waiting for? Come on.
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You need patience.
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You should have it. You're a gardener.
You wait things for it to grow. I don't
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understand.
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Nice sound, Bob.
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You're funny.
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Yeah. You ready for this, champ?
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Sure. I hate Rob.
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I'll help you take him down. Yeah!
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Programming? There you go.
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What did you do?
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I read his banking account, so it would
give all the customers lots of money.
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Wow. Yeah.
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You're awesome.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my hairbrush. Very important.
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Okay.
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Chelsea,
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what's up?
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Hi, Bob.
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I knew I'd find you here.
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Of course you did, my fortune -telling
princess. I am your princess.
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Now let me read your fortune.
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Read it.
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Right here. Right there.
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Yeah, read it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, what'd it say?
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I can't believe I didn't see this
before.
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What? You have an abundance of children.
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Yeah, you're right.
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But, um, about that.
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You also want a dark sorcerer to run
your country.
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You're good.
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I've been looking for someone like you
for millennia. Have you?
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You've been looking for a millennia?
Why? What's a millennia? I have no idea.
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I've just been around that long.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Wow. Now tonight begins the 48 -hour sex
ritual.
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I'm so tempted, but...
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There's so many other people's lives at
stake.
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I have to save the world.
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Rob is trying to fire everyone.
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So please wait.
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No, no, no. Hold that thought. No, it's
done.
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Tomorrow the plan will fall apart. It
will.
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It will.
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No. He's not. The plan is falling apart.
Okay, okay. Why don't you listen to me?
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Okay. I'm a fortune teller. Okay.
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All right. What do you want to do?
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Come on. Let's go.
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Okay.
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Whoa. All right.
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oh my god
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this shit fucking fall through
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A tote.
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A tote.
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Everybody please grab a glass.
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Yes. Thank you for returning to your
jobs.
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I hope this brave new foray into the
world of robotics will teach you to be
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better bankers and better employees in
the future.
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Additionally, due to the tremendous
monetary loss that incurred to the ATM
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malfunctions, you will be...
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receiving a 10 % salary decrease to help
defray corporate expenses.
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I hope you enjoy the rest of this party,
and thank you very much.
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Mmm.
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This wine is delicious.
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Nice speech, man. Yeah, thanks. I don't
know what
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the fuck happened. It was the perfect
plan.
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I sabotaged it.
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Bob. Who doesn't know how to use
computers to sabotage it?
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I don't, but never mind.
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You'll get them next time, Tiger.
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Yeah, thanks for the love, brother.
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See? Now we're getting somewhere.
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You don't stop, do you?
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No, I don't.
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Do you?
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I gotta get out of here. Okay.
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Where you going?
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Hey, ride it like a cowboy!
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Yee -haw!
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Get off me!
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